Non-famous Actor

night, eight o'clock

The weather is dry and cold, and the cold wind hits people's faces like being cut by a blunt knife. It hurts!

As soon as the car drove into the Fulong Hotel compound, Sun Hao saw Jiang Wen wearing a green army coat.

At this moment, this guy is like a donkey pulling a mill, circling in circles in the yard.

Sun Hao got out of the car and wanted to go directly to the hotel to escape the cold wind, but before he could act, he was stopped by the donkey in the yard... ah no, Jiang Wen stopped him.

"Haoko..."

"Hey...here I am, Director!"

Ever since, there was one more person circling in the yard against the cold wind.

"Are you done?"

"It's over.

After the production of the film was completed, I signed a contract with Huayi Film and Television, and they were responsible for bringing "Chain Saw" to the Sun Denis Film Festival in the United States. "

"Then, will the American devils definitely buy it?"

"maybe!

I feel that young people in the United States should like this kind of horror movie very much.

Besides, I also contacted several famous professors from the film and television dubbing department of the Film Academy through our teacher Chang, and asked them to help dub "Saw" with pure North American English. "

There is a saying that Sun Hao didn't actually say, he never thought about "selling" this movie, what he wanted was cooperation.

Now, it depends on whether the Wang brothers who have lived in the United States for a period of time can do it well?

"Well, well done!

Americans don't like to read subtitles when watching movies. "Turning to look at Sun Hao, Jiang Wen's eyes were full of appreciation.

Knowing that Jiang Wen smoked, Sun Haoyou brought two boxes of Zhonghua from the capital and handed them to him.

"Don't smoke for now, it's windy now." Jiang Wen was not polite, took the cigarette and stuffed it into his pocket.

"Haoko..."

"Um?"

"Since you left, I have been on a hunger strike for three days."

Well…

Suddenly, Sun Hao's chrysanthemum tightened.

What does this mean?

Could it be that you want to confess your love forcibly because you look handsome?

However, it seems that Jiang Wen has never heard of Jiang Wen's unusual hobby in his previous life? !

Just as Sun Hao was thinking, a thick leg kicked over.

"Go away, you are so **** disgusting to me."

"Uh... Director, do you know what I'm thinking?"

After all, he is a martial artist who practices martial arts every day. Sun Hao's movements are quick, and he dodged the sudden kick with just a dodge.

"Can I not know?

Looking at your wretched gaze just now, I know what you are thinking. "

"Hey..., the director, Niu 13, has strong observation skills!"

Talking and laughing, Sun Hao flattered him.

I imagined him as that kind of person just now, so I can't say something nice now.

"Okay, stop flattering me, I have encountered a problem, and now I want to hear your opinion."

He took off the cotton hat on his head, touched his head with his hand, and then Jiang Wen led Sun Hao to continue turning around.

"Director, tell me."

"Isn't this the scene of [Donkey on Horse]?

During the filming some time ago, the donkey got angry and crippled Cook Huang with one hoof. "

"I know about Chef Huang..."

At this point, Sun Hao suddenly became surprised: "Director, during my absence, which friend of our crew was kicked by the donkey again?"

"It was kicked by the donkey again!" Jiang Wen sighed.

"However, Yuan Ding was lucky. He was so quick that the donkey's hoof just kicked his leg and broke his bone."

"Oh... that's good, that's good!"

Sun Hao, who has a good relationship with Yuan Ding, feels very lucky for his old friend.

If this is the same as Cook Huang, Niu Niu was kicked by a donkey, then what's the fun of being a man in the future? !

"Haoko, what are you thinking?"

Telling Sun Hao to always be distracted, Jiang Wen was a little unhappy.

"Oh, what did you think?

I was just thinking about how we should deal with that donkey? "

"Yeah, what should we do with that donkey?"

At this time, Jiang Wen, who had always shown himself as a tough guy on the screen, had no idea.

Let the donkey get on the horse again, it will definitely fail, if another man is abolished, then there is really no way to explain it.

Donkey..., horse, horse, donkey...

Sun Hao, who grew up in the countryside, kept talking about these two different animals. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration.

"Oh, I know what's going on?"

"Tell me!"

Jiang Wen, who has been tortured by this incident, is a little impatient.

Grandma, now many people in the production team have suggested revising the script, saying that it might as well try to replace the devil's horse with a donkey.

Try..., try your sister!

Let the devils ride donkeys to invade China..., that picture is not too funny!

And just when Jiang Wen was complaining wildly, Sun Hao spoke.

"Director, do you know that there is an animal called a mule?"

"Mule, you know!

Back then, when I was filming the movie "Red Sorghum" with director Zhang Yimou in Gaomi, Dongshan Province, I used to feed big green mules. "

"Well, it's good that you know." Sun Hao continued.

"There are two types of mules, one is donkey mules, the other is horse mules, and the big green mules you mentioned are generally horse mules."

"so what?"

Jiang Wen, a child who grew up in the city, still didn't understand what Sun Hao meant.

"Mule, the existence of this animal actually proves that love can happen between a donkey and a horse.

And the donkey in our production crew lost his temper again and again, there are three possibilities, one, it is a female donkey..."

"Impossible, I tested it myself!"

Well…

Looking at Jiang Wen who was waving his hand, Sun Hao was a little confused!

how to say?

I still admire you a little bit!

I didn't expect that even this kind of thing, your old man would do it by himself? !

"Speak quickly, keep talking!" Jiang Wen urged, feeling that he was close to the answer.

"Second, the donkey in the crew was castrated; third, the donkey in the crew has not reached the estrus period..."

At this moment, Sun Hao, who was already a bit of a wise man, just finished his words, and Jiang Wen jumped up in the yard.

"Screenmanager, dramatist, assistant director~www.wuxiahere.com~Assistant director..., hurry up and call me and tell the nearby villagers to look for donkeys all over the city. We are going to call donkeys in estrus."

…

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next day, early morning

When it was daylight, Sun Hao got up, changed into his sports clothes, and ran towards the reservoir.

Exercising and practicing martial arts to strengthen the body, this good habit must be persisted for a long time.

Because the body is the capital of revolution!

If the body is not good, no matter how handsome this body is now, I am afraid that the long-legged girl Zhi Zengli will leave her.

Speaking of long-legged girls, it seems that Xu Jinglei's sister-in-law's legs are also quite long...

"Ummmmmmmm..."

Sun Hao, who was running for a long distance, was thinking in a mess when suddenly he heard a few donkey brayings, and he was sure that the donkey coming from the opposite side was not a donkey.

Sure enough, in the blink of an eye, Sun Hao ran into a group of donkey-leaders coming from the opposite side.

"Hey, Zhou Da understands, are you saying that the people who make movies here are stupid?

How much is a donkey?

They even paid 50 yuan a day for a donkey. "

"I think they are not stupid, but smart!"

"Oh, what do you say?"

"Look, the people who made the film gathered all the donkeys from our ten miles and eight villages to the reservoir, can it cause a sensation?

With the sensational effect, do you think the TV station will come to interview?

The TV station came to interview, do you think that people all over the country know that there are more than 200 donkeys used by the film crew in our Tangshan area to make movies?

People all over the country know it. Do you think this movie can make money? "

"Hiss..., really!"