Song Tan Jishi

Chapter 855 855. Live broadcast of cooking pig food

 Good guy! Good guy!

 When seeing this title, not only the workers, but also all the early birds were trembling with anger!

Being a social worker on a daily basis is already very difficult, why is it so annoying to watch a live broadcast? ! Don’t read it if you don’t want to, but such a saucy title must have been given by the gangster brother, he is a headline-grabber!

What does this have to do with our innocent and lovely teacher Qiaoqiao?

 Everyone is brushing their teeth/taking the subway/bus/putting on makeup/lying on the bed...and at the same time clicking on the link!

Oh, the screen is black, it hasn’t started yet.

Everyone stared at the preview and waited with gritted teeth. After waiting for more than 20 minutes, Qiaoqiao's beautiful face was revealed over there.

 Hey, we are closer, my baby looks even better!

  【Dip, sightseeing card】

  【What kind of sunscreen does the anchor use? Why is it still dark after a summer of farm work? 】

　　【I also want to ask! There is a lot of live broadcasting time in the summer, most of which are outdoor work... Why are you still so white? 】

　　【I know this question! Use the Great Shift of the Universe to project all the melanin onto the underworld brother! 】

　　【Full of nonsense, but it makes sense! 】

  【Ask what sunscreen? Real men have to face ultraviolet rays - where's the luxurious breakfast? 】

  【I want to see if there is any luxurious breakfast that I cannot eat】

  【The migrant worker holding vegetable buns looks sadly at other people's luxurious breakfast】

　　【Well... I bought four white steamed buns. Is it okay to eat them during the live broadcast? 】

　　【My personal test showed no problem, I also ordered takeout...but it’s easy to get more and more sad the more you eat it】

  【But...where is the luxurious breakfast? 】

  【Luxury breakfast, luxury breakfast, luxury breakfast, knock on the plate and wait! ! 】

Qiaoqiao knows nothing about the enthusiasm of barrages.

He put his cell phone on the corner of the stove, then hummed and brought in a large pumpkin weighing several dozen kilograms:

 “Children, today I will teach you how to cook pig food!”

 It was early in the morning, and the few barrages became even more sluggish.

　　【Luxury breakfast...is it for the pigs or for me? 】

[Dog thief ah, ah, your title party! 】

　　【Holding the steamed buns in my hands, I shed tears of joy in the morning. Finally one day I beat...the pig in terms of food】

 【Cook pig food, cook pig food, cook pig food...】

　　【The takeaway has just arrived, can I still watch the live broadcast? 】

 They say theirs, Qiaoqiao is busy, Qiaoqiao’s.

This pumpkin is a local pumpkin. One can weigh more than ten kilograms. I don’t know whose vegetable garden the vegetable seller who delivers vegetables every day wraps it from. Large and small ones are mixed together.

When delivering food, the cart was full. Master Jiang saw it and thought it was pretty good. After asking about the price, he discussed it with Song Tan and decided to order it.

 Don’t mention it, it’s only 35 cents per pound, it’s a big pile in a corner!

 Make a pumpkin steamed bun today, stew some meat tomorrow, and cook pumpkin soup the day after tomorrow... Seeing that this pile is getting bigger, you can't eat it every time, right?

No, as soon as the stove was built, most of it was used to feed the pigs.

Qiao Qiao groaned and lifted a basket and placed it next to the stove. She first held the hose connected to the faucet to the pot and filled it with half a pot of water. Then she filled it with firewood. Then she picked up the one that was currently unused at home (the seventh cousin saw it). (not above) thick-backed kitchen knife, the "click" is a chop!

 This knife seemed to be the beginning, and then he chopped vegetables with a bold and unscrupulous sound. The sound of "duangduangduang" kept echoing in the mountains, causing several pigs to grunt and chirp, especially dissatisfied.

Especially the wild and sturdy wild boar Dahei. If the king hadn't been watching it from the side, it would have jumped the hurdle in three steps right now!

