Song Tan Jishi

 Let’s not discuss the ownership of the five yuan for now - there is no way to discuss it. If we discuss it further, it’s time for Qiao Qiao to ask, why didn’t he see the rest of his salary from the beginning to the end?

  After all, there were not that many dogs at the beginning, and there were not that many geese at the beginning.

 Song Sancheng did bring the dog back and planned to wash it.

Fairy Song Tan was eager to give it a try at first. After all, the dogs at home were all short-haired dogs, which were easy to wash, wipe and tidy up.

 Until she saw two border collies...

 "Qiaoqiao, come and wash! They like you the most!"

 “Okay, okay!”

 He suddenly asked again: "How to wash?"

 It is shameful to say that several of the dogs in the family run around in the fields on the mountain every day, and even plunge into ponds when the weather is hot. Therefore, even though the old Song family has been raising the dogs for more than half a year, no one has even thought of bathing the dogs.

 Of course, this is quite common in rural areas, so no one asks about it at all.

 So, Qiaoqiao has no experience at all on how to wash a dog.

 And what about Song Tan?

 She thought for a while: "Wait a minute, I'll ask."

However, the dog brother Sun Shouping did not answer the phone. Song Tan waited for a while, and it seemed that it would get dark if he continued to delay.

　　, she hurriedly searched through Baidu, and as soon as the words came to her lips, the knowledge she had just learned flowed out again...

 So I had to conclude: "You can bathe them the same way you bathe yourself."

 “Oh!” Qiaoqiao understood.

 Then he asked: "Then can I teach the children?"

"Okay!" Song Tan waved his hand: "Let Brother Yanping help you, and you can wash them quickly."

OK!

Qiaoqiao waved her hand: "Come on, come into the bathroom!"

Hence, several dogs, including the king, stood at the door of the living room, hesitantly following his call, and happily entered the house with small steps.

 The king used his strong body to fill the bathroom first.

Zhang Yanping was busy setting the name of the live broadcast room, but worried at the same time: "All the dogs have come back to take a bath. Is it okay if no one in the mountains and fields can watch?"

"Okay!" Song Tan looked at the sky: "They have short hair, and it takes a few hours to wash them, so no one will pay attention to this few hours, right? The time is too precise."

Hours, let’s break through the golden cherry blossoms in front of the fence first.

“And isn’t there a large area of ​​surveillance on the mountain?”

 It is a shame to say that this monitoring money is probably wasted, and it has not had even the slightest effect so far - it may also have had a deterrent effect.

 In short, Song Tan is very confident that the dog has left his job temporarily.

 Nothing else, it’s just that Dabai and Goose Girl are still walking around every day...

 Here, Zhang Yanping has also set up a live broadcast room—

 【Non-professional dog washing teaching, please do not imitate, there will be consequences at your own risk】

 Very good, the name alone is full of dissuasive effect.

 But the fans are rebellious, so no!

　At this moment, I rushed over as soon as the live broadcast started——

【What? Wash the dog? Do single dogs need to be washed? 】

　　【What to wash? Washing a single dog? Who will wash it? 】

  【Anchor wash me! Then beat some milk, add salt, and make a paste...]

　　【The one from Northeast China in front of you, right? You must have thoroughly understood the bathing culture]

　　【How about taking a shower before it gets dark? 】

  【His! Southerners shut up! We in the north don’t have showers, only hot baths! 】

 【We also use hot water for showering...】

　　【Can't a shivering northern dog not hear the words "shower"? 】

At the beginning of the live broadcast, Zhang Yanping stared at the live broadcast room and fell silent.

 “Just...they are quite idle.”

 He evaluated cautiously and did not comment on the mental state of contemporary netizens. I just quickly added:

“Everyone, please read the title clearly! Non-professional dog washers should never imitate it. If you imitate, we will be irresponsible!”

 Then he picked up the phone and entered the bathroom. And the netizens in front of the screen:…

 There is a mist, what are you looking at? Want to see Wonderland?

　　【…】

　　…It’s hard to comment. The gangster brother didn’t study physics in junior high school, right? Hot and cold alternate, water vapor evaporates, what do we see? 】

　　【The gangster brother must not be short-sighted, right? Have you ever worn glasses? 】

　　【Understood, this is how a fairy washes a dog, and there is a reason why we are not allowed to learn it】

　　【Yeah, who made me lose my spiritual roots...】

Zhang Yanping was also stunned when he looked at the dense water mist that quickly gathered on the screen.

 After a while, he quickly wiped his mobile phone and put it up to the window, where the moisture was not so heavy and could spread.

At this moment, Qiaoqiao had already used the showerhead to wet the king's body carefully.

He really doesn’t know how to wash a dog, but since his sister said it, it must be okay!

 So—

“Children, today I will teach you how to wash your dog! This way you can also give your own dog a bath.”

　　【Very good, click me, right? You know I don’t have a dog to stab me on purpose, right?]

　　【If you have a cat, take a bath...don't even mention it, it's all blood and tears】

　　【Silently hugging my Teddy tightly...this thing has to be styled in a pet shop, otherwise no matter how you wash it at home, you will only end up with a sloppy dog ​​with a middle parting】

【I'm asking here, have you ever felt that the same toiletries smell fragrant when washed out by pet shops, but smell like dog when washed out by yourself?】

  【What a sin, my dog ​​toiletries are 698, I use two yuan of sulfur soap】

  【What do anchors use? Seeking Amway]

　　【Open my eyes and take a closer look - used by the anchor: Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing! 】

In front of the camera, Qiao Qiao was standing next to the king, squeezing out a dollop of shampoo: "Your Majesty, let me wash your hair first!"

Fans in the live broadcast room watched helplessly as he rubbed bubbles, then rubbed bubbles on the king’s head, and then continued to rub bubbles while saying seriously:

"Children, we need to wash the dog's head first! But Wang's hair is short and he is a boy, so I don't need conditioner... Teacher Tang said that she needs to use conditioner when washing her hair."

Everyone in the live broadcast room:…

  【Is it possible...that a dog has hair all over its body? 】

　　【Oh, rub that bubble of yours down a little more! 】

　　【I have never owned a dog, so I sincerely ask, do dogs also need to wash their hair first and then their body? Are your feet washed last? Can I use a bath towel? 】

  【Laughing to death, hahahahahahahaha】

  【Actually, I like to take a shower first and then wash my hair at home... Tsk, it sounds a bit weird to say it】

And Zhang Yanping took a look at the barrage, then looked at Qiao Qiao's movements, and finally understood what went wrong -

“Qiao Qiao, when a dog takes a bath...you don’t need to separate the head and body, right? Just squeeze in more shampoo and rub the whole body!”

Your Majesty’s hair is short. Although it grows denser in winter, it is easy to rub. Just treat it twice like this.

 It’s better not to rub salt and add essential oil, right?

"ah?"

However, Qiaoqiao turned her head and looked at him, her eyes full of disbelief:

“Brother Yanping, don’t you use soap or a bath towel? Are you a little sloppy?”

 He emphasized: "Shampoo cannot clean the whole body!"

Zhang Yanping:…

 “I’m talking about a dog! It’s a dog!!”

Different dogs have different cleaning and care procedures. Urban pet dogs should also follow the advice of professionals. This chapter is for entertainment only! ! ! ! !

 Update 2.

 There is still a chapter to make up for yesterday’s chapter…but I’m so sleepy! Tomorrow.

Good night!