Wandering the Immortals and Martial Heavens

"Can I hug the fox in your hand?" Ren Tingting picked up a cup of tea and handed it to Jing Zhou.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing!" Awei hurried forward, standing in front of Ren Tingting like a thief, and stopped Jing Zhou aside.

This little boy looks uneasy and kind!

If you want to have sex with Tingting, don't even think about it with Ah Wei around!

"Cousin, what are you doing!" Ren Tingting stomped her foot.

"Cousin, we have known each other for so many years, and I haven't tasted the tea served by you yourself." After saying that, Ah Wei realized something was wrong, and hurriedly changed his words: "I mean, how can my cousin do such rough work? , I’ll be fine with this kind of thing!”

"You're not bad." Jing Zhou patted Ah Wei on the shoulder, then pulled a white hair from his head, and said, "Before you get old, you should be careful in the future, don't raise a wild horse. There is a grassland behind."

Throwing his hair on the ground, Jing Zhou slowly went up to the second floor.

"He... what does he mean? I don't raise wild horses. If I want to raise a docile horse!" Awei snorted coldly, and stepped on the white hair.

He, Captain Awei, always fills in when there is nothing to do, how could he fail!

Qiu Sheng's eyes lit up, he stared at A Wei's head, then felt in his pocket, and when his fingertip touched a talisman, his heart sank.

Let you be proud first, and you, the captain of the yamen, will not be able to cry in a while!

Ren Tingting said angrily: "Hey, why are you uncles so stingy, even a fox won't be hugged!"

Wencai took a step forward and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "That's not the case, Uncle Shi is the most generous, he even took us to Cuixianglou for a meal yesterday, it's just, it's just that the fox in Uncle Shi's arms can't be hugged."

"Why?" Ren Tingting looked puzzled.

"Anyway, I just can't hug her, she...she..." Wen Cai became impatient and stuttered.

His uncle had told him that Ah Jiu and Xiaohong's identities could not be predicated on others, otherwise his uncle would not pay for his marriage.

Uncle Shi is a rich man, if he contributes, Wencai can guess how much money he will get, at least he can eat roast suckling pig two or three times!

"She can bite!" Qiu Sheng suddenly remembered the fear of being dominated by the wooden stick in Ah Jiu's hand.

It's unreasonable that a fox can beat people, and it's even more skillful than him who has practiced martial arts for many years!

The point is, he really can't beat a fox.

Fortunately, the other ghost in the master's uncle's house was more gentle. Thinking of this, Qiu Sheng sighed secretly: "It's better to be a ghost, if I can meet a female ghost like Xiaohong..."

Going upstairs, Jing Zhou found the study room, knocked on the door and walked in.

"The Taoist chief is here, sit down!" Ren Fa greeted Jing Zhou.

"Master Ren, let my junior brother explain this matter." Uncle Jiu moved his body to make room.

Jing Zhou sat down next to Uncle Jiu, and said seriously, "Does Master Ren know about zombies?"

"Zombie?" Ren Fa paused, a look of horror flashed in his eyes, but then he hid it again, and asked with a puzzled face: "What does the little Daoist mean by this, and what does the late father's relocation of the coffin have to do with zombies?"

"Old Master Ren's body was tampered with by the Feng Shui master 20 years ago, absorbing too much yin energy, and I'm afraid it will turn into a dead body in the near future. I discussed with my brother that it is best to burn the body of Old Master Ren. "Jing Zhou spoke bluntly, telling the story of Mrs. Ren.

Ren Fa's face turned pale and blue for a while, and after a while, he finally gritted his teeth and said, "No, it can't be burned with fire anyway. Uncle Jiu and the Taoist priest will think about a way."

If the corpse was burned, wouldn't the Feng Shui of the Ren family be ruined?

Jing Zhou said calmly: "Master Ren, the business of the Ren family has been getting worse and worse over the years. You know the reason for this. It was caused by Mr. Feng Shui 20 years ago. This change of Mr. Ren's corpse is the result of Mr. Feng Shui's deliberate planning. of."

"In my opinion, as long as Mr. Feng Shui is not dead, even if the brother can find a good tomb to contain Old Master Ren's body, Mr. Feng Shui will not give up easily. Maybe he will dig Old Mr. Ren out of the ground again. .”

Uncle Jiu nodded, "That's right, I didn't think of this before. Mr. Feng Shui is in the dark, so I have to guard against it."

"This... this", Ren Fa choked for a while, "Uncle Nine, Master Xiaodao, let me think about it, after all, my father was most afraid of fire when he was alive."

Jing Zhou shook his head at Uncle Jiu, but said nothing more.

"Brother, I'll go back and prepare things first, just in case." Regardless of Ren Fa's expression, Jing Zhou got up and walked out.

downstairs

Awei squeezed his left hand tightly with his right hand. For some reason, his hands were out of control and he wanted to slap himself.

