Reincarnated One Is A Cheat Goblin

Who else is a fan of Kekkai sensen? Cause I wrote this chapter while listening to sugar song e bitter step.

Hope you enjoy.😉

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It's about two weeks since I started eating the anti-magic magical stones and I'm finally done so today I decided that there are many questions in need of answers so I'll ask Sophia about it also the fairies are still sleeping, just what's wrong with these little creatures.

Protagonist:first of all Sophia what exactly are my innate abilities? and could I have used my slime abilities to absorb the magical stones instead of eating them?

Sophia:well for the first question the slime innate abilities are as they sound the powers slimes are born with like dissolving absorption, regeneration, physical resistance, can get elemental resistance and mimic. As for the second yes user could bu-.

Protagonist:I'm fine with the first part but why the second if I could absorb why make me suffer am I some test subject?!?!

He said kinda pissed at the situation.

Sophia:user didn't let me finish if user had used absorption on the magical stones the benefits in general for the user would be greatly reduced only getting 30% of what user got by actually eating them.

Protagonist:sorry those last ones tasted way too bad I needed a good reason.

Sophia:user is forgiven but user should not be so distrustful towards me.

She's right she's been helping me all this time after all.

Protagonist:yh your right but please at least warn me it's gonna taste that bad.

Sophia:Aye sir!!!

(AN:don't you guys love this line cause I do😍)

Did she just do what I think she did? No way how would she even know Fairy tail unless she read my memories without my permission. Even her voice changed when she said that. I'll call this happy mode.

Protagonist:Sophia did you read my memories without my permission?

Sophia:but I'm just an innocent system function.😇

She's still in happy mode, I can't even get mad at this.

Protagonist:Sophia please answer my question.

Sophia:yes I did, the process was done just now.

Her speech changed quite a bit.

Sophia:it's now possible to fully merge with host.

She changed from user to host, did she become a system? Well wasn't she one to begin with? Who knows, I'll have to ask.

Protagonist:Sophia wait now I have a question exactly what are you?

Sophia:well to answer that question first I need to explain something about this world. In this world everyone is under the system governed by the world's voice where they have access to their status through technology invented by humans and some specific skills, but you have a special system that works similarly to that of a game you used to play but this system just like you was based to be a continuous evolution existence thus I as the A.I created to be your guide am passing through an evolution and becoming as autonomous system in my own but worry not cause I only exist to serve you.

Protagonist:wait what!?!?!?.

Protagonist:Did you just say your evolving into an autonomous system in your own?!??! What about the guidance function?

Sophia:that function as all the rest will become a part of me as new functions will be added: quest and store. And more functions can be expected in the future, the merging will take 5 years.

Protagonist:that long!!!!

Sophia:well it would have been simpler if the host had a weaker soul.

Protagonist:what do you mean weaker isn't the problem usually that the souls are too weak in this kind of situation.

Sophia:it is indeed true that too weak souls have problems handling systems but it's still possible but the same goes too strong souls can't just be played with as they are too dense for exterior influences and can't be meddled with, the only reason I'll be able to merge with host is that I have host's permission to do so. But sense host's soul is insanely strong it's hard.

Protagonist:so my soul is insanely strong?!?!

Sophia:if not host would not have been reincarnated with no damage and imprinted with so many powerful skills so easily and host's soul even absorbed some of the void which led to my creation and the reason why user has a special system.

Protagonist:so my soul being unreasonable strong is the reason for all of this?!?

Sophia:that and the unreasonable luck, yes.

Well that's a lot to digest at least there's still a lot of time till I get the evolution system. Well least not concentrate in that and go back to my questions from before.

Protagonist:ok I got my innate abilities but now what was that legendary berserker thing?

Sophia:that was an innate ability that anyone can be born with but not many awaken it.

Protagonist:are you saying that anyone can have it without me knowing.

Sophia:yes that's it. It's possible to include innate abilities into the status.

Isn't this world a little too dangerous!!?!?

Protagonist:please do so.

Protagonist:when you said mimic is an innate ability did you mean I can turn into other races and such as?

Sophia:correct.

Protagonist:if that's how it is isn't possible for me to create a another new race by collecting their genetical info by absorbing them and then when the time comes evolve into a something awesome.

I could even be some kind of dragon demon king slime goblin or something like that hahahahaha just how op can I be? Hahahaha.

Sophia:it's as host says and it's possible to create an extremely powerful new race as it's also possible to create something weaker if host is not careful with what he adds.

Yh I gotta be careful or I might loose everything. Now let's ask about something really bothering me.

Protagonist:what is affecting my mind and how?

Sophia:the title the one who killed and ate it's own parents and the skill are responsible for this are easing host's mind the title gives host a trait known as evil one that makes the host merciless and also makes it easier to not have feelings towards things as host doesn't completely loose his feelings it's just easy to suppress them of necessary and host doesn't get a backslash nor acc.u.mulated stress or feelings because of no boredom.

That explains a lot so isn't this the perfect combination for an assassin as you wouldn't have to worry about feelings at all.

Protagonist:now I'm calmer cause of this was somebody's doing it wouldn't be good at all. Also now that I think about it what's wrong with that title, I don't remember killing my parents.

Sophia:well host did kill his parents unintentionally.

