why come to earth

Uncle put the little ginkgo into the microwave oven, not knowing whether it was for disinfection or sterilization, Shuai Biao looked at it in a daze.

Shuai Biao, the owner of a small mine, gradually lost interest in mining after playing for a few days, and his life became boring again.

Uncle Pili came back at night, snatched the spirit stone ball and sucked it in his hand, looked at Shuai Biao's pain, and returned the spirit stone ball to him. It has been refined and does not have much spirituality. , only an apple-sized halo remains.

Shuai Biao hugged the spirit stone ball and said: "Suck it, suck it hard, but if you don't refine it, where can you go to find dozens of them, what else can you do to pass the time without dribbling?"

Ugh!

Shuai Biao clenched his teeth and sucked the ball, fearing that there would be few people in his life.

Uncle was refreshed at the moment, and took out a 500-year-old ginseng, six grasses, and a leaf from his arms.

Ha ha!

Glancing at Shuai Biao, he was busy decocting medicine and making alchemy.

Shuaibiao is tired of eating hot pot, seeing ginseng and seeing grass is happy, he can finally eat vegetarian dishes to relieve the greasy, and thinks of that leaf in his mind.

Yeah!

Can this thing still be found on Earth?

The bodhi tree leaf numbered 29 is the leaf of Buddha's Enlightenment Tree.

The news reported a few days ago that after the Duguo Auction was taken away by the buyer, the buyer was beaten to death halfway and the leaves were robbed.

"Where did you pick up the dead body? Come back and provoke me, disgusting people." Brother Biao complained.

Throwing the spirit stone ball to flatter: "Uncle is mighty, uncle is majestic, and uncle is majestic. It took three thousand worlds to touch the bodhi leaf."

Turn on the desk lamp behind him, put his palms together and say: "I have enlightened, I have proved the Tao, there are ten gods and Buddhas in the courtyard, three Qings and five emperors, my uncle is wearing an emperor's crown and a fairy robe"

"Mom, help!"

Goofs and dogs jump, the uncle hates mentally abnormal people the most, and he chases and beats his nephew.

uh uh!

"I'm going to complain to my mother. Even if your mother comes down to earth, I will still cut you into scum. I am saying that I wear the emperor's crown on my head and listen to it. If I make a mistake, I will make an account first. If I don't bring back dozens of spirit stone balls, Hit your eyeballs one after the other." Uncle stopped being angry after receiving his supernatural powers, and went to the yard to forge iron smelters as gently as water

Shuai Biao brags about digging a hole and burying himself, if he doesn't die, he won't die, he accepts his fate!

Shuai Biao has nothing to do, so he secretly learns alchemy with his uncle.

After watching it for a long time, he understood: "It's just a cook who cooks Chinese food stews and Western food toast bread. He doesn't need an oven for the whole process of microwave ovens. He can't bear to use a pill stove. He's so picky and unprofessional, it's embarrassing to the fairy family!"

Cough!

When he tried the medicine on a little white mouse, the medicine had little effect and side effects, and he died because of his uncle's blessing, God has a spirit.

Ugh!

"I don't know how the donkey meat is doing, I have time to check it out, don't kill me if the donkey is dead!" Shuaibiao murmured in his heart.

Jingle Jingle!

Uncle came in with a self-made pressure cooker, and after much deliberation, he jingled in the backyard and built a hut after a while.

Take the pressure cooker and a red bead to the backyard.

Shuai Biao followed curiously, let his uncle kick him back halfway, and said: "If you are not afraid of death, get closer, who knows if it will explode?"

so close!

Sanwu products have no quality assurance, so Shuaibiao threw a safety helmet for his uncle, covered his face with a welding helmet and hid in a corner to witness the miracle.

Connect a few wires to the computer and the pressure cooker, add the red beads and buzz for 5 minutes.

Uncle put on a hard hat and crawled on the ground, looked at the timer, pressure gauge, and temperature sensor and thought there was no problem.

Persist for another 5 minutes to pass the factory and witness the miracle!

"boom"!

A ball of flames gushed out, and the pressure cooker looked like a sunflower with four or five petals. The lid of the pot hung on the tree and fell off, smashing a hole in the safety helmet.

