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It was the first time Rias was meeting Naruto and she was looking forward to it, and dreading it. The war had broken many spirits because of intense laughter and anger, thankfully Lord Seventh hadn't gone out of his way to shame them.

Rias realized that he could easily read through what would happen in their world from the way he said certain things and made some jokes that didn't make sense sometimes but after some time it will connect to what he had said.

Rias sometime questioned whether they were real and what if this was all fake, a world inside a computer with Naruto as a programmer or player.

"Don't worry your pretty head around such things. You are real and I am not some programmer. How is the feeling of freedom?" Naruto said as he patted her head

Rias felt embarrassed as she read her thoughts and smiled at him, "I feel great, thanks to your help."

"Issei must be on cloud nine at the moment."

"He is enjoying his victory with the new girls, seems to have gotten fans after this battle." Rias replied as she sat down on the sofa in the club

"What about you? Aren't you going to stake your claim before dragon boy becomes too loose?" Naruto asked as he sat down on a chair in a relaxed manner as his body de-aged to his younger days

Rias was curious at his change but didn't ask, "They are just his concubines in the end. He knows who his Queen is."

"You got some confidence, I like that. Now that task is finished, what are you planning to do?"

"I am not really sure but I want to help my comrades with their problems now."

"Want me to give you specific missions for such a thing so that you don't lose the way?"

"I would appreciate that."

"No problems, then we start with Koneko as that shouldn't be hard to deal with. Her sister is not an enemy and loves her; everything she did was for Koneko. So your task is to clear the misunderstanding and help them get together."

Rias didn't question his words and trusted him completely when he said things that were complete opposite of what she had heard.

"Thank you, I will do my best and could I ask if you could help Koneko with her powers."

"Should try being outgoing, Rias. It seems you become shy little girl in the group always hiding and lurking. The group is there for such things so take advantage of it, even Issei is doing better than you. Issei!" Naruto said as he stood up and placed his hands on her shoulder

Rias nodded, "I will do it."

"Good, now I will be having fun so you can get to it." Naruto was out of the door once he said those words and Rias was worried about people in the school

'Not my problem!' Rias thought as she shrugged her shoulders and sat back down with her phone

She had finally started to appreciate the art of not giving a damn, also known as the Uzumaki way.

'I can't believe I am going to be in contact with someone of high ranking and of an opposing faction.' Rias thought and typed

"Miss Yasaka could I ask for your assistance in helping a friend with chakra and Senjutsu."

Yasaka didn't think the devil girl would ever contact her directly and remembered her new task, "You can come to Kyoto and I will help you."

'For world peace' Yasaka thought, her powers had grown as Naruto helped her and even provided her combat training personally

'He is such a dashing man and his personality so colorful but catching him is looking to be too difficult.' Yasaka sighed as the one man that caught her heart without even trying was not really showing much interest in her even after all that work

'And they said all I had to ask and people will say yes.'

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Naruto looked around a bit and tried acting like a normal kid wanting to find a girl, and just play around for a while.

He got bored within 10 min and just walked into the library, booted a computer and opened the browser.

Naruto wanted to try something fun as normal was overrated and he had done it before so new things all the way.

"Getting girl friends is hard work but guys let me show how to get one within minutes." Naruto spoke as he recorded a video and opened a website where you could by anything from items to hiring people for various tasks.

People had no dignity these days and sold their souls for some money, and Naruto took advantage of that to hire a girlfriend.

Naruto looked around for something to fulfill his demands, he found a girl that was cute and loved cosplaying.

Naruto had logged in with his real picture and wrote a message to the girl named Himiko.

"And just like that we are done." Naruto muttered as she accepted the request and he had to pay around 50$ for an hour

"Hey Hime, did you miss me?" Naruto talked to the girl as they were connected, it was just a play he wanted to see if she could keep up

"I missed you so much, Naruto. Let's play a lot today." She replied in a cute voice

"Good, let's play over watch today."

"Great, I have been hooked on that for some time now."

While playing a human game, Naruto conversed with the girl and asked questions for anything interesting.

"So you know people say it is hard to get a girlfriend but this way was so much easier. Do you get some weird requests?"

"Yes! Like pictures of your feet and other things."

"Any interesting tale?"

"There was this once an old man offered me 1000 bucks to become his sugar baby."

"Did you?"

"Of course not, I want some cute guy like you."

"Are you coming on to me?"

"Maybe"

"Hehe, I might take that seriously. Don't give a guy hope like that, you sweet devil you."

"Ooh so adorable."

Naruto played around with the girl for an hour before choosing another girl, where he found that people had truly lost their dignity.

"I pissed myself for some money, would you not?"

"No"

Naruto smiled at the people looking at him with wide looks as he had playing around in the library of this school.

So once he got up to leave, Naruto was stopped by none other than Sona Sitri.

"How may I help you?" Naruto asked in a formal manner, which confused Sona as she had heard a complaint about a student with a lose tongue

"Were you the one making a mess in the library?"

"No, I was using the computer for educational purposes."

"I hope you are not lying as the students will tell us the details."

"I am sure. Is that all or would you like to have a nice conversation as you seem to be an intellectual? Are you interested in human history?"

Sona realized she was not dealing with a human when he said that, her demeanor became colder.

"I am a friend of Rias; you can ask if you want. We can walk towards the club room and talk on the way."

"Who are you?"

"Naruto Uzumaki, people call me Lord Seventh." Naruto replied as he changed back into his real self

Sona felt his words were a lot more genuine once he looked older and nodded, "I am interested in history but I haven't followed it very well as I have been busy."

"Then you must begin a reading program immediately so that you may understand the crises of our age," Naruto said solemnly. "Begin with the late Romans, including Boethius, of course. Then you should dip rather extensively into early Medieval. You may skip the Renaissance and the Enlightenment. That is mostly dangerous propaganda. Now that I think of it, you had better skip the Romantics and the Victorians, too. For the contemporary period, you should study some selected comic books."

"You're fantastic."

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman." Naruto said in a serious tone that the poor girl was completely sold on his words

Rias had heard his words and just smiled, and laughed inside her head at the scene.

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"Good new guys, I have taken over Izuku's and Gon's world. Soon I will get Luffy's and Tsuna's."

"The internet don't care about shit. If the world was about to end this will be their reaction. Finally the cure to my depression." Izuku wrote

"If I kill time, will it make me immortal?" Tsuna

"The first man to milk a cow, what was he trying to do?" Gon

"If you are clean after a shower, why do towels get dirty?" Ichigo

"Is an argument among two vegans, still called a beef?" Luffy

"Will we ever know, if traps are gay?" Issei asked

"If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?" Gohan

Just like one would expect on the day world was ending, people were hit with confusion and the chat group just asked random question with memes to celebrate the domination of another universe.

It was just so evil but everyone was chill about it, like their universe was not just getting eaten by an immortal being that might one day kill them all at his leisure if he so wanted.

The Uzumaki way was strong in these ones.

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