My Weird Life

   Chapter 496 Ghost Gate (22)

   "It seems that this time, as long as I bring you with me, everything will be done!"

  The old man grinned and said to Su Wu.

  Su Wu didn’t know how he did the divination,

  But since the old man said so, he must have been taken into consideration during divination.

  He nodded and said: "If the old man needs my help, just ask."

"I don't need your help this time, but I need you to carry the beam." The old man shook his head again and again, correcting Su Wu's statement. With a rooster, he can bring the dead back to life for a day and a half,

  I calculated this just now, but it is not false.

  After the "God of Joy" was captured by the Tiger Immortal and destroyed the mountain and ruined the temple, it was difficult to fully recover,

  The possibility that a living person can be taken away by a coffin after lying down in it is too low!

so,

  Let's hurry now,

   Taking advantage of the "ghost gate" before it is completely closed, enter the ghost gate, and hope to retrieve the soul of the dead from under the seat of Xishen! "

   "How to enter the ghost gate?" Su Wu asked.

  The black-faced old man pointed to the coffin placed in the yard by Su Wu: "You lie in the coffin, I'm going crazy and calling out my vagina!"

  'Fat epilepsy recruits yin'?

  Su Wu stared into the eyes of the black-faced old man: "The 'Yin' in the underworld?"

  The old man looked surprised: "You also know the underworld?"

   Next to him, Second Master Jiang crushed out his cigarette butt, muttering: "Who doesn't know the underworld?"

  The black-faced old man and Su Wu looked at Second Master Jiang together,

  Second Master Jiang consciously made a slip of the tongue, so he kept a straight face and said nothing more.

   "I know the underworld, I have been to the underworld." Su Wu replied to the old man.

  Second Master Jiang, who was listening to the two of them, widened his eyes.

  He began to doubt,

  Is the "underworld" that I think, where the dead and the souls of the dead gather, the same place as the "underworld" these two people mentioned?

  This young man!

   Really amazing!

   Been to the underworld? !

  The old man was overjoyed when he heard the words, and said again and again: "You have been to the underworld, and you can come back, then you must go to the dog hole dug out by the **** of joy on the outer edge of the underworld, there must be no problem!

  Maybe you can visit the temple of the **** of joy in the underworld,

  Tell it to never recover again! "

   "The dog hole dug out by the God of Joy on the edge of the underworld?" Su Wu frowned and asked the old **** man, "You mean—the gate of ghosts?"

   "Exactly!"

   "If you want to go to the underworld, you need to bribe the gatekeeper." Su Wu said again.

"really!"

  The old man affirmed what Su Wu said.

  Su Wu looked at him silently,

  He grinned straight away, stopped trying to keep the jokes away, and said directly: "We are insane—in fact, we just want to find a Li Gui to be a good friend, sing songs to it, tell nasty jokes to please it,

  When it is happy, it is willing to do things for it.

  My lover—in the underworld.

  This time you are just going to the outer edge of the underworld, to go to the ghost gate of the **** of joy. The gatekeeper is not strict. I discussed with my friend and asked him to open a path for you. You can go along the path without paying for the road.

  —but mind you, just follow the road,

   Don't run out of the path, into the depths of the underworld, I can't get you back! "

  The underworld is full of horrors, and hides many monsters above the barren level. Su Wu walked there once, and if Zhuer hadn't finally activated the power of the 'Stove God', he might not be able to escape from the underworld.

   One of them is powerful, he naturally knows it.

   He nodded solemnly, expressing that he had remembered the old man's words and would definitely not go outside the road.

   "In addition to these, we have to make other preparations." The old man looked at Jiang Erye next to him, and said directly, "Follow the funeral process on your side, let's go down the process next!

   It is time to worship and worship,

  When it’s time to build the coffin and grind the nails, just build the coffin and grind the nails—the process goes down, and the coffin rolling nails should be as slow as possible. If the nails are crushed, people will not be able to come back! "

  The old man was explaining, when Yun Nishang, who had been silent beside him, suddenly said with a serious face: "Let Su Wu lie in the coffin,

   Still nailing the coffin nails?

I disagree! "

   "Little girl..." The black-faced old man smiled and pointed to Yun Nishang, who met his eyes and felt a little guilty.

He didn't care, and then said with Jiang Erye: "I want you to prepare another coffin, invite the deceased into the coffin, go down according to the funeral process, and grind the nails on the coffin so that they are also the coffin nails of the deceased's coffin." .

  The reason for following this process,

   is to ‘cheat’,

  'Cheat' the God of Joy!

  'Cheat' the underworld, 'cheat' the secrets! "

   "Good good good!

  I'll find a coffin and make a coffin right away!

   Invite a family member to preside over the funeral! "Second Master Jiang agreed, and went to call for some errands instead.

  The old man looked at Jiang Yingying beside him, and said softly, "Go burn the paper and cry for your grandpa."

"Yes."

  Jiang Yingying nodded,

  She turned to look at Su Wu, then at the old man, and suddenly said: "Can I go to the underworld? That's my grandfather, I should go—"

   "No, no, no!"

  The old man directly refused: "If you go, you will beat the dog with meat buns. If you go, you will never return!"

