why come to earth

Shuai Biao succeeded in urinating and escape, but he can't leave without getting the money. Ten soft sister coins are also money. He is absolutely a money fan, and he is also a fairy king-level money fan in terms of rank.

The old pedant said in a dark voice: "Young Taoist friend, do you feel confused when you hear it?"

Shuaibiao took a few mouthfuls of the Huazi pencil in his mouth, and said solemnly: "Give me some time, Pindao will seriously solve it."

Grandpa Wang said with a smile on his face: "Children can be taught. If you don't win the lottery, there will be no fun. The big dog will give you money to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow. Remember to watch the Science Channel more. You can't even open the teapot lid if you don't know anything. There are countless smart objects in the world. "

Baozigou ran out of the house with ten yuan in its mouth, squatted in the yard like a wolf staring at the door, and Shuaibiao was the prey.

There was a bit of arrogance and a bit of contempt in the dog's eyes.

Shuai Biao didn't dare to be careless at this time, after accumulating energy in his whole body for a while, he stepped on the ground with one foot and leaped to the ground, and the moment his toes left the ground, he concentrated all his strength on his right palm, turned his palm into a claw, and grabbed the big dog's mouth. The force goes deep into the dog's neck to pluck the dog's hair.

The moment the two-meter-long yellow dog touched the beard with the handsome steel claw, his hind legs moved half a step sideways to the opponent's right side, and at the same time the dog's head was raised to avoid the steel claw. In an instant, the dog's head was lowered, the dog's back was slightly arched, and its hind legs exerted strength. The big dog's head went straight to the opponent's crotch.

The head of the eunuch department made a move of "Black Dog Drilling the Crotch". If Shuai Biao couldn't avoid it, he would explode and become a smaller eunuch. At the slightest, he would be lifted up by the force of the uplift, and he would be seriously injured if he landed.

In the blink of an eye, Shuai Biao stepped back with his left leg and retracted his abdomen to avoid it, and his right knee hit the dog's head.

oooooooo!

The big yellow dog is not an idle person, and the moment the dog's fur touches the knee, it borrows force upwards, and throws it sideways in a spiral of more than [-] degrees in Shuai Biao's arms. Opposite front door and chest.

Great!

Shuai Biao's door was wide open and he was unable to return to the defense. He vomited and pressed down on the "King Kong Iron Bridge" to forcibly escape the fatal blow.

One person and one dog, people come and go, strange tricks come out one after another, the strong wind blows into the courtyard and the fallen leaves are flying, fighting for half an hour regardless of victory or defeat.

Suddenly, the bills in Dagou's mouth blurted out like poker darts and flew towards Shuaibiao's throat.

The big dog used offense as defense and "followed what he liked", and his strange move failed to kill the enemy, so he "abandoned the soldiers to protect the commander" turned and ran for his life.

Hahaha!

Shuai Biao was proud of himself, after playing the game for two years, every time he saw the big dog's contemptuous eyes, this time he despised it back.

He retracted his claws and clamped Qian Dart between his two fingers, and stood upright, ready to pose for a handsome shot.

Well!

The big dog's tail whistled and hit Shuaibiao on the head, sending him flying half a mile away.

Grandpa Cai said: "The dog's tail turns back to the whip."

"People are not as good as dogs!" Grandpa Cai went back to the house with the big yellow dog with a look of contempt.

His head was buzzing, and stars were shining in front of his eyes.

Shuai Biao suddenly realized: "I want money but not life, and Fox Dog wants life but not money."

The city dog ​​not only has deep routines, but also uses "follow what he likes", "abandon the car to protect the handsome", "attack him when he is unprepared". I.

In the afternoon, Shuaibiao was still buzzing, but when he arrived at the only "Douxian" Internet cafe in the town, he was fine, full of energy, is it evil?

Internet cafes are the kingdom of dreams in the hearts of students and wretched uncles, and it is not a problem to achieve the dream of being a hero here.

The second floor has an area of ​​[-] square meters, high-end decoration and good environment, extremely high-speed fiber optic home, high computer hardware configuration, suitable for playing various games and watching movies, business is very good.

