why come to earth

Hahaha!

Shuaibiao went to plow the land as a donkey, making the four of them laugh out loud.

The kitten car was speeding ahead, and Lan Mao followed him to Huada Shopping Center in the provincial capital.

The two sister-in-laws came from a rich family and were reluctant to buy too high-end clothes, which made Shuai Biao admire and like him.

The purpose of coming here is to shop, to buy, to buy, to buy, and the two sister-in-laws couldn't refuse their happy acceptance.Big-name bags, shoes, jewelry, clothes, watches, and cosmetics make the two feel like spending money like water.

Shuai Biao bought a 100 million Patek Philippe watch, three luxury shirts, two pairs of jeans, and toiletries.

Ordinary deodorant socks buy a big bag, and I don’t have time to wash and wear a pair for a training class.

Huangmao and Lanmao are carrying big and small bags, followed by his wife and boss Biao.

The bank card balance was 80, and the boss threw it to the two sister-in-laws and left.

Lan Mao's daughter-in-law didn't say anything, Huang Mao's sister-in-law was unhappy and muttered: "I don't feel sorry for spending our money."

Shuai Biao who walked away sighed and shook his head.

The location of the training class passed by Tangdong City where Su Dongmei and Concubine Su lived. Shuai Biao scolded: "A woman with no conscience calls when she has something to do, but she can't remember what her last name is if she has nothing to do?"

Shuai Biao gave up the idea of ​​seeing Su Dongmei, and the scooter can't get on the highway and can only take the national highway.

The music of Kitten Cars rocked slowly and lingered, and Shuai Biao poked his head out, looking here and there to appreciate the flowers and willows on the roadside.

Xu Minjuan in the red Lexus car behind is extremely curious, the white-haired old man is really the best.

My mother is single, if the old man is single, I will draw a red line with porcelain, and it would be great for the old man and old lady to be happy in their later years.

After a while, he overtakes the car and shoots a face-on video for his mother. My mother is in the mood to take a fancy to the old man and become a daughter to match the media.

Press the horn for a long time to overtake, and slow down to say hello to the old man when passing the wrong car. Shuai Biao waved his hand politely, and the little old man didn't have any wrinkles on his face.

Driving unhurriedly ahead, I asked my mother if she felt love at first sight.

"The little old man is too young to be a good match for his daughter." The mother and daughter chatted happily.

Shuai Biao's childlike innocence persists, overtaking for a while, and being overtaken by Xu Minjuan for a while, leisurely flirting with his daughter-in-law.

The beauty Xu Minjuan posted pictures and texts in Moments, the car is not too big and the man is not small, and the white hair is pretending to be a boss

"Quack quack!"

Xu Minjuan patted the steering wheel with a smile, the car drew a dragon on the road.

When the beauty came, she turned to signal Shuaibiao to stop, and the two greeted each other and became friends.

Shuai Biao went to Fengshan City, the big beauty is from Fengshan City, Shuai Biao said to go to the training class, which happened to be very close to her home.

There are too many cars and the speed is too slow. It will take another hundred miles to reach Fengshan City. The two made an appointment to have dinner together.

Shuaibiao comforted himself: "The little daughter-in-law is very temperamental and cute. Let me introduce the old lady to me after having a meal together. It is impossible to cheat money and sex. 5000 yuan for a kitten car is not enough for a person to buy a pair of shoes. My little girl What am I afraid of!"

Entering Fengshan City at [-] o'clock in the evening, there is a lot of traffic, the lights are dim, and there are many buildings in the area, which is very prosperous.

Xu Minjuan led the way to the long-term chartered VIP room of Lihua Hotel Company, and the two washed up and went to the restaurant to eat and ordered six main courses.

Sister Minmin lively and cheerfully introduced what fun and delicious things there are in this city, where there are beautiful scenery and romantic stories.

Shuai Biao's small mouth is sneaky and sweet like candied fruit, and he has a way of making people happy. If he is unfamiliar with the place, he invites a pretty lady to invite him to dinner, which shows that he has a thick skin.

The sister who took one mouthful is beautiful, the elder sister is elegant, humorous and mischievous in conversation. Xu Minjuan happily treats Shuaibiao as a little brother, fulfilling the dream of siblings.

