Unparalleled Immortal Physician

"How to try?"

The onlookers opened their eyes wide, wanting to see such a novel scene.

"In this way," Zhang Fan stretched two fingers apart and pressed on the two acupoints on his lower abdomen, namely, the air point and the water channel, "please, director, click on his air point and the water channel at the same time."

Director Gou, as an old Chinese doctor, is very familiar with the acupoints all over the body. Therefore, following Zhang Fan's example, he stretched two fingers apart and precisely tapped on the two acupoints.

"How does it feel?" Zhang Fan asked.

"No, don't you feel anything?"

Zhang Fan clicked his tongue, "It must be not strong enough."

"Not strong enough?"

"Yes, you follow me, so—"

Zhang Fan stretched his fingers apart and pressed a little on his two acupoints.

At this time, everyone stretched their necks at the door, waiting for a miracle to appear, and they all wanted to see what would happen after the acupoints were tapped.

And Director Gou turned his back to the door, taking pictures of cats and tigers, and he also pointed his fork hard!

Still no response!

"Director," Zhang Fan encouraged, "Just work harder!"

"Hi!" Director Gou bit his lower lip, raised his hand high, and slammed down on his abdomen!

At this point, I exerted too much force, my fingers sprained, and I couldn't help screaming: "Oh, my hand is broken!"

Covering his right hand with his left hand, he bent over and frowned in pain.

However, the body still did not respond.

Director Gou looked at Zhang Fan suspiciously, and then looked around at the people around him, thinking: Does Zhang Fan mean to make me look ugly?

As a department head at my age, I have already been photographed by the family members of onlookers watching my belly with my fingers. If it spreads on the Internet, won’t I become an Internet celebrity?

"Zhang Fan, I've been fooled by you!" Director Gou pointed at Zhang Fan and said, "You're working together with Shi Nu, deliberately playing tricks on the leader! You are a trainee, do you want to become a regular?"

Zhang Fan said pitifully: "Director, I treated you precisely because I wanted to become a regular worker!"

Director Gou wanted to scold again, but suddenly, he felt his stomach swell.

A piercing pain came from the gut.

His eyes widened and his body stood still.

In the silence of the audience, only "cheep—boom, boom, boom"

A series of continuous sounds, crisp and long, with strong rhythm and high frequency.

It's like a siren beeping for a long time, and it's like a crane chirping for nine days, the momentum is quite magnificent!

The old saying goes well: Loud farts don’t stink, stinky farts don’t sound loud, serial farts stink and sound!

In an instant, a very smelly and foul smell rushed out from her crotch, broke through the restraint of the pants, and spread out in an instant!

The onlookers retreated with a bang, scattered away like the center of an explosion!

The door behind Director Gou is the hardest-hit area!

Director Gou turned his back to the door, the fart gas was originally directed at the door, but to make matters worse, the onlookers at the door embraced each other, and when the stench hit, most of them couldn't dodge in time, and when they retreated one after another, they formed a stampede .

Several people fell backwards and fell to the ground, and the whole crowd was completely enveloped in fart gas!

"Fuck me-"

Director Gou was extremely ashamed and angry, and the national curse blurted out!

But before "your mother" spit it out, fart strikes again!

No, no, you must hold back this time.

Director Gou secretly warned himself.She was extremely stoic, exerting force on her crotch, tightening her sphincter, trying to hold back, not wanting to make a fool of herself by making a second sound.

Seeing her dumbfounded, Zhang Fan said seriously: "Let it go, let it go, you will be complete, let it go, let it go, you will be cured! The bad breath has been stagnant in the meridians for a long time, and today's one-time ammonia discharge exceeds the standard. It's a good opportunity to eradicate this disease. Don't control it." , relax, open your mouth!"

Director Gou was dizzy from holding back, and his mind seemed to be half asleep. Zhang Fan narrated from the side, like hypnosis, Director Gou lost his self-consciousness in an instant, and opened his mouth subconsciously.

"Look up at the sky!"

Zhang Fan encouraged softly!

Director Gou raised his fat neck and looked at the ceiling.

"The diaphragm tightens—"

Director Gou's stomach shrank.

just listen to "oh-"

Loud!

A gigantic hiccup came out of my mouth!

The mist was like the wind and the tide, and a few cobwebs flew down from the ceiling!

"Go! It's coming!"

"Hold your farts into hiccups, weird!"

Everyone was talking.

After this stinky belch came out, Director Gou felt relaxed all over, without any anger!

Even the eyes are not as fierce as before, but with the kindness and tenderness of an old woman!

"I..." Director Gou suddenly felt that the world around him was completely new, with a friendly atmosphere, and it was no longer like before, seeing everyone hated as if he had seen a ghost!

What a wonderful feeling!

"Xiao Zhang, you..." Director Gou showed surprise and admiration in his eyes.

"Director Gou, this is the case. After your spleen and stomach meridians are short-circuited, stagnant qi accumulates in the abdomen, and the internal pressure of the whole body increases. The skin of the human armpit is the thinnest, so stagnant qi often protrudes out of the body here, forming a bulge. , just like a hernia in the small intestine.”

"Oh!"

"Then, I'll tell you to tap the two acupoints fiercely to stimulate the meridians and expel the stagnant Qi in the body through the intestinal tract, and then a series of farts occurred. And because the farts are unprecedentedly strong, while the farts are being discharged, the two meridians of the spleen and stomach are also opened up. In the future, your meridians will be normal, and you will no longer have stagnant qi gathering in your abdomen."

"Ah."

"Although the discharge process is somewhat indecent, it is a process of healing, and it cannot be considered ugly or beautiful. Just think about it, compared to the bloody surgery, what is farting? Please think about it, the director."

"Too!"

"Now, it's all over. From now on, you'll be at peace, and you won't be irritable anymore."

After listening to Director Gou, he stood there for a long time, like waking up from a big dream, and murmured: "In the past few years, I have always been angry for some reason. .It was only cured by Dr. Zhang today, thank you very much."

Zhang Fan shook his head, waved his hands, and snorted, "Thank you, there's no need. But don't misunderstand me and think that I'm stalking you in order to become a regular."

All the medical staff present looked cheerful, and cast grateful glances at Zhang Fan:

Over the past few years, the director has been fierce and scolded the staff in Corey. Everyone has had enough of her anger!

Now after a fart, the smoke disappears, and the colleagues who have gone through the vicissitudes of life are still there, and the grudges are wiped out with a smile after the fart.

It's really fortunate that the immediate boss is not domineering, which is the blessing of the servant.

"high!"

Someone shouted.

"Wow"

Everyone followed the shout and applauded together.

"This new doctor is amazing."

"Full coverage! Pediatrics is on fire."

"At such a young age, he has such incomparable medical skills that he can be the dean in the future!"

People were full of admiration.

Where there is admiration, there is jealousy.

These people's praise made the two male doctors angry: a little intern, boasting like this?Where do we put our veteran qualifications?

The male doctor who had been sitting in the corner stood up abruptly.

"What's the big deal?" He walked up to Zhang Fan, shook his fist provocatively, and said, "What's the point of getting a fart from acupuncture points? If I punch you, you'll fart too! Believe it or not?"

"Put it on the side! Prostate plus diabetes, people who never dry their underwear, want to dance and beat people?"

Zhang Fan frowned and said contemptuously.