The Cutest Omniversal Shopkeeper.

When I arrived outside the ministry, there were alot of people whispering. I approached the desk and said

"I would like to see the minister, I have a proposition for him."

The man nodded as he knew who I was and brought me to his office.

"Look who it is the worlds ric.h.e.s.t man Novaverael, p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e to finally meet you I'm Cornelius Fudge. You can just call me Cornelius, as I'm sure your here for buisness?" He said smiling.

I drop a bag of 75million galleons on the table, and he looked with a dropped jaw.

"Th-this surely dont you think this is too much, this will be on a yearly basis you know?" He said.

"I know, and now I'm the most influential man in magical Britain. Just so you know, I recently bought the daily prophet and I have many connections. Not just here, but throughout the world. Even borgin and burkes ,bow down to me. Also the goblins and leprechauns owe me a great deal more then they payed. I might be the only hope from the disaster to come." I said shocking him to the core.

"Y-you do you know anything about that?!!"

he asked. As the ministry had a catastrophe that happened, not just here but all around the world. All of the globes of peoples fates have been shattered, the only one that could do this is god or the Devil. Most say it's the sign of the apocalypse, the end of the world as they know it.

"Yes, there is a faction of old since the time of Merlin himself. They called this time the god wars, during which various pantheons of gods fought. They even had wizards fight with them, in the end the magic system changed. This is to prevent magician's, from taking any more lives of the two pantheons left. The God of death, and the god of life. I don't know much more ,because my family tried to stay out of it. So we fought in the shadows, helping Merlin himself. We used our powerful runecrafting and enchanting abilities, and crafted excalibur to help slay the demons. Now before you dont beleive me, let me show you something."

I placed down various seals to prevent magic or energy from escaping.

I reached into my pocket dimension and pulled out a sword; I made with all my knowledge on magic. I combined it with naruto fuinjutsu, and a force crystal I made after months of effort.

I named it Reality Bender, as name implies it uses magic and the force to bend reality around it. Using my will, I can control the effect I want it to have ;on whatever it touches.

It is shaped like a katana ,but is invisible unless I want it to be displayed. It also has my spiritual energy coursing through it. With this I can make it appear however I wish, also I can point it at someone.Then have it extend any distance I want and all in a micro second. I could kill them or put them under an infinite tsukuyomi. It can even damage souls, currently I had it look like frostmourne. The minister was gaping in awe, as he was gritting his teeth trying to stand up.

I then put it away.

"Huffhuff. T-that was the most intensive magical aura ,I ever felt!!"

"I can cast chantless spells with it, without losing any mana for doing so. That was my personal blade, as it is apart of myself. It is a secret technique made from my family. To use all your magic to create it, combining the best materials of course. Noone can steal it either, as its scientent and will harm then theif. It requires alot of mana to make, it will even make Merlin himself exhausted to make. We supplement ourselfs, with manacrystals we fill for 5 years straight."

His eyes widened and he said

"Y-es of course, otherwise how could such an item exist! It must take alot of resources to even make, never mind mana. Say what is your family name?"

"The doctors. I know you don't think it's a good name, but back then they were the most respected people. One who can heal magically on such a level, was like a diamond in a mine. That's how we eventually become magical runecrafters. At first we were simple enchanted and healers. Untill the first of our new family name ,made a crystal filled with mana. He was the first doctor, he was actually the first one to make a philosopher stone. He wanted to destroy it, but then he got a better idea. He converted the stone, using our family magenformatics technique into liquid. This liquid however ,was made to be accepted into anyone. He did research to be able to do this, he called the liquid. Time-essence or the stem from the tree of life. He then injected himself with it, and became immortal. There was a downside though, whenever he gets fatally wounded; he can use it to revive himself. But at a great cost, all the memories of who he was as a person is erased. Only the knowledge remains, thus giving himself a new identity. I'm currently the 10'th doctor, now I travel fixing disasters from happening. They even made a tv show, on the muggle tele about me. Although being an alien, is fake but sells alot better. If you don't believe I'll show you." I then quicker then lightning, touch his forehead with my two fingers. Then showed him the show ,but from the doctors point of view. All the way up to mid 10th doctor's lifetime.I also enforce it with a genjutsu, so he will believe me more.

"Y-you.....Th-this is alot to take in... so your saying you can stop this catastrophe from happening."

"Yes but not without your help, as to be ready the wizarding world needs an upgrade."

