Wandering the Immortals and Martial Heavens

Hearing the mage's praise, Mr. Shi was overjoyed, and complained: "Boss Zhu wished Xiao Zhu could marry me. If it wasn't for that fat man, Fat Bao, to get in the way, I would have put Xiao Zhu on the bed a long time ago!"

Master Shi fumbled with Dafa for a while, sat down and drank tea to extinguish the evil fire in his stomach, his face changed, and he said angrily: "Master, when I find that bastard, you have to teach him a good lesson for me! "

He has been in Shijia Town for so many years, when has he ever been bullied!

It's just that in the past few days he sent all the servants in the family to look for the boy who dared to tell him to bark like a dog, but he couldn't find even a single shadow of this ignorant bastard.

Fortunately, they didn't find nothing, at least the servants found the powerful and clever mage in front of him.The mage is not only skilled, but also knows the weird and unpredictable Gu skills.This time, as long as he finds the person who once told him to bark like a dog, Mr. Shi will definitely get back from that person twice as much!

The mage nodded and smiled, "As long as you find him, you can beat that kid until his mother can't recognize him! I have several kinds of Gu insects here, but they can make him want to die or live, torture him as you like." !"

"There is a more painful way, which is to force the soul out of the man and beat it on the pig."

Mr. Shi crossed his eyes and narrowed his eyes into a line, and asked, "If you hit this kid's soul on a pig, what will this kid become?"

The mage said with a smile: "Without the soul, of course he will be stupid, and he will not be able to be a human being after reincarnation!"

"This is a good idea. I want him not to be a human being." Mr. Shi patted the table, his face flushed with excitement.

Then he rolled his eyes again, and he became more obscene, "Master, is there a way for you to make Fei Bao that fat man unaware?" Shi Gongzi just made a fart movement, and Fei Bao was holding tea come over.

"Master Shi, I have something to tell you!" Fei Bao stood by the table, his face full of anger.

"Sit!" Mr. Shi said angrily, put his nose in front of Fei Bao and sniffed, and said with disgust, "It stinks, it stinks!"

Fei Bao shouted: "Master Shi, you also know that Xiaozhu will be my wife sooner or later."

"Hey, pitiful, pitiful~" Mr. Shi shook his head with a look of pity.

Fei Bao's voice became a little more serious: "If you have unreasonable thoughts about her, you are molesting her wife!"

Mr. Shi chuckled: "This is a tea house. If you look at it, you will be molested, and if you touch it, you will be molested. Then everyone has molested Xiaozhu! If you are capable, marry her home, don't ask her to show her face~"

The mage looked very interesting, the fat man in front of him seemed to be the dead fat man Shi Gongzi said.

Shi Gongzi spoke so cheaply that the mage couldn't help wanting to hit him, but the fat man in front of him could hold back and didn't make a move yet.

Fei Bao clenched his fists and said ruthlessly, "I'm warning you, I won't be polite if you do this again!"

Mr. Shi Shu slapped the table, stood up, pointed at Fei Bao, and cursed: "What the hell are you! You don't take pictures of yourself by pissing. Fatty, chatting with you is for your face, not for your face. , Take back your family’s cemetery!”

"Job, call your boss!"

Seeing that Mr. Shi wanted to call her father over, Xiaozhu hurried over and pleaded in a low voice: "Mr. Shi, forget it..."

The mage threw two small bugs at Fei Bao calmly.

"Oh, it's Xiaozhu, as long as you open your mouth, I'll be happy, I'm happy, jie jie jie jie..."

When Fei Bao and the others turned around, the mage threw a small black bug into the teacup that Fei Bao brought over, winked at Mr. Shi, and said in a low voice, "Don't you want him to die quietly?"

"Fatty, come here", Mr. Shi understood, and hurriedly patted the table again and said arrogantly: "Come here, come here, let's see what this is?"

Mr. Shi pointed to the two little black worms on Fei Bao's body, and suddenly realized: "Oh, I see, this worm escaped from your body, you drink it, or I will ask your father-in-law to drink it! "

Fei Bao glared at Mr. Shi, hesitated again and again, picked up the teacup and drank the tea in one gulp.

Mr. Shi smiled cheaply, exchanged a glance with the mage, and drank his tea unhurriedly.

As night fell, there was silence inside and outside Renjia Town.

"Master Shi, I have something to tell you!" Fei Bao stood by the table, his face full of anger.

"Sit!" Mr. Shi said angrily, put his nose in front of Fei Bao and sniffed, and said with disgust, "It stinks, it stinks!"

Fei Bao shouted: "Master Shi, you also know that Xiaozhu will be my wife sooner or later."

"Hey, pitiful, pitiful~" Mr. Shi shook his head with a look of pity.

