why come to earth

Sister Xian called in advance and is now at the Internet cafe.

The faint fragrance of Chanel No. [-] perfume came, long hair shawl, no makeup, a brown-yellow line showing small purple rose flowers, a long suspender dress with a golden lace skirt, wrapped around a delicate body, slender legs, yellow shoes, It is the Nine Heavens Xuannv flying to the golden glow.

The God of Cooking squinted at Shuaibiao, implying that he was the one who took the blame.

Brother Biao gave him a contemptuous look: "I asked for instructions in advance, otherwise you won't be able to get out of the gate."

Sister Xian dotingly pulled Shuai Biao and said, "Go home and make your favorite old-fashioned pineapple meat and braised carp, and then go to the city to watch a movie."

Shuai Biao's heart is as warm as the spring breeze in the arms of a loving mother, and his small mouth sweetly replied: "Sister, you two go to romance! I haven't played games for a long time, I want to play more."

Shuai Biao misunderstood the big 250-degree light bulb, chef boss Liu was narrow-minded, and he was not happy to add more salt to the dishes, that trick is not easy to break.

Watching the two of them drive away from the child felt dejected.

Boss Biao said to himself: "I'm on vacation, so I'll go to my parents' place for a few days. I miss them. It doesn't matter if it's not my own. It feels good to be loved by someone."

The nose is sore, the eyes are moist, blood is thicker than water, how can the blood relationship be broken?

The stars are dotted and twinkling, the silver moon is all over the city, and a meteor pierces the sky.

Shuai Biao, who was playing a game, felt waves flashing in his heart, the depths of his brows seemed to melt into thousands of stars, and his dantian throbbed.

People are iron and rice is steel, Shuaibiao is tired from playing games and ready to order takeaway.

At the stairway, the second monster, Huang Lan, trotted forward with two large convenient bags, put the things on the table and said in unison: "Brother Biao, the younger brother will treat the elder brother to eat chicken today, and the second brother will quickly take out the hot chicken, beef and mutton. "

The yellow-haired monster graciously opened a can of Red Bull and offered it with both hands.

"polite!"

Shuai Biao took the drink, looked at the table full of food and said thank you.

"This is what my younger brother should do. Brother Biao, use it slowly, and we will take you home later."

The yellow-haired monster is really talented, and if he is low-key, he will really be low-key.

Several people in the Internet cafe were yelling and cursing, and Huang Mao yelled: "My boss Shuai Biao is not allowed to yell while eating, the boss choked and I Huang Mao hacked you to death!"

The Internet cafe is quiet, no one wants to ask for trouble, even if they don't cut people and choke them, they will feel sorry, right?

After eating and drinking enough to continue playing, the yellow orchid hair whined and the keyboard crackled.

Brother is a man with a younger brother, who leads by example and continues to fight quietly.

In the game, the player is unpacking, and the explosive pack counts down: "5, 4, 3, 2..."

"boom!"

A column of lightning illuminated half of the sky and shot into the Internet cafe through the window. The sound of thunder made people's ears buzz, and the doors and windows shook.

Shuai Biao sat at the window and witnessed this spectacle.

"Arrogance, did your computer explode over there?"

Immediately, a teammate asked suspiciously in the headset.

Everyone ran to the window and looked towards the southwest of the town, Kun, said in a hurry: "Which Taoist friend is going through the catastrophe, has become a fairy, or has been blasted into scum by the thunder, please tell me?"

Shuai Biao listened to everyone's discussion.

The weather forecast said there would be no thunderstorms today. The location of the thunder is probably at Yingxiantai, five miles southwest of his home. Shuai Biao has climbed Mount Xiantai and even took pictures.

The people on the Internet lost their mood all of a sudden, and half of them went home to check their mobile phones to see if the Science Channel news would report this matter, and everyone went back home.

The two newly recruited younger brothers respectfully sent the boss Shuai Biao home.

The bored brother Biao was lying on the bed eating beef and mutton, thinking about the Tianlei incident in Yingxiantai, a news broadcast on TV caught his attention.

