Wandering the Immortals and Martial Heavens

Chapter 505 There's a Fart Zombie!

"Daozhang, what should we do?" Ren Fa wanted to slap himself hard at this moment, if his father was burned yesterday, why would there be so much trouble?

Dad, why are you so cruel, I'm your own son!

The son is not alive enough!

"Cold salad!"

"Master Ren, don't you want to eat some? This pastry tastes good, and you can eat it if you can."

Jing Zhou was not in a hurry, he had to wait until his stomach was filled for the big event of the day.

At this time, Ah Jiu ran out from the house, jumped into Jing Zhou's arms, stretched out a fox's paw, and grabbed a piece of pastry like a human being and stuffed it into his mouth.

Ren Fa was so anxious that he was about to burst into tears. Don't be in a hurry, the Taoist priest has already said that his father will definitely kill him!

After eating leisurely for more than half an hour, Jing Zhou got up and walked towards Ren's mansion with Ren Fa.

At this time, the compound of the Ren Mansion was not only full of people from the security team, but also many other people were standing there, even there were several prominent figures in Renjia Town.

After all, the town of Renjia has been peaceful for a long time, and there are no ghosts and ghosts in the town with Jiu Shu in the town. The sudden death made many people panic.Last night, many people heard someone calling zombies, and this morning they saw two people dead in Ren's mansion, and the hearts of the people around them were once again clouded.

Beside the two corpses stood several bearded old men in mandarin jackets with gray hair.

Several people chatted in low voices for a while, and then looked aside at the mighty and windy-walking captain of the security team, Awei, and one of them asked, "Captain Wei, what's the result? Can we find out what weapon killed these two people?" Dead, why is the death so strange?"

Awei covered the corpse with a white cloth, his legs felt weak, his stomach twitched, and he almost vomited out.

"Captain Wei?" The old man with white beard asked again.

Awei tried to calm down, thought for a while, and then paid attention.

Although the two of them didn't know how they died, but Lake Awei's ability to fool people, which was developed from childhood, was not in vain. After pondering for a moment, Mimi smiled and said, "Of course they were shot to death by someone."

As for someone saying that the zombie killed him, Captain Wei doesn't believe it!

Where are the zombies?

Call him out if you have the ability!

Captain Wei smashed the zombie's head with one shot!

This is the set of Taoist deception.

Especially Uncle Jiu, who was full of nonsense.

Not only did he push old man Ren to make a fool of himself when he helped move the grave, but the most hateful thing was that Uncle Jiu came out of his cousin's study yesterday and shook his head and sighed at him, making his uncle dissatisfied with himself.If he asked Captain Wei to catch Uncle Jiu, hehe, he would have to go to prison!

Someone in the crowd asked: "Captain Wei, did the murderer hit the neck with every shot?"

"This..." Awei was stunned for a moment, then thought of a countermeasure, and changed his words: "Well, the murderer must be a master of martial arts, good at using darts! The murderer released two...two nine-piece chain money darts, That's what killed them both!"

"Nine sons serial money darts?" Someone in the crowd whispered.

"That's right, that's it." After finishing speaking, Awei put his hands on his belt, and he was very cheerful, admiring the "Nine Zis Chain Money Dart" that he had come up with.

Seeing that everyone seemed to be shocked by his words, Awei was very proud. After all, not everyone can be as witty as him and can break the strange case in a short time.

Awei walked to Ren Tingting's side quickly, patted her chest, and said proudly: "Cousin, don't be afraid, she's just a little thief. Cousin will protect you! If he dares to come to Ren's mansion again, Hmph, I told him to eat a gun!"

As he spoke, Awei pulled out a pistol from his waist and measured it around.

"Biao...Uncle Biao, I, I am not going to point a gun at you!" A Wei turned around and immediately pointed the gun at Ren Fa's head.

Seeing Ren Fa's frighteningly heavy face, Ah Wei trembled, his face looked as if he had eaten a basket of bitter melon, and he quickly put away the gun.

He only put on this official uniform relying on Ren Fa's relationship, and given Ah Wei's courage, he didn't dare to point a gun at Ren Fa.

At this time Ren Mansion had surrounded by many people on the inner and outer third floors, Ah Wei saw that the situation was not good, he hurriedly took a few steps back and stood in the crowd.

Ren Fa snorted coldly, nodded to the old men beside him, and invited Jing Zhou over from behind, "Master Daoist, these are the two dead servants."

Jing Zhou lifted the white step and took a look. The deceased was bleeding from all seven orifices, with several big holes leaking from his neck, his eyes were wide open, and his face was horrified.

"Captain Wei, this was not killed by a money dart." Jing Zhou chuckled and stood up from the ground.

