why come to earth

auction starts

The first item: Jiuzi Buxin Pill refined by the ancient method has less impurities, which can help warriors improve the heart muscle pumping force, benefit Qi and blood to nourish the limbs and bones, the starting price is 100 million, and the price will increase by 10 each time. Hesitation 800 million photographed.

Although this pill was not of panacea quality, it was only a top-grade medicine but of excellent quality, so Huo Yazhi took it on the spot.

The second piece: the seven-and-a-half-leaf purple culvert grass, which can strengthen the brain and invigorate the mind, has a starting price of 200 million yuan, and it was sold by Knight Rider for 800 million yuan.

The third piece: The Broken Sword of the Warring States Period weighs 8 catties, the starting price is 300 million yuan, and the uncle Knight Rider sold it for 900 million yuan.

The fourth piece: The starting price of Song Feicui bracelet was 420 million, and Wu Zhiyuan sold it for 700 million.

The fifth piece: The starting price of the ancient stone bead is 180 million, and the uncle Knight Rider sold it for 600 million.

The sixth piece: a broken bowl of spring and autumn mountains, water, sand and mud, the mouth of the bowl is broken like a crescent, and the starting price is 6.

Huo Yazhi glanced at Shuai Biao who was on crutches, and then looked at the bowl and bought it for 90.

Item 7: Tang Sancai Spoon with Leaky Eye Handle, starting at 20 yuan.

Huo Yazhi looked at the bowl, it should be a set of tableware, which cost 80 yuan to buy.

Item 8: The lower grade is a bracelet of eighteen spirit stones, each of which is crystal clear and as big as a longan core. This lot attracts everyone's attention, and the starting price is 3000 million.

The guests at the auction were either rich or expensive, and the accompanying wife and girlfriend had sharp eyes.

Legend has it that Lingshi is the most beloved thing of cultivators, and it is necessary for cultivating immortals.

Being able to wear Lingshi bracelets is a symbol of noble status, and non-rich people can't afford it.

The spirit stone bracelet was put into Huo Yazhi's eyes, whether he liked it or not, looked at Shuai Biao and shook his head, not daring to ask for anything extravagantly.

Shuai Biao shook his head like a rattle when he saw it, and said with a frustrated face: "I have no money. My family has an ancestral pebble bracelet that is a hundred times more beautiful than this one. When will I give it to you?"

Huo Yazhi knew it well, and hurriedly argued: "Who said you want to buy it? You put a broken spoon in a broken bowl with a stick, and put it on." Heirloom pebble bracelets, a battered hat, and it's perfect."

Huo Yazhi couldn't help but laugh at the beggar version of Shuaibiao's humorous appearance, and laughed again with porcelain teeth.

Shuaibiao caught the dentures and rinsed them with tea. After they were fitted, they tapped them three times with a broken spoon and it was impossible for them to fall out again.

Huo Yazhi pressed her dentures to speak well, and she told Shuai Biao the reason why she laughed off her dentures, and continued to make suggestions: "I dragged the beggars to hug on the street, and when I came home, my father who hated the poor and loves the rich beat me up and wanted to break it up. As for the mandarin ducks, in the end the beggar turned into a rich man and got a beautiful woman, do you think this idea can become a super internet celebrity?"

Shuai Biao handed over the walking stick and raised his hand in agreement: "Tomorrow you take a broken bowl, put a broken spoon, and put on a beggar's clothes. If you are not hot, there will be no reason."

Auction continues:

5000 million,

8000 million,

9000 million,

9500 million.

make a deal!

Wu Zhiyuan triumphantly presented the lot to his girlfriend Hanako Aoi.

Huo Yazhi took the Buxin Dan, her face was rosy, her dimples were mellow, she lay on Shuai Biao's back and followed others out of the auction venue.

Shuai Biao felt miserable and was half a daughter-in-law again.

The students at the reunion went to the ktv to continue drinking and singing, Wu Dashao frequently toasted a few beautiful classmates, and other male students took the opportunity to make trouble.

Shuai Biao took Huo Yazhi and Aoi Hanako to learn Tokyo dialect.

"Wooooohoo"

Ms. Hanako wears the Lingshi bracelet consciously and elegantly, and she introduces the customs and customs of the country with a happy mood.