Emperor Hua Kingdom announced the establishment of the "Fengshen Bureau" and will declassify some important files to the public. If there are similar or unexpected incidents, don't panic, stay at home and there will be government protection and so on.

Liu Jianfei, the first director of the bureau, presided over the meeting in a green shirt and Hanfu: "The Fengshen Bureau is responsible for protecting citizens' lives and property, safeguarding citizens' legitimate interests, and defending the country, the world, and the universe.

By uniting religions, sects, and all forces that can be united, all countries in the world can also cooperate with each other and make contributions to the development of the earth as their own responsibility. "

After watching the TV, Shuai Biao dozed off with a small wooden seal on his face.

"Bang Dang" came from the front door, which shocked him out of sleepiness.

The thunder and tinkling was not worrying, Shuai Biao had no choice but to go out and have a look.

It was creepy most of the night.

He stepped out of the fenced yard and walked a few steps onto the road.

A man in a tattered green shirt just fell to the ground holding the light pole. The light bulb was not blown and the light was on. Shuai Biao understood what happened.

The wavy, long-haired beauty drank too much and knocked down the light pole, which fell and hit people.

What a coincidence, the eldest sister is so lucky that it happens once in a hundred years, no, it's really unlucky.

Once in a hundred years, few people knock down iron light poles, which feels a bit unscientific.

Shuaibiao exhausted all his strength to pull him out from under the light pole.

The elder sister's face was white and black, probably because the light pole leaked electricity and got electrocuted?

Brother Biao took a closer look: "Oh my god", he even split his beard! "

I felt my pulse and there was no pulse, my breath was gone but smoke came out of my mouth, my body was hot and the air hadn't cooled down completely, and when 120 arrived, I was completely dead.

Shuai Biao is a non-staff student of Bai Yizi, an old Chinese doctor. He decided to practice from this moment on, using the long-haired ladyboy to practice his hands and courage. Whether he can be brought back to life is like flipping a coin. The probability of standing is zero, and the probability of falling is [-]%. one hundred.

Regardless of whether it was struck by lightning or an electric shock, it is related to electricity. It is inappropriate to be called Thunderbolt Beibei, and the code name is "Brother Thunderbolt".

Take photos in front of the alley and keep the images of the crime scene. Even if you have evidence in hand when you encounter Pengci, you can at least have some money left to buy pants.

Shuai Biao knew that when the rescuer couldn't bear or hug, he could use a sheet to cover his body, and he didn't have to drag Brother Perak into the house with much effort.

Turn on the mobile phone and record the on-site first aid video.

The little barefoot doctor cut off the torn shirt first, and wiped it from the soles of the feet to the head with warm water one by one, while checking for fractures and internal and external injuries.

In case of broken skin and blackened areas, use the cotton wool in the first aid kit to gently wipe away, and the severe burns will not be treated for the time being.

The physical examination showed slight broken skin, no fractures in the bones of the limbs, and it was preliminarily determined that there was no internal bleeding, and the diagnosis can only be made after CT scans.

Severe burns to internal organs, to be precise, electric injuries.

Brother Pili was holding something in his right hand, and Shuai Biao couldn't open it, but he couldn't see a little liver pain.

Cough!

Brother Biao choked on the black smoke from Brother Pili's mouth from time to time, and coughed a few times from time to time.

How scary!

The internal organs were severely burned and should have died, but there was an undetectable heartbeat.

"Admiration! The vitality of neither male nor female is really strong."

Shuaibiao took less than 1 minute to professionally deal with Brother Perak's trauma.

I looked through the pockets of the gown for a penny, no wallet, no ID card, and no blood type label.

Shuai Biao, a big money fan, is depressed. When he meets a patient who has nothing, he can't push through the loss-making business, and his life is at stake.

The first treatment encountered an incurable disease, which was too difficult and an impossible task.

Cough!

Only by holding the remaining qi and blood in Brother Perak's body and replenishing energy to improve the body's potential can there be a chance of life.

A dead horse is a living horse doctor, and the opportunity to practice cannot be wasted.

Shuai Biao: "Brother has lost a lot of money. Brother Pili must rest in peace when he dies. You are not allowed to turn into a ghost and scare people at night."

