why come to earth

Brother Perak: "Don't talk nonsense."

Shuai Biao ran for two laps without monsters chasing him. He didn't follow the routine and went back to the room to confirm what kind of beast Brother Pili turned into.

Brother Pili drank another bowl of ginseng soup and Qi gathering liquid around the bed sheet.

Shuai Biao was so distressed that he didn't want it, the tonics were all essence, prepared for his [-]th birthday.

"It's all gone now. How can I find a wife when I'm old? How can I get a betrothal gift?"

Shuai Biao stopped torturing, and took the clothes worn by his uncle for Brother Pili, and specially found a pair of sports shoes to insulate and prevent electric shock.

Brother Perak is 1.8 meters tall, Dass sportswear fits him well, and Dass sneakers fit his feet well.

Under the sun, Brother Pili is a bit dark, and his permed long wavy hair is still the same.

Shuai Biao pointed to the photo on the wall and said, "That's my uncle He Yitiao. The clothes you are wearing belong to him and they are all newly bought."

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"Brother Perak, where is your home? I will take you home tomorrow."

After Shuai Biao finished speaking, he was slapped, and his brain was buzzing.

"Bastard! Why did you talk to uncle, mother and uncle are still going to drive me away and beat you up."

The man in front of him raised his big hand and stared at Shuai Biao again.

Shuai Biao wanted to cry but said helplessly: "Pengci, if you can tell me my name, my father's birthday, and the names of my grandfather and brother, you are my uncle."

Brother Pili: "I don't remember anything, I just remember it's called He Yitiao. It must be your uncle when his face recovers in a few days."

Brother Pili put on his clothes and carefully looked at his face, which looked a bit like He Yi.

"Hi uncle, welcome to be a guest, and be careful of the telephone poles when you go out."

Shuai Biao has a sweet mouth, it is the best policy to stabilize the situation first, and then slowly seek it out, not to irritate the sick.

Brother Pili: "Nephew, be filial to your uncle and bring a few bottles of ginseng soup. If you don't have a child and a wife, you can't do without an uncle. Remember that your mother's uncle is the biggest."

Shuai Biao was confused: "Why don't you remember that I am the oldest nephew?"

Brother Perak went to bed without saying a word.

"Ugh!"

Shuai Biao's head was buzzing even if he hadn't been beaten, his bed was occupied, and his blood pressure was as high as 180.

Good intentions to save people, ask a father to come back, no, it is not a thing compared to a father, no, a father is a thing, and an uncle is not a good thing.

Shuai Biao's intestines are full of remorse, he loses the "Ju Ling Ye" and laughs with him, and gets beaten for his bad attitude, he must use tricks to turn things around and become the master.

Shuai Biao has picked up the "treasure", he is full of "full", Brother Pili is about to eat him poor.

Brother Perak had a bite of beef on the left, lamb chops on the right, an ox tail, and two mouthfuls of ginseng soup. After eating, he went to sleep, woke up and meditated.

Shuaibiao has figured it out and can't be bothered by others, Brother Pili has to be free-range, prepare food and drink and don't bother him, eat, drink, sleep or watch TV whatever he wants.

On Monday, Shuai Biao tossed and turned in the classroom thinking how to get Brother Pili away. He couldn't be allowed to continue to do his best, it hurt his self-esteem too much.

For three days, Brother Pili ate an 800-year-old ginseng, more than [-] catties of beef and mutton, forty ox tails, and three bags of snacks. The most terrible thing is that he likes to drink ginseng soup.

Shuai Biao felt that he had been tricked, the road was full of big pits, the road was slowly growing, and the pits were like sonorous roses, full of thorns piercing his heart.

"Ugh!"

If God wants to kill me, I must strengthen myself.

"yeah!"

Shuaibiao thinks it is not a bad thing to recognize an uncle, multiple uncles have many paths, brother Perak is very pitiful, God is pitiful to him, he can't bear to hack him to death, be kind to him and his conscience will be at ease, he must be the one who rescued him If he is alive, it is inhumane to kill him again.