The net worms drove away the buzzing worms, Shuai Biao looked at the cashier lady a few more times as usual, and with a silly smile, he got the card and went up to the second floor.

"National scolding, jungler, gangster, kill, fool, get out, bastard", the shouts were thunderous and Shuai Biao was used to it.

Sit at the old position by the window, turn on the machine and enter cq to wear the live wire.

The theme song is very high-spirited and bloody.

Swipe the mouse on your hand and quickly enter the pyramid room in the Northeast Region to start the game.

As soon as I went out, a "flash bomb" flew towards me, and there was a vast expanse of whiteness.

Someone from the police protested: "Damn the gangster, why didn't the owner set a ban on flashing and smoking? Your eyes are precious!"

"Tud chug", ak47 bullets swept across, ga!Fuck this gossip.

At this time, Shuai Biao screamed strangely, like a big crab swaying side to side, and the m4 black dragon fired three bursts, even if he didn't get a headshot, he could still take the head.

Sadly, I was killed many times by high-explosive mines that seemed to be able to guide.

Not afraid of death, aggressively charged, sometimes killing a few Yin people, enjoying it leisurely.

The yellow-haired monster in the Internet cafe shouted: "Your uncle is so wild, don't take his head."

The louder the online games are, the more scumbags are likely to be abused the most, and Brother Biao is also that kind of virtuous.

I didn't hear Shuai Biao's ghost screaming today. It must be a touch, and he used his combat power to abuse the enemy.

"Out of cigarettes, give me one?" the yellow-haired monster asked the blue-haired monster beside him.

The blue-haired monster didn't have any cigarettes, so he went out to buy cigarettes and saw Shuaibiao.

Lan Mao came back and said, "Boss, Shuai Biao is playing games there!"

The boss, the yellow-haired monster, pondered for a while, and chattered: "Our brothers are well-known in Wanxian Town. They call us hooligans and street scumbags, but they don't call us hooligans. We didn't do anything to hurt the director. We just like to fight and pretend to be big." Tail wolf."

The two brothers have also practiced boxing hard for several years. They have never lost a fight with the gangsters around them.

Huang Mao said: "My family runs a supermarket, yours runs a restaurant, and both parents have money. You don't need to work hard for something, but if you don't work hard, you won't have a chance if you miss it. Why is it so difficult to make up your mind?"

"Boss, what do you mean by praising me so much?" the blue-haired monster asked with a dazed face, looking at the boss who was full of knowledge and spitting, and his heart was extremely entangled and his expression was painful.

The yellow hair is still struggling, and it is more tiring and difficult than choosing a beautiful woman without sincerity.

Lan Mao: "Is the boss going to become a monk and repent, or do he want to become a big ticket? Is that what he wants in his head?"

With a cigarette in his mouth, Huang Mao's eyes were dull and silent, and his mind was turning to plan: "I have never met such a person who is so unreliable and taller than a master. I was so scared to pee from that punch. I have no face for this matter." Lan Mao said."

Finally decided to take a big gamble, and if he lost, he would admit that he would be a grandson for the rest of his life.

Lan Mao was worried about picking up the phone and observing the boss for another minute. If he called 1 earlier for emergency treatment, he should not need to use a wheelchair.

"Do it, do it, you have to do it, the second one will go home and get it, and I will go home and get it too, and then you can go find me." The yellow-haired monster said decisively.

Lan Mao's heart trembled: "This time the wheelchair is seated, and God bless you to be cut a few times. If the boss speaks, then do it."

Huang Mao gritted his teeth and trembled all over, swearing to death, he pulled his second child out of the Internet cafe one by one without seeing Shuai Biao.

Huang Mao waited for half an hour, and the second child came in a mighty and domineering manner, holding a cloth-wrapped machete in his right hand and a cloth-wrapped kitchen knife in his left.

Huang Mao looked at Brother Guoming, trotted forward and said, "Feihong, where shall we rescue Thirteenth Aunt?"

Lan Mao: "Get lost!"

