Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

When I woke up in the morning, Wen Xu's head was a little heavy, because Mr. Chi was too happy last night, so Wen Xu drank a little wine with him, and he was in a good mood, so Wen Xu didn't play any tricks at first, and Shi Shang was really halfway there. He jumped out again and drank with Wen Xu, so Wen Xu woke up a little late this morning, and his head was still a little groggy after ten hours of sleep.

   "We must drink less in the future!" Wen Wen, who insisted on not cheating in the first half, got up from the bed and said to herself, shaking her head.

   After getting up and brushing my teeth, I took a hot bath, and only then did I feel my spirit slowly come back.

After the meal was ready, he sat down with the scum and Dong Liang, and old man Chi walked into the yard with a happy face. After greeting Wen Xu, he stood directly under the jujube tree and gurgled at the jujube tree. Cooing like a squirrel.

"Grandpa, you came here early in the morning to learn how to call a squirrel, why did it remind me of a text I learned before, it seems to be called "Midnight Chicken Crowing" or something!" While sucking the rice porridge in the bowl, from time to time Stretching out the chopsticks to dig out the salted goose eggs, Wen Xu made fun of the old man.

   "If I were Zhou Papier, I would be the first to pick you up!" Old Master Chi didn't even turn his head, and continued cooing and cooing like a squirrel on the jujube tree.

  The old man's hard work soon paid off, a little red squirrel slipped down, and Wen Nuan recognized the girl squirrel who jumped on his shoulder yesterday and swept him awake with his tail at a glance. It may be because Wen Xu has been in contact with Wen Xu a lot, and Wen Xu and the people in the yard have never harmed these little squirrels, so these little squirrels have not been afraid of people since they were young. Ask for the chestnuts in his hand.

  Wen Xu saw that the old man was feeding chestnuts to the squirrel again, and asked curiously, "Old man, why do you feed chestnuts every time?"

   "If you don't have to feed chestnuts, what should you feed them? Anyway, these chestnuts don't cost money!" Mr. Chi said it righteously, as if chestnuts that don't cost money should be fed to squirrels.

  Hearing the old man's explanation, the first thing Wen Xu thought of was that the old man found wild chestnut trees when he was wandering around with the students, and that's how these chestnuts came into being.

  About the wild chestnut trees, Wen Xu also remembered a few points when she was a child, but she didn’t know whether these trees were still there after such a long time. Thinking of this, if you have time, go and have a look.

  But after thinking about it, Wen Xu felt that it was unlikely, because it was only the end of May, and the chestnut trees were just bearing fruit. There is an old saying in the countryside, carambola in July, hawthorn in August, and chestnuts in September. It is said that September is the time when chestnuts are ripe. There are no wild chestnuts now. Even if there are chestnuts, they are wrapped in a thick layer of thorns. If the old man picks wild chestnuts at this time, and then peel them out Hey squirrel, Wen Xu must have thought that the old man had gone crazy.

   "Where can I get chestnuts that don't cost money, I'll also make some to fry and eat," Wen Nu said.

   "Not for you" Mr. Chi didn't tell Wen Xu, and continued to lead his little squirrel.

  The old man's method is also very simple. After waiting for the little squirrel to come down, he starts to back up, and puts a chestnut on the ground every one or two meters, and then puts it all the way to the entrance of his yard.

  Wen Xu thought it was interesting, and wanted to see how the old man turned out, so he held the bowl and watched Old Master Chi lure the little squirrel like this from a distance of about four or five meters!

   Little squirrels look cute, but they are all little greedy ghosts. There is a "storage bag" on each cheek of the squirrel. They will store the food they find in the bag. Dig it out and eat it from memory.

  However, in many cases, too much is hidden, and small things will forget the place to hide the fruit, which makes the fruit cheaper. After being nourished by rain, these seeds buried deep in the ground will germinate and grow.

A group of little guys, some have big cheeks on one side, and some have bulging cheeks. It seems like two small balloons have been blown on both sides of the mouth. It's a cute pile of lake paint. Fortunately, the four towns of Zhuo Yiqing The "crazy woman" in the film is not here, otherwise I would have to scream again when I saw such a scene.

  The simple-hearted little squirrel couldn't resist the temptation of food, so he followed the old man with "ulterior motives" out the door.