She has practiced martial arts with her father since she was a child, so she has an understanding of the accompanying training class and is a proper free tour guide.

There are still five days left for the training class to start. Tomorrow, I will report to arrange accommodation first, and then arrange time to accompany Shuaibiao to Fengxian Peak, Nirvana Stone, and Huangwang Cave to look for opportunities, hoping to meet Fengnv to bless the fairy fate.

Legend has it that there is also the Fengxian Sword and the Three Kings Pagoda left by the King of Tota.

Shuai Biao regained his spirits when he heard it: "My brother's character is explosive. If you are lucky, you can pick up a phoenix egg fried with Chinese toon buds. It will beautify and nourish the skin."

Sister Minjuan was heartbroken and admired: "Little greedy cat, others want to hatch eggs and give birth to little phoenixes as pets, but you waste everything and eat eggs. Wouldn't it be beautiful to raise them to eat meat!"

Shuai Biao nodded and let out a sigh.

Tonight, there are many big names in the singing and dancing show. After driving, I will soak in the hot spring to relieve my fatigue. I will go to the singing and dancing show at ten o'clock. My sister is single and doesn't have to go home to live in a suite with my younger brother.

Shuai Biao's snot bubbling in his heart naturally wouldn't object, it's not good to be alone and lonely, it's beautiful to have a sister by his side!

The outdoor hot spring swimming pool of the hotel's hot spring palace, the water quality is crystal clear, and the mist rises.

Sister Min Min has a red swimsuit, a first-class figure with a protruding back, dripping hair, red lips and white teeth, and a spring wet dress is coquettish and blatant.

Shuai Biao created his own immune method: "Kong is my sister, and my brother is Kong, so I am still small, so what should I be afraid of!"

The music starts, the show begins

Combination of washing, ironing and blowing: one song, three life waves stacked up.

Cross talk, I am young, who is afraid of me? The performers are mice and rabbits: "The holes made by mice, you big rabbits can get in"

Sister Minmin just spoiled the sketch Phoenix Fairy: "Phoenix turned into a white dove heroine, kidnapping Boss Liu's son to force marriage, the beauty can't stand the torture now and just obeys."

Kuaishu Racing: "One hook of the civilized stick, listen to me twice, the old scooter is out of gas, and it is as fast as a rocket, I saw the white-haired old boy open the car door and step on the ground three times to boost, when tired , caught up with the front car champion and won.

Brother Biao regretted that he forgot to push his feet on the ground at that time, and secretly said: "Next time I have to push the ground three times to improve the score by two seconds and break the record."

Hahaha

The quick book performer wrapped his head in toilet paper and held a civilized stick on the stage, his movements were indescribable.

Sister Min Min suddenly hugged Shuai Biao sideways and laughed to death, gasping and panting: "Change it to a sketch and go to the Spring Festival Gala, go to the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Cough cough!"

Shuai Biao supported the beautiful woman's back with one hand, and raised his small hand to pat 'I'm so tired'

The last song "Regret Drugs" ended with a curtain call.

"Give me a glass of mineral water, take regret medicine, never cry, never sad, sad"

The disc jammed, and the funny lead singer De Ge was pulled on a stretcher and carried back to the backstage.

The doctor shouted: "The song king who was delayed by mental illness will become a superstar after being cured."

"clap clap"

The audience at the scene were in high spirits, cheering and clapping.

The host came out with a fire extinguisher and sprayed the fireworks on the stage a few times, saying: "Please raise your little hands and clap, the party is over here."

The audience is in high spirits, the host is short and weak, even if I blow a bottle of beer to cheer me up, I can still be half-spirited.

Swearing people poured into the corridor, Shuai Biao immediately took Min Min's hand and left the hall and fled back to the suite, it was all caused by the crutches.

Shuai Biao had a dream all night and made a mistake in the lyrics of Sheng, and I can’t remember a few lines

wrong rain,

face is here,

Memories are messed up, you steal your heart,

hair like frost,

clothes like snow,

Wrong Sansheng,

IX Pain.

One sword, two swords, three swords,

There is no trace of the fairy.

today you,

into the bosom.

The sun and the moon are not easy,

I have no regrets,

Reincarnation will meet again.

you are king

Come for you.

I am Qing,

Wearing red makeup.