Fei Bao's voice became a little more serious: "If you have unreasonable thoughts about her, you are molesting her wife!"

Mr. Shi chuckled: "This is a tea house. If you look at it, you will be molested, and if you touch it, you will be molested. Then everyone has molested Xiaozhu! If you are capable, marry her home, don't ask her to show her face~"

The mage looked very interesting, the fat man in front of him seemed to be the dead fat man Shi Gongzi said.Shi Gongzi spoke so cheaply that the mage couldn't help wanting to hit him, but the fat man in front of him could hold back and didn't make a move yet.

Fei Bao clenched his fists, "I'm warning you, I won't be polite if you do this again!"

Mr. Shi Shu slapped the table, stood up, pointed at Fei Bao, and cursed: "What the hell are you! You don't take pictures of yourself by pissing. Fatty, chatting with you is for your face, not for your face. , Take back your family’s cemetery!”

"Job, call your boss!"

Seeing that Mr. Shi wanted to call her father over, Xiaozhu hurried over and pleaded in a low voice: "Mr. Shi, forget it..."

The mage threw two small bugs at Fei Bao calmly.

"Oh, it's Xiaozhu, as long as you open your mouth, I'll be happy, I'm happy, jie jie jie jie..."

When Fei Bao and the others turned around, the mage threw a small black bug into the teacup that Fei Bao brought over, winked at Mr. Shi, and said in a low voice, "Don't you want him to die quietly?"

"Fatty, come here," Mr. Shi understood, and hastily patted the table again, "Come here, let's see what this is?"

Mr. Shi pointed to the two little black worms on Fei Bao's body, and suddenly realized: "Oh, I see, this worm escaped from your body, you drink it, or I will ask your father-in-law to drink it! "

Fei Bao glared at Mr. Shi, hesitated again and again, picked up the teacup and drank the tea in one gulp.

Mr. Shi smiled cheaply, exchanged a glance with the mage, and drank his tea unhurriedly.

As night fell, there was silence inside and outside Renjia Town.

Yizhuang

Inside the coffin, Old Master Ren's hands stretched out from the coffin, just about to open the coffin, and then touched the ink fountain line on the coffin.The ink fountain line flashed for a while, and the hands were retracted in an instant as if struck by lightning.

But after a while, Old Master Ren moved again, and saw the coffin lid move up and down, and the golden light from the ink fountain line on the coffin gradually dimmed.Sensing the condition of the ink fountain line, Old Master Ren exerted even more force. His coffin was exposed to the sun during the day, which made him feel the threat of death.

Moreover, he felt that there was something very attractive to him not far away, and a faint voice told himself that as long as he found that thing, his strength would increase greatly.

After midnight, the coffin could no longer restrain Mrs. Ren.

Old Master Ren came out of the coffin, not daring to stay in Yizhuang, and went straight to Renjia Town.

In Yizhuang, there was an aura that made him feel extremely uncomfortable, threatening him like sunlight in daytime.

After leaving Yizhuang, Mrs. Ren grabbed two sheep in the town and sucked the blood, then jumped towards the place that attracted him.

"What the hell is this?" In a corner, the watchman's original drowsiness dissipated in an instant, and he quickly hid in the distance. Seeing the jumping figure gradually go away, he wiped his sweat , carefully stepped forward to check.

"They were all sucked dry!"

The watchman turned over the sheep's body on the ground a few times, yelled, and froze on the spot.

After a long time, the watchman calmed down, and said with a look of horror: "The big thing is wrong, the blood-sucking thing must be an evil thing!"

"Jumping and walking, and sucking blood, this..."

"This is a zombie!"

He suddenly remembered what the older generation in the town had said when he was a child, if a person dies with dead anger and resentment, and the corpse is buried in a place full of yin, the corpse will change.

"Winter Winter Winter"

"Winter Winter Winter"

A series of gongs sounded.

"No, there are zombies!"

"No, there are zombies!"

As the watchman yelled, the lights in the town that had been extinguished were turned on again.

Ren Fu

A few servants came out of the house with sleepy eyes, cursing and swearing, it was the most peaceful time for people to sleep, but at this time they were woken up by the noisy gong, and naturally there was an unknown anger in their hearts.

Then, the complexions on the faces of several people were replaced by horror.

"This..., what is this thing!"

Seeing a black shadow come in from the outside, two servants picked up something from the side and walked towards the black shadow.

The next moment, the exclamation sounded.

Then there was another bang, and the two servants were drained of blood and thrown on the ground.

"Dead!"

"Ah! Dead!"

The few remaining servants screamed and scattered, and after a while Ren Mansion was in chaos.

After sucking two scary bloods, Old Master Ren jumped towards the place that attracted him.

