Unparalleled Immortal Physician

As he said that, he glanced at Shen Rubing, as if she stole the man and was caught on the bed by his wife.

The corner of Shen Rubing's mouth twitched, and said: "What's wrong with talking about love? Hmph, this is also a kind of privilege. If you are too fat, you can't talk about it if you want to talk about it!"

Director Gou laughed: "Anyway, after all, I caught the tail of youth and managed to catch a man. It's a lucky thing. Otherwise, I would be depressed all day long by being pointed at the back and scolding the leftover woman." Crazy. You say, don't you?"

She asked the two male doctors.

"Of course, of course, solving the marriage problem of older women is definitely a good deed, a good deed." The two male doctors echoed with obscene expressions.

"Leftover women are much better than rotten women." Shen Rubing raised her voice, "Isn't it a waste of effort to compete for the night shift after a lot of age? There are plenty of young female nurses, which one is not better than old women. Even if male doctors are not human, they are A mule is a horse, and it won't go to a fat pig!"

Zhang Fan almost stuck out his tongue, and secretly said in surprise: Shen Rubing is a female doctor who grew up in the pile of books, I didn't expect wow, when she scolded people, she was not inferior.

Director Gou is the kind of master who doesn’t have enough rations at home and often has to eat wild food outside. A few years ago, he cheated on many male doctors in the hospital, but these two years are too fat and too old. The land is flabbergasted.

However, as the head of the department, everyone in his subordinates was afraid of her, so of course no one dared to discuss it.But Shen Rubing actually broke the words directly.

The scar on the face of Director Gou was uncovered, he jumped up and shouted: "Little Thirty, hooked up with a 20-year-old boy with a fair face, Gu Bi ignored you!"

This sentence was full of filth, Shen Rubing's face flushed with anger, and she was speechless for a while.

When Zhang Fan heard "Little Boyfriend", he immediately became unhappy: Isn't this fucking scolding me?

"Gou," Zhang Fan paused intentionally to emphasize the homonym effect, and said, "Director, do you think I'm a jerk?"

Seeing that Zhang Fan was involved, Shen Rubing was worried that he would offend the director and affect the signing of the labor contract, so she deliberately scolded Zhang Fan: "Get out! It's none of your business here! I have a dime relationship with you?"

Of course Zhang Fan understood Shen Rubing's kindness, even though he was scolded, he felt grateful in his heart.

Like most hospital doctors' offices, the pediatric department's doors are wide open.

The quarrel between the two had already alarmed the entire ward: medical staff, cleaners, patients and their family members gathered around the door, three floors inside and three floors outside, and nothing could get through.

The ward was originally a very boring place that needed stimulation. This scolding battle undoubtedly gave the whole ward a shot of stimulant, and the corridor was filled with a festive and festive atmosphere.

The family members of the patients rushed to tell each other, and more and more people gathered, and many people held up their mobile phones to take pictures like a forest of arms.

There are so many people, absolutely cannot admit cowardice!

Shen Ru froze for a few seconds, took a rest, and went back to the past again:

"How much rations do you lack in your family? Can't you spend some money to call a duck, and you have to find a man on the night shift to save money? If you catch the patient's family at night, the hospital fee will be reduced or exempted the next day! It's you!"

Director Gou was completely enraged, pointing at Shen Rubing and yelling: "What's wrong with pouting? I'm afraid you don't know how to pout! The emperor's new clothes, you don't know how many people say behind your back that you don't have that thing!"

Zhang Fan almost wanted to applaud!

These female intellectuals scolded the street very vividly: it's so wonderful, with golden sentences again and again, witty words, and a combination of knowledge and entertainment, its filth is commendable and lamentable!

The intensity of the battle was unexpected, and the onlookers were extremely excited. Several people have already started live streaming in the WeChat group!

Director Gou saw that he had gained the upper hand, and his prestige became even more majestic. He put his hands on his hips and said, "If you don't have that kind of skill, you can just tuck your tail and be a second wife. You have to grab a pretty face to show that you are a woman! Hmph, paper can't wrap it Huo, no matter what you promise to the little boy, he won't want you in the end!"

When Zhang Fan heard this, the fucking face was getting bigger and bigger. Is it okay if I don't fight back?

"Gou, Director, you are really sick!"

Zhang Fan stood up, walked in front of the fat director, and said loudly.

"You're sick! How can you be with a stone girl if you're not sick?" Director Gou retorted.

Zhang Fan smiled slightly, and his voice suddenly became gentle: "Director Gou, you are really sick! I'm not calling you sick, I mean your body is sick!"

"I have a disease?" Director Gou pointed at his fat face, not believing it at all.

She is a master who is afraid of death. She has a physical examination twice a year. Except for a little high blood fat, everything else is normal.

"Yes, and it's a very serious illness. If you don't get a diagnosis and treatment, you will die."

Director Gou's face turned gloomy, and he asked in a weak voice, "You, how can you convince me that your words are not nonsense?"

"Okay, you lift your left arm and feel it, is there a small swelling under the arm?"

Director Gou not only did not raise his arm, but pinched it, and asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

"Hehe, and, I also know that this little swelling is small at night and big during the day! It gets bigger when you are angry, and it gets bigger after you eat too much! Isn't it?" Zhang Fan asked with a smile, looking directly at Director Gou.

In front of so many people, being pointed out in person as a small swelling under the armpit that can change, as a dignified director, of course, she couldn't hold back her face, so she said bluntly: "So what? It's not a disease! "

"Hehe, Director, it's not a disease, what else is a disease in the world? It's a serious disease, and to a certain extent it's a terminal disease!"

"Ah!" The onlookers couldn't help screaming.

It was the first time people heard that a small airbag under the armpit turned out to be a serious illness, a terminal illness!

No matter how strong Director Gou was, he couldn't hold it anymore, and asked in panic, "Tell me!"

"Because you are usually irritable, and you eat too much, the internal pressure in your body remains high. When you get angry, stomach qi and temper, under the action of internal pressure, break through the shackles of their respective meridians, and between the two meridians A new pathway has been opened, in physics, this is called a short circuit!"

"Short circuit?"

"Yes. Originally, the Stomach Meridian and the Spleen Meridian were connected together, but now, the two—"

Zhang Fan made a butt gesture.

"So what if it's short-circuited? This is called unblocking the meridians." Director Gou firmly supported his face.

"No, no." Zhang Fan shook his head, "Where there is a short circuit, there is a place where the qi cannot reach. Over time, the meridians that are not ventilated will be necrotic, and then the whole body will be paralyzed. father."

Director Gou was so frightened that his hands and feet became cold, but he did not admit defeat: "Don't scare me here! I am a veteran Chinese medicine doctor, and I have seen more patients than you! I don't believe you at all."

"If you don't believe me, I can't do anything about it, but I can't just watch you running around the death line every day, so you'd better try to verify what I just said, and then treat it as soon as possible."