  Grandpa Chi was very happy. While putting the fruit on the ground, he continued to retreat home!

Just when the old man thought his plan could be implemented, he heard two squeaks. The old man turned his head and saw Khan standing beside him, pointing his finger at Chestnut, and then squeaked at himself up.

  The old man saw a group of monkeys climbing on the tree beside him, and they all looked at him attentively. He picked up the chestnuts on the ground very practically, and then solemnly handed the chestnuts into Khan's hands.

   Squeak! squeak!

   Khan took the chestnut and did not walk away like last night, but put the chestnut in his left hand, and stretched out his hand to the old man again.

   "You want more?" The old man was very unwilling!

  But the old man saw a group of monkeys gathered in a nearby tree, and felt that he should be a little more sensible, so he took a chestnut from his pocket and handed it to Khan.

   I saw Khan put the chestnut in his left hand again, and stretched out his hand to the old man again: "Squeak! Squeak!"

   "You haven't finished yet, have you?"

  After the old man said something reluctantly, he glanced at the group of monkeys and decided to give up. He took out another chestnut from his pocket and handed it to Khan's little paw.

   This time, Khan didn't reach out his hand again, but in front of the old man, he handed a chestnut to the hand of the first little black squirrel who stood beside him.

To Wen Xu's surprise, these little squirrels didn't 'hate' Khan like the devil. Not only did they not hate Khan, but they seemed to have a very good relationship. Not only was Khan very rare, he shared a piece of food with the first A little squirrel who came over stretched out its monkey paws, imitating the gentleness, and with one finger, fiddled with the two tufts of pointed hairs on the little squirrel's ears.

Wen Xu said that it is rare because the monkey king rarely shares his food with others. The monkey king is the bully in the monkey group, and the bully girl who eats the bully, almost except for the monkey king, all the other male monkeys in the monkey group are playing the role of food. For the role of 'eunuch', even if his own food is too much to eat, the monkey king will sit under his **** to prevent other monkeys from getting involved.

  Now when she has three chestnuts in her hand, she can give up one to the little squirrel. From Wen Nu's perspective, Khan seems to be a weird 'uncle! ’ Can’t stop Wen Xu from thinking this way, is there a connection between everything in the space?

  With doubts, Wen Xu continued to look at Khan, only to see that it not only fiddled with it a few times, but also reached out and pressed the squirrel's head in the end.

   "Good! Good!"

Depend on! Hearing these two sounds, Wen Xu almost threw the bowl out of his hand!

  Grandpa Chi was also stupid. He opened his eyes wide and watched a monkey in front of him petting a little squirrel, and then the monkey uttered obedient, obedient sounds.

   "Wen Xu, I heard Wen Xu right, right? Khan touches the little squirrel and still calls out "be good?!" Old Master Chi looked at Wen Xu with eyes like seeing a ghost.

  Wen Xu also heard it. Although the voice is not very standard, if you listen carefully, it is indeed a good pronunciation, or it seems to be a good pronunciation.

   "Damn it, this is hell!"

  Wen Xu took the bowl directly, came to Khan's side, squatted down and said, "Khan, speak! Khan!".

  Wen Xu thought that the space created a monkey that could speak human language, and immediately pointed to Khan to teach it to say its own name.

   "Squeak!"

Khan didn't hear what Wen Xu said at all. He stared straight at the bowl in Wen Xu's hand with his eyes, and then reached out to reach the edge of Wen Xu's bowl, but when he didn't reach the edge of the bowl, he saw Wen Xu frowned , Immediately withdrew his hand back and shrank his head. For monkeys, this action is a low-profile action, which means that you are the boss and you are right in everything, I admit it.

   "Be good, be good" Wen Xu said to Khan again.

  It's a pity that Khan squeaked twice, and continued to look at the food in the bowl in Wen Xu's hand.

  Wen Xu wasn't interested in feeding it at all. Seeing it was like this, she simply gave up and walked back to the door with the bowl in her hand, leaning against the door and continuing to eat.

Khan watched Wenxu leave with the bowl in his eyes, and didn't dare to make a sound. To Khan, he felt that his status was low, so Wenxu in a high position was right to do anything. If he wanted to resist, he could only get beaten , so even if Wen Xu didn't give him food, Khan didn't dare to ask for it.