   "Don't worry about it here,

  You just do what the old man tells you. "Su Wu also persuaded Jiang Yingying.

  Jiang Yingying's eyes were filled with tears, she looked at Su Wu's face, and said in a trembling voice: "I, I owe you too much, I don't know how to repay you..."

  Touching the memories of parents dying in front of themselves one after another,

  Thinking that grandpa is also "separated from Yin and Yang" at this time,

There are still people she cares about now, and she wants to go to the underworld to save them. She is really worried that Su Wu will not come back. Even though there are so many people in her yard, she feels that she will be alone .

   "Or give them the emergency can!

  give them, grandpa will come back and everything will be back to normal..."

  The old man stopped talking.

Su Wu looked at the strong fear in Jiang Yingying's eyes, shook his head, and said, "If you are scared out of your wits like this, you will only become a burden to more and more people in the future. One by one dragged to death.

   Is this what you want to see? "

   After he finished speaking, Yun Nishang looked at him in surprise.

   These words are too cruel,

  The matter did not start because Jiang Yingying did something wrong,

   Just because she raised a different big cock.

  —However, everyone is innocent, but pregnant is guilty.

  Even if the fault is not your own, sometimes you can only accept it passively.

   "No!" Jiang Yingying burst into tears, wiping the inexhaustible tears from her eyes with the back of her hand, and said forcefully, "I don't want to see those! If only I die—"

   Before she finished speaking, Su Wu interrupted with a sneer: "Who isn't?

  If I was the one in the car accident,

   It’s fine if it’s not my father or mother. "

  Yun Nishang bowed her head and remained silent.

  As the eerie controller of the Eerie Countermeasures Department, she naturally knew about Su Wu's life experience.

  Jiang Yingying forgot to cry,

  Looking up at Su Wu's cold face, she suddenly felt distressed, and she said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

   "Do what you have to do."

  Su Wu waved his hand.

  Jiang Yingying nodded lightly, turned around and walked to the door of the main room, and began to put pieces of paper money into the brazier, burning the paper money and crying.

  The sound of mournful crying lingered in the darkness.

  Second Master Jiang over there finished the phone call, came back and said to the old man: "The old man from my family has been invited to preside over the funeral. He said that he will bring people here soon."

   "Okay, okay. You can go to work." The old man nodded, turned to Su Wu, and said with a smile, "Young man, you can also lie in the coffin."

  Su Wu responded, walked to the side of the coffin with the 'Gate of Ghosts' engraved on the top of the inner wall,

  Standing on the side of the coffin and stepping into it,

   lay flat inside.

   This coffin was custom-made according to the figure of Mr. Jiang. Mr. Jiang is tall. Although Su Wu is taller than him, there is some space reserved in the coffin, which is just enough for him to lie in it with his legs stretched out.

  He has a 'ghost gate' on his head, and he hasn't noticed anything unusual yet.

  Yun Nishang stood on the side of the coffin, looking worriedly at Su Wu lying inside.

   "Just take care of Yingying,

  I'm fine here. " Su Wu said to Yun Nishang.

  Yun Nishang was worried at first,

  Hearing his words now, she gave him a hard look, turned around and walked away.

  Su Wu couldn't figure it out for a while.

   He closed his eyes in the coffin.

  Outside the coffin, in front of the altar.

  The black-faced old man took out a mirror from his duffel bag. The mirror was wrapped in red plastic. It was a very old mirror that was often sold in rural fairs.

  He took the mirror in one hand, and took out some bottles and cans from the rucksack bag with the other.

  'snow cream';

  A tube of lotion from ‘Natural Hall’;

  A lipstick and half a box of foundation from ‘MAC’;

   Unknown mascara.

  …

   All kinds of things like this, a small pile was placed in front of the altar.

  Yun Nishang walked past the altar, seeing the cosmetics that were cleaned up even though they should have been picked up from various garbage dumps, her eyes were strange for a while.

  What is this old man going to do?

  Seeing a young woman take out a bunch of cosmetics and set up a mirror, everyone knows what she is going to do.

   But the next male old man took out such a pile of things, and also set up the mirror,

  But no one dared to think that he was going to put on makeup on the spot.

  However, the fact is that—

  The black-faced old man first smeared the face with the tube of lotion, and then applied a layer of cream.

  His face turned pale.

   Then apply foundation,

  The face above the neck becomes pale,

  Take out lipstick and smear a few circles on her cheeks, eyelids, and lips, and suddenly she looks like the heroine who deliberately exaggerates and plays ugly in those dramas.

  He doesn't know how to make up. Lipstick in his hands is not only used to apply lips, but also to paint blush on his face.

   so makeup,

   In just two or three minutes, the old man dressed himself up.

  He looked at himself in the mirror,

  He took out a wig from the bag bag and put it on for himself.

   Originally funny face,

  After putting on the wig, it instantly becomes eerie and sinister!

  The make-up that made people laugh seemed to be the finishing touch at this moment, and his temperament suddenly changed, with a gloomy and sinister atmosphere lingering around the old man. He looked up at Yun Nishang—

  Yun Nishang didn't dare to look into the other's dark eyes, and hurried away from the altar!

  (end of this chapter)