Young Master Wu despised the brazen Shuaibiao even more, and stared at Huo Yazhi lewdly.

Shuai Biao is diligent and studious and is not ashamed to ask questions, but his fingers are dishonest. He used his fingers to touch the spirit stone bracelet on Kurai Hanako's wrist from time to time during the toast.

drink off

At noon, the students went to the restaurant to have dinner one after another.

Shuai Biao smiled naively and explained to Kuo Yazi, who was wide-eyed and angry, "The air conditioner in the guest room is too cold to keep warm and not catch a cold. Alcohol is not a good thing. You should stay away. I don't think you will have a baby?"

The white-haired old man ran in front, and Huo Yazhi chased after him with a crutch, circled around and chased to the restaurant, and the two stopped.

Everyone had a good lunch and said their goodbyes. Guo Gang, the chairman of the student union, will meet again on his birthday next month and continue to drink.Shuai Biao gave the card to Huo Yazhi, and did not forget to take a video for her.

"Huo Yazhi is leaning on a cane, holding a broken bowl with a spoon in it, and dressed in Hanfu. He really doesn't look like a serious beggar."

Shuai Biao put away the broken bowl and spoon, the two embraced, and Big G walked away all the way.

The bowls and spoons in the cat's car jingled, Shuai Biao was still thinking about drinking too much last night and doing nothing.

In the hotel, Young Master Wu looked at the dull spirit stone beads, his eyes flashed a fierce light, and he went back to the guest room with Aoi Hanako in his arms.

Shuai Biao's return surprised him that his uncle was at home.

"Tinkle tinkle..."

Uncle forged half-bought copper and iron swords in the garage, and forged them after melting, as if he wanted to forge a weapon.

"Throw in the stone beads from the auction, smelt them together and forge them, and the copper and iron swords will become iron bars."

Shuai Biao watched his uncle's hammer flying up and down, feeling fresh and curious amidst the chaos.

When the nephew came back, the uncle turned the hammer up and down unhurriedly, as if practicing for him to observe and learn.

Forging it twice and throwing the hammer, he said, "Nephew went to get the small medicine cauldron, and the throttling bottle of 300-year-old ginseng soup. The soup is going to be rancid."

Brother Biao was heartbroken, and the last bottle of ginseng soup was gone.

The uncle put the seven-and-a-half-leaf purple hazel into the medicine cauldron, and took out a fish-eye-like bead, a piece of black bark, and a few small blue flowers with nine petals, and crushed them in the medicine cauldron.

The fragrance of medicine is overflowing, mixed with a hint of Eucommia.

Take a small spoonful of ginseng soup and put it into the medicine cauldron, add two spoonfuls of spring water and cook for 10 minutes.

The black bark powder swells and thickens to absorb the ginseng soup, flower soup, and gradually condenses into a paste.

Shuai Biao murmured: "The ginseng soup was spoiled by uncle."

Uncle turned a deaf ear and rolled the plaster juice into balls, took one and put it in the microwave.

"Ding!"

The plaster was baked for 5 minutes and became mushy, so I was reluctant to throw it in a small jade plate.

Then put in the second one and set it to 4 minutes and 28 seconds.

"Ding!"

The black and yellow Doudou smelled out of the oven, and Shuaibiao, who hadn't chewed beans for a long time, let out a sigh of relief. Looking at the bad-looking Doudou, it was a bit like the rat poison a few days ago.

The uncle chewed a pill and tasted it for a while, muttering: "Gentian juice is not easy to make, and this Shenjiaxiegan pill has less taste than the main medicine."

"Cut! Bragging without looking at the almanac, gentian juice is not easy to make, or it is impossible to have dragons at all."

Shuai Biao looked down on Uncle Huyou, but Doudou still wanted to eat.

Put the remaining paste into the microwave oven, and when the time is up, eight peas will be released.

"Old man of the beggar gang, bring a bowl and stick, and reward you with four Doudou Shenjiaxiegan pills."

Uncle is more playful than Baozigou for holding grudges, and he is capable of deceiving medicine.

The young elder of the beggar gang came out, took out a broken bowl, put a broken spoon on it, leaned on his walking stick and bowed, "Uncle rewards those who stutter, the landlord's house is out of food."