Mr. Chi is a bit stuck at the moment, if he continues to lure squirrels, then it is estimated that three chestnuts will be wasted every time, but thinking about the group of annoying sparrows on his tree, he can fill the small courtyard to the ground in one afternoon Bird shit, so I comforted myself in my heart: the so-called willingness, you can only gain if you give up, if you don’t give up now, how can you gain in the future! Pooh! No, keep your front yard free from bird droppings!

   "Old woman, bring me some more chestnuts!" Mr. Chi snapped hard, yelled at Mr. Ma at home, stepped back two meters and put down a chestnut on the ground!

as predicted! Khan flew up to Mr. Chi, with a sense of righteousness and sternness on his monkey face, he stretched out his little paw and pointed at the ground: "Squeak! Squeak!"

  Master Chi didn't hesitate anymore, he immediately picked up the chestnuts and put them in Khan's hands.

   While waiting for Khan’s little paws to stretch out again, he took out two chestnuts from his pocket and placed them in Khan’s hands: “Is it all right now?”

   Who knew that Khan didn't calculate like that! It's not just collecting three chestnuts at once, but stretching out three times! When he received the two chestnuts from Old Master Chi, he still stretched out his hand again as a matter of course.

   "Squeak! Squeak!"

   "You're cruel!" Mr. Chi is also a "traitor and slicker", and he immediately understood that he had to pay three "fines" instead of three! So he patted another chestnut and put it in Khan's hand.

After giving one of the received chestnuts to the little squirrel, the greedy little squirrel found that his "mouth bag" was completely full and couldn't put down this chestnut anymore, but the greedy little guy didn't give up , holding it directly in his hand, and then just put his back legs on the ground, holding the chestnut with both hands and shaking to hide the 'grain'.

At this time, Teacher Ma brought the chestnuts, and the chestnuts in a small bag were handed over to his wife and did not leave. Instead, he watched the show with a smile like Wen Xin, not only watched it, but also recorded it with his mobile phone, and sometimes laughed. Laughing, as if it wasn't my husband who was stupid.

  Passing the courtyard of Wen Xu's house and reaching the walled boundary of Mr. Chi's house, Khan encountered 'trouble'.

  What's the trouble? There are too many chestnuts in my hand, I can't hold them! As the monkey king, Khan's status is unquestionable, Nanbowan among the monkeys!

  Monkey kings have the habit of bullying food, even if they can't put it down in their hands, Khan will not give it to other monkeys.

In this way, every time Mr. Chi throws 'garbage' on the ground, Khan has to 'point out' Mr. Chi's mistake at the first time, and then he has to move the chestnuts one or two meters away under his buttocks. This made Khan flustered for a while.

  Old Master Chi immediately felt a mouthful of 'bad breath' coming out of his chest, and said to Khan with a smile, "You still have today!"

   But the old man was obviously too optimistic, and Khan quickly thought of a 'solution'!

   "Squeak! Squeak! Acridine! Acridine!"

   After moving twice, Khan called out loudly for almost a minute before he heard a voice respond.

   "Aww!"

  Don't ask, this is the sound of scum, and there is only one dog in the village that can howl like a wolf all the time. As for why he didn't answer at the beginning, Wen Xu felt like a bright mirror in his heart: this scum must have not had enough food before, and when he was not full, even if the sky fell, he would stick his head into the food bowl and not be the first Time to find a place to hide!

   It's so willful that you can't move without eating!

   Sure enough, as Wen Xu expected, the scum walked out of the small courtyard two or three seconds after the answer, and when he left the small courtyard, he lay across the threshold and stretched a long way.

Obviously, Khan trusted the scum far more than all the monkeys in the group of monkeys. Waiting for the scum to come, Khan immediately grabbed the chestnuts on the ground, tore open the scum's mouth, and put them one by one into the scum's mouth. Stuffed with chestnuts, it soon turned into a dog-like version of "Squirrel Dog", with the sides of the cheeks unconsciously swollen because of stuffing more than 20 chestnuts.

   Now Mr. Chi's face is so exciting, looking at Khan standing in front of him pointing at the chestnut on the ground, he is speechless for a moment!

   Teacher Ma was so happy and crazy with Wen Xu, especially Teacher Ma almost threw the phone in his hand with joy!