Siheyuan: Plundering the luck of birds and beasts, I took off

Ma Hua, who was being scolded, noticed that He Yuzhu’s expression was a little wrong.

He asked in a low voice, “Master.” ”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Isn’t it uncomfortable somewhere?”

He Yuzhu’s stomach hurt at this time, and he couldn’t even speak.

After waving his hand at MCA, he rushed out of the cafeteria and ran to the toilet.

It seems that if you delay even a second, you will pull it in your pants.

“Poof~”

“Poof~”

……

As a result, the effect of pulling the thin charm came too fiercely, and after He Yuzhu rushed out of the cafeteria, he farted while running.

And it’s all loud farts.

Everyone who passed by him smelled a stench.

They all subconsciously covered their mouths and noses.

Even when he ran away, he could still smell the stench.

“What did the stupid pillar eat today, the fart is so smelly!”

“He’s not going to pull in his pants, is he?”

“Seeing him in such a hurry, he must have diarrhea and can’t find a toilet!”

“Now when I think of that smell just now, I feel sick and want to vomit!”

“Gag~”

……

The workers in the factory couldn’t help but complain loudly.

There were even two workers who immediately spat out after complaining.

He Yuzhu’s stomach disturbance soon spread throughout the rolling mill.

Many people cursed in private.

“Stupid Zhu has diarrhea now, he really deserves it!”

“It must be that he usually did too many bad things, and now he has been punished!”

“I have long said that there is no intention to harm people, and it is only a matter of time before he is punished in the cafeteria.”

“Isn’t it time to start enlightenment~”

“It’s best to pull that bastard to death, so that our factory canteen can change people to cook~”

……

As the head chef of the rolling mill canteen.

It can be said that in the hands of He Yuzhu, he has the power of life and death of all the employees of the factory who eats every day, and whether they can eat well!

But the guy was very upturned.

In addition to cooking for the factory leaders, he usually cooks large pots of dishes for the factory employees, and he never cooks them himself.

After they have prepared their own ingredients, let MCA stir-fry.

But a disciple of the MCA, the level of cooking is just like that.

It’s not unpalatable, but it can’t be said to be delicious.

The workers in the factory did not make fun of him for this.

It is said that the factory paid a lot of money to hire a cook back, which is specifically for the leaders of the factory, not for their workers.

In this regard, He Yuzhu never took these words to heart.

In his eyes, only the leaders of the factory can be worthy of eating the meals he personally cooks!

As for the others, they don’t deserve it at all!

Of course, that’s all.

After all, it is also human nature for him to want to please the leaders of the factory.

But the more disgusting place of this guy is still to come.

In order to be able to have more contact with those female workers in the factory, get rid of singleness as soon as possible, marry a wife and go home to live.

Every day at noon, he would go to the window of the cafeteria to feed the workers.

When I meet those female workers who are not married, I will deliberately talk to others poorly, and then give them more meat dishes.

Even if it is a female worker who already has a partner, he does not shy away from it.

Thinking to myself, what if those female workers took a fancy to him and were successfully pried into a corner by him?

But for male workers, as well as for married female workers.

He had a different attitude.

Not only do the meat dishes give them less, but even when playing vegetarian dishes, they have to use their own shaking spoon method.

Shake the original full spoonful of vegetables into less than half a spoonful.

Of the workers in the entire factory, only Yi Zhonghai can receive special care in his hands.

Such as Liu Haizhong, Jia Dongxu, Xu Damao, these people, that is not good at all, every time he has to be angry half to death.

The workers in the factory were full of complaints.

Therefore, most people do not like to queue up at He Yuzhu’s window to eat.

Unless you’re really hungry and can’t help it.

Now I learned that He Yuzhu had a stomach disturbance and was looking for toilets to fart everywhere in the factory.

The evil breath that everyone was holding in their hearts was instantly released, and they were all happy!

……

After He Yuzhu came out of the cafeteria, I didn’t know if it was bad luck or what.

I found several toilets in the factory one after another, and there were people inside!