"Then you said who killed him, I think you are hindering the captain's handling of the case!" Awei glared at Jingzhou viciously, saw Ren Fa glanced at him, and hurriedly covered his mouth again.

If winks could kill, the kid in front of him would have died thousands of times under his Captain Wei's hands!

Jing Zhou said: "Master Ren, tell everyone to leave, it's nothing serious, and you don't need to panic."

"Since the Taoist priest said it's all right, let's all go away." Ren waved his hand, although he was terrified to death, but he forced his composure on his face, comforted the people around him, and dispersed them.

"Master Dao, what should we do with these two corpses?" Ren Fa asked cautiously after seeing that the crowd was almost gone.

"Burn it on fire, otherwise these two corpses will turn into monsters." Jing Zhou said calmly.

"What? No, no, no! What if we burn the corpses!" Awei jumped out from the side, "Uncle Cousin, I think these two corpses should be put in the yamen."

Awei rolled his eyes, and said to Jing Zhou: "Are you guilty of wanting to destroy these two corpses? This captain has long seen that you are not a good person!"

This stinky Taoist priest, he has long been displeased, if his uncle was not present, hmph, his Captain Wei would have someone arrest him now.

"Ah Wei, can't you keep your mouth shut?" Ren Fa said coldly, this bastard is so muddy that he can't support the wall, he didn't wink at all!

"Uncle, I, I..." Awei looked aggrieved.

Why doesn't Uncle Biao understand how wise she is?

"Shut up!" Ren Fa yelled, and Awei calmed down immediately.

Jing Zhou said with a smile: "Master Ren, Captain Wei has to run more errands in the past few days, and he needs to do a lot of trivial things."

Ren Fa glared at Ah Wei, and said in a deep voice, "Did you hear what the Taoist priest said?"

Awei nodded, and said to the attendant at the side: "My words are his words, do you understand?"

"My cousin, I made a mistake just now, what he says is mine, and I listen to him." Seeing Ren Fa's eyes were frighteningly cold, Ah Wei hastily changed his words.

"In that case, what is Captain Wei doing standing there, go and burn these two corpses." Jing Zhou Dandan ordered.

Awei glared at the attendants, and said: "You, you, you, you, didn't you hear what the priest said, quickly lift up these corpses and burn them."

"Captain Wei, and you, let's follow the activities too," Jing Zhou chuckled.

"Oh, I thought the Taoist priest asked them to move around." Awei raised his legs reluctantly, and took a few followers to carry the corpse out.

Jing Zhou got to know Ah Wei's thickness again.

It takes a lot of hard ears to mishear his words!

Seeing Ah Wei taking people out, Jing Zhou said: "Master Ren sent two people to watch over it, lest another moth come out."

This boy Awei, the ability to turn good things into bad things is not inferior to Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng.

Seeing that Jing Zhou said it calmly and didn't take the matter of old master Ren's body transformation to heart at all, Ren Faxin calmed down a little, and turned to give a few words to the servants beside him.

"It stands to reason that Ren Fa deserves to die. Since the old master Ren came out of the coffin, there is no reason to let Ren Fa go." Jing Zhou was confused and walked around Ren's mansion.

"What's wrong with Taoist priest?" Ren Fa followed behind and asked.

"So that's how it is." Jing Zhou picked up some blackened glutinous rice from the ground and asked, "Master Ren, who scattered the glutinous rice?"

Ren Tingting, who was standing behind, said softly: "Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng said that glutinous rice wards off evil spirits, so I asked someone to buy some and sprinkle it around the house."

"Master Ren gave birth to a good daughter." Jing Zhou sighed.

Ren Fa laughed a few times, and said, "Come inside, Taoist priest, let's drink tea and talk."

Although he didn't know what the glutinous rice was for, but looking at the face of the person in front of him, he also knew that the zombie was able to leave last night, it should be because of the glutinous rice.

When the servants served the good tea, Renfa took the teapot in person and offered a cup of tea for Jingzhou, "Master, please."

"Master Ren is polite." Jing Zhou picked up the tea and took a sip, then nodded. The tea is really good.

Ren Fa took a sip of tea and asked, "Master Daoist, what is the use of this glutinous rice?"

Jing Zhou said: "Glutinous rice contains yang energy, which can drive away evil spirits and suppress zombies, so Master Ren was spared last night. However, although this glutinous rice contains yang energy, it is limited in the end. If the evil is too fierce, it cannot be suppressed. "

Ren Fachang took a deep breath, and a chill ran down his back.

After taking a sip of tea to calm his mind, Ren Fa couldn't help asking: "I don't know how the chief plans to deal with... that zombie first?"

Ren Faxin felt uneasy for a day when the zombie that the old man Ren turned into remained alive.