After jumping a few steps, his feet hurt, and there was a crackling sound.

It turned out that there was a circle of glutinous rice sprinkled on the ground, and as soon as Mr. Ren touched the glutinous rice, fires flashed everywhere, as if a few strings of firecrackers were lit under his feet.

Old Master Ren tried several times, but was stopped by the glutinous rice.

At this time, two cock crows were heard, Old Master Ren roared a few times towards the front, turned around and jumped out of the town.

Early next morning

Jing Zhou heard successive knocks on the door from outside the house.

When he opened the door, Ren Fa stood aside with a few servants.

"Xiao Daoist, you are up." Ren Fa took a step forward, and finally there was a smile on his face after a long morning.

There was so much trouble in Ren's mansion last night, he couldn't help waking up, and then saw the extremely familiar face downstairs, it was his father who had been dead for many years.

Immediately, Ren Fa felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave, remembering what the Taoist priest and Uncle Jiu had said, the old man Ren had already turned into a zombie.

After seeing the zombie with his own eyes, Ren Fa lost two of his three souls. He thought he was going to accompany his dead father, but for some reason, the zombie killed them both and left quietly.

Even so, Ren Fa's heart was still hanging in his throat. At dawn, he sent someone to invite Uncle Jiu, and he himself brought someone to Jing Zhou's place.

Jing Zhou frowned, "Isn't it inappropriate for Mr. Ren to disturb people's dreams so early?"

He practiced all night last night, but in this Dharma-ending age, his spiritual energy was exhausted. After one night, his cultivation base did not recover much, but his waist was sore and his legs hurt, which made him very tired.

As soon as Jing Zhou finished speaking, Ren Fa repeatedly apologized, and his figure was extremely low, "It's my fault, I'm bothering the Taoist priest. It just so happens that there is an old ginseng plant in the mansion, and I will ask someone to bring it over to the Taoist priest to nourish his body." .”

Jing Zhou waved his hand, "Forget it, what's the matter with Master Ren coming to my place so early?"

He didn't like the old mountain ginseng. The life-sustaining medicine in the eyes of ordinary people didn't have much effect on his injury.

"If it wasn't something urgent, why would you bother the Taoist leader so early in the morning?" Ren Fa stepped forward and whispered in Jing Zhou's ear, "My late father has become a zombie!"

"Become a zombie?" Jing Zhou doubted, then turned to look at Ren Fa.

It is inevitable for Mrs. Ren to turn into a zombie. Jing Zhou was not at all shocked when he heard this, but when Mrs. Ren came out, shouldn’t he be the first one to bite Ren Fa to death?

After all, isn't the most important thing about a family is to be neat and tidy?

Why is Ren Fa still alive and kicking in front of him?

Should not be!

This plot is a bit messy!

"Daoist, hey, I regret not listening to what you said yesterday. Two servants died at home last night. At this time, people in the mansion are already in panic. So, can the Taoist help?"

Ren Fa paused for a moment, and added: "Don't worry, Taoist chief, he will not ask Taoist Changbai to take action."

At this time, without a Taoist priest by his side, Ren Fa dared not go back to the Ren Mansion. The fear of last night was still haunting him.

Back in Ren's mansion, maybe his dead father would come out from somewhere and bite him.

Ren Fa hasn't lived enough yet, so he doesn't want to be with his father.

He even planned to bring Ren Tingting to Jing Zhou's place or Jiushu's place to live.

"Xiaohong, boil some hot water and make a pot of tea." Jing Zhou turned around and ordered inside.

It is convenient to have a ghost in this house, otherwise it would take half a day just to boil the water.

As for Xiaohong, with a few swishes, the water was ready to boil.

"Master Ren, come in. Speaking of which, this yard is sold thanks to Ren's mansion, otherwise I would not be able to buy a suitable house." Jing Zhou made a gesture of invitation, turned around and walked in, and took it from the house not long after. Bring out a pot of tea and two stacks of pastries.

Ren Fa asked a few servants to wait outside the door, and walked in by himself.

Jing Zhou picked up a piece of pastry and drank tea, took two mouthfuls without haste, and said with a smile: "Master Ren, sit down, you can pour the tea yourself, you're welcome."

Ren found out where he was still in the mood to drink tea, but the road leader in front of him was not in a hurry, and he couldn't rush anymore, so he had to sit down with a sad face.

"Daozhang, my late father became a zombie, so he still wants to kill people?" Ren Fa asked again in a low voice.

Jing Zhou nodded, and calmly said: "Not only will he kill, but he will definitely kill you, and then Ren Tingting."

"what!"

"This!"

Ren Fa shook his hand, and the cup he just picked up fell to the ground in an instant.