But his current situation is very urgent, and he can’t wait for the people inside to come out.

I had to keep looking for other toilets in the factory.

But every two steps you take, the feeling of coming out is even stronger.

While walking, I came to the outside of a toilet.

Yi Zhonghai came out of it.

Seeing He Yuzhu’s sweaty appearance, he asked.

“Pillar, what’s wrong with you?”

“Did you eat a bad stomach?”

After speaking, he also wanted to help He Yuzhu.

“Poof~”

As a result, before he could get closer, the latter let out a loud fart.

He immediately covered his nose and took two steps to the side.

“Uncle, do you still have paper on you?”

“I came out in a hurry just now, I forgot to bring ~”

……

“Pillar, I ran out of paper just now.”

“Otherwise, you go to the bathroom first.”

“I went back to the workshop to pick it up and send it to you~”

Yi Zhonghai immediately shook his head.

Hearing this, He Yuzhu didn’t have time to say anything else at this time.

He only felt that if he delayed even another second, he would have to pull his trouser pocket inside.

“Poof~Poof~”

……

After two muffled sounds.

He Yuzhu pushed Yi Zhonghai away and rushed into the toilet.

Soon there was a crackling sound inside.

Yi Zhonghai, who listened, frowned outside.

Then he returned to the workshop and took the paper for He Yuzhu.

Wait until he comes back again.

From a distance, you can smell a strange smell wafting from the toilet.

“Pillar, this is what to eat.”

“Why is it so smelly!”

Then he pinched his nose and shouted twice outside the toilet.

“Pillar, did you pull it clean?”

“I brought you the tissue.”

Hearing the voice, He Yuzhu answered inside.

“Uncle, help me bring the paper in.”

“My stomach is troublesome, I guess I have to squat for a while~”

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai immediately shook his head.

Then he pinched two pieces of paper and stuffed them in his nostrils.

He walked in holding his breath.

But even so, as soon as he walked into the toilet, he felt dizzy.

Because it stinks!

All stinked him with hallucinations!

“Pillar, give me this paper and you put it here~”

“You’ll be yourself for a while~”

“Pillar! Get out of the way! ”

Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to throw the tissue paper on the ground, and then quickly left.

Halfway through the words, he suddenly slipped under his feet!

Unguarded, he rushed towards He Yuzhu!

In this era, the toilets in the factory are all open public toilets.

Not to mention the door, between the two squatting positions, there is not even a cement board to shield!

When Yi Zhonghai’s feet slid towards He Yuzhu, when he saw the big butt of the white flower flower and the wild yellow liquid, he suddenly felt bad in his heart.

Shouting loudly for He Yuzhu to dodge.

But the latter had diarrhea and made a lot of trouble, squatting there and squatting his legs and feet had long been numb.

When he saw Yi Zhonghai rushing over, he couldn’t move his steps if he wanted to dodge.

Shocked, he shouted, “Uncle! ”

“Don’t face me~”

Halfway through He Yuzhu’s words, Yi Zhonghai directly shoveled one of his legs.

The latter, due to inertia, plopped, fell directly into the cesspool.

And He Yuzhu squatted for too long at that time, and both feet were already numb.

After being shoveled by Yi Zhonghai to one leg, he immediately lost his balance.

I wanted to support it with my hands.

As a result, the slate of the toilet was too slippery, I didn’t catch it, and I fell with it.

Just right, an ass sat on Yi Zhonghai’s face!

“Poof~”

“Poof~”

After He Yuzhu sat on Yi Zhonghai’s face, a feeling of comfort that he had never felt before made his whole body relax all of a sudden.

At the same time, the menacing intent was all released in an instant.

Directly jumped Yi Zhonghai’s face!

He was about to speak, and asked He Yuzhu to quickly get up from his head and not suffocate him in the dung pit.

The result was not expected.

One mouth, just a mouth full of Xiang.

Suddenly disgusting, I can’t wait to even spit out the overnight dinner of the previous two days!