Siheyuan: Plundering the luck of birds and beasts, I took off

“Stupid pillar, that bastard, must have drugged the food I ate!”

“My stomach, why is it so uncomfortable~”

Just when Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu both fell into the dung pit, they were complaining to each other and preparing to climb up.

Xu Damao covered his stomach and hurried to the toilet.

While complaining, he casually found a pit, took off his pants and began to pour.

After some comfort, Xu Damao faintly heard that someone seemed to be scolding himself.

And the sound was familiar.

It seems to be He Yuzhu’s voice?

Then he turned his head and glanced around.

It turned out that there was no one else in the toilet except himself.

I thought he was hallucinating, but I didn’t think much about it.

After pouring out hard, I felt that the whole person was instantly refreshed.

This time, however, the scolding grew louder.

“Xu Damao!”

“You are a hook mother, hurry up and get out of the way for Lao Tzu!”

“Wang Baegg!”

“Lao Tzu can’t go up and fly to kill you!”

Hearing He Yuzhu’s scolding again, Xu Damao rubbed his ears to make sure that he had not heard correctly.

After looking around, after making sure there was no one, he looked down.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t look at it, you are immediately shocked when you see it.

He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai were standing in the dung pit at this time, pointing to themselves and cursing and saying something.

And on the heads of the two of them, there was a yellow filth.

I think it should be that the things I just pulled out have all fallen on their heads!

No wonder just now, I kept hearing the sound of stupid pillars cursing.

After reacting, Xu Damao immediately laughed happily.

He has always been the most bullied person in the courtyard.

Even Jia Dongxu was able to command in front of him because He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai supported him.

He himself was also cleaned up by He Yuzhu many times.

I have long wanted to find an opportunity to take revenge on He Yuzhu.

As a result, I didn’t expect to make a stomach trouble and go to the toilet.

Finally let himself seize the opportunity to take revenge on them.

So he pretended not to see or hear his and Yi Zhonghai’s voices.

I started whistling and leisurely going to the toilet.

I can’t wait to dump all the little goods in my stomach.

It’s better to fall into He Yuzhu’s mouth!

“Xu Damao !!!”

“You’re a beast, you!”

“Bah! Bah! ”

“Gag~”

Just as Xu Damao wished.

He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai saw that Xu Damao had clearly seen them, but deliberately ignored them.

He cursed in the cesspool.

As a result, as soon as he scolded two words, he was covered by Xiang, who fell from above, and his face was pasted.

Some were directly eaten into their mouths by the two of them!

Until this time, Xu Damao slowly took out the paper and wiped his butt.

I looked surprised.

“Yay!”

“Uncle, silly pillar?”

“How did you two fall into the cesspool?”

“When did this happen?”

“When I came to the bathroom just now, you didn’t know what to stop me.”

“I had diarrhea today, and I was running thin.”

“You must have pulled you in the face just now, right?”

“Don’t be eaten by you, that thing is dirty~”

……

Xu Damao said while fanning the smell with his hand.

This can kill He Yuzhu in the dung pit, as well as Yi Zhonghai’s gas.

The former pointed at him and scolded: “Xu Damao! ”

“Just now, you obviously saw me and my grandfather, and you were pouting and!”

“Your grandson must have done this with intention!”

“When I go up, see if I don’t clean you up!”

……

“Da Mao, don’t say anything else, quickly pull the two of us up.”

“It’s really uncomfortable to stay here.”

“After falling down for a while, I felt itchy all over my body.”

“If I stay any longer, I will have to spit out all my bitter guts.”

“Gag~”

Although Yi Zhonghai now fell into the dung pit, he knew very well in his heart.

Now only Xu Damao can quickly rescue them.

At this time, the only way to say good things to him is to beg him.

But He Yuzhu also threatened Xu Damao!

If the latter is angry, he will go directly.

The two of them don’t know how long they’ll be in the cesspool!

Moreover, Xu Damao is in their yard, and it is not a shame to be discovered by him about falling into the dung pit.

But if it is known by other people in the factory, and the whole factory knows by then, then it will be a shame and thrown to my grandmother’s house.

So he secretly scolded his pig teammate in his heart!

Quickly said good things to Xu Damao.

The latter sneered at this time.

Not to mention those things that happened in the yard before.

Just by the words that He Yuzhu threatened him just now.

He had to let Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu show their faces well.

“Sir, I know I want to save you.”

“But I don’t have any tools in my hands right now.”

“Don’t worry~”

“I’ll go find someone to save you!”

……

“Ouch ~ Damao!”

“Don’t go!”

……

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he ran out directly to the toilet.

No matter how Yi Zhonghai shouted in the dung pit, he didn’t pay attention to him.

“Comrades, come and see!”

“Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai fell into the dung pit!”

“Everyone, come and see!”

……

After running out of the toilet, Xu Damao gave full play to his ability to come from the propaganda department.

Started shouting non-stop propaganda.

I can’t wait for everyone in the factory to know that He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai fell into the dung pit and ate a mouthful of Xiang.

After some workers heard it in the workshop, they put down their things and ran out to see the bustle.

The guards of the section also arrived quickly.

When I saw Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu, the embarrassed look in the dung pit.

Chief Chen ordered people to rescue them.

But those who guarded the section could not stand the stench, and none of them dared to step forward.

In the end, I found a few cleaners who cleaned the toilets from the factory and gave them a reward of five yuan each.

Only then did Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu be rescued from the dung pit.

As a result, the two of them had just come out of the cesspool.

Even the cleaners, who clean the toilets all year round, did not hold back.

Directly vomited.

The scene was followed by a sound of nausea and vomiting.

“Groove! This stinks! ”

“Lao Tzu has never smelled such a stinky smell in his life, and he almost spit out my overnight meal!”

“I really don’t know how Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu stayed in such a smelly place, why didn’t they smoke the two of them to death?”

“I heard Xu Damao say that when he went to the toilet, he found that the two of them had fallen into the dung pit.”

“At that time, I had already pulled the in my stomach clean.”

“Xing Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu and the two of them have already eaten a lot in their stomachs, right?”

“It’s so disgusting, I already knew that I wouldn’t come out to make this fun!”

……

Hearing the words that everyone scolded loudly at this time, Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu were two.

It’s like a rat crossing the street, disliked by everyone.

Chief Chen shouted at the two of them from a distance at this time.

“Yi Zhonghai, silly pillar!”

“The cleaners who got you up just now, I promised to give each of them five dollars.”

“You have to pay for the money!”

“If you don’t give it, I’ll have to invite you to the security section!”

“Also, you two hurry up and find a place to take a bath!”

“Stinky and baked, it vomited everyone!”

“Hurry up!”

“Gag~”

After speaking, Chief Chen couldn’t resist the urge to vomit out in his heart.

After retching twice, he quickly fled the scene.

I was afraid that if I stayed a little longer, I would have to be smoked to death by both of them.

At the same time, the workers who were watching the bustle also fled.

It was like hiding from the two of them.

Seeing this situation, Yi Zhonghai’s gaze suddenly became cold.

He never thought that he would be seen as a joke by the whole factory one day.

And it’s still the kind that is thrown into my grandmother’s house in disgrace!

“Poof~”

At this time, He Yuzhu didn’t hold back, and let out another stuffy fart.

Smell the ugly smell.

Yi Zhonghai slammed on his ass and kicked him!