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DBZ:

"Nappa, YOU TRAITOR" Vegeta screamed as his chained body hung from a mountain, powerless and being used as a punching bag

Nappa looked at the scene with a smile, "Vegeta, Vegeta, how am I traitor? These fine Saiyans are telling us to join them rebuild our race and you are denying their offer. I say technically, you are the traitor? Have you even fathered a child yet?"

"Plus you disgraced yourself as a prison bitch."

"NAPPA, I WILL KILL YOU."

"Shut up, both of you. Baldy, you don't have any children either so don't be a hypocrite." Gohan muttered as he punched Vegeta in the stomach to shut up his shouting

Nappa saw that gaze again and started sweating, "Yes, as you wish."

"So what do you think about repopulating the race?" Naruto asked as all the saiyans were gathered in one place, a wasteland

"Lord Seventh, I don't see a problem and I seem to have found a possible partner." Raditz replied with respect as he stood behind Naruto while maintaining appropriate distance

"OOH, my little boy has grown. No don't be ashamed, I am proud of you." Naruto said as he gave him a hug

Raditz felt his body feel lighter and felt like he had accomplished something as Naruto was a figure he looked up to now and his words affected him a lot.

"Who's the lucky girl?" Goku asked curiously as he might be getting a sister

"Princess Snake, she has charming personality and is the strongest female I have met till now." Raditz replied with confidence

"Not a bad choice, she looks good and your children will develop better powers." Naruto commented and turned to Goku

"Me?"

"Yes, or are you going to kill Chi Chi with your prowess in bed. You are living such an isolated life so I think it would be better if you found another girl, don't you think that girl Launch or even the Mermaid you met looked good and strong." Naruto spoke slowly, enticing the simple man

"Chi Chi will be sad" Goku replied resolutely

"You won't even more for the survival of our kind." Nappa asked as he stood close to Gohan

"I already talked to her, she said yes." Naruto said, looking at Goku

"Tell me what you want, you did what Chi Chi wanted but have you done what you d.e.s.i.r.ed." Naruto asked

"I have not met Launch or the Mermaid since many years ago."

"Then go and talk to them, it will be fun and we increase our little community on the mountain top." Naruto said as he patted his back as he remembered convincing Chi Chi through the power of s.e.x, love and social life.

Chi Chi was definitely having a hard time keeping up with Goku's appetite that was building up as he trained hard and needed some release in the night.

Naruto had been good teacher in the art and a very bad influence as he banged his wives regularly for many hours, even days worth by slowing time.

Goku might understand more about love through these interactions and the mountain was isolated, she had been living there and only had company when father came.

It was a breeding ground for insanity and Naruto plus Raditz presence was better than nothing. Naruto was a sage to Chi Chi, his teachings were priceless and Raditz was the obedient brother.

By taking in more women, she will have girls to talk to and this place will get more people. If he chose the right woman then they will also get social standing and have better chances for their kids in the normal world.

"Throw him in the pit; we will see how long he can last." Naruto commanded as Vegeta continued to be nuisance; his pride did not make him bow even though he was terrified of Naruto

"The PIT!" Gohan exclaimed with a horrified expression as his body started shaking

"The darkness can't touch me"

"The darkness can't touch me"

All the saiyans started reciting in unison with dead eyes and their bodies become blue with terror that even Nappa felt the chill as he started imagining what kind of torture could break these monsters.

Vegeta stopped his shouting as he looked at the scene and looked towards Naruto, who was looking at him with a delighted smile.

'That diabolical bastard, this was a trap from the start. He wants to make me suffer.' Vegeta had been in the presence of the man for more than hour and realized that he was sadist to the extremes

"STOP STOP, I accept"

"Good boy, though I wished we could have seen the results of sending you there. I lack experimental material, you see. Why don't you volunteer and I will give you gift?"

"NO, I am fine." Vegeta recoiled in horror and replied in quiet voice

"For shame, Raditz take your new comrades to their new home."

"Yes, Master" Raditz replied as he composed himself and disappeared with both saiyans

"HAHAHA, that was so mean." Gohan chuckled as he felt his stomach hurt

"You all have become good at acting. Let's party to that, I will cook today."

