Non-famous Actor

"Ummmmmmmm..."

After returning from exercise, Sun Hao heard donkeys braying one after another before he entered the compound of Fulong Hotel.

After entering the door, Sun Hao was shocked when he saw the situation in front of him. The courtyard where customers parked cars was actually "crowded" with donkeys at this moment.

The state is very good, and Jiang smells even a little bit of high spirits.

Standing on the steps in front of the hotel, he raised a handheld loudspeaker.

"Cough, cough, everyone, be quiet, let me say a few words..."

However, before Jiang Wen finished speaking, the scene was full of donkeys braying.

"Ummmmmmmm..."

Man and donkey, this harmony is also very interesting.

Perhaps because he felt that time was tight, Jiang Wen didn't care to teach the group of donkeys who were making trouble in the yard, turned up the volume on the hand-held loudspeaker, and said:

"Everyone, please be quiet and listen to me!

Today, the salary for each donkey is 50 yuan. In addition, the film crew will give each of you another 10 yuan for food, and it doesn’t matter whether your donkeys are used for filming or not.

Hearing Jiang Wen's promise, Sun Hao suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Wang Zhonglei. It's really not that the two-way plug is stingy, but that Jiang Wen really doesn't take money as money.

Even though one or two donkeys could do the job, he managed to find more than 200 donkeys in one night, and each donkey had to be paid!

Standing at the entrance of the hotel, Sun Hao was watching the bustle, when a girl with long legs walked over from behind.

"Haozi, why don't you change your clothes quickly?

We're about to go to the filming location. "

"Uh... Sister Hongbo, shall we still go to the filming site for breakfast?"

"Of course!

Haozi, you left a few days ago, the director had no choice but to find another chef for our crew, um, the skills are not bad.

Of course, it's still a bit worse than you.

I don't know where your kid learned cooking skills. The cooking is so delicious. I'm about to marry my sister. "

While talking and joking, Jiang Hongbo pushed Sun Hao upstairs, and told him to go back to his room to change clothes, and then go with him, so as not to be caught in a group of donkeys after a while, which would be unsightly.

…

When I came to the shooting site, it was still the original cotton tent.

Sun Hao and Jiang Hongbo opened the cotton curtain and went in. They immediately felt steaming, and huge sheep bones were churning in the soup.

"Sister Hongbo..."

"Um?"

"Did our director get overwhelmed by sheep when he was a child? Otherwise, why would he have trouble with lamb?"

"Pfft..."

Jiang Hongbo couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Haozi, you should be poor."

Put the mutton and haggis, skillfully made two bowls of soup, and then sprinkled some green vegetables on top of the soup, Sun Hao brought the mutton soup to the table where Jiang Hongbo was.

"Come on, let's eat!"

"How do you feel?" Jiang Hongbo asked in a low voice as he handed Sun Hao a slice of scallion pancake.

"It's pretty good, at least it's a soup made from sheep bones."

After finishing speaking, Sun Hao stopped talking and buried himself in cooking.

The old ancestor's saying "Don't talk when eating, don't talk when sleeping" is very reasonable, and I must abide by it.

But while Sun Hao was eating, Jiang Wen and Gu Changwei walked in, and the faces of both of them were ugly.

"What's the matter, director?" Jiang Hongbo, who had a good relationship with Jiang Wen, asked immediately.

"Old Gu asked me to change the script."

"how could be?

Hasn't the difficulty of [donkey mount a horse] been resolved? "Sun Hao said doubtfully.

"[The donkey gets on the horse] is solved, but a new problem has come..." Gu Changwei probably had no appetite, and sat down beside Sun Hao without even taking breakfast.

"Haozi, you guys came to the tent just now, while we went directly to the shooting site, intending to let the donkey try shooting."

"Then, how was the result?" Jiang Hongbo gossiped.

"very good!

The first donkey we got, when it saw the horse, it rushed towards it, and it didn't need anyone to guide it. "

"It is not good?

Then why, Director Gu, you want the director to change the script? "Sun Hao was puzzled.

"Old Gu, let me say next..." Jiang Wen took over the conversation and said.

"In my script, there is actually a rhythm to the [donkey getting on the horse], that is, the donkey rushed into the devil's stable, froze for a moment, and then jumped madly at the mare.

But, the donkeys we've got now are all **** in estrus, and when they see the mare, let alone stop them, even we can't pull it. "

"Pfft, haha..."

Sun Hao couldn't hold back either, and burst out laughing as soon as he opened his mouth.

Because he could imagine that scene, a few strong men couldn't hold back a donkey who wanted to have a love affair with a mare.

"What are you laughing at, come up with an idea?" The depressed Jiang Wen patted Sun Hao's shoulder vigorously with his hand, not in a good mood.

"That's all?"

"That's all!"

"That's not easy." Sun Hao curled his lips, these two brothers really don't know how to be flexible.

"What's a simple way, tell me?" Although he has already become a well-known photographer in the world, Gu Changwei is still modest, even if he asks young people who are many years younger than him for advice.

"Director, Director Gu, hurry up and eat. After eating, let's go to the shooting site to make arrangements."

~~~~~

A quiet mare was **** in a stable. Next to the stable was a doorway made of red bricks.

Jiang Wen, who was full and full, hiccupped and stood by, staring at Sun Hao to direct this "love scene between a donkey and a horse".

"Story affairs, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com drama affairs..."

"Here it is, director."

"You lead another mare and put it in this position..." Sun Hao tapped the open space behind the camera with his feet.

"okay!"

Turning his head to look at the real director, seeing that Jiang Wen didn't object, the drama director followed Sun Hao's arrangement.

A minute later, the movie officially started shooting.

"!"

Through the doorway, a donkey ran out.

The donkey stood in front of the doorway, stunned for a moment, then quickly ran to the stable and rushed to the mare.

At this point, Sun Hao was going to call to stop, but before the password was spoken, Jiang Wen, who had already changed into his costume, ran to the jackass, grabbed the donkey's rein and shouted:

"No hit, no hit, come down quickly, third brother, come and help me."

The extra actor who played the third brother was also a smart person. Seeing that it was time to play by himself, he immediately ran over and grabbed the donkey's rein with Jiang Wen.

"Taijun, it's none of our business. Didn't we teach it to bully your horse?"

…

"OK, it's over."

Hearing Sun Hao's password, Jiang Wen sat on the ground regardless of whether the ground was cold or not.

"Haozi, I've convinced you.

There were actually two mares to let the donkey choose. No wonder it was in a daze at that moment. "

"Hey..." Sun Hao smiled a little honestly.

"Director, it's mainly because I observed the whole process of breeding cows when I was young. There were three cows in line, and the breeding cows were also confused at the time. Who should I choose first?

Well, stop thinking about it and start with the latest one. "

"Hahaha…"

After Sun Hao finished speaking, everyone laughed loudly at the shooting scene.