Class teacher: "Let's applaud and welcome the new students who transferred to my class from City No. [-] Middle School."

Lang Funing bowed politely: "Please take care of me."

Using myopia as an excuse to move the table to sit in the second row, Bai Xiaotong moved the table to the back to be three tables away from Shuai Biao.

Shuai Biao wants to beat people, especially his nearsighted students.

Considering the high teaching level of No. [-] Middle School in the city, the class teacher appointed Lang Funing as the study committee member to facilitate the exchange and study of the students. Shuaibiao made another arrangement.

Angry, liver trembling, Shuai Biao endured

Typhoon Xiong and Lang Funing were at the same table, and said politely: "Brother Lang, please take care of me!"

Shuai Biao is unofficial and has a lot of work to do. Now that he has more time, he doesn't want to argue with his classmates, and he doesn't need to talk to Lang Funing and Xiong Er.

Lao Lang said: "Xiong Er, brother is here because I miss you, where can I meet brother at night?"

Afraid of being beaten, Xiong Er replied, "I must welcome my brother at the best restaurant in the town, as a landlord."

He used to be beaten by Lang Funing once every half a month in No. [-] Middle School of the city. After the beating, there was no trauma, but his arms and legs hurt like hell, and he had to beg for nothing to see his grandfather for medical treatment.

Grandpa Lang has a mysterious identity, a standard magic stick, a big villain who knows how to play routines, and taught his grandson Lang Funing the "Sealing the Tendons and Breaking the Bones".

The old man protects the calf, acts dishonestly every day, and harms people everywhere.

Decepticon Bear maintained his traitorous face, thinking about the past, and looked at Lang Funing harmlessly.

Lang Funing was also particular about people. He stood up on the podium and said, "Squad Leader Xiong invites all the class committee members to dinner to study class affairs."

Students who are not cadres are upset.

"Hehe, there is also an outing for the whole class on Saturday, and I will treat you to dinner at noon."

Cough!

Xiong Er fell ill with pharyngitis, looked at Lang Funing, who had seized power, and guessed: "Like me, the old wolf also came to seek refuge. Hahaha, God opened his eyes."

The leaders and teachers of the whole school are recruiting for an emergency meeting.

In his 50s, Principal Zhou, with a straight waist and high spirits, said proudly: "Our school's teaching level is extremely high, and its popularity in the city has risen. Two outstanding students from the city's key junior high schools both cried and transferred to the school.

The school committee decided to renovate the second floor of the teaching building where the sundries are located in the west, and reinforce the ground and walls. It is necessary to ensure sound insulation and noise reduction, so that the teachers and students of the first and second classes of junior high school can have a good learning environment.

Teacher Li, the teacher in charge of the class, made a plan. Students who are physically weak, have poor academic performance, and students who are prone to sudden heart and mental illness must be diverted to other classes to ensure their financial safety and health, otherwise they will bear the consequences.

Cough!

It is a happy event that the teacher does not need to donate medical expenses.

But big money can save small money, and now the school is short of funds, and each teacher advances 1 yuan, and everyone agrees that this is the case.

The money will be in place tomorrow, you are a good teacher and will not hold back the students.

Now announce the good news that the Municipal Bureau of Education and Education is planning to add three more places for senior teachers to our school. I wish our school a successful application. "

Principal Zhou Zhou wiped the cold sweat off his brow, not sure if he could calm down the situation!

The teachers in the audience showed smiles, not 3 yuan but 1 yuan, a false alarm.

The teachers applauded again, thank you principal.

The old accountant brewed Longjing tea and brought it to Principal Zhou, and asked with a smile, "Is it the top [-] or the top [-] in the [-]th anniversary celebration next month?"

Cough!

Principal Zhou: "It's best to be one of the top [-]. Let them see the strength of our school, and let two high-achieving students transferred from the No. [-] Middle School of the city give a report. The speech should be written with a little humility, so that those who hear it will be proud and have a sense of belonging."

