One Piece: Kryptonian

The sun hasn't even risen yet and I was dreaming the future but was waking up by a violent kick in my back by my grandfather.

"oouuuuch! What do you have on your body? It's as hard or even harder than steel. I have kicked steel but never kick something as hard as your body." Holding his right leg and jumping around and shouting.

"What are you doing, Old man? Kicking someone and I am your grandson. You shouldn't kick especially your grandson, the great me." I shout at him for kicking the great me when I am dreaming a future.

" Don't 'The great me'! Tell me! What are you wearing on your body." He asks me.

" I don't wear anything on my body, Look! I train my body on my own every day so much that my body is as hard as steel. See! I don't need you to train me." I lift my shirt and show him that I don't have anything on me.

" Even if you train every day you won't have that hard of a body and you are too young." He doesn't believe the great me, I mean it's me, the great me. Almost every people I know believe me, like Kung Fu Dugongs.

" What is it then?" I ask as he doesn't know my greatness.

" It must be a Devil Fruit! I won't believe anything else." He said with firm belief.

" How would it be a Devil Fruit? I can still swim didn't you saw the great me brought fishes for you?" I said that to him.

" What do you mean you brought for me? I can find food myself and instead of you catching them It must be the work of Kung Fu Dugongs. By the way..... How do you know 'What Devil Fruit' is?" Grandpa looks at me no believing me.

"Didn't I shower alone. I would have drowned of sea weakness if I did eat a Devil Fruit. And you ask, 'how I know of Devil Fruit'? The Great Me know everything, The great me was born genius, talented, kind, handsome..." I said to him with pride that I know everything and told him how great the great me is.

" Ok! Ok! Ok! Stop praising yourself! You must have heard it from the traveller and I must be getting old, my bones have softened and I didn't even kick you that hard." My grandpa was jealous at how unimaginable being I am so he stopped me talking my greatness and come up with an idea to comfort himself.

He's getting old so he should live the remaining years happier, so I didn't explain to him my race as he is my grandfather, I will be sad if he dies of jealousy. Even though he is jealous he still wanted to train me so I followed him.

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" Let's me tell you what to do. First do hundred push up, after you finish push up do 100 sit up than circle around the whole town 10 times, running, that your first training," he said.

" Isn't running around the whole town 10 times a little bit too ridiculous?"I ask as a running circle around the whole town 1 time is like running 15 to 20 km. If I run ten times than wouldn't it be almost 200 km? He asks a kid to run that long, is he trying to kill me?

Well, it won't be a problem for the great me, but for other ignorance brats around my age it's impossible and it's east of the great me's times. ' I know you are jealous and wanting to wear my times but that won't change the fact that I am in(or on the sun?) the sun so it would be useless. What a pitiful old man you are. But you are still my grandfather.'

" Yeah, you are right. I forgot because of your intelligence that you are only almost two years." My grandpa said in realization.

" Yeah, you are right about that part, I, the great me, Asur.D.Shiro am unimaginable intelligence," I said as the great me knows how smart the great me is. The great me is starting to like my name.

"..." My grandfather was speechless as to how Intelligence the great me was.

"You don't have to be that shocked as I, Asur.D.Shiro am born genius." I stood 90° and left my head 40° and look at the sun and said to him.

"..." My grandpa was silence, silence means agreeing.

"..." The great me also agree so The great me also stayed silence.

We stayed like this for 5 minutes and my grandpa snap and said something nonsense.

"How can you be so shameless and narcissism, be modest sometimes." My grandpa said to me with a red face.

" What do you mean by narcissism, I am speaking the truth because I know myself the most."The great me was a little angry by his nonsense, but nonsense is nonsense anyway.

" Start doing a push up before I beat you up," Grandpa said to me looking at me with his eyes turning a little red(Due to anger).

'Is he going to shoot me with heat vision? But that impossible as I am the only one with Kryptonian race. Better do what he says, before he shoots heat vision. Even though I wanted to see him shoot heat vision and learn it with my unimaginable talent.' I was a little afraid of him shooting me with heat vision, even though it should be impossible.

I lay down and support my body with two hands and started doing a push-up, down, up, down, up.... and my grandpa started counting.

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4.

"..

..

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"98"

"99"

"100"

I stood up after finishing it and I am a little bit tired.

" Oh, You're stronger than I thought. Now do sit up and circle around the whole town running. I will go back, don't come back until you finish." He said that and went home, really can you believe that. How shameless can one be calling perfect superhuman like me shameless, what a shameless old man he is.

"Sure," I said even though I don't want to. My body is absorbing the sun energy faster when I train.

After my grandfather went home I look at the sun sighing and said."How can every human's being can be so shameless? Even though he is my grandfather, that going too far. Aah! Anyway, let's first finish this nonsense training."

I started doing hundred sit up after finishing, I still have to circle around the whole city running and this is the chance to see how fast I can run. I started stretching my body ready to run. I started running, I started to see everything slowly even after finishing the first round I can still see the sand that I kick off to run but I can't measure my speed if I see everything slowly like this.

After running for a second in real time I finished 10 round but I see everything slowly so I don't know how much time has passed. I can feel that time passed only a little bit but I don't know exactly how long has it passed.

I was thinking about how to measure my speed for a while but I gave up. Aah, I almost forgot.

"Inventory"

The blue square appears in front of me with boxes in it, in some boxes are filled with different items likea costume, sword, phone, and so on.

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