Protagonist:what do you mean?

He asked confused.

Sophia:when host was being born as slime don't have other things being born from them host's mother was growing because of host's presence inside but host's father is a goblin and doesn't care and continue to interact with host's mother even so and eventually host was obviously bothered by that and created a mana impulse subconsciously and the explosion killed both.

Protagonist:what kind of birth story is this and what the f.u.c.k is wrong with my father how the hell do you even do a normal slime in.

Sophia:usually interacting with normal slimes is impossible but since host's father had the skill it gave him the ability to interact with anything basically.

(AN:u gotta respect this goblin😂😂😂)

No way my father is a legend how many man would kill to have such a skill. Also Sophia seems weak to l.e.w.d things she keeps avoiding saying the words that's quite unexpected.

Protagonist:your kidding right hahahaha, this is something else. I can't believe I had such a father. So is there something special about my mother as we?

Sophia:she had the skill that would keep you alive during your conception period no matter what happened.

Well ain't my parents arranged for me to exist and me thinking they were simple. Well now I have to think about what to do next and wait for the fairies.

Protagonist:well I need a new weapon and some clothes wearing this loincloth is really uncomfortable, especially when we consider wind.

I said with a displeased expression and tone.

Protagonist:Sophia is there any way for me to make a weapon and clothes.

Sophia:if host practices mana control at least till level 7 it would be possible to gain jobs:Magical blacksmith, Magical craftsmen and magic tailer.

Protagonist:well that would be useful it's not a good idea to walk around without a weapon also it's been a while since I looked at my status.

Status]

Name:none/nameless

Age:0 years old

Gender:Genderless(male form)

Race:Slime Goblin(50%goblin and 50%slime)(Evolution goblin)

Job: chef.

C.Job:spearman, mage, thief.

State:hopeful

Father's name :none(100%goblin)

Mother's name:none(100%slime)

LV-31

HP:486

MP:4188/4188

STA:31000000000237/31000000000435

STR:204

DEX:196

VIT:208

END:268

INT:805

WIS:689

CHAR:-10

LUC:2710

AGI:212

Extras:

Blessing of the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade).

Titles:Otherworlder, Reincarnator, The evolution goblin(slime goblin), the descendent of N and D, the one loved by the ancient goddess of growth and evolution, the one loved by spirits, kin eater, the one who killed and ate it's own parents, the apostle of the ancient goddess of growth and evolution, the slime goblin chef, the slime goblin hunter, legendary berserker slayer.

Skills:

Godly Demonic purple eyes

Auto-mapping

All magic

All skills

Hyper thinking -lv-1

Ultra detection -lv-1

Ultimate regeneration-lv-2

Resistance to all abnormalities

No boredom

Understanding

Universal language

Mana manipulation-lv-4

Shortened chant

Stealth-lv-3

Throwing-lv-1

Steal-lv-1

Short spear mastery-lv-3

Chantless

Cook-lv-2

Hunting-lv-1

Magic:

light magic-lv-4, fire magic-lv-4, wind magic-lv-4, water magic-lv-3, earth magic-lv-3, dark magic-lv-3, thunder magic-lv-3, healing magic-lv-1, holy magic-lv-1, anti-magic Magic-lv-1, non-elemental Magic-lv-4.

Well this is a great improvement in my stats, but shouldn't you get the slayer title when you kill many of the same if something I should get the goblin slayer title(AN:just know that the goblin slayer is proud of you and is going to kill you soon, to express gratitude you won't suffer😂😂).

Protagonist:why do I have the legendary berserker slayer title?

Sophia:because they are considered as extremely dangerous creatures and killing a single one is a feat, actually when it comes to damage host one made 1 hp of damage and the unknown thunder spell killed it in one strike it's hp was about 2078 so the host had no chances luckily it was extremely slow when considered it's other stats, the reason host has the title is because host contributed by reducing that 1 point from its hp even tho it had regeneration and recovered it almost immediately but what counts is the intention right?

Is Sophia pitying me?!? Well it's true that considering all that I had 0% chance of winning so I can't say much.

Protagonist:does this world only have legendary berserkers?

Sophia:no it also has normal berserker that are much more common it's actually considered rare to see or find a berserker so to cross paths with a legendary berserker considered extreme unluck.

Am I lucky or unlucky? I really don't know. Well let's just not think about it.

Protagonist:so as long as I contribute even the slightest bit I get everything?

Sophia:no except for the title that are given to all that fulfill the conditions even the slightest the exp is divided depending on one's contributions to the battle. And even now it would normally be impossible to get the title only by doing this much but host's a special case.

Why do I feel like she's calling me a cheater? Well I'm one but that doesn't mean I asked for this I simply accepted it like any normal person would.

Protagonist:well I guess it's time to train my mana manipulation/control.

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In another place far from the protagonist there are two masked figures laughing it out.

Tall masked person:hahahahaha. Truly this one is a funny one.

Short masked person:hehehe. Yh and when he ate the magical stones. Hahahaha.

Tall masked person:yh yh that was hilarious. Hahahah, he actually thought he stood a chance against a legendary berserker. Hahahaha.

Short masked person:I know I know right.hahahaha.

These laughs can't be heard by anyone but if anyone were to heard them they would probably join in even without knowing the joke.