One Piece: Kryptonian

I jump into the sea and start swimming like how I fly in the sky. After swimming for a while I stopped. When they get to where I am, they also stop and look at me with confuses eyes.

" Well, guys. We forget to do the most important thing in the competition and that is..... We forget to make a finishing line( goal) and a.... never mind. So let start again after making a Finishing line... I will win anyway." I wanted to say 'a finishing line and a bet' and I bet they have anything worthy for the great me. After saying that I swim back to the land.

"Alright let's set a finishing link!" I said and started making finishing link. After we made the finishing line one of the Kung Fu Dugong rise his paw( hand)( A/N: I don't know what it's called so I put there "hand".).

" Say it." I pointed at him and said.

"Quee Kvaaa queue! Quee Kquu Kvee."One of the Kung Fu Dugong said and the other also seems to agree.

" You guys don't want me to participate because I am too fast? Hahaha, I am glad that you guys also know how fast I am like I know it myself, but I don't want to only look at your guys competing with each other." I know they know a little bit of my greatness but they have to know my full greatness. 'I know I am the fastest man alive, but I won't be able to show my greatness if I don't participate and when I said I the fastest man alive, I am, but let's not include Kizaru yet, because he's cheating with his light light fruit.

'But I will be faster than him when I grew up a little bit again or maybe I am already faster than him.'

" Let's play a different game. Yeah, I know Let's see who catch the most and biggest fish. But it has to be alive, killing is forbidden, okay?." I said. 'How kind of me to not even wanting to kill a fish.'

"Cuvee!" Kung Fu Dugongs said.

"Let's start!" I said and jumped into the sea. I went deep into the sea and saw a fish half as big as me. I swam slowly getting near the fish and grab slowly and with enough strength to not kill it, but the fish is so slimy it get away I tried catching it fast but failed, I tried again and again. Even the great me is starting to get angry.

"F**k!! I won't give up." I said and get near the fish again and try catching the fish slowly with technique.

2 hours later...

"Alright, guys. Let's count who has the most. I have 11 fishes." I said as I am proud of how much I catch as I am 99,99% confident to win. I believe I will win, 0.01% Is because nothing is absolute besides me of course 0.01% is because they are my friend so I give them a 0.01% chance to win.

Don't look down on 0.01% because no one has ever done that to me except that purple void where I was stuck billions(5' 5 years) of years.

"Queen!"

"Queen"

"Kveeee"

"Kuvee.."

"Qve.."

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After counting everything...

" It's not fair! You guys were clearly cheating. You guys live in the water but that not guarantee to win, besides there's no way you can catch 56, and you have 54, and you 51,..49...43..38.. even the great me only ca- No, I was just kidding." I stopped when the great me can see the odds are against him(Shiro).

" It's obvious that I let you guys win. Yeah! Yes, that right. I let you guys win. If I wanted to win I can win it easily and I can catch the whole fishes in the whole world in the sea within just a day or two." I said as I realize that the great me have let them win, obviously because they are my friends. ' I really let those guys win, really... Aaaahh, let's go home, it's not fun anymore when you lose and most of all when they have the advantage.'

They look at me with a star in their eyes so I changed my mind and continue the competition.

"Okay, now who has the biggest fish. Maybe I will let you guys win again." I said as the great me know that I will let them win. After measuring, one of mine was the biggest so I win on this. 'Are you surprised by my jock? I didn't let them win. Hahahaha, So I at least win on the biggest co-No I let them win on the number contest so I win on the size competition at least so they will know The Great Me greatness.'

And I saw a dead fish 1/5 of my body size so I scold a little to the one who killed it." How can you have the hart to kill this little fish. It's still too small to die yet. Never mind, I will take it home so it won't go to the west. You guys also take what you will eat and let the small ones go."

"It's night already so I will be going home now. Take care, guys." I said and left the little( even though there are at his high) Kung Fu Dugongs with five fish in my hand. 'I didn't let them kill so it won't go extinct. If it goes extinct, I won't have what to eat. Let me teach you my Unimaginable Biology Knowledge.

First I let go the small fishes so they grow up and have little eggs or little fishes whatever you want, I will catch them back and eat them and their children will grow up to make my future foods, after making my future foods they will become my foods. If it continues like that then, I will have unlimited fishes.

Are you impress by my knowledge and idea that you will never get, right? That's why I use small instead of young when I scold the one who killed the small fish. Because even if it is young and big it can't be killed, that's my rules on catching or killing fishes. '

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"Grandpa, I am back," I said as I enter the house.

"Welcome back, brat. Ohh, You catch fishes again, huh?" He said.

"Yeah," I said with pride on my face. Even my grandfather know how great the great me is.

"Go hang in the hanger and go to sleep. Tomorrow, I will train you." He said to me.

"Are you really planning to train me? Even though I don't want it?" I ask him because I don't really want to.

"No complaining, I won't change my mind." He said so I give up.

"Okay," I said and went to the kitchen and hang the fishes in the hanger near the window. Why you may ask that I don't put in the fridge, well, we don't have a fridge and we don't use electric, even if we have the fridge, it won't freeze at day, because it's too hot.

After hanging the fishes I went to my room, not before sayings goodnight to Grandpa. I am a little bit tired so I went to sleep and have a dream of The Four Emperor Of The Sea, The Three Admiral and The Seven Warlords bowing to me afraid of offending the great me even a little bit. Hahahaha...

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