The Cutest Omniversal Shopkeeper.

[Mr.Sauron POV]

After I sent harry to be turned into a angel hybrid, as a reward implanting magical knowledge past his years. In addition setting up Dumbledore and starting with the sales of holo-magical-electronics. Everything was settling into place, tonight was the day harry was to defeat the basilisk. Little did everyone know ,big changes where about to happen.

"Harry Potter you are to come to my office immediately!" Dumbledore demanded as he refused. Then I arrived and said.

"I suggest you go, harry as everything will be fine trust me." I said as I was signalling everything is ready.

"I-i don't know... but if you say so then I guess I will do as you say." Harry said pretending to be uncertain.

"Why praytell are you here Mr. Sauron?" He asked.

"I felt it my obligation to investigate the matter of the disappearances myself. Besides I have a tracking charm on harry, that monitors his vitals; I seen it was unstable. As for why I have it, it's for his own well being; considering what you tried to do before."

Dumbledore was pissed and said

"Get back to your dormitory, and mind your own god damn buisness. Before I Kill you!!!" He said holding his wand with a green light.

I hold up my hands and say "Fine, fine I will be going. You wont be hearing a peep, from me ever again." I said as if I'm scared of him.

With the demon hormones pumping through dumbles vains, he was alot more angry, prideful, and lazy. It was due to the integration, causing his existing sins to increase. We could even hear his sessions with his wife, from the hallways. He is currently on a short leash ,with the board of education. As they head off to the office, I noticed the energy the Angel's gave off. As I was accustomed to harry by now, I even gave him a memory necklace for this occasion.

It will swap his memories with the necklaces, it even has a teir 8 spell [Perception evasion] to prevent anyone noticing it but him. They were heading his office and when they arrived the Angel's decended.

They scanned the area and looked at the note, necklace, and the souls. They then looked at Dumbledore like he was the plague.The head angel group yelled in fury. "It was you all along!!! You dare steal souls of the living, for your own sick purposes. Hell would be too good for you!! We have a special place for the likes of you!! Also what did you do to the boy! Hes giving off angelic energy!"

"I-I dont know what your talking about! I'm being framed I tell you!!" He said but harry inturrupted by dropping to the ground and crying and saying.

"He used me for his own sick plan, he experimented on me; so that the demons can finally win!!! I was to be their secret card, to bring about a new order!! I'm sorry for degrading your holy bloodline, I seek salvation!" Harry said and the Stocade spell activated on dumbledore, as he was trying to find out Harry's plan.

"That's right! So what if I was going to sacrifice the boy for my plans, it was for the greater good!!!" Dumbledore said then immediately covering his mouth, then was going to say he was cursed but... just then it was lifted!!!

Currently the head angel was thinking

'Shit I have to play along or the other angels will know demons dont comsume souls. That's my only source of entertainment ,Haha that shows the demon king for not paying back his bets.'

Before he had time to think he was engulfed in a magical circle and sent to their version of tartarus.

"Dont worry young boy, we will make sure he pays for his crimes! I would invite you to heaven but the council will have to decide on that. Maybe even god himself needs to decide, but I'll let you know as soon as we find out." They then leave in a magical brilliance of a white light.

Then the mc came out of the shadows clapping, and said.

"Well done my boy for your achievement ,when all is said and done you will be greatly rewarded. Now first I need to take this and return it at the right time, then you will remember everything." I said while he was stunned and took the necklace memorie holder. Then removed this memories of this and sent a message to everyone of the council and ministry of dumbledores wrong doings.

With a note at the end," do not spread as it will cause Britain to look bad. Also degrade our great school, you have been warned Novaverael."

I then head off to the most evil soul I could collect, I placed it inside a clone body with implanted memories. He was my sleeper agent, to be my fake evil overlord. His name was Michonne ,quite convenient considering it was his original name. I was to set him into motion and be the scapegoat, while I cultivate the new energy I learned; from watching the angels techniques. Meanwhile Mr. Sauron will become the new headmaster of the school.

When I arrive and activate him he beings his broadcast world wide. Using a teir 11 announcement spell to reach world wide.