What a sin! They tricked the pigs into coming in, and now they ate two scoops of chaff early in the morning. Who could eat them?

And Qiaoqiao has already finished chopping a large pumpkin.

The number of barrages unknowingly increased...

　　【Help, I just drank a cup of black coffee to be full of energy for work, and now I feel sleepy again! 】

  【This big pumpkin is so good! I want to drink pumpkin soup]    [A small piece of old pumpkin the size of a palm in the supermarket sells for 3.5 yuan, how come pigs eat it so well]

  【In other words, should this pig be sold? 】

　　【Good boy, make the pig fatter, and the Chinese New Year pig-killing vegetables are waiting for me! 】

  【Without me, I would be more resentful than the King of Hell】

　　【One pumpkin is not enough! Chop ten more! 】

 【Would it be a bit monotonous to only eat pumpkin? My steamed buns were even served with sauce this morning】

Just after this barrage was posted, Qiaoqiao said "Ouch" again and quickly carried another basket to the edge of the pool.

You can’t see it in the live broadcast room, but he has forgotten about the camera. He took a shoe brush and brushed the sweet potatoes with dirt inside one by one. He brushed carefully and cleanly to ensure that the pigs would not eat any dirt.

When he came over again carrying the dripping basket, he remembered today’s teaching task and said:

“Children, don’t be picky about food, and don’t be a pig with unbalanced nutrition, so today we have sweet potatoes in addition to pumpkins!”

"look!"

 He took out a sweet potato head from the basket:

“This is the small end that I accidentally broke off while digging the sweet potatoes. The larger half is going to be dried in the sun today. This one is not easy to cut, so I boiled it directly.”

 After saying that, he threw it into the pot.

Immediately afterwards, there was an irregular sweet potato the size of a fist, and a sweet potato as thick as a cucumber: "This kind is not easy to slice, and this kind is too small, so give it to Piggy too!"

“Children, if there are unwanted sweet potatoes in the field, don’t waste them. You can take them back, wash them and feed them to the pigs! They also like to eat them raw!”

  【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

  【I cried too, I have neither sweet potatoes nor pigs】

  【Howling, is it my fault that there is no sweet potato field】

　　【It’s the anchor’s sweet potato, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

　　【I'm not picky about sweet potato heads. Sell me, sell me, sell me! 】

　　【I can also eat raw food, ahah, I felt deeply resentful watching the live broadcast】

  New fans:…

so weird!

The fans in this live broadcast room are so weird, and the content is so weird... Take another look!

The messy red-skinned and white-skinned sweet potato heads were pulled into the pot. Qiaoqiao took out two more sweet potatoes that were not too big and not too small. "Look, after the pig food is cooked, they will be buried in the stove! I have a sister." One! I really like the dry and fragrant surface of roasted sweet potatoes!"

He is a qualified teacher. At this moment, he solemnly reminds: "Everyone must not put sweet potatoes in when the fire is raging. If you are not careful, they will burn into black charcoal!"

  【I don’t want to say anything anymore】

  【I don't bake because I don't like baking by nature, not because I don't have a stove】

  【One more indescribable technology】

　　【Sincere question, is the anchor's family short of someone to cook pig food? Unemployed college student will work as a waiter tomorrow if he runs out of ammunition and food]

  【I am not looking down on waiters when I am also unemployed, it is just that my four-year university tuition and living expenses are very expensive.】

　　【I don’t need to explain the previous one, I understand... I can’t stand being unemployed and have already forced myself to do sales】

　　【Sad, although I can excel anywhere if I have the ability, I am just an ordinary person! 】

The big bear should also appear this month.

Update 2, good night in advance!

Next, we will dry the sweet potatoes live. Selling dried sweet potatoes.

Also, a sincere question, how do some authors do it if they make 10,000 per day? I feel like I'm useless after just one day...

 (End of this chapter)