"U-uppgrade? What's that?"

"I have created a new device and I wish to sell it, but I'm sure the 21 might upject. They will love the product and use it themselfs."

"But they will say their against it and want it shutdown so noone else can have it. Or it will bring great change and they want it contained, or want part in it." He finished.

"Exactly. Now I could just leave, and Britain will end in ruins and save the rest of the world with my technology."

"B-but since this is your homeland ,you want to save it! What does this have to do with the apocalypse though?"

"I was getting to that. Sigh now where was I oh yes. Well you see back then, the first doctor shared his creation with his brother. After the war of gods was over they had a fight. His brother wanted war with the remaining gods, as humans lost alot in the war and what they got was a curse on their magic. As for me or I should say the first doctor, he didnt want war. He wanted peace, so they had a bet to go across the universe and save various planets. He used peaceful methods without weapons, meanwhile his brother used war. As it is now, we are at a tie and he doesnt like it one bit. Now this is where my inventions come in. Here take a look, it's a magical phone that you can use to communicate. So your almost physically in two places at once. You can also record events of your life, and use that to expose wrongdoing of others. Only numbers who you have on your phone ,can send you things. Also there is a hidden feature, that only the maker of the phones can use. He can use this ,to send a message memories to all users. This will allow me to expose him and stop his plan ,once and for all. Unless you want the Angel's and Demons, to attack humanity as a whole in retaliation?" I asked.

He went pale and practically yelled

"Of course not!!! No one even dares upset them, even Voldemort fears the demon faction."

"Now the problem is credibility and popularity. However, I have a plan for this and I'm sure you would like it." I said grinning.

"Oh I'm listening." Minister fudge replies.

"Well as you know, the most influential known figure is Dumbledore." I said and he sneers at that name.

"Well currently he is trying to use Harry Potter as his pawn ,against Tom riddle. Now even if he doesn't return, he will gain a small army to use against you. He will fill the ministry with his spys and try to have a pawn of his take your seat." I said and his face filled with rage and said.

"What?!!!"

"Calm down and listen, this can be all avoided by turning his black pawn; into our queen. I will have harry release my invention as his own, then use that against Dumbledore. It will be seemingly innocent things, like wouldnt parents of muggles and purebloods like to see it in his shoes. What it's like for their children to go to school there, or remind them of when they went themselfs. See how unsafe the school is, or how incompetent the teachers are. For a better stronger britain we need a new headmaster, what better then someone who's family; had relations with Merlin himself. My friend will be taking this spot, starting with being a teacher first. Of course he will try to stop it, but with all this backing..."

"He wont be able to do a damn thing!!!! Hahaha finnally I can get rid of that old coot ,once and for all. My friend we have a deal!!" He said joyfully.We then shook hands and went off, on our own ways.

[Meanwhile with Mr. Sauron]

After taking all my tests at the ministry and depositing the money into gringgots. I am currently in front of Hogwarts ,board of education members. In front of me are Lucius Malfoy,Dumbledore, and Dolores Umbridge who is taking the ministers place. Also two other people, who think they are important just because they are from the 21 pureblood families. Along with Severus snape,Filius Flitwick,Minerva McGonagall, and finnally Pomona Sprout.

' Even if I get all of the purebloods approval, I would still need one housemaster. I don't know why master is having me do this, but we are both immortal so I think its boredom. Maybe hes using this, as a way to work with the Angel's to get more powers? Or does he want me to corrupt some children, to the eldritch side. I don't know but I've been messing around with mortals for eons, so you bet I'm going to have some fun. It's a good thing my clone had used the underworld influence, to sway the purebloods.'

"Mr Sauron what makes you think your capable of teaching at our school. I mean sure you're family has dealt with The Great Merlin, in the past. This is the now and you must know ,we seek the best teachers for our students. So unless you can say or do something to impress me. I must say no to having you as the teacher of D.A.D.A." Dumbledore said.

"Well, unlike times of now compared to the ancient times. My family's magic hasn't dwindled to having to use wands, to defend myself." He said taking out a pen he had. He transfigured it into a ball sand, then conjured a small blue ball of fire in his other hand. He then controlled them, to both to fly at eachother boom. The finished result ,was a rainbow comming out of a small crystal orb.This dumbfounded everyone even the purebloods ,

had redshot eyes as they dared not blink.