Huang Mao with rosy eye circles hugged his second younger brother and said with emotion: "Brother has a brother like you in this life, it's not worth working in vain."

The boss hurriedly explained and apologized. He was too excited in the Internet cafe and forgot to say what he was going to do. The plan was one way or another.

When Lan Mao understood it, he was happy: "I don't need to use a wheelchair anymore!"

The old avenue who owes a lot of money: "The equipment for eating chicken is really good, let's send it home!"

Lan Mao was silent and tearful: "When I met the Northeast f2.5 boss who was cheating, I surrendered."

Huang Mao began to show off his backpack equipment: "All kinds of beverages, drinks, snacks, cooked food in bags..."

Lan Mao went home to fetch five roasted chickens, five catties of sauced beef, and five catties of grilled lamb chops.

A white Santana drove to the Internet cafe with supplies.

The battle in the Internet cafe continued, and teammates were killed and reborn one after another, but no one was afraid of death.

Go, go!

Mailey yelled non-stop.

There are seven people in the bandit camp:

"If you love to fight, you will be knifed"

"Merry for thousands of years"

"Don't shake when you pee"

"Thousands of degrees in the dream"

"Everyone next door is named Li"

"Alpine Gunner"

"Arrogance without hanging up"

It has been 3 minutes since the war started, and the bandits have gradually figured out the strength of the police team members, and their own team has adopted a team-based combat tactic.

Two people form a team, the one with the highest headshot rate is the main attacker and defender in the front to kill the opponent, and the secondary attacker and defender is behind to cover up and fill up the gun.

Each group pays close attention to the mini-map and the headset reports points.

If a team is killed, other teams will throw mines and bomb them.

Fighting according to the rules of warfare, the results were achieved immediately, suppressing the breakthrough of the opponent's main force, and harvesting a large number of kills.

Bandit team members are proficient in techniques, crab steps, ghost jumps, high jumps, pressure guns, headshot skills, reaction speed, teamwork spirit, and comprehensive abilities are several times higher than their opponents.

The more they fight, the more they cooperate with each other, their personal skills are on par, and heroes cherish heroes.

"Alpine Little Gun King" proposed to add friends to each other and form a special team.

It is estimated that competitive colleges and universities will spring up like bamboo shoots after rain in a few years, and they can become golden collars and glorify their ancestors by playing guns competitively.

Several people hit it off and the "Guangzong Special Forces" was established.

"Alpine Little Gun King" served as the team leader, and left everyone's cell phone numbers, planning to meet before the year.

Who would have expected that this team, a joke, turned into motivation, into belief, and after a few years, they really fulfilled their vows to honor their ancestors.

oooooooo!

The atmosphere of the Internet cafe is good. If you can't kill the players in the game, it's not a problem to call a few game players to death.

All kinds of game players are burning with enthusiasm, excited, roaring, cursing, and regretting, giving ordinary life a spiritual sustenance.

The romantic and suave Chef Liu arrived, wearing a white short-sleeved checkered shirt and cropped jeans.

The black Adidas white shoes are all black.

Chef Liu turned his head to admire the beautiful woman, and the toe was bruised and numb when the old man stepped on him, and the shoes were just like that.

Leverage Smecta!

Patting the shoulder of Li Gui, the fish boss who was drooling and staring at the screen watching Crayon Shin-chan, said: "Boss Li's animation is very exciting?"

Bang!

Boss Li shuddered, and the frightened ad calcium milk fell to the ground, turned around and said in surprise: "Hehehe, chef master Smecta, I don't understand the following sentences, what do you mean by giving me some pointers?"

Shuai Biao saw that Chef Liu was busy discussing foreign languages ​​with his friends, the two of them were not ashamed to ask questions, and fortunately they couldn't disturb others, so naturally they ignored them.

The whining of the exhaust fan gradually sucked away the smoke in the Internet cafe, and the electronic wall clock on the wall announced the time of eighteen o'clock.

The sound of "click, click" high-heeled shoes startled several uncles and elementary school students, "Is it my mother? Or is it a daughter-in-law who is looking for someone?"