why come to earth

Adverse reactions came.

Shuai Biao stroked his big bald head, thinking that he was just floating in the boundless empty space, where the dust was visible but it was dull like an illusion.

Touching his big bald head, Hanhan smiled and sang a ditty: "You have everything I have, and I have everything I have. I am Lu Zhishen, a hero from Liangshan."

Uncle is still in samadhi, what will his expression be if he wakes up and sees a big bald head?

Shuai Biao stroked his chin and said, "Can those hairs grow back? I'm not a monk, I like to have flowing hair."

The uncle who had been in meditation for 36 hours saw Shuai Biaosheng's loveless expression, and his bald head and cute hairstyle, and said: "Skin is something outside of the body, as long as you are not stupid, you are stupid and answer quickly?"

Amitabha!

Shuai Biao held eighteen amber Buddha beads in his palms, clasped his hands together and said: "The benefactor is stupid, I am the reincarnation of Fuhu Arhat to restore the golden body, to observe the benefactor's deep relationship with the Buddha and the pure light of the Tathagata, and to receive the Taoist rhyme of Sakyamuni Buddha and add to the body. Homage to the Buddha, do you take refuge in my Buddha?"

Although the young monk does not have cassocks to wear, he has a dignified image of an eminent monk with great virtue.

Ha ha!

The uncle took out a set of kapok embroidered cassocks from the closet, and said: Elder Yunrui of Huayun Temple spies on the secrets of heaven, and knows that you have recently subdued the tiger to wake up the world and save five hundred demons, and you are a bodhisattva of meritorious deeds. "

Change Shuai Biao's cassock three times, five times and two times, push him out of the house, and don't come back unless he proves his status as a Bodhisattva!

Shuai Biao dug a big hole, but he fell headfirst and couldn't get out by himself.

The eminent monk wanted the cassock donated by Uncle Du Hua to look decent on Shuai Biao.

People rely on clothes, Buddhas rely on gold.

Shuai Biao is like the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a handsome monk with the face of Tang Sanzang.

Click!

Uncle locked the door, blasted away chatterbox and finally could be quiet.

Shuai Biao said, "Ah, ouch." He couldn't speak, and he dug a hole to bury himself in his heart. He was as good as his mother and uncle, so he had to be ordered to be a monk and beat the clock and wooden fish for a few days to play.

Hahaha

Shuaibiao sees Huang Mao and Lan Mao dead begging for Bai Lai and wants Duhua to become a monk. After two years, they will return to vulgar life together.

The two were so frightened that they brought their daughter-in-law here, wiped her neck and hanged herself, only to dispel Boss Biao's thoughts.

Tell Lan Mao to go to school to take a one-year leave of absence, and advise the two not to be greedy for money, and to call a new number in case of emergency.

He also warned Ren Yiting that men are cockroaches, stay away from masculinity, take care of the family and keep accounts, and you can spend a few million at will.

Shuai Biao was determined to become the presiding abbot, and arranged for his uncle to sweep the floor and the courtyard of the whole temple.

"Woooooo!"

Ren Yiting was crying, and Lan Mao couldn't stand it any longer. He comforted him, "The temple doesn't take care of this disaster. He wants to get a double degree, invite Taoist priests to the temple as hosts, and invite monks to be the masters of the Taoist temple. It's a good name for innovation." Switch positions."

Ren Yiting burst into tears and laughed, there are so many beauties out there, who would want to become a monk, he can return to the secular world, if he doesn't work in the palace, he is a good man

Throw the old mobile phone to Lan Mao, whoever looks for Shuaibiao will tell him to go wandering for alms, and the woman will call and say two years later.

Ren Yiting hoped that Shuai Biao would be expelled from the temple for committing a crime of lust

The little monk drove off in a kitten car. This is really "a muddle-headed monk who does not ask for alms for everything."

Shuai Biao has never been a monk and has no experience, and Du Niang has no solution at once. He went to Xiangyun Temple in nearby Xiangyun Town to ask for alms, and he didn't understand what a pending order was.

Entering the temple at noon, he shook hands with the young monk and said, "Hello, senior brother."

The little monk replied: "Hi brother, do you have your fast?"

"You haven't had any fish, so why don't you give up your fast?" Shuai Biao said politely, half monk and half vulgar.

The little monk led Shuai Biao to the fasting hall, and arranged a fasting meal to stabilize the fake monk.

Turning around and secretly reporting to the abbot, I found a suspicious young monk.

snort!

The abbot, Venerable Huiguang, said angrily, "It's not bad. If you pretend to be a monk in broad daylight, is there any Dharma?"

Leading the monks, they blocked Monk Biao, who was having a vegetarian meal, in the dining hall. The young monk was about to burst into a drink, when the elder monk waved his hand and said, "Wait until he is full before beating him up."

Monk Biao ate more and more slowly.

Abbot Huiguang is over sixty years old, worthy of being an abbot, with a compassionate heart, counting beads and waiting patiently.

Boss Biao was embarrassed to dawdle with the bottom of the bowl, turned around and bowed to thank Shi Zhai for his kindness.

The great monk Huiguang clasped his hands together and recited Anituo Buddha's way: "The almsgiver is not one of my Buddhas, so why do monks have monk certificates on their shoes?"

Cough!

"Abbot, please don't misunderstand me. The monk clothes were given by Huayun Temple. I am not a monk but a layman. I came out to experience life by my uncle's order. I have no evil thoughts in my heart.

what!