Uncle shook his head and carried the big flower petals, and went to the garage to jingle with the lid of the pot...continue to invent and create.

Shuaibiao clearly saw the gushing flames through the dark glass plate of the welding helmet, and sighed, "Stay away from dangerous experiments, and your life will be safe."

Uncle's character of being physically and mentally disabled cannot be persuaded to be despised and attacked.

Shuaibiao went to the garage to get the binoculars, and stood beside his uncle for a while.

He smelted the iron block, titanium alloy, and the black lacquered broken dagger together, and forged it clangingly for a while, and watched the assembly of the formed pressure cooker.

Shuai Biao walks 500 meters leisurely, life is beautiful only after a long distance.

As always, the wicked nephew was looking forward to the earth-shattering sound of firecrackers.

Counting down, 7 minutes passed, 10 minutes, 15 minutes and no fryer, it seems that the product is qualified.

Gee!

What a pity.

Shuai Biao was unwilling to reconcile, what would happen if he didn't blow up now.

Under the big tree in the backyard, Shuai Biao helped move the wood of the small tripod, the white jade bottle, and the newly built distillation tower.

Uncle assembled a microwave oven, a refrigerator, a pressure cooker, and a few other pieces of equipment, and connected three laptops to control many sensors.

The uncle looked triumphant, and he was sure that the equipment would be assembled and approved after the alchemy was completed.

Cough!

Shuai Biao watched eagerly, hoping that Jin Guangxiu would be recognized even after being slapped in the face by his uncle.

The uncle carried two fresh-keeping boxes and said, "Quick work, open the boxes and cut the beef into big pieces, and the small pieces are not chewy."

Uh-huh!

Shuai Biao Youdan was motivated to eat and work, and he opened the box quickly.

Depend on!

High-grade beef, or beef monster meat, for alchemy?

Cough!

I read a lot of Journey to the West when I was young. Food is the most important thing for the people. I rode a green bull when I went west to Hangu Pass. Only by eating beef can I have the strength to cultivate purple energy. There must be geniuses and treasures at Hangu Pass. Opportunity to explore.

Shuai Biao despised in his heart: "When you go, the calf will be eaten."

Uncle said decisively: "Several immortals are cultivated, and they all rely on eating, eating flat peaches, ginseng fruits, and elixir. If you make a mistake, you can kill the Cumin Five Wolves who wrote Journey to the South!"

Shuai Biao Baidu is not Curan Wulang but Zisanlang. The grass on the grave is several meters high and I can't find the cemetery.

The pressure cooker shows its power, the beef is tender and smooth, and a variety of essences are quenched, concentrated and nutritious, so delicious.

With beef in his mouth, Shuai Biao was full of praise and said: "This equipment is good, and it will definitely make a fortune if we export a set of 2000 million.

Uncle scolded the idiot, he didn't care about food or money.

bgm scrub brush accompaniment......

Shuai Biao was sweating profusely while washing pots, dishes, and cleaning equipment.

The life of a fairy is really not easy. Tomorrow, I will post an advertisement to recruit two fairy boys, and get two fairies to serve the coachman.

Xianfu Yongxiang must work, the combination of delicacy and labor can replenish physical strength and satisfy cravings.

"If I fail the talent test, I'll go to Hangu Pass to raise cattle. The gate of Xuanmu, eating is the gate of life, sleep is the gate of death, and neither life nor death is the way." Shuai Biao muttered to himself.

The stars are shining brightly, and the moon is shining brightly.

Shuai Biao kept fanning the fan and the wooden stick under the medicine cauldron was full of firepower, leading a happy fairy boy life.

"A few more blows, I don't have the strength to work, have you fed the beef to the dog?" the uncle urged, abusing children.

The kidney fire must be strong, so take five bottles of spring water and pour two bottles into the medicine cauldron for kidney water, then add ginseng, wolfberry, schisandra and three herbs, this is the kidney qi.

The fire sensor is automatically controlled, and there is plenty of water and fire.

The five flavors, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth attribute medicines blend the internal organs, the microwave oven is the river cart, which provides the innate Qi of the universe endlessly, and the refrigerator condenser is the twelve-story building, which refines body fluids and transforms gas into essence.

