Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Mr. Ma's warm laughter quickly attracted the attention of Zhao Guangsong's family, and within two minutes, almost all the people who were having breakfast who were interested in watching the fun came out. There were also some good people who cheered up Mr. Chi.

  Khan looked up at the crowd and was not afraid. When he saw that Mr. Chi continued to throw things on the ground, he walked over and pointed at the ground with his little paw: "Squeak! Squeak!"

  Grandpa Chi was smart now. He took out two chestnuts and held them in the palm of his hand. He picked up the chestnuts on the ground and handed them to Khan, and then waited for Khan to reach out, putting one in every time.

   One person and one monkey cooperate seamlessly, and the speed of progress has been improved a lot invisibly.

With the 'mouth-shaped pocket' of the scum, Khan no longer puts the chestnuts under his buttocks, and puts one in the scum's mouth behind him without even looking at it, without noticing it. Often two or three of the chestnuts in the mouthful fell to the ground and tumbled to one side.

At this time, some clever monkeys immediately took advantage of Khan's inattention, and sneaked upright and walked to the side of the crowd. When they saw the chestnuts falling from the scum's mouth, they immediately reached out and grabbed one, and did not dare to stay when they caught it. Let go of your feet and run up the tree.

   That's it, the chestnuts in the scum's mouth can almost be said to maintain a simple hourglass balance. As for how much it leaks, it depends entirely on the moment when the mouth is opened and the speed of the moment when the mouth is closed!

   Just one in, two or three out, Khan didn't notice it. At this time, Khan was looking intently at the "bad old man" in front of him! He didn't notice at all that his underlings were poaching his own corners while he was enforcing the law.

   "Uncle! Give it to the monkey if you want it! What if you don't?" Someone in the crowd made fun of Mr. Chi and asked loudly.

   "This is the Monkey King!" Mr. Chi said.

  As soon as he heard about the Monkey King, the speaker became dumb.

Because everyone knows that monkey kings are difficult to deal with. Ordinary monkeys are as bold and timid as humans, but there is only one kind of monkey king, the strong and fierce ones. Go up to the Monkey King, and most of the Monkey King's character is domineering, so it's not a good thing to offend the Monkey King among a group of monkeys. Don't underestimate the monkey, it holds more grudges than most people.

"If you don't give it, the monkey will throw **** on you! Do you like to be thrown **** by the monkey, or give some food, and at the same time pick up the garbage you throw?" Guangli's daughter-in-law Zheng Qingqing said at this time: " One more thing I forgot to remind you, if you catch up with luck, there will be some monkey diarrhea, and you will look good.”

Taking advantage of this remark, Wen Xin reminded everyone with a smile: "In the future, when you are in the village, you are not allowed to throw things, spit on the ground, or just find a corner to urinate wildly. All the above-mentioned uncivilized phenomena You must put an end to it, if not, Mr. Chi's appearance today is your example, of course, if you really don't care about it and want to be so unhygienic, then please be ready to feed the monkeys like the old man."

  At this time, everyone didn't have a deep understanding of this point, and hadn't enjoyed Zheng Qingqing's suffering, so naturally they didn't take it seriously, and everyone thought it was quite fun.

  When he reached the gate of the yard, Khan had no interest in going in. He turned his head to the forest with the bulging scum, and did not climb the tree. A monkey and a dog just ate chestnuts under the tree.

   No matter how hard the chestnut shell is, it is no match for the monkey teeth. Khan easily bit it open, opened the shell, and Khan skillfully pulled out the chestnut fruit inside with his fingers, put it in his mouth, and began to chew.

  Although the scum has just eaten his fill, and chestnuts are really not to his taste, as a foodie, as long as someone moves his mouth! The first thing it has to do is to stare at the person who eats with sincerity, and use the "innocent" eyes in his own eyes to make the person who eats and refuses to eat feel the condemnation of his own conscience !

While waiting for Khan to throw a second one into his mouth, the scum was not happy, and immediately spit out all the chestnuts in his mouth, put his mouth directly on Khan's face, and licked it at the same time. Whispering while touching Khan's mouth.

  Khan couldn't stand the scum anymore, he desperately pushed the scum with his hands, avoiding the scum's saliva, then quickly bit a chestnut, took out the fruit and threw it into the scum's mouth.

  Raw chestnuts! Just this thing, the scum can actually eat it with gusto! Wen Xu feels that creatures like Erha have no bottom line on what to eat!

Khan also knows that the virtue of his dog brother is as good as his own, so he gets a chestnut for the scum from time to time. Of course, as a "worker" who peels the shells, Khan naturally eats more Well, on average, Khan has two khans, and the scum can only talk about one. Fortunately, as long as the scum has something to eat, it doesn't care too much about this thing. Of course, it's more likely because the scum's IQ can't keep up with Monkey Khan.

  Wen Xu and everyone who is interested in watching monkeys eat chestnuts, let's just follow and watch old master Chi playing with squirrels like a child. So everyone followed old master Chi and entered the yard one after another.

  Relying on a bag of chestnuts, Mr. Chi lured the little squirrels to his small courtyard, next to the small wooden house that had been prepared.

   "Old man, your hiding place is really deep enough. You actually prepared the little house in such an early morning." Wen Xu opened his mouth and asked when he saw the squirrel nest.

  Master Chi smiled and said, "I bought it online, and it just arrived in the morning!"