"Snapped!"

With a crisp sound, his left hand fell hard on his face.

"Snapped!"

There was another sound, and the right hand fell on the face.

"Cousin, I... I can't control it!"

"I, I want to hit myself!" Ah Wei wanted to cry but had no tears, he didn't know what evil he had bumped into.

The most important thing is to make a fool of myself in front of my cousin!

For a moment, he felt that his tall, mighty, handsome image was ruined in his cousin's heart.

The next moment, Awei put his hands on the buttons, ignored Ren Tingting's horrified look, and took off his clothes.

"Cousin... you, what are you going to do!"

Ah Wei's sudden "feat" made Ren Tingting's face change drastically, and she hurriedly backed away in fright.

"Cousin, me, you, listen to my explanation! It's not what you think." As he said, Awei's clothes had been pulled off, and his hands fell on his pants again.

"what!"

"Cousin don't want it!"

Ren Tingting's face turned pale with fright, and when she saw Jing Zhou coming down the stairs, she hurried over.

"Cousin, he...he..." Ren Tingting pointed at A Wei, speechless.

"It's okay, Miss Ren, let's go upstairs first, with Master Ren here, Captain Awei still knows how to restrain himself." Jing Zhou glanced at Awei whose cheeks were red and swollen, and walked out with a smile.

"Stop playing, go shopping with me first." Out of the hall, Jing Zhou stopped the literary talent who was playing tricks on Ah Wei in the yard.

Glancing at Ah Wei with his bare buttocks, Qiu Sheng said proudly, "Uncle Master, how about it, let's relieve your anger."

Using Awei's hair as a medium, Wencai swallowed the concentric talisman. Whatever he did, Awei would follow suit. After a while, Awei was severely rectified by Wencai and Qiusheng.

Now Qiusheng can imagine with his ass what Master Ren's reaction will be when he finds out about Awei's feat!

Jing Zhou chuckled, "Don't you two know how to catch a toad and put the talisman into the toad's mouth?"

Seeing Wen Cai's flushed face, Jing Zhou felt pain for him.

How courageous it is to smoke yourself!

"Qiu Sheng, why didn't you think of catching a toad?" Wen Cai complained, spat out the talisman paper from his mouth, and put on his clothes.

"The time is so short, how can I expect it?" Qiu Sheng shrugged, and comforted Wen Cai: "It's okay, Ah Wei's face is much more swollen than yours."

Wen Cai nodded, feeling that it was not a loss, Awei was indeed worse than him.

After today, Tingting will definitely not like Awei again.

It seems that I still made my own money...

"Master, what are we going to buy? Is it lunch?" Wen Cai rubbed his hands in a good mood, thinking of braised hoofs, pig's head meat, lion's head...

Jing Zhou smiled mysteriously: "You two will know when it arrives."

As he spoke, he urged Wencai and Qiusheng to go out.

These two boys, if you don't urge them, they don't know what to say.

The three never came to the Wangji Rice Shop in the town.

Wencai was very disappointed, the uncle took them to a restaurant instead of a restaurant.

Come to buy rice, do you want to go back and steam the rice?

What is there to eat with rice?

"Shopkeeper, here's a hundred catties of glutinous rice, two bags, just glutinous rice!" Jing Zhou yelled inside.

No matter at any time, there is never a shortage of profiteers. Jing Zhou remembered that when Qiusheng went to the rice shop to buy rice, he was adulterated by the owner of the rice shop. For this reason, he kept watching the boss's actions.

"Uncle, you want to buy a hundred catties of rice, have you finished eating?" Qiu Sheng muttered.

To buy a hundred catties of rice, there is only one person in the uncle's family, how long will it take to eat?

"eat?"

"You kid think this rice is for food?" Jing Zhou gave Qiu Sheng a blank look.

Taking in these two apprentices, Uncle Jiu has all his Taoism skills, and [-]% of them will be lost.

Glutinous rice is the essence of the five grains, the most yang energy. He is a Taoist with a bit of inheritance, and everyone knows that glutinous rice is used to deal with zombies.

Wen Cai asked: "If you don't eat Master Uncle, what did you buy?"

"Oh, I see. You are going to send it to Yizhuang. Master can't eat so much by himself. Master uncle can just buy fifty catties."

He often went to restaurants with his uncle these days, and he no longer liked the food in Yizhuang, so he naturally pulled himself out of Yizhuang.What Wen Cai said was so serious and so sure that Jing Zhou shook his head. Fortunately, Uncle Jiu was not standing here, otherwise he would be furious.

Literary talent really lives up to its name, it is a personal talent.

"Young master, your rice." The owner of the rice shop came out with two bags of rice with a flattering expression on his face.

These days, not many people buy so much rice at one time.