Ms. McGonagall clapped and said

"What a riveting display of magic!! My word, I havent been surprised in my own field of magic; transfiguration in a long time."

"What do you mean? How is turning something into sand surprising?" Severus Snape said confused.

"Yes that would be the case, if the sand didn't turn into glass when in contact with the fire. Normally even permanent transfigurations, retain some sembalance of what they were. In this case that sand, would not have turned into glass but melt that object he transfigured."

She explained then Lucius Malfoy spoke up

"Not just that but to make flames that hot, and not be the fiendfyre cursed flames is remarkable." He voiced getting nods of all the purebloods and two housemasters.

"As beautiful that display was, I dont see how that has anything to do with ;defence of the dark arts." Dumbledore says. Gaining glares and disbelief looks his way.

Next I enchant the glass orb and say

"Oh my you didnt notice my enchantment though." I showed them the orb ,as it displayed a birds eye view of this room.

"My word! That's a wandless high level charm placed on it!!" Filius Flitwick yelled

"That's not the best part ,does anyone have any magical beasts? No... o well I'll just have to summon one." [Summon Dementor] A small teir one sized magical circle apeared. Then infront of him a dementor apeared. All of a sudden the place goes cold and everyone has their mouth a dropped.

"Now watch the power of my magical orb."

The orb then showed a crosshair over the dementor, and then a beam of white light came out and blasted it. The said to be unkillable dementor died!!! All that was left was ashes!

I bowed, and said "What no applause? Or is that not a custom anymore?" I asked grinning as I seen the still shocked faces of my observers.

"My god man!! Th-that was spectacular! I've never seen a charm like that before!!"

"Cough I think we have gotten of the concern at hand. For something to summon a dementor, must be Dark magic!!" Dumbledore said in a booming tone.

"Summoning is only dark magic if you use sacrifices, there is no need for such; if you have the magical reserves. Summoning one of those, is alot easier then summoning higher beings. The first of my family, was said to have the power to summon a dragon lord. Not these juvenile dragons you have now, they cant even talk yet. There seems to be something, stopping them from progressing though sadly. I will have to see the goblin king again ,for a decent fight.

Did you know they have their own area!! Hahaha good times."

Everyone sweatdropped thinking 'I guess what they say about D.A.D.A teachers are true, their eccentric.

"Cough I think we should just out this to a vote, I say nay." Dumbledore says stunning everyone else as the teachers thought

'If hes not qualified, then what about us!!!'

All the purebloods say "yes".

Severus snape "No",Minerva McGonagall said "No" reluctantly as she had a mental conversation with Dumbledore looking angry at him, and Dumbledore looked into Pomona Sprouts eyes. Then she screeches "Noooo" as if someone killed her plants or something.

Filius Flitwick spoke.

"I would like to say I am greatly dissatisfied ,with mostly everyone's votes." Getting a hopeful glance of Dumbledore then he continued.

"If he isn't a capable teacher, then I'd like to resign my position and give it to him!!"

This earned gasps from many, as they knew how much he loved teaching and took his job seriously.

"Now let me continue, but since I vote yes that won't be neccessary. Welcome to the staff of Hogwarts Mr. Sauron, if anytime you need my help with something your working on; I'll be honoured." He bowed to me. I then tossed my ball at him and say

"You can keep it, I have heirlooms that make that look like a bugbite. Besides perhaps you could improve it and I'll show you something or two. Oh and do be careful, as I enchanted it to bind to the next person to touch it. If someone else trys stealing it or recreate it, unpleasant things will happen. Perhaps it's best placed at home or somewhere safe." I said as I was giving him an apple ,that I could use to gain a foothold here as a permanent member. At least till master decides otherwise, or maybe I'll make another dippleganger to take my place.

"Oh and Dumbledore if your wondering why the wards of the school, didnt keep the dementor away. My family was the one who made the groundwork to alot of charms,runes, and wards nowadays. To bad they never finished making hogwarts, a living thinking magical construction. Well I must be off to prepare a curriculum.Tata." I said then teleported away leaving them stunned.

"A-anyone agree to keeping this event a secret?"

said Dumbledore as he looks at them. Most bore a scowl in reply and Minerva McGonagall

said " Lemon drop to calm your nerves?"

Handing one to him, gaining snickers of the rest of them and Lucius said "Sometimes we can't get what we want. I know one thing, you couldnt curse me to mess with that man."

As he thought 'Perhaps I can make a deal with him, to break away from voldemort's pact.'