In the pressure cooker, there is a sea of ​​coke in heaven, a sea of ​​qi in Dantian, a sea of ​​consciousness in Baihui, and chaos becomes alchemy.

When a certain temperature and concentration are reached, the Red Beast Pill explodes and the Golden Pill is fired at a high temperature like ground fire, and then three green cypress trees are added to fan the fire vigorously, popping rice crackers, and putting the net bag on it.

Gah!

One sentence is to pop the popcorn, the uncle's great alchemist is tall and mighty, and the glorious image of the old king has mutated into a scruffy old man.

Twenty popcorn-sized balls, shiny and shimmering like gold, Shuai Biao dared not say anything: "If you dare to add coloring to the popcorn, I can't kill you, so you can kill me!"

During this period of time, my uncle's yin and yang are harmonious and his temper is unreasonable. If he doesn't beat or curse, he will ignore others.

I chewed a golden popcorn pill by myself, with a comfortable facial expression.

Shuai Biao's dead duck has a hard mouth, the equipment is better stewed beef than popping flower pills, waste of resources is not, what can be tolerated by scholars.

The protest is effective, I received ten pills of enlightenment, the side effects are unknown, and the adverse reactions are unknown

The uncle tried the medicine with his body to enlighten the Tao. If he didn't die, the nephew would take the pill and enlighten the Tao.

oh oh!

"The pot still needs to be rinsed. This set of equipment can sell for 2000 million yuan. If you can't sell it, you can keep the beef stew." Shuaibiao found an excuse to go to work.

Seeing that my uncle is not dead or alive, I don't know what to do, so I will try to eat half a donkey first, in case the old man asks me to name the donkey, it will not sound good.

Can a steamed bun dog gain Taoism after eating it?Will it become a mad dog? Can rabies vaccine be saved?

Shuaibiao was thinking wildly in his mind, constantly observing his uncle's condition, and constantly calculating in his mind what are the side effects and adverse reactions of the medicine?

Half an hour passed, my uncle's breath was strong, his face was rosy, his white hair turned black, and his body was about to float up.

Depend on!

Dazed, still in bed.

Another half an hour passed without much change, and I didn't dare to disturb my uncle for fear that he might go mad.

Another half an hour passed, and the bored Boss Biao couldn't hold back his greed anymore, and chewed a Wudao pill!

Unlike the legendary Golden Pill that melts in the mouth, the pill is not too small to be swallowed, and it cannot be chewed, and it is hardened by the heat.

Uncle reacted and talked to himself naturally there.

Shuai Biao murmured: "Could it be that the coachman is pretending to be enlightened, the panacea is ineffective, and he is afraid of being ridiculed and slapped in the face by me. He probably hopes that I will go far away."

Ugh!

Shuai Biao and filial piety wandered in the yard without daring to go far, what to do if uncle was thirsty and no one could pour tea, if he didn't laugh at him for being a nephew, he was not a good boy!

quack!

I used my spiritual strength to chew the puffed flower pills with my teeth, and the garlic rice crackers are so delicious.

To take the Enlightenment Pill, you need to meditate and concentrate.

Shuai Biao crossed his legs into the samadhi, he didn't expect any side effects, he just wanted to save his life.

Thoughts are beautiful, the reality is not satisfactory, and I am getting more and more energetic.

Because the dose of the natural talent is not enough, if one can't solve it, then two!

It was not crunchy, but thanks to Shuai Biao’s profound spiritual power, he chewed it for another 10 minutes. The effect of the medicine was a bit confused, but he felt that he had a clear mind, quick response, jumping thinking, drawing inferences from one instance, and kicking mountains and regretting mountains.

"The moves can still be used in this way. The essence of the Dragon and Tiger Double Cultivation Art is emptiness, emptiness, and silence."

Ha ha!

Shuai Biao didn't know whether it was because he realized the power of pills or he was extremely smart, and he had a deeper understanding of kung fu and magic.

At dawn, Shuaibiao came out of meditation, full of energy, clear mind and nature, Taoism is natural, and he has a little enlightenment.

In the morning, he habitually touched his head, his hairstyle was still the same as the old one, and Shuai Biao was startled: "Where's Mao?"

When I looked in the mirror, my head became bald. Fortunately, I can still see my human appearance with my eyebrows, it's not balls!