"YEAH!" Goku and Gohan shouted in unison at the prize, it was in their genes to enjoy good food

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Naruto World:

In the vastness of space two beings flew towards Chakravartin and appeared above it after a long journey through many different solar systems as they lacked real coordinates of their target.

"Kaguya is truly an annoyance." Momoshiki muttered as he looked over the blue planet beneath him, it was beyond his expectations

'This power range demands attention, how has this seed bed not been classified as B rank. I don't think we should be here.' Momoshiki was arrogant but not stupid; he didn't believe a planet with such reading won't have a strong monster

"What should we do, Master?" Kinshiki asked as he also realized the dilemma

"We will" Momoshiki stopped as he saw a man appear in front of them with a friendly smile

"Welcome, visitors from afar. I have been waiting for your presence; let me be your host to this Kingdom of mine." Naruto said gentleman like manner

"Master was speaking, you mortal."

"Kinshiki" Momoshiki spoke in a serious tone and Kinshiki stopped realizing something was very wrong with the man

"How may I address you?" Momoshiki asked, he didn't mind talking to him normally because the man was not a mortal but immortal like them

"Naruto Uzumaki and you must be Momoshiki. What do you think of my place, beautiful isn't it. Shame if some barbarian came and ruined its beauty." Naruto commented as he looked down at the planet

"Shame indeed" Momoshiki muttered as he held back Kinshiki from raging

"Then I guess you will need a new job here." Naruto turned to look at him with a smile

Momoshiki and Kinshiki felt their heart and soul almost pop from just that glance, 'We have been led into a trap.

I can't deny him or else death is imminent.'

Momoshiki was smart but his servant was a loyalist that had fought for the clan for thousands of years. Kinshiki roared as he tried to break the hold and attacked Naruto with a slash of his World ending Axe.

"Poor child, let me send you to the pit." Naruto spoke slowly and Kinshiki felt his body stop as dark hands grasped him from behind and dragged him into the abyss

Momoshiki felt his body shake from mortal terror, his soul almost exited his body, and the presence of that darkness was unholy and foul to the extremes.

'He has mastered the domain of darkness. How is this man not known to the clan head and the council or do they know it and sent me to die?' Momoshiki wondered as his body almost shut down from just the presence of the abyss

A domain master was something very uncommon and meant that the person was immune and completely controlled the element to the highest order.

"Apologies for teaching your servant but I demand absolute obedience. Am I understood?" Naruto spoke as he held his chin and made him look into his eyes

Momoshiki nodded and Naruto smiled, "Good boy, let us get you started then."

Naruto tapped him and a seal overtook his body, and sent him to Orochimaru for educational purposes.

'He is a good teacher so don't look at me like that, I will get nervous.'

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Coiling Dragon:

In the massive continent of Yulan, things had become messy as the Gebados Planar Prison had been broken and criminals of the highest order had broken out.

One of these criminals was Odin, the Vile King and he was intending to attack the Baruch Empire while its owner was away.

But nonetheless, it was not without protection as many heroes had taken to the call.

"I guess I will be dying now." Naruto muttered as Odin locked down his body so that space was like solid steel to him

"I never thought I will die like this and not in a beautiful girl's bosom. I will miss those marshmallows and curse you Odin, and Linley for this end." Naruto lamented as he saw the end approaching

"Nah, just kidding. Have it back" Naruto's eyes glowed golden as he drew upon the power of the cosmos and the space time fluctuated as Odin felt his body stuck inside a space storm

"How can this be? I am a High Immortal while you are below me in power." Odin roared as he tried to break the restraints

"Tat tat, don't you know who I am. I am Lord Seventh, and where Lord Seventh appears, no one dare cause strife." Naruto replied with a chuckle as the world fluctuated and Odin broke at the spiritual level in all dimensions, cutting any chance of revival while Naruto devoured his power

"I am getting stronger at a faster rate, through this. I should go back to enjoying the fights." Naruto muttered as the glow vanished and Naruto felt his power lessen

"Guess it will become a bit boring now." Naruto muttered as he went back towards Mito and Kaguya

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