The rest of them nodded except Dumbledore as he said "Now, the way you make it sound is as if he's your enemy." as he smiled.

"No. If that was so, I would be dead I just mean hes not one to make an enemy of. Not to mention his brother ,is said to be the ric.h.e.s.t man in the world." He said his last warning ,as he so did wish Dumbledore would mess with something; that would get him killed. Reverse psychology, practically his trade of art.

"Well after that riveting display, I'd hate to see the sorry bloke who comes next." Flitwick said.

Then in walked one Gilderoy Lockhart, starting of by bragging about his accomplishments and then Dumbledore said. "I for one am in favor of Mister Gilderoy Lockhart."

This statement caused Flitwick to speak

"I think everyone can agree ,that we have already decided on who; therefore this is no longer neccessary. Goodbye Gilderoy Lockhart! I wish you better luck ,at some diffrent institution." Everyone agreed as they had enough of this clown. All but Dumbledore as he said. "Now now don't be hasty Lockhart has many more things, he can say to convince us."

Flitwick spoke once more "Meeting Adjourned. Goodbye Dumbledore, if you would like to hear his tales of wonder in private ;be my guest."

While chuckling as he left, the others followed while just before leaving Dumbledore and his wife with Lockhart lucius said

"Enjoy your threesome." Dobby then apeared and disappeared with him.

"So do you want to hear my ta-" Gilderoy Lockhart was inturrupted by them both Yelling.

"NO!!!"

[Timeskip First day as teacher Back with Mr.Sauron]

"Look at the time it sure does fly, class is dismissed." I said as the class finished everyone but young Harry Potter left and he had stood on purpose.

"Is what Dumbledore said about you true? Are you the next darklord?" Harry Potter said as he has grown to like this teacher. Although this is just his first class, he understood everything the teacher taught. Hell even Neville preformed well, and that's saying something!!!

"For what purpose? Last time I checked, the last one used the purebloods like his piggybanks. Ending with his demise and being dirt poor, even grindlewald ended in failure being defeated by Dumbledore. After stalling for years, when he could have stopped him sooner. You see that old man is not what he seems, he is your magical parental guardian. He is to oversee your life, and believe it or not but he has. But has he done so for your well being? No. Now before you say I could be lying, let me ask you this. Did he or did he not always seem to come to the rescue, hagrid to save you from your muggle guardians."

"Y-es but that wa-" he tried to say but I held my hand up.

"It was him to show up right after the previous teacher of my position ,was killed by your familys protection spell. He is using you and your fame, he knows Voldemort isnt dead.

"H-how do you know this?" He said concerned

"Here take this orb look inside, you see that orb on his desk that hes trying to view right now? It's like this but not as advanced."I elaborated causing him to be dumbfounded.

"You wonder why your head hurt in his classes, its because of Voldemort. Hes not dead because of dark objects, that he has his soul attached to. He knows this, not to mention the price stuck in your scar. This can only be done with your death, hes using you to fight Voldemort to get you both killed. For the greater good is the quote hes famous for, you know who created that quote. Grindlewald, now if you want to know more I can show you the truth. But are you ready for it?"

He thought this over but I pointed at the orb.

its audio came on.

"Where are you going in such a hurry?!" McGonagall said to him

"I am going to save harry, from that monster of a teacher!!!"

"I told you to stop spying on that poor boy, i told you to make sure hes being treated well at his home. Are you telling me you listened to neither!!!" He then looked at her and knocked her out with legilimens. He then layed her down and looked fondly at her.

"I'm sorry my love but it's for the greater good."

"Hes comming..." I pressed.

Harry snapped as he seen this and thought 'Hes right!!!'

"What do we do?"

"Nothing I'll just put a sheild on your memories, so he cant veiw them. When he does he will see something normal. I'll also give you info on his full plan. Do you agree?" I asked him

He nods and I invade his mind and everything is all se- The door is busted down as in comes an angry Dumbledore as he demands

"What's going on in here!"

"Nothing just giving the boy some advice on nutrition, to better build his body for his growing magical core. As he enjoyed my class so much, and wanted to learn how I got so powerful."

I said innocently ,while reaching into my pocket sending Flitwick ;a Dumbledore gone mad alert.

"Wh-why y-you!!" His wand was glowing as immensive magical power gathered and harry yelled. "Stop Dumbledore dont kill him!"

