The Charming Villain Just Wants To Be A Salted Fish

The Seventh Night Part 2

Sean, who never expressed his feelings, actually chuckled. He quickly approached Long Aotian and took the kitten that was covered in various colors into his arms. “I’ll do it myself.”

Left with nothing in his arms, Long Aotian was stunned to see the little thing removed from his arms and into Sean’s. That young cute thing seemed to look like it had been wronged which unexpectedly softened his heart.

As he looked at Sean’s departing figure, he scratched his head and asked a vampire maid next to him, “Hey, wh-where is there a cat seller?”

The maid was startled. “Do you want to buy a cat?”

“Of course not.” Long Aotian shook his head. “Go out and snatch one!”

Sean returned to the room with the aggrieved kitten who buried her head in his arms. As soon as they reached the room, the kitten jumped out of his arms. She fell on the soft rug and bared her teeth at him. “Change me back!”

The smile on Sean’s lips lightly rose and he squatted gently in front of her. “The meow just now was good. Why don’t you do it again so I can hear it?”

“…”

Joyce raised her front paw angrily to strike him.

But how could her insignificant attack hurt Sean at all? Instead, he held her soft paws in the palms of his hand.

“Wh-where did you learn that? Turning a person into a cat?”

Sean slightly paused and casually said, “School of Magic.”

He looked down at the cat’s eager eyes and asked, “Do you want to go there and have a look?”

Joyce nodded at once.

Sean’s fingertips gently slid to the fluffy cheeks of the kitten. “I’ll take you there when you tidy up the rose garden.”

“When will you change me back?”

Joyce could not draw back from the palm of his hands. The kitten’s soft body relaxed onto the carpet. It was so cute that it felt like he was about to melt with her. Sean picked up the kitty by its two soft claws into his arms and walked to the bathroom.

Alarm bells started ringing in Joyce’s mind, and she quickly grabbed the bathroom door. “What are you going to do? Let me go!”

Sean picked an eyebrow and innocently replied, “I’m taking you to the bath, of course.”

“No! Let go!”

Joyce clung to the door even more and refused to let go. Her face was burning so hot that if a cat could blush, then she would definitely be red beyond recognition.

Sean’s eyes still carried a smile. He reached out and grabbed the two cat paws clinging to the door.

“What are you doing?”

The maid’s voice came from behind them. Joyce sealed her lips and did not dare to speak. However, the cat paws still clung to the door.

“I’m going to give it a bath,” Sean said in a good mood, he never talked with any of the maids.

The vampire maid followed his eyes and looked at the dirty kitten in his arms. “Yes, it should be given a bath.”

Joyce rolled her eyes. “…”

“But I heard that cats are very resistant to bathing.”

“Mhm.” Sean rubbed the cat’s little head. “Go back to work. I can do it.”

Seeing that there was nothing inappropriate happening in the room, the maid left and closed the door.

Ten thousand images that were unsuitable for children flashed through Joyce’s mind. Sean actually wanted to do such a thing to her when she became a cat! She rapidly flailed her cat paws.

“Wha-what are you going to do to me?!”

“Even… even though I kidnapped you, and I… I suck your blood, you can’t…”

She pushed with her cat paws and continued to hit Sean’s shoulder, trying to escape from him. However, right now she only had two soft front paws that were so weak. How could she escape from his hands?”.

“Don’t mess around…”

“Wah…”

“It’s my fault for being greedy for your beauty! But this kind of thi-thing has to be consensual, right? I-I’m not ready yet, why don’t you give me some more time…”

“This kind of thing?” Sean’s voice had a playful tone. “What kind of thing?”

“How can you make a girl like me say it out loud…” Joyce buried her head in his neck and said sheepishly, “But how do I say this? I’m a modern woman. I know I must be emitting a fatal charm all the time. If you can’t help yourself, I will…”

With a “pfft” and before she could finish her words, she was thrown into a bathtub full of water.

And right before she fell into the warm water, she was changed back from a kitten to her original appearance.

She sat in the water, looking at Sean, who was holding back his smile.

Without a word, Sean turned around and walked out of the bathroom.

Joyce stared blankly at his back. “Hey, you aren’t…”

Sean stopped and looked back at her. “What? Did you want to invite me in?”

“…” Joyce shook her head at once.

Sean turned back and handed her a small mirror. “Although you are ‘emitting a fatal charm all the time’, shouldn’t you take a proper bath right now?”

Confused, Joyce looked at the mirror in his hand. As expected, she saw a familiar face but it was covered in different colors. Aside from how funny she looked, the word “charm” had nothing to do with it.

“…”

Even after Sean had walked out of the bathroom, she still could not recover. She sat blankly in the bathtub and looked at the empty bathroom…

What the hell did I just say?!

…I don’t want to be a human anymore!!!

Oh.

Right. 

I’m not human.