The great monk Huiguang knew Huayun Temple well, and Shuai Biao's words and deeds made him feel good, and praised: "It's a pity that the benefactor doesn't become a monk."

The little monk was lucky enough to practice a set of Vajra Fist exercises to teach him a lesson, but in the end it was useless.

The great monk praised Shuai Biao: "The almsgiver's dharma is solemn and predestined to my Buddha, and the ritual should put down the common world and enter my Buddhist gate, and promote the Buddha's teachings and build infinite merits."

beep!

Shuai Biao shook his head like a rattle, and said: "Poverty Taoist is inherently lustful, breaking the precepts every day is not what it takes to be a monk."

The great monk Huiguang did not give up and said: "My master is the great abbot of Qiyue Tianguang Temple. Only by entering his temple can he fully display the golden light of the almsgiver Arhat. I would like to accompany you there. How about the almsman?"

beep!

Shuai Biao shook his head and refused: "Thank you for the holy intention of the master. The fate of Xiaodao is only to travel around the world for a year on behalf of my uncle, and I have to go to school to marry a wife and have children. I don't have the heart to accompany Qingdeng Ancient Buddha."

uh uh!

The little monk was sweating all over his head and said: "Brother Dao, I don't know that beautiful women are skeleton spirits, stealing hearts and hurting sex is like entering a demon's den, I think it's better to become a monk!"

The abbot nodded and was very satisfied with the little monk who made up the knife. He was very spiritual and good, but he couldn't be kidnapped by a fake Taoist priest, so he sent him away quickly.

Ugh!

"Since the benefactor has no intention of paying homage to the Buddha, please leave. The Buddha does not save those who have no destiny." Master Huiguang said.

The master has no destiny with me, but I have a destiny with the young monk: "Little brother's name?"

"The little monk Bu Ji was good at Vajra Fist at the age of 16. He is not as good at subduing demons and demons as the abbot, but I rank third in memorizing scriptures, and the abbot is the first. There is no one in the whole temple who disagrees."

Shuai Biao thought of another chatterbox.

Bu Ji looked arrogant and said with his hands behind his back: "The little benefactor has not entered the Buddhist sect but relies on the Lord Buddha to make money. You should know the rules after eating fast today, and take off your monk's clothes immediately, so as not to be misunderstood by the Buddhist Law Enforcement Hall as a monk, and you will not be allowed to return to the vulgar if you are wrongly judged." .”

"What?"

The abbot and the great monk nodded and said: "Little benefactor, monks don't tell lies, so don't be careless about this matter!"

Oh oh oh!

Bu Ji cried so much. Back then, he pretended to be a monk to beg for food and was caught giving out porridge in the temple. He voluntarily entered Buddhism. The abbot was wearing cassocks and was handsome, holding a rosary. I was very envious.

Amitabha!

"Little brother's big rosary is so handsome."

Shuai Biao murmured knowingly: "The abbot is too young, the little monk doesn't have a rosary or even a wooden fish?"

The little monk Buji hurriedly explained: "The abbot's rosary is the treasure of the town temple, and the little monk will not be rewarded for nothing, but the benefactor should feel relieved after eating my vegetarian meal. Adding tens of thousands of sesame oil is not much money, right?"

what!

Shuai Biao looked at the little monk with interest, found an electronic wooden fish in the messenger bag and said: "If you sleep until dawn, the wooden fish will knock until dawn, and you can also record scriptures. Hahaha! You can chant scriptures and worship Buddha while sleeping. This magical instrument How are you?"

The little monk was speechless.

"Take it, your abbot has already left." Shuai Biao said.

Bu Ji smiled when he saw that the abbot was not there, and put the electronic wooden fish into the sleeve of the monk's robe.

The monks are not greedy for money, still staring at Shuai Biao's rosary, and said: "Do you want to drink the abbot's good tea, which is the best Maojian?"

"Great!"

Shuai Biao threw the amber rosary to the little monk Bu Ji, and said, "Mao Jian is two catties?"

What?

The little monk almost knelt down. The good tea was only two taels in total. The abbot didn’t have the heart to drink it twice in half a year. He hurriedly said: “The white lotus and cabbage green leaves in front of the main hall of the Buddha are so delicate and beautiful. Soaking in the spring can cure hundreds of poisons and give you ten catties.”

Cough!

Drink tea first and then donate tens of thousands of sesame oil money, and the kapok brocade cassock is regarded as great wealth.

Donated sesame oil, please ask the abbot to empower and consecrate the Lord Buddha to bless the donor. This time, he has made a lot of money. What is your surname?

"Under Tiger Three Tails, there's no need to consecrate, the head is already bright enough." Shuai Biao was lying.

"Brother Hu, the abbot has already kicked you out, so I can't keep you, and I can't make tea without an excuse!" Bu Ji said in an official tone.

Infinite Heavenly Venerate!

Eighteen amber rosary beads are as big as chicken eggs, and the uniformity of each is the best. I spent 500 million to invite them for the auction, and I will give them to you today.

Amitabha!

The little monk Buji took the amber rosary with a smile on his face and said, "Senior brother has lived for 30 to [-] years, and it is not too much to drink and eat meat every day.

Shuai Biao: "Go and make tea, arrange accommodation, and prepare a few sticks of high-grade incense, which can prevent mosquitoes and soothe the mind?"