Flitwick arrived gasping at the scene.

He arrived just in time to see Dumbledore cast fiendfyre at me, and I just manipulate the magic fire to enter my mouth. This caused even Dumbledore to be stunned, as Flitwick recovered first he casted a stunner at Dumbledore. Normally he would deflect but I used a wandless,wordless stunner with a genjutsu on it so he wouldnt see. It was alot faster then flitwicks and hit him immediately.

"Th-thanks professor Flitwick, I-i was scared he was going to hurt Professor Sauron." Harry said

Flitwick nodded and said "Now Dumbledore do you mind explaining ,what happened here?"

"No need look at this." I said showing him my recording of this event, including the scene of him knocking her out.

"Sigh. I knew today was going to be hectic but to think you would to do that to your wife. Just wait till the board hears about this."

I then released Dumbledore and he said.

"That's if you remember this of course." He said then tried to mind tape everyone here, but it was childs play and I blocked it.

"You know I placed a charm in my room, to prevent people editing minds for students.... To think you would be this shameless."

I shook my head. If your going to attack just do it, it's a surprise attack. Not a skit in a play, be a true villain and display your cunning.

"T-this Dumbledore!!! I will have your position for this!"

Severus snape then walked in and said

"What's going on here?!"

"Dumbledore tried to remove memories from us and already knocked out his wife." Flitwick explained then severus snape said "Oh really, ligilmens!" He quickly whipped out his wand, before Dumbledore could warn him.

"[Paralyze]" A magical circle apears then they are both frozen solid.

"Looks like they are in cahoots." I said plainly.

"To think he would stoop so low, what spell was that I never seen it before. Plus to see a magical circle for it."

"Oh it's like a basilisk stare ,but their not stone and are in a statis. Thus, wont shatter if toppled over. So..." I point at them.

"Umm there was nothing in the protocol book for this." Flitwick said nervously

"Dont worry I got a solution

[Stockade of punishment] For every time, they try to read people's minds or remove memories. It will be negated. Then they will be forced to say their most embarrassing mistakes in life, or secret mistakes. This will be their punishment, as it's just an innocent mistake. Unless its not and the ministry would need to hear of this, but that would discredit Hogwarts and Britain. So count yourselfs lucky, now get out of my classroom!!!" I said realeasing them and they stumbled running out of my classroom. Snape looked at me with a sneer before leaving. Flitwick nodded in approval and said "Indeed this is the best solution, it's sad we have degenerates for a headmaster and housemaster."

"Yes well since the matter is resolved, I have a student to help. Have a good day professor Flitwick." I said dismissing him. He nodded and left the room, then I said to harry who had my full attention.

"How would you like to turn the tables on dumbledore?" I asked while smiling.

"When do we start?" He replied.

[Avatar 1 Mr. Sauron pov.]

"Master, we have encountered problems with the Angel's and Demons." I said to my savior.

"Oh and what's that? Your done collecting souls, so what could it be?" He asked me.

"It seems the deatheaters have gained the backing of the demons. As for the Angel's they are working with the reapers, to find out where the souls have went. The only reason Dumbledore didn't seek help of the angels, is because they said he has a cursed object. Apparently Angel's dont like his wand, and he wont give it up so.... Anyways I have been moving its location countless times, could it we just place it in the shop?"

"Hmm that is a problem, but no matter I have a solution. Kidnap me one albus Dumbledore, I will make him into a demon. Then take out half of the souls and leave them in a crystal. On his desk, we will then return him to his office before they arrive. Also leave a love note from grindlewald, something on the lines of "Here is your part of the souls needed, for our immortality promised to us. With this we can be together forever and you can finnally dumb that pawn. I will combine their magic into a necklace that's half of a whole heart. This will divert their attention." He said and I ponder, on how long it took for him to make this scheme.

"But wouldn't that make them target grindlewald?" I asked confused.

"Its apart of the bigger plan, we will use this as my great families nemesis is framing him. You will take grindlewald to the memory implanter. This will take his current mind and seal it into a locket, and when the Angel's try to see if it's the truth...." He said and I inturrupted

"They will believe his words, and if they question if this person is real. You can have him go to the minister for validation, even if they find it sketchy that they knew not of you. They could think he came from another planet, full of humans. So they will be running around with their heads cut off. Genius!!! Hahaha" I laughed as I figured it out.

"Now go! We have lots to do." He commanded and I obeyed.