"Now it's time for the downfall of Angel's and demons!! We Magicians will once again reign supreme!! You might not know, but long ago about 1 in 10 people were magicians that could use magic. But then a great war happened and our magic was cursed. You might wonder ,why there is noone as strong as Merlin anymore. This is the answer, our magic has been restricted and it was all for the demons and Angel's to have full control. To prevent us from rising up and taking the matters into our own hands!! I say no more! Here me every wizard and even nonmagicians. We will take matters into our own hands!! Now vast in my magic!!!" He said while I silent casted my own custom spell it was.

[Viral Mana Unrestrained Magic] This caused any muggle near a wizard to suck in mana, then spread it like a virus. When it enters the laylines, everyone will be effected. Not just this but they will have it unrestrained!!! Eventually the muggles will even become magicians!.

[Meanwhile with the Angel's council.]

"Why don't we just kill the boy and transplant his soul in a new human body?!" One angel says getting half the council to agree.

"But it wasnt his fault!!! He was torchered for god sake!!!" The other half objected heavily then gods number 1 angel, busted down the door shocking everyone.

"The great catastrophe has begun!!!! The humans are all becoming wizards, and they now have unrestrained magic!!! I caught the culprit but it's too late!! There are now riots all across the world, at every mosque,church and temple they are now spitting his name! As you should know, when people are this angry. It causes their omni-energy to stop producing and start taking; in order to repair the damage. We need to turn off the cultivator now, before our omni-energy starts dropping below the demons!!!" He yelled.

"What?!?!!! I thought it was the demons, Dumbledore and grindlewald causing this!!! Are you saying they were framed?!! Well besides Dumbledore as hes a demon now, so that must be true. What of grindlewald karmic value?" the oldest of the council said.

"Its over 9000!!! And its still rising! I looked into the matter and it seems its him that made those holo-electronics. He was using harry to get back at Dumbledore ,for their breakup. Since he was the cause of the devices, helping make many concerned parents happy. Hes receiving it all! But that doesnt matter we must turn it off now!!!" He replied then yelled.They all rush to the omni-energy cultivator.Little did they know the mc had grindlewald make them, but mr.sauron distribute.

[Meanwhile in hell]

"What do you mean the souls wernt collected?!!"

The demon lord yelled.

"Sir, there is many magicians starting to kill them off!" the lowly messenger started shaking.

"Where did these powerful magicians come from?!!" He demmanded

"We received news ,that their magical curse has been unlocked sir." he said while shaking and beginning to cry as he thought 'Why did I have to be the one to deliver the message.'

"WHAT?!! F****** Sh*t who was the Motherf**ker that caused ,this Sh*t Show I want their souls r**ed, torchered, the works. RIGHT NOW!!!"

"Bbut sir the Angel's already took him, and we couldnt win; as it was the Archangel that got him. As for who it was, it was a politicians secret husband. We dont know if he was framed, or if it's real as we dont have the soul. The damage is already done and we dont know what to do. They are calling this the apocalypse, the one we looked forward to; because we thought it was our time. To finally take over the earth from the Angel's. Pleas-Aghhhh!!!" he seen the demon lord get angrier and angrier, till he held a hellflame that turned into a dragon and engulfed him.

"Get me a new messenger, also send my personal legion as backup to retreat. I don't want the Angel's gaining more power, so this is a tactile retreat. Also call for the god of death, we need his assistance for a seal." He commanded.

"Right away lord!!" A small imp took off.

[Back with the mc, grindlewald and Mr.Sauron.]

"Hahahahha did you see there faces, they all believed it. They didn't care for the backstory or anything, it makes sense though ;to catalogue every soul would be ridiculous." I said cackling.

"I know they were like, Your evil plan will end now!!! Then he realized they wouldnt be able to undo it, his face twisted. Then the demons came and he showed his true self. He played with them letting out his anger, instead of using his status to make them flee." Mr.Sauron said.

Then the politician Grindlewald said

"What if they contact the two minor gods and they look into this?" He asked.

"With their soul eating and soul cultivation stopped by the choas. It doesn't matter whether they arrive or not, the damage is already done. Now it's the final part of the plan, release the message. Also create a grindlewald clone to take his place, since this will ensure our meddling goes unnoticed. Also activate my magical cyborg, he will be acting as my clone for this." I commanded Mr.Sauron. He nodded then a new message was sent across the world.