Jing Zhou nodded, paid the money, and said to Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng: "What are you doing standing still, carry it, you two don't think that I brought you here to watch a play!"

Caressing Ah Jiu's increasingly smooth fur, Jing Zhou walked forward slowly.

"It would be nice to watch a play."

Wencai and Qiusheng muttered something each, and followed with a look of reluctance on their shoulders.

The two looked at each other, and both felt that they wanted to go together.

To be a human being, you must be a master, an uncle, and never be an apprentice or nephew.

Back in the small courtyard, Jing Zhou asked Wencai and Qiusheng to pour the glutinous rice on the ground and put it in the sun to increase the yang energy of the glutinous rice.

The old man's body will be unearthed either tonight or tomorrow night, and this hundred catties of glutinous rice will come in handy.

"One more thing, you two will go back to Yizhuang in a while, go and carry out the coffin of Mrs. Ren, put it in the sun for a while, and let him go to the corpse." After taking a sip of the tea that Ah Jiu handed over, Jing Zhou moistened Sangzi and added another sentence.

Wencai and Qiusheng spread out the glutinous rice on the ground, and said something casually.

Jing Zhou said: "You two brats, don't think about being lazy. If you ignore my words, Miss Ren will be in danger after Mrs. Ren comes out. You two, don't even think about being the son-in-law of the Ren family. gone."

"How could it be? Don't worry, Uncle Master!" After Qiu Sheng finished spreading the rice, he walked over to the table.

There are several colors of dried fruit and candied fruit on the table, and there are also different kinds of pastries.

Qiu Sheng picked up a piece of pastry and put it in his mouth, praised: "It's better to be here with Uncle Shi, you don't need anything."

It's a pity that there is too much difference between the master and the uncle, and the yard of the uncle is not Yizhuang.

Wencai picked up an apple, took a big bite, and said with a tinge in his mouth, "Master, when will this old man turn into a corpse? Shall I tell Tingting about it?"

"That's right, I want to tell Tingting!" Qiusheng raised his head and shouted.

Jing Zhou glanced at Wencai unexpectedly, he didn't expect Wencai to think of this, it's a pity that Wencai's head is sometimes ineffective.

"How do I know when Master Ren's corpse will change? You are going to tell Ren Tingting as you please, but since this is just right, you two will go back to Yizhuang and take the coffin out to dry in the sun."

After giving some instructions to Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, Jing Zhou sent them out. At noon, the yang qi was at its heaviest, and it was a good time to help old master Ren get rid of his corpse qi.

Ah Jiu sat down at the side, and there was no outsider at this time, so she didn't have to turn back into a fox.

Compared with the fox body, she is more interested in her own human body, because the young master once said that the human body is the second of good fortune, the five internal organs correspond to the five elements, and the 360 ​​five acupoints correspond to the sky and stars, which are most suitable for cultivation.

"My lord, since old master Ren's body will turn into a dead body, why not destroy him now?" Ah Jiu asked.

Since the old man Ren moved the coffin, she has been by Jing Zhou's side, and she is quite clear about the ins and outs of this matter.

"This is called the sophistication of the world. You are a monster, and you still don't understand the complexity of the human heart." Jing Zhou picked up the teapot, poured a cup of tea for Ah Jiu, and said with a smile: "The human heart is the most complicated. Ren Fa has not seen the old man Ren with his own eyes. Dead body change, if my senior brother and I destroy Old Master Ren's body, he will definitely not let it go, maybe he will still hold grudges against me and senior brother."

Ah Jiu nodded, half understanding, "Why are people's hearts so complicated?"

"Because of greed. If you want to get more, you have to calculate. Compared with people, the world of monsters is simpler, frank and straightforward." Jing Zhou sighed. Although some monsters are stupid, they are also stupid. cute.

Shijia Town

Chu Kee Tea House

Shi Gongzi is a frequent visitor here.

Today, he was sitting in his exclusive seat as usual again. Seeing Xiaozhu happened to come over with tea, Mr. Shi took off his sunglasses, revealing two cross-eyed, squinting faces, and leaned towards Xiaozhu's face, but was caught. Bead dodged.

After pouring the tea, Xiaozhu hurriedly stepped aside.

Shi Gongzi smiled wretchedly, lifted the hand that touched Xiaozhu just now, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it intoxicatedly, then looked at the old man with gray hair and strange clothes sitting beside him, and said proudly "How is the mage, what is my master's ability?" As he spoke, he groped Xiaozhu's body with his hands again from the air.

Molesting big girls and young daughter-in-laws in public and under the eyes of everyone is Mr. Shi's housekeeping skill. He has already practiced it to perfection and reached the pinnacle!

"Young master Shi is very capable!" The mage praised him, it was the first time he had seen him so shamelessly in his decades of life.

Although this kid is wretched, he is also a talent!