Naruto's Chat Group

Naruto world:

"Beirut is truly a troublesome fellow, getting in my way. I any need pay his master a beating one of these days." Naruto muttered as he stared at the ceiling of his office as he remembered his friend from the other world with a strict personality

He was an observer sent by his Master and had gotten in the way of Naruto's dominance of Yulan Plane.

And he couldn't put that much power in another world so he had to put it on hold.

A soveriegn was already too much to handle without direct intervention.

Naruto smiled as he found the other world a fun place. It had been unique with a counterpart of him and his people so he ended up having fun with them.

"Enough nostalgia, we got work to finish." Naruto declared as he looked down at the paper work and saw the doc.u.ment

'Request for funds to build and develop Giant Robots plus human sized suits.'

Naruto grinned and his face showed his excitement.

"Cue epic music" epic music started playing as Naruto moved his hand

(Dragonborn song in Dragon tongue: Skyrim)

"I will take this pen and sign the doc.u.ment." Naruto exclaimed in a dramatic manner and style

"Now I will take this juice and drink it." Naruto took his mug and gulped it down one shot

"Mmm, good stuff. Choji really got his game on." Naruto enjoyed the taste of Choji's new drink which was made from items from other worlrds and planets

Naruto thought of his glutton friend and realized that he had been growing in power immensely along with his clan since the importa from Toriko planet.

The epic music continued as Naruto thought about the changes and studied the doc.u.ments.

'Why does he do this to us? I want to battle so much now.' Mirai complained as the music and song wasn't normal and was used to increase the battle spirit so now they were on battle spirit and holding back was like standing with a boner

"Fus Ro Dah"

The office exploded, "F.u.c.k, I forget to turn off the setting."

Naruto muttered in annoyed tone as half the city was gone and snapped his finger, the world turned back to the time before his words.

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With Boruto:

Boruto was not having a good time, he had just been beaten black and blue by his cousins that were barely one or two years older in a pure skill combat.

He lay on the ground from his recent defeat, 'I can't believe they beat me. How can they?

Have I really been this lazy with my combat training that an outsider beat me on an equal ground?'

Boruto had cold reality poured all over his body and it was painful.

His h2h skill had been lower then what he expected. Boruto expected that only a.d.u.l.ts could fight him but here he was beaten by teenagers.

'I may be powerful but I really didn't try to learn from those beneath me nor did I try to learn skills to increase my effectiveness. We are not living in the old days where ninjas had limited resources.' Boruto was lost in thought as Hanabi observed him with a smile as it seemed the kids had punched some sense into him

'Darling is truly soft on his kids.' Hanabi gushed on Naruto as she sat there on her chair, chilling to the screams of pain

Boruto in his hour of pain heard Hinata's voice as she sang a lullaby to the little kids.

It reminded him of the old days, his days as a kid. Boruto remembered the giant and gentle visage of Naruto as he put him to sleep and sang to him.

(Secret Garden: Sleepsong)

"Lay down your head and I'll sing you a lullaby

Back to the years of loo-li lai-lay

And I'll sing you to sleep and I'll sing you tomorrow

Bless you with love for the road that you go

May you sail far to the far fields of fortune

With diamonds and pearls at your head and your feet

And may you need never to banish misfortune

May you find kindness in all that you meet

May there always be angels to watch over you

To guide you each step of the way

To guard you and keep you safe from all harm

Loo-li, loo-li, lai-lay

May you bring love and may you bring happiness

Be loved in return to the end of your days

Now fall off to sleep, I'm not meaning to keep you

I'll just sit for a while and sing loo-li, lai-lay"

It was a song that brought tears to his eyes as it reminded him of things that he avoided. How Naruto worked hard for his sake and tried to give him the best of everything.

From games to weapons, Boruto was blessed with the best that no one had excess to.

'I am sorry, Father.' Boruto brushed of his tears with his right arm and pushed his body up into a standing position

"I am ready, come at me." Boruto pointed at the boys challengingly

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Chat Group:

"Lord Seventh, what's up with the sudden interest in giving Goku a harem." Don

"Yes, Master. What's up with that favorism? Here I am in need of some expert advice." Oppai Dragon

"Seriously, I am also interested." Hybrid

"Just beat the living shit out of Red Skull so how did we go from that to harems." Glutton

"Interested" Neo One For All

"What does that mean?" The King ( Mereum)

"Harem, means having more than a single lover. One guy tow or three girls doing the bow chicka wow. Need to keep it Pg for the kids." Hybrid

"I see. I don't find the appeal." The King

" Well I am only doing it for fun. Look at his face and tell me it won't be hilarious seeing him handle a harem. Take a sec and u will lolibg so hard it might pop the funny bone." Lord Seventh

"Curses, I lost my bone somewhere" IronMan

"Same"

"Same" Silent Beast

"Gohan my boy, we need to talk very deep topics today." Monkey King

"Gohan has left, only the Silent Beast stays."

" I will personally test how silent you can be. Hehe"

"Hehe" Gohan typed as he exited Earth to escape the punishment and but bumped into Goku bear the moon and was hit by a tight slap on his face

"Child abuse"

"So what's up with you asking about harems?" Lord Seventh

"You posted a picture with five women." Yasaka commented as she felt her hopes get higher

Naruto scrolled up and found a picture of him with Hinata, Shion, Hanabi, Sarada and Kaguya.

"Only two are mine and rest are just friends."

"Mmm"

"Mmmm"

"Mmmmm"

"Mmmmmmm"

"I am not giving advice so screw you guys." Naruto muttered and forgot that the epic music was on so the heroes got into a big accident to their a.s.s

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