Uncle divided four peas into broken bowls, having had enough of the drama, said: "The dog bowl should be cleaned."

"Yes! It makes sense. You wait until I clean the bowl before putting Doudou in. Uncle's conscience will be greatly broken."

Brother Biao was disgusted by his uncle, angry and angry, so he chewed a Xiegan Pill first, just to try the curative effect.

"Acacia flower flavor, delicious!"

Shuai Biao wanted to chew one more, but remembered that there was no instruction manual for the last time the pills, so this time he had a long memory to share meals one at a time to be safe.

Uncle is addicted to drama, wash the dishes first, and don't take the delicious disgusting people later.

Shuai Biao has a colander in his right wrist and a left hand. After rinsing with clean water, it passes through the hole of the small spoon.

After chewing the pill, I felt that the capillaries in the brain were a little blocked, and the eyeballs seemed a little clearer.

At this time, Shuaibiao looked through the small eyes of the spoon, as if entering the landscape painting on the wall of the bowl.

It's a pity that there is Qiankun inside and I can't see clearly. After looking at it for a long time, my eyes hurt and I have a headache. It relieves the pain when I put it down and don't look at it.

Shuai Biao said to his uncle who was tinkling with iron in the garage: "The [-] million I gave to your card is the money I earned from begging. You spend the money first and then pay it back."

The copper and iron bars that were not swords or swords flew over, and Shuai Biao was so frightened that he ran out of the hospital.

Strolling on the road in a kitten car, I don't know where to play.

Reluctantly, he called Huangmao Lanmao to eat.

The two sister-in-laws are as beautiful as flowers and jade, and Shuaibiao picked up a few pieces of meat for the thin yellow hair, and the Lanmao brothers said: "Ahem! Make up for it and go to work in the fields after a while."

The two sister-in-laws blushed and gave Shuai Biao a few large pieces of beef, and also nourished the younger brother.

Shuaibiao ate his beef and continued: "I'm going to the training class tomorrow, but I can't get through to my phone. I will take the initiative to contact you the next day. Do you have any money?"

Lan Mao and Huang Mao took out their bank cards at the same time, a total of 400 million, which was not enough to sell their daughter-in-law.

Shuai Biao joked: "The key is that no one can afford to eat too much, and anyone who buys it will have to cry."

Lan Mao, Huang Mao blushed and changed the topic: "There are a lot of geological surveyors working in Southeast Mountain these days. Those who look like troops may be repairing signal towers."

"Oh! No wonder the mobile phone signal is not good these days, and calls keep dropping."

Shuai Biao climbed up the pole, Lan Mao really believed it.

Boss Biao is in charge of a lot of things in the life committee, and he is yellow-haired. The boss of Lan Mao is equivalent to the boss. He has to care about the lives of his subordinates and not let his family members complain behind his back. Clothes, or are you reluctant to spend money on them?"

The two sister-in-laws were not easy to talk to, and Lan Mao said with an aggrieved face: "There are only 400 million left, and I have no money to spend."

Shuai Biao slapped the table: "Let's go to the province and spend 400 million yuan to make my sister-in-law happy. Lan Mao will sell the car tomorrow, and the Escalade is a waste of gas."

The car with tears in Lan Mao's eyes is his daughter-in-law. I haven't driven enough for a long time after I bought it, and I think that I will go to farm in a few days and the car will be useless. It's better to change to a tractor to earn some gas money, and spend the rest of the month racing. The car can still win the living expenses, the boss is thoughtful and obedient.

The yellow-haired daughter-in-law is very happy that she can change to a new bag. The new donkey bag she fancy last month is not willing to buy it. The oil edge of the old bag is gone. I have to buy a pair of donkey brand shoes and an Omega diamond A new watch, and a new four-leaf clover bracelet on my wrist. My old models are a bit outdated, and I always make friends laugh.

I wanted to buy more in my heart, but on the face of the card, I had to be reserved and shy to persuade: "Spend a little less, a few hundred thousand is fine."

Huang Mao cried and said: "Save money to buy fertilizers and pesticides, and hire donkeys to plow the fields. If there is no money, the boss will go to plow the fields."