Ren Tingting was sitting on the side. It was daylight now, but she was not so scared anymore, she stared curiously at the fox in Jing Zhou's arms.This fox had yellow fur mixed with it a few days ago, but now it gradually turned white.

Jing Zhou said with a smile: "No hurry, Master Ren, don't worry, we will discuss it together when my senior brother comes."

After drinking tea for a while, Jing Zhou asked about last night's situation. Uncle Jiu, with Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, followed Ren's servants and came in from the outside.

"Uncle Jiu, sit down!" Ren Fa stood up, and he didn't dare to underestimate Uncle Jiu at this moment.

Uncle Jiu nodded and sat down, looking at Jing Zhou, "Junior Brother, what's the situation?"

Jing Zhou said: "I have already sucked the blood of two people, but it has not yet become a climate, I am afraid of glutinous rice and cock crowing."

At this time, the old master Ren hadn't sucked Ren Fa's blood, and his strength was much weaker. Although he was stiff, he wasn't too threatening.

"I didn't expect Mrs. Ren to turn into a dead body so quickly, but he didn't get the blood of his relatives, so he will definitely not be reconciled, and he will come again tonight." Uncle Jiu felt guilty, although Ren Fa did it himself. death, but in the end it has something to do with him.

"What should Uncle Jiu do?" Ren Fa couldn't help shivering.

"Master Ren, don't worry," Uncle Jiu had just said, and Wen Cai interjected: "Yes, as long as he dares to come, we will definitely kill him!"

Uncle Jiu glared at Wen Cai: "Master, what are you talking about!"

In the morning, people from Ren's mansion went to Yizhuang to knock on the door, and Uncle Jiu suddenly felt restless.

When I came to the room where the coffin of old man Ren was placed, sure enough, old man Ren came out of the coffin.

Uncle Jiu checked Master Ren's coffin, only to find that there was no ink fountain on the wood at the bottom of the coffin, and he didn't know that his two apprentices had caused trouble again.

If it wasn't for the people from Ren's mansion who were in a hurry, he would have given Wen Cai fried pork with bamboo shoots on the spot!

As the sun sets, a crescent moon quietly hangs over the southwest.

The Ren family was quiet and silent.Different from the bustle of the past, the street was pitch-black, and there were almost no people there. Even the lively places such as the night market, Xiyang Street, and Yihong Courtyard had already turned off the lights at this time.

Ren Fu

The entire courtyard was empty, and the servants were temporarily dismissed by Ren Fa.

A deck chair lay across the middle of the courtyard, and Jing Zhou was lying on it with a jug of wine.

Awei came in from the outside with a dozen people, sweating profusely.

"Captain Wei, what's the matter?" Jing Zhou chuckled.

"Dao... Daoist, all, the door is closed", Ah Wei gasped for a few breaths, seeing the little Daoist smiling at him again, suddenly a cold air gushed up from the soles of his feet.

The person in front of him has a dark heart!

It's fine to arrange work for him during the day, even at night.

He, Captain Awei, has never been idle for a whole day!

Jing Zhou narrowed his eyes, and said with a smile: "Captain Wei, there is one more thing. If you are able, you have to work harder, and you have to move around."

"Daoist, I, I, can I take a break first..." Ah Wei wanted to shout now, Daoist, you overestimated me!

Those who can do more work!

He just wants to have a good meal now, and then fall asleep.

"Hey, I also know that Captain Wei has worked hard, but this zombie is coming, and there is no delay."

"The more Captain Wei rests, the more dangerous Master Ren will be. I don't think Captain Wei wants to put Master Ren in danger, right? Captain Wei led people to sprinkle the glutinous rice around Ren's mansion, especially the doors and windows, etc. Be extra careful and sprinkle more."

Jing Zhou lowered his head and stroked Ah Jiu, ignoring Ah Wei's face that was about to shed tears, and added: "Master Ren is watching inside, Captain Wei must be extra careful when doing things, this glutinous rice must be sprinkled carefully, step by step Two, can only be more, not less!"

This kid dares to say that he looks wretched without conscience, who can bear it?

If you don't beat him up on the spot, you are considered a good tempered man!

Awei howled sadly a few times, and led a group of people back to work, scolding the Taoist eight hundred times in his heart.

Zombie, there's a fart zombie!

Awei felt that this was clearly a trick played by Uncle Nine and that stinky Taoist priest!

Hmph, if the zombies don't come tonight, he will have to arrest this group of people the next day.Besides, even if there are zombies, the group of them are afraid of zombies with guns.If there are zombies, he, Captain Awei, can sieve the zombies!

The more Awei thinks about it, the more unhappy he becomes, this stinky Taoist priest, I want you to look good tomorrow!

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