  As soon as he said this, Wen Xu guessed that the old man must have premeditated the squirrel at home, and had long wanted to get one of his little squirrels into the new yard.

Just at this moment, a little squirrel cooed from the tree. When everyone looked up, they immediately saw the round hole of the small house guarded by a red squirrel. One guarded the entrance of the small house with teeth and claws. This little red squirrel was the first child of the devil king and the red devil, and the biggest one. The younger siblings were not rivals at all, so they could only stand at the door and watch.

   "Old man, you can do it, this little squirrel has recognized its nest!" At this time, Da Leizi happily said to Old Master Chi while holding a bowl almost as big as his little head.

   "Okay, good!" The old man was very happy when he saw that he had achieved his goal.

  At this time, Da Leizi opened his mouth and asked, "Mother, should we have a squirrel too?"

  Da Lei's mother immediately scolded: "What kind of squirrels are you raising? My mother, I almost can't even support you! Go, go home after watching the trouble!"

Following his mother's cry, Da Leizi let out a despondent oh, then followed his mother with a bowl in his hand, took two steps and looked back at the little squirrels fighting on the tree, with a reluctant look on his face It looks like I went home.

  Da Leizi’s appearance made many adults laugh. Everyone is not very interested in squirrels. Although there are many birds on the tree, how many of you have time to enjoy ordinary things.

  The monkeys have settled down here, and the squirrels have taken over their new nests, and the people in the courtyard gradually began to disperse.

  When everyone walked back one after another, Wen Shigui and Wen Shijie and his brothers stood at the door hand in hand.

   "Hey, Uncle Shigui, are you going on a blind date?"

   I don't know who came, and there was a burst of laughter from the crowd.

  Wen Xu saw that the two people at the door didn't react at once, and after a long while, he couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Second brother, fourth brother, what are you two going to do? Why are you dressed like this?"

Early in the morning, the two brothers were wearing suits. It would be okay if they were formal suits, but the two of them looked like monkeys in Malaysia. The suits on the two of them were from an unknown era. The two-breasted buttons can only be buttoned halfway from left to right, and the color is different. The gray bottom has the kind of white thin strips. Not only the clothes but also the trousers are matched, especially The leather shoes on the feet, that guy, are sharper than the pointy toes of women's high heels that Wen Xu has seen before. The two dressed like this don't look like they are wearing formal suits at all, they are simply actors in a circus about to perform a farce .

"Didn't you say you're going to Mingzhu in the afternoon? Let's discuss how to dress up. Don't be ashamed when people see that we don't even have formal clothes on!" There was no expression on his face, and he tugged at the corner of his suit with a proud expression on his face.

"Second brother, who chose your outfit? Let me tell you the truth, let's change into ordinary clothes. We're not going to the Great Hall of the People for a meeting. Why bother? Besides, you two are dressed like this. Going out? Really, going out naked is more face-saving than going out like this!" Wen Xu said with a laugh.

  Wen Shigui looked surprised: "No, the fourth son said that these two suits were just bought by his son. The two suits add up to more than 3,000 yuan. They are said to be popular in the city!"

   "Shixu, don't talk nonsense, I saw someone wearing it by a Korean singer on TV. It's really popular." Wen Shijie defended himself again.

  When Wen Xu heard that it was bought by the fourth brother's son, he just smiled and stopped talking.

Wen Xu believes that such clothes may look nothing on TV, and some people may think they are really fashionable, but in the real world, if you want to eat in a high-end western restaurant, they will let you in, because It's really not dignified.

  Seeing Wen Xu's expression, Wen Shigui seemed to understand in his heart, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Wen Shijie and said, "Fourth brother, did you buy this for yourself or to honor you?"

  Wen Shijie said with a matter of course: "What's the difference?"

   "Of course there are some differences. He's a kid in his twenties, and we're both buried in the dirt. Can we wear the same clothes?"

Wen Shigui was uncomfortable wearing it at first, but he couldn't say anything, because for him, the so-called stars on TV were all dressed in 'messy' clothes. He thought that it was more formal in big cities. It's a mess. I have to say that the old village director has been working on this three-acre land for a long time, not to mention other things, the aesthetics alone has dropped a lot.

   "Then there will be no clothes when you go to Mingzhu! You have to dress more formally when looking for someone to do business with," Wen Shigui said.

   "It's fine as usual, clean is the best, too particular about what to do, and besides, it's not like we don't give money. Speaking of which, we're still customers. Why would he choose if we're clean and tidy?" Wen Wen said.

   "Then go back and change it!" Wen Shigui looked at the eyes of everyone, blushed suddenly, and immediately moved his legs and walked back.

   "Hahahaha!" Finally, some of the people around couldn't help laughing, which attracted a group of people to join in the fun.

  Wen Shigui and Wen Shijie walked away like this, and the people who stopped to watch also left, and now only the old couple and Wen Wen were left in the small courtyard of Mr. Chi's house.

  Old Master Chi said: "Wen Xu, would you like to see my small vegetable garden? I have already planted a row of vegetables and a row of garlic...!"

  Wen Xu saw how happy the old man said, so he nodded and said: "Okay, then go and have a look!"

  So I walked to the backyard with the old man. Although it was only one night, Wen Xin had to say that the old man was so energetic, he even planted vegetables in just one morning.

  Since he came, Wen Xu held the empty bowl in his hand, squatted on the ground and listened to the old man talking about the vegetable garden for a while, and then returned to his small courtyard.