"Angel's and demons I can fix my ancestors choas he had created. Unfortunately the only way this will be able to be done ,is if an accord is made. Humans,Angel's and demons must make a pact that they will treat eachother equally on the terms. Giving the humans what they want a fair deal, while also preventing demons from taking souls unless exchanged. If you accept my agreement ,meet me outside the British ministry of magic. Then we will gather the leaders of the world, to make the final deal at a later date." I ended my monologue and ended the transmission.

[At heaven]

"Hurry get me our god, I feel like this is the true culprit behind this all!!" the archangel said. The rest nodded and rushed to the emergency communications device.Totally forgetting about Dumbledore in the process.

[Hell]

"Hahaha so he shows his true self at last, pretending to be a hero. Send an emergency message to the god of death, tell him we found who is behind the missing souls. Have him meet us there!"

[Outside the ministry.]

Everyone was gathered outside, the ministry wizards were making a border ;so that the riffraff cant come in. However thanks to politics there were loopholes, like the magical 21they were allowed inside. Also the media was present at this event, since they no longer are run by rita skeeter; they provide real news. Although they cant say certain things and are baised with anything that would make their owner Novaverael, less angry with them. They still stayed with the facts, even if he finds them unfavorable. So in all they were corrupted but not 100%.

All of a sudden Novaverael apears In a bright light. Then suddenly the Angel's and demons apeared, respectively from light and flames. Normally they would be able to tell ,if Novaverael was real. However, he currently had a philosopher stone in his magical cyborg and a powerful evil wizard soul; he found in the past before the curse was made. It was the soul of the very first dark wizard of old. The Angel's were first to speak.

"I can see you hold great power, and influence here but dont think that will save you. As you see, we have contacted our god so dont think you can escape us." The angel announced angering alot of the humans. Then the demons spoke.

"Dont you be angry with us, he is the one to blame for this all not his fake villian he created. He was the one who unbound your magic and put you against us!! Haha your in our trap now as you see ,we contacted the death god to come get you!" This moved the audiance and my magical cyborg said

"So what if it was me that did it, do you truley think just because you got gods behind you; you can prevent man kind from advancing!!!" he declared startling everyone, even the minister. He continued

"The curse you put, not only limited their magic; but caused them to go stupid and in some cases insane. Even the daily prophet knew of dumbledores agenda ,for Harry Potter. They originally helped spread news and books to hype up his fame!! Killing the darklord and his followers as a baby!!! Ludicrous I say, not just that but Harry Potter their saviour was set up to die!!! Voldemort had a hollowcrux inside his scar, the only way dumbledore knew of to remove was to have him die. For if all the ones he owns ,is not destroyed he will live. Bullock's he was the greatest wizard ever, he had a freaking pheonix that would have saved him. No wait it couldn't, the bloodline of all magical beasts are also restricted. Angel's said to be our saviours and hope, then tell me why'd you curse our magic!!! Nevermind the atrocities the demons keep on doing, if we could access our whole magical potential none of it would happen!!" The entire time my magical cyborg had silenced them and manipulated them from noticing. The crowd went into an uproar and down came a beam of light and a cascading pillar of black miasma. Now in front of us, was the god of life and the god of death.

They looked at eachother and nodded

then said.

"Enough of this nonessential talk of gander, we will explain the true reason behind this curse." Their god said and the Angel's bowed.

"It all began long ago, when three brothers went missing from our sight. It took them finnaly dying of their own stupidity, that we found the cause. They acquired forbidden objects from an unknown place. One was able to hide from death, one could resurrect the dead unknowingly creating the dementors in the process, the last one could fight me off from taking his souls when it was his time. However this didnt mean they couldn't die from stupidity."

The death like figure said

"When we tried to collect the items, they just teleported and masked themselfs from us. So to protect ourselves from being killed and prevent the universe from collapsing .As the order of the cycle of death and life could be at stake. We had to seal everyone's magic, and create this curse to prevent the worse from happening." The god of life said. Causing the cyborg clone to laugh nervously and scratch his head gaining attention.

"Soo that's how it is, we were all trolled the whole time. To think he would pull such a prank on us, at my expense." He said gaining even questioning glances from the gods.

"Who pray tell is this?" The god of life said as he felt no lies.

