Naruto's Chat Group

Chapter 45 - Return to the main story

"That was just so wrong but so damn hilarious with that pose." Ichigo muttered as he banged the desk to stop his laughter

"As we are going for some of that savage stuff, I will be using the story of Goku." Ichigo wrote and took out a picture from the meme folder, titled Goku's World

It was the picture of Shenron floating above the dragon balls, "Yeah, Yeah I know. I have to revive Krillin."

"Hey that was personal, Krillin doesn't die that much. Once, twice, three. Okay you got me." Goku typed as he tried counting the times Krillin died by someone's hand or by mistake

"Hmm, they are going strong with this one. What evil shall I cook?" Tsuna (Don) muttered as he held his hands over the desk contemplating with an evil smile and he moved his right hand, and sent a picture

It was a picture of Pain, Naruto and Hinata.

"Why fight me?" Pain asked

"Hinata... don't say it" Naruto who was pinned to the ground said with serious expression

"Because you are a Pain in the ass!" Hinata who was bleeding from her head said in slow deliberate motion

Pain was triggered and made her float in the air to slam her down.

"Hehe, it was worth it" Hinata said as she was about to be toast

"My condolences to Don for this bravery, may you go in peace." Wang Lin posted with a picture of a sakura tree that was b.a.r.e with a man's back to the camera

Everyone thought he was done for the, but the game was still on and it seems craziness was increasing with each second.

Tony used a picture taken from the recordings of Red Skulls base, where he was talking to his guard and of course they handled him on time.

"Guard! What are you waiting for? We have an intruder! Your leader's life is threatened..." Red Skull said as he pointed towards the little girl

"But supreme Leader, It's only a Child" The guard replied hesitantly as he held the gun

"Why yes, yes it is..."

"Which means you must aim lower." Red Skull said as he pushed down the gun's aim

Izuku looked at the progress of the play and could see that they were all keeping to the theme of being savage in one way or another; it didn't matter if they needed to put their lives on the line.

Izuku posted a picture of Superman vs Batman and Captain America Vs Ironman.

"My mom's name is Martha" Supes said

"Bro, my mom's name is Martha too." Batman replied with a cutesy tone

"Let's be besties" Superman said as he put a hand on Batman's shoulder with a smile

On the other hand, Steve said, "My mom's name is Sarah."

"But my mom's name is Maria." Iron man said in a confused tone

And both their faces became serious, "IT'S WAR"

Batman looked at the picture and had the urge to strangle the little kid, 'God, what have I done to deserve this. Life is being treated as a play that Seventh is very dangerous for everyone.'

Tony chuckled at the picture of how things had gone by for them as he wasn't one to be salty or s.e.n.s.i.t.i.v.e.

It was Gon's turn and he was starting to sweat, his folder was a bit flimsy since he got a lot less time than others.

'All or nothing, gamble like we always do.'

It was a picture of Uvogin standing there confidently and saying, "Okay, Who's dying next?"

The next scene is of Kurapika with a shovel and Uvogin's corpse in a hole dug by him. The boy was so confident that he brought a bloody shovel with him to the fight.

Gon couldn't help but chuckle at the antics of his friend and his confidence to destroy his enemies.

Issei had his hand on his chin thinking sagely as he opened the dating show folder, 'You can do it, boy.'

He posted a picture of a short man on the dating show talking to the crowd and the women as they judged him, "Being short is okay. If the sky falls in, tall people will be killed first."

He had seen many savage shit go down on this show and it always had some fine bombshells.

Naruto enjoyed the post everyone made and felt really relaxed with people like these; they were his loyal friends that had become his clones.

A picture of a girl ramming her head into a door knob and crying then an after picture where she hit the door knob covered in foam covering and smiling happily.

"Finally my child can safely ram her f.u.c.k.i.n.g head into a door knob; this is what the future is about."

"Ichigo can bust planets" A man said and shook hand with his friend, the friend went back and took a soap bath throwing away the bleach

"Which is better, Naruto or Bleach?" Issei posted as he remembered what the classification was for Ichigo and Lord Seventh's world, and posted it on the net. This was the response he got, which almost killed him.

"I have never used Naruto, does it get your laundry white."

Naruto laughed hysterically at the post and Boruto saw that his father was losing it over a phone message.

'I don't what this monster is doing now but this just scary.' Boruto shivered as he flashbacked to a scene of his childhood where they were visiting the beach and Naruto told him to clear out the ocean with his tiny bucket or he is grounded.

That laughter after he found out that he was just kidding still haunts him to this day.

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Dc World:

On top of a tall building, Sasuke stood looking over the city that he had arrived in through the portal.

'I don't know what Naruto is doing but please tell me he isn't high at the moment.' Sasuke hoped but then he looked at his phone

"Gosh damn it" Sasuke cursed as he saw the chat group and knew that Naruto was all time high on excitement

'I should have never left his side, those woman are just not good at managing him.' Sasuke placed his right hand on his face as he regretted listening to him about going on an important mission; it was very suspicious from the start but damn that Naruto he was very convincing with his savior aura

"Hey"

"Hey" Sasuke replied back as he looked to the side and found Batman

Batman looked at his guest as informed by Naruto, 'This is his brother, from his looks I can say that he is also troubled by the antics.'

"Sasuke Uchiha"

"Batman"

"You must have it hard" Batman said as he patted his shoulder

Sasuke looked at his new friend and almost cried at his understanding gaze, "Yeah, you too."

Batman nodded, "I believe you already know my identity so you can stay with me but when I am like this could you change your appearance or hide it so that people don't make a connection."

"No problem" Sasuke replied as his body was covered in a black armor, it was the Susanoo compressed to human size

Batman could see that he was not dealing with a normal man, 'I shouldn't expect anything less than Darkseid from that guy's brother.'

Sasuke regained his composure after meeting someone to talk to; he looked around with his Rinne Sharingan and found that city was actually infested with a lot of sc.u.m.

'What an unusual site? I guess this is the world Naruto saw through those eyes.' Sasuke had also been taught how to sense evil but by then it had disappeared except the occasional bouts from Naruto

It was sickening feeling and ruined his mood; it made him want to crush their souls with a thought. He could do so and he was about to lock onto everyone of them.

"Could you not kill and try to just capture them?" Batman remembered that Lord Seventh was a Genocider and didn't seem to blink at through of erasing universes

Sasuke looked towards the man and his gaze caused Batman to shiver as he felt the bloodl.u.s.t, it had been so long that it had started leaking out.

"Why? There are so many people here that don't deserve to live. Why do you want to protect them? Is there life equal to that of innocent? Is an intelligent man equal to a man with no knowledge?" Sasuke questioned as he looked down on Batman, his words gripped at his heart and forced him to consider seriously

It brought out the regrets and wrong decisions, the nightmares.

"Consider my words carefully. My brother used to fight for the world without killing, he was a light of hope that lived through dark times but even he broke down in the end. He saw that humans need punishment and fear to limit their actions. Do you wish to torture them or is death the better choice? I will let you understand and you will kill them yourself. I will be waiting for the good news, friend." Sasuke muttered as he hugged Batman and disappeared into the night, leaving the dark night with a curse

Batman didn't feel anything for now as his range was small but he was cautious and opened the chat group.

"Seventh, your brother just cursed me. Fix it."

"You didn't say the magic word, so no. Deal with it batsy and I trust my bro then a cosplayer."

Batman looked down at his armor and to the phone, "What?"

The world will never know, why the heroes don't think about their costumes a little bit more seriously.

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A.N Hope you enjoyed and comment. I tried and i will never write something like this again. Memes here and there are good but then like this it becomes too difficult.

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