"Ha ha!"

As soon as the two old men made eye contact, they tacitly took a sip of tea and sprayed it out.

at night

Twenty people, including class two monitor, deputy monitor, study committee members and representatives from various subjects, came to Lantian Double Happiness Hotel.

Blue Sky Double Happiness Hotel conjoined building, luxurious catering in the east building, and a one-stop wedding banquet in the west building, the largest in scale and grade in the town.

Lang Da and everyone were satisfied, and it was rare to eat and drink for free.

The little girl who welcomed guests led the guests to sit in the large transparent glass box, and introduced themselves again to get acquainted with each other.

15 people in Lang Da ordered 22 dishes and blueberry juice drinks.

Everyone changed their words and called Lang Da, and ate and drank along with them.

Shuai Biao said a few polite words, but was too lazy to talk too much.

Ha ha!

Delicious food and wine, served a few dishes, talking about mountains while eating.

There are more than 20 people in the van, all of them are the second generation of the town, with fresh clothes and famous brands.

The birthday party for Jia Xiaoling, the class flower of the second and fourth grades of junior high school, was full of stars and the moon, blessings were boundless, jealous, and the small beer was frothy.

Jia Xiaoling, a little beauty in a pink dress and skirt, is noble and elegant, happily accepting a lot of beautifully packaged birthday gifts.

Lan Mao led five waiters to go upstairs and enter the box to send blessings on behalf of the hotel. They gave cakes, longevity noodles, and five meat dishes. The little birthday star expressed his gratitude.

Lan Mao stared at the drinking blushing birthday guy and reluctantly came out.

As soon as I looked up and saw my boss came to eat, it was a rare opportunity to flatter me!

Xiao Pao approached and said loudly: "Hi Boss, I don't know if Boss is here to neglect you. Tell the front desk for free, add [-] dishes, Moutai wine, and a soft pack of cigarettes."

The female manager in the lobby trembled, and said, "Notify the head chef immediately, and create two new dishes. The young master doesn't seem to be drinking too much, so he isn't playing with me, is he?"

More than 20 people who participated in the birthday party were stunned: "What a master, which family's young master?"

Jia Xiaoling's boyfriend, Gao Song, has an IQ, and the spoiler said: "Young master is not a master, and he is acting like a fool, that kid treats you."

Everyone was embarrassed to laugh, and Lan Mao didn't want to get angry, so he ate and drank slowly and waited for the show.

Lang Da squinted at Lan Mao with a tattooed social person: "Shuai Biao is the boss, and the rural routine is not simple!"

Xiong Er is not stupid and immediately realizes that Shuai Biao is the fan supporter.

Helpless, Lang Da will get mad if he loses face, he can't afford this little money, pretend he didn't hear.

He squinted at Xiaoshouxing opposite.

Shuai Biao stopped the female manager who came downstairs and said loudly: "Squad leader Xiong pays the bill today, and I will give him a free 30 yuan and 50 yuan. Some people forget things when they drink too much. Everyone has a student ID card. Do you understand?"

The female manager lifted her leg to leave, but Lan Mao said: "Come back, remember, the boss will come to free you from the bill in the future."

The female manager raised her leg tentatively, but no one spoke and turned downstairs.

Lan Mao arranged for a minibus to take the boss home after dinner, and went downstairs.

Xiong Erjian Lang remained calm, everyone ate and served beer, and started drinking.

The little beauty Bai Xiaotong's eyes are like crescent moons, and she sticks to her handsome ears and says, "Don't call me stingy in the rehearsal, it's better to let someone read the script and give a line!"

Shuai Biao smiled and had a drink with Xiao Bai.

The bill is full of wine and food.

The whole bill is 800 yuan, and [-] yuan is exempted.

Xiong Er paid 3000 yuan in cash, and the student certificate was deposited in the hotel, and the package was sent home after the show ended.