"Well hes the creator of my shop, that I sell legendary items at. That was a special item that was sent, ussually said items when sold are meant to be. Meaning in another timeline, they would have obtained said item anyways but of a diffrent means." I said while nervously

"That doesn't explain the soul stealing, please tell me you didn't devour them." The death god said. Shocking my magical cyborg

"What do you mean? Don't your demons devour souls all the time, like I heard of. Also of course not I just was making a miniworld ,where I can harvest some divine energy. To be fair they made a deal for this, they agreed to the terms. I will give them back to you as I see now, your not as bad as i thought." I explained getting mortified expressions from the mortals.

"Oi I didnt kill them, they were on their deathbed already. Those that weren't did agree and it's not like they got devoured. They are living happy life.... well now they might be upset as it's to be disrupted. O well I guess this god here, can make them better."

I said to the mortals.

"Explain yourselfs demons!" The death god said

"We did no such thing!!! We just collect them like you told us ,it was the angels that spread that vicious rumor. This is all because of our looks ,the mortals believed it." the demon lord said.

"I told you it's a punishment for the souls you owe me, due to gambling!" The head angel said.

"Angelou how dare you make bets with the demons. I told you about this before, we agreed on how we are to split souls. You can't extort the demons!!" The God of life said

"I'm sorry, we were bored when the wizards all went stupid. We used to watch their fights for entertainment, now the only enjoyment we get is messing with the demons. Even the non magical tv shows are boring, even though there are some good shows. It takes too long to release, especially with our divine intelligence. We can skim through decades worth ,in a week. Besides are you going to punish him ,as we lost some omni-energy because of this." Angelou replied

"Sigh. Purhaps we can resolve this matter peacefully, you return the souls and take back those items. Then we visit your shop, maybe we will find something for compensation and make a deal." He said.

"What about the mortals, what do we do about them. Obliviate? That would feel wrong to me." I said.

The both looked at eachother and nodded gaining the ire of the wizards.

"We have decided to leave them be as without those items, it won't be needed." The God of life said. while the other noded and said

"Our existance and knowledge of the cycle of life will need to be erased. However they will keep their magical power unrestrained. In return we will give them knowledge of ancient wizards. Also the technique Dumbledore had, that will help them integrate magic with science. This will be a huge boon to society." The God of death said.

"Oh is that my magenformatics network technique that I sold him a long time ago. Haha well I guess they will figure out, half of what makes my holo-phones and electronics work."

I said gaining their intrigue and they said.

"I say we should go to your shop right now."

They then both chant.

"I call apon the Cycle of life to preserve the cycle we call apon thee." The God of life said

"I call apon the cycle of death to preserve the cycle we call apon thee." The God of death said

"Give us strength to restore the order and prevent it from being known!" They both said at once. Then a huge magical aura spread throughout the world and they all forgot about the cycle. Even the holo-technology got wiped.

I of course was observing in the distance shrouded by a omni-energy cloak.

'Kukuku I gained knowledge on their affinities of destruction and creation. I thank you shop you made me more powerful then ever!!! Hahaha'

I then take off to the shop and when I arrived I said.

"Bring the god of life and death of this world here."

*Right away i will also transport grindlewald and Nyarlathotep.*

There was a flash of light and they all apeared.

"Welcome to my shop I am Novaverael, and this is my apprentice Mr. Sauron. As for grindlewald I will be taking him with me, as I already made a agreement with him. Its unbreakable so I'm sorry for stealing one soul. As compensation I will allow you both ,too take two items. One is for purchase,the other is compensation for all things gone awry because of me.You will find this shop has anything you could want, across the omniverse. All up to super rare quality, the only legendary items here is of your worlds. Past,present and future are all here so choose wisely. Also yes this is my true form."

Their forms shift as the light and flames disappear. Out came two beautiful women, and on their eyes were hearts but not of love. No no it was the stare I was all to familiar with. It was of adoration!!!

"Soo cute!!!" Godess life said.

"Look at them both!" Godess death said

"I must pet them hug them and squeeze them!"

They both yelled and we yelled at the same time

"Nooooooo!"

Then first Mr. Sauron gets hugged but I was smart and smiled <Subsitution jutsu> Now grindlewald was were I was. Then i put a genjutsu on him with <Rinnesharingan>.