Wrong world,

I have no regrets for the rest of my life, there are only a few ways,

live forever. (borrow)

"Ooooooh..."

The alarm clock wakes up.

Siblings meet in the bathroom early in the morning.

"You didn't sleep well, were you dreaming?"

The two spoke in unison.

Shuai Biao had a dream all night, in the dream he became a big star and pulled seven Smurfs to sing and dance.

call out!

A big writing brush flew over and clamped on the feet, and became a calligrapher and wrote two lines of poems: "A thousand pieces of gold are close at hand, and the little fairy moon is close, and the emperor has three carts of cakes."

There is a tacit understanding in the night, and the chicken and the duck talk very differently.

Xu Minjuan dreamed that she was a racing driver driving a kitten car, and with a hook on the crutches, she knocked down the moon. Then she saw that the kitten car was flying on the moon, and there were golden mooncakes all over it, and she took a car full of it to take her home.

Whoosh!

On the way, a white-haired old man wearing a big red robe stopped the way and said in a milky voice: "Xiao Xianyue is a professional introduction partner, Fairy Chang'e is beautiful and single, and there happens to be a beautiful man asking for marriage. This fairy has an occupational disease and will match you. "

Yuelao has been lazy and hasn't been to work for a long time and is not skilled in technology. The red rope is not allowed to tie Xu Minjuan and the cat together.

Xu Minjuan looked at the cat with three tails and thought to herself, "How come I don't have a tail, but he does?"

It's not wrong that the two are in the same room, but they have dreams in the same bed, and the dreams are interlinked.

Report after breakfast.

The base of the 39th military special training for military fans of the Historical and Cultural Research Military School. Brother Xiaobing helped to complete the formalities and allocate the dormitory. The two went back to the hotel to make up for the long sleep.

Lunch at 12 noon.

Xu's family business, the group company has a chemical fertilizer factory, a salad oil factory, and a soy sauce factory, and is a major taxpayer of local leading enterprises.

Xu Minjuan's father was a policeman who died as a martyr during his mission, and his mother raised the two children.

The older brother Xu Baoliang started a soy sauce food factory from scratch, and the younger sister worked as the purchasing and sales director.

Xu Minjuan is 28 years old. She has never met her ideal prince charming, and she has been single all the time.

"You should also go to the company's regular meeting this Friday afternoon to practice, and help me fend off those suitors so that they can see that the little old man is desperate."

At the headquarters of Tsusanliang Group, Shuai Biao, a popular young boy with superb acting skills, is held by a beautiful woman's arm. He seems to be walking on the red carpet in the company building, attracting everyone's attention.

Shuai Biao sits in the auditorium of the conference room with his chest up and his stomach in.

The old princess came back with her son-in-law, but it was scoop news.

The guard at the gate went to the conference room in advance until the boss Xu Minliang got the news.

Looking at the younger brother-in-law with white hair and tender face, the elder brother-in-law Mr. Xu said: "This is the newly hired deputy general manager of the investment department. Why didn't Secretary Niu arrange a seat?"

"Sorry, I forgot in a hurry." Secretary Niu arranged for Shuaibiao to sit in front of him.

The heads of various departments report market trends, the latest technological developments of competitors in the same industry, monthly production capacity, and ask whether the semi-stop production workshop can be rotated for maintenance.

Director Xu Minjuan reported on the new sales strategy and the new reward system.

There are signs of rising raw materials, and it is necessary to purchase a large number of replenishment stocks in advance.

Xu Minliang said: "The deputy general manager of the investment department introduces himself!"

"Hi everyone, I'm Shuai Biao, please take care of me." Shuai Biao is personable and elegant.

More than a dozen veterans squinted their eyes and looked at the new deputy general manager of the investment department: "This is gray hair tired from investing in so many projects, why are you rejuvenated?"

Shuai Biaohui reported: "A medical device company in this city is valued at [-] million for sale. The main product is medicinal cotton gauze. We can purchase new medicinal liquid patents and organize production. The prospect is good and the investment can be recovered within one year."

"Okay! Vice President Shuai will follow up on this matter and ask Director Xu to cooperate." Xu Minliang said.

The Chief Financial Officer predicted but had no choice but to interject: "The company has a large amount of funds to buy raw materials, but the liquidity is limited and it takes a month to use hundreds of millions of cash.