Action is worse than heartbeat, he is hesitating that Brother Pili has really become a ghost.

He hurried to the west room where his grandfather lived, drew the curtains and locked the door.

There were a few creaks, and a few moments later the door of the secret room opened, and there were a few more things in my hand when I came back.

Shuai Biao moved a two-foot square bluestone slab into the center of the room, placed a one-foot-high three-legged bronze tripod on the board, and placed a one-foot-long rolling pin on a thick yellow round wooden frame at the bottom of the tripod. of water.

The ground fire wood burns, the flames are smokeless and hot, and the fragrance in the house is full of tranquility.

Shuai Biao opened a chi-long red sandalwood box with distress, took out the white jade crystal box, took out a thousand-year-old ginseng and a thousand-year-old astragalus into the bronze medicine tripod.

Then crush a piece of ancient tortoise shell and a water pearl the size of a copper coin into powder and sprinkle them into the tripod.

The charcoal fragrance of Huang Yuanmu and the mellow medicine gas of old ginseng permeate the hut, and the medicine is boiled for 3 minutes with a cauldron of "gathering gas liquid" to complete the refining.

Bai Lingyu spoon took the ginseng soup into the small Bai Lingyu bowl to absorb a trace of aura, and after a while Bai Lingyu spoon fed the ginseng liquid to the entrance of Brother Perak.

The medicine is delivered ten times in 5 minutes, and the remaining medicine liquid is sealed in a white jade bottle.

Shuai Biao was sweating nervously on his brow, and at the Foundation Establishment level, he drank a bowl of Qi Gathering Liquid and his body became as hard as steel.

He felt for his pulse, felt Brother Pili's breath on the bed and said: "The medicine is so effective, I must not die."

God opened his eyes, Brother Pili gradually turned a tinge of blood, his fingers trembled twice and then stopped moving.

Shuai Biao was heartbroken and said coldly: "It's over, I met Peng Daci. The yellow-haired monster and the blue-haired monster borrowed a few million from my brother to deal with it. The transgressor wants to blackmail people."

Without experiencing life and death, the will cannot be tempered forever. Brother Pili's desire to survive stirs up a small world, and the sense of unity between man and nature is born softly in Shuaibiao.

In a trance, a gap was opened in the clenched fist of the right hand, and a golden light shone.

Shuai Biao accompanied him half the night without blinking, and saw a "Angong Bezoar Big Pill" wrapped in gold leaf through the gap in Brother Pili's hand?

He pulled it out quickly with his hands and feet, and sniffed it with his nose, but he didn't smell the ice flakes, and there was a trace of gold thread on it.

"Could it be the legendary 'Dan Wen'?"

Shuai Biao put the golden pill into the mouth of Brother Pili, before the water pill turned into a wisp of golden liquid and entered his body.

"dong dong"

The quack doctor quickly covered Brother Pili's mouth with his hands, the elixir did not lose any of its power, and his heartbeat revived like a frog crowing with rhythm.

Cough!

This genius doctor has less experience and takes more care of patients. Don't make troubles, even if you really don't have any.

As the time on the phone passed by, Shuai Biao broke down and smiled happily: "The one who peed under the light pole and was electrocuted should have nothing to do with me, right?"

The little boy was tired and nervous, and fell asleep holding the small wooden seal on the chair beside the bed.

In my dream, I took a few bites of the chocolate-colored watermelon-sized "regret pill", which was sweet and crisp.

Oops!

Extreme joy begets sorrow, the watermelon seeds are too hard and I woke up with pain.

The small wooden seal was dripping with halazi, Shuai Biao laughed out loud, then immediately suppressed it, and then laughed loudly and silly again.

Brother Pili didn't die, he was meditating on the bed and performing exercises.

This genius doctor has superb medical skills and brought the dead back to life. Sending a pennant is not too much, right?

Brother Pili ignored Shuaibiao, picked up the white jade bottle and poured out the Qi Gathering Liquid, and said: "Take off your clothes."

Nima!

Shuai Biao asked loudly while running: "Where is the monster who is not full after drinking ginseng soup and wants to eat boy meat?"