Song Tan Jishi

Chapter 958 958. Five yuan left

Old Mrs. Tang was surprised: "Is that a towel on your sofa? Isn't it what it is?" She was shocked by the gaudy colors as soon as she entered the living room. She thought it was a unique aesthetic in the countryside and couldn't bear to take a closer look. .

"No!" Ulan curled his lips with disdain: "They are young children who know how to look good. Those creamy yellow and creamy white sofas are not stain-resistant at all. You said we are tired after working in the fields. No, I wanted to sit on the sofa, but there was a big gray mark right away..."

She felt proud: "Then I put on these old coarse cloth sheets, which saved me a lot of trouble! I don't even have to wash the sofa cover!"

Song Tan was helpless: "Mom, that's the elastic sofa cover I asked Zhao Fangyuan to find specially. If it's dirty, just take it off. Once it's cleaned, just pull the elastic band and put it on..."

 Later an old coarse cloth bed sheet solved all the problems, and she had to pretend that the sofa cover could not be removed.

Ulan:…

Stubborn mother raised her neck and said: "Isn't my old coarse cloth pretty? Everyone who comes here praises it for its bright color!"

Mrs. Tang didn’t even know what to say.

That's true, she was still muttering when she came. She had visited the living room of Song Tan's house - it was bright and transparent, the lighting and layout were simple and elegant, and the furniture was furnished in warm tones.

There are only two sets of sofas in the large living room, each of which is fat and shows rough and colorful stripes, like two big lumps of conspicuous bags in this quiet room...

Qi Baishi deserves to be praised for his bright appearance when he comes!

 It’s so eye-catching!

Now Teacher Tang just sighed: "Withdraw it, withdraw it... Although this scene does not fit the theme no matter what, it always looks cleaner and more photogenic."

"Theme?" Ulan paused as he was about to go out: "What theme? Did you say what theme you just called?"

Mrs. Tang shook her head: "They didn't say anything about the theme, but I thought since it was a publicity opportunity, I had to seize it as much as possible—"

"No matter how clear the words of young people nowadays are, and the data reports from various places show how prosperous the countryside is, in fact, what everyone likes to see is the quiet countryside, what they are looking for is the feelings of childhood, and the countryside in their minds is still An earthen house with a big courtyard and an iron pot and stove with peonies and quilts.”

Ulan muttered: "In this age, if we are still like this, then we can't help the poor?"

Teacher Tang sighed helplessly: "People like to see some subconscious stereotypes."

 But what about the Song Tan family?

A large country villa, and the decoration is even more advanced than the luxury houses in the city. It is equipped with all the furniture, home appliances and smart appliances.

 There is no shortage of small appliances in the kitchen...

 It doesn’t give people the impression of a simple rural family.

Song Tan shook his head: "That doesn't matter!"

 She knows that Mrs. Tang has good intentions and wants to help them improve their reputation as much as possible, do more promotion, and seize every opportunity.

 That's exactly what she's doing.

 Instead of an ordinary family farm, listening to her words can save 10 years of detours.

 But the problem is, I don’t need it at home!

Even if she rents a house in the city, she can still make a fortune by growing anything on the balcony. This is her greatest confidence.

 Therefore, Song Tan also told Teacher Tang the truth: "I don't care what you said."

“I now have fans online and several offline partners, so I don’t have to worry about selling anything.”

“Including this selection, if it weren’t for the fact that it would be easier to get policy preferences later, I wouldn’t be interested in participating.”

“Teacher Tang, don’t worry. This is the life we ​​have earned through our own skills, so just show it openly.”

Old Mrs. Tang was a little surprised.

“Do you really not care about fame or anything like that?”

She said seriously: "Song Tan, it is not a bad thing for young people to gain fame and fortune. On the contrary, it can encourage people to work hard. Sometimes, if you are famous enough, it will eliminate a lot of troubles." Song Tan shook his head: "But it will also cause a lot of trouble. I'm not interested."

 She is really not interested.

Teacher Tang saw it and suddenly became happy: "Okay, okay!"

“Let me tell you, once a person has no greed and delusion, although he will not have the drive to work hard, he will be more likely to succeed - Song Tan, I think you can do it.”

“I don’t care about interviews or anything like that. I’ll do whatever makes your family happy.”

“That’s not possible!” Song Tan also looked at her with a smile: “There are indeed many things in our family that we don’t think carefully about. Teacher Tang, don’t be embarrassed to ask for advice that you should give us!”

Mrs. Tang also laughed: "Okay, take off those old coarse sheets quickly. Otherwise, when people look back and take a picture, what kind of style do you have?"

Wulan listened to them talking so much, but in the final analysis, he still didn't look down on his bed sheets! Shaking his head at this moment, Ma slipped into the living room to clean up.

Educated people are tactful and don’t ramble on in one sentence. This is troublesome!

Song Sancheng listened silently to what they said in Yunshanwuyuan, and only grasped one factor -

“Then if I want to look good on camera, why don’t I bring some dogs back and give them a bath?”

Ouch! This is an important matter!

That's all for the ones in the factory, but the few dogs on the pasture are led by the dogs who are on duty now and the kings who are walking back and forth. It's called letting yourself go. They dare to writhe back and forth in the river beach in the winter. If you accidentally step on them, Two feet of cow dung...

　　His!

 Song Sancheng felt a little embarrassed when he recalled it.

Qiaoqiao suddenly became frightened and shouted: "The King, Three Treasures and Five Treasures, Princess Xanthium and Xiao Shi, licked my face today! They don't eat shit, do they?!"

 Everyone:…

The next moment, Ulan came out of the living room: "Song Qiaoqiao! How many times have I told you, remember to wash your hands and face after a dog licks you! I told you that your face is still chapped after staring at you for the past two days..."

I was playing with the dog on the river beach, and my face was licked with saliva. When the cold wind blew, my face became dry again...can I not get chapped? It’s good if it’s not frozen!

Qiaoqiao quickly touched her cheek: "No chaps, no chaps!"

Song Tan found out that there were indeed no cracks, but the cheeks were a little dry, rough and red. For an average man, that wouldn't be a big deal.

But who made Qiao Qiao look so fair and tender now that even the slightest flaw on her face would be magnified?

She had no choice but to take advantage of her sister:

 “First of all, our dog doesn’t eat shit.”

“Secondly, in winter, if a dog licks your face and you come back without washing it, your 50 yuan salary will be deducted!”

 Qiaoqiao was dumbfounded immediately.

After a while, he came to his senses: "Sister, I have to keep the 50 yuan a day to raise the dog, Big White Goose, Sister Big Bear, and the field. After raising them, is there any leftover that can be deducted?"

 You boy!

Song Tan looked at him: This little guy is quite bright when he shouldn't be!

 “Well!” She said seriously: “There are five yuan left.”

I have never done any selection, but I have read a lot of vegetable and fruit selection reports. The long text and various official language made me dizzy and drowsy.

In short, I wrote the following selection plot blindly. If there are any bugs, please tell me but don’t scold me.

Update 1, there was another update left yesterday.

　　　In addition, it seems to be 2 million words...I am so amazing! !

 (End of this chapter)