The Cutest Omniversal Shopkeeper.

[A/N for this chapter I combined obito with tobi's pranking personality, as I'm unsure how I'd write it otherwise sorry for the inconvenience.]

"Hi im tobi, I seek guidance by the ancient one." He said in a cheerful voice ,while scanning the minds of everyone here. A gruff manly voice comes from the shopkeeper. "I don't know who you're talking about, buy something or leave." Tobi doesn't like his attitude, so he transformed into the child ;of the most respected person around. "Whaaah This man touched my no no's!" He said posing as Tai-lee the daughter of Chun Lee. The market stopped for a half second ,as everyone took a glance normally they would look back ;but this involved Tai-Lee. They all sent the shopkeeper glares, and a small angry mob formed. Before he could explain, they rushed at him beating him to a pulp. In the chaos I transformed back ,putting a genjutsu so noone noticed. I then locate people with mana, and throw down a seal. When triggered, it will make the user laugh at others expense. So if someone seen a bald ancient one, they would laugh at her. Next I place down many seals, that turn people into female cat-human hybrids in heat. These seals use transformation magic sealed inside, next I genjutsu a few people to sing. The song is "Baldy heads, oh baldy heads sneaky, nosy baldy heads. Trying to hide in the shadows, pretending to be dead. Baldy heads. Pure of heart, evil, and balance. Baldy heads, oh baldy heads sneaky, nosy baldy heads. See minds of those in bed, you no good baldy head. Baldy heads, oh baldy heads sneaky, nosy baldy heads. The future at stake, become a baldy head;or end up dead. Baldy heads, oh baldy heads sneaky, nosy baldy heads. Purple baldy head, want half of all dead; imagine all those baldy heads. Baldy heads, oh baldy heads sneaky, nosy baldy heads." Repeats 3 times.

Next I throw down seals, that make people crave chocolate lavacakes; I then start a sales stand. They are shaped like a kirby, Fury's head, Ancient Ones head, Charles Xavier's head and finnally Thanos' head. They sell like hotcakes and then I'm approached, by a angry Baron karl mordo."I think you have gotten enough attention. Before I take you back to the ancient one, could you please undo the pranks you pulled. As we never encountered magic like that, and we are unable to undo it in time." He said in a more commanding voice. I nod and say "Tobi sorry, tobi be good boy." I then release the genjutsu, and power my release seal that will undo their transformations.

"That should also make it ,so they forget this happened." I said smiling under my mask.

He grunts and said "Follow me ,the ancient one wants to talk with you." He then leads me to Kamar Taj where she resides.

"Welcome would you like some tea, Tobi?" She said smiling sitting cross legged, with a tea cup on the table infront of her. I said

"Hi I'm tobi! Sure but I got my own." I said materializing a cup of tea in front of me. This shocked the ancient one, as she could feel the magic ;was of an energy she never felt before. Not only that ,but it wasn't taken from a diemension; but produced by myself. Also I used the energy around me, to make the tea.

"My,my your an interesting one. I couldn't even see you with my relic, nor your past and where you came from. Not only that but your level and strange magic I've never seen before; makes ours look like a small fish in a big ocean.....that's if yours came from this realm. Which I know it doesn't, nor does people with their own mana supply. Now tell me why your here?" She said expecting a fight or something bad.

"To learn your form of magic of course, and I don't want to waste my time learning. So I will send you, to my masters Emporium of d.e.s.i.r.es; where you can get even eternal youth as a item." I stated and she said "Could I perhaps see your face? It's considered rude in many cultures, to invite a lady to your home; without that at least."

I take off my mask and she says "I see. You can put the mask back on please." She was horrified at seeing tobi's obito face, as it looked like he was an experiment or had a terrible accident.

"Sorry but at the time ,it was a underdeveloped medical process and hadn't been tested extensively yet. But I lived....so it's worth it." Tobi said in obitos regular voice.

"Yes well since I'm a guardian of the world of sorts, I would like to know; what does your master have planned for the world?" She asked

"To save as many people as possible, while hiding from the people who set it to be so. Don't worry about them listening in right now, as my magic already made this a seperate space. If you're wondering why you didn't notice, I can control peoples 6 senses. As they are omnipresent,omnipotent, and omniscient beings; you can understand my need of security. As for why you didnt react to it, I made sure it was done within a nanosecond; using a seal as a suppliment for speed." I said greatly shocking her, but she still heard me out ;as if what I said is true....then she is under my full control. She then nodded "I understand, but I would like you to drop your control; so I can see for myself. Even still I won't know if I'm not still in your control, if you wanted to kill me I'd be dead by now. Also if there is nothing I can do, I just will have to entrust my students to help. If that doesn't work, then there is nothing I can do. As there is no need ,to fret over small stuff. I do want you to promise you won't use that ability, for evil on this world at least." She said after much thought.

"Oh and the immortality will bring back your hair, there will also be a memory seal that will delete the memory of this event. If this being trys and almost succeeds ,in recovering this memory from you." I said and she nodded, as there isn't any magic she has ;for such an occasion. Which is ironic ,as if it was made so she couldn't retaliate. One thing she hated most, was that no matter how much she tried; to change time some things remain the same. She thought it was either meant to be, or there were such beings making things occur such a way. Today she has her proof, even if hes lying and he is said being trying to look good. He is willing to help the world, why care about the small stuff. Expecially since he is so powerful ,to be able to put her under control without her knowledge. Although he sorta ambushed her, she still wouldn't be able to react at such a speed. Her only hope would be the time stone, but if he is said being; it would be useless. If not ,then he isn't of this universes gods; and she can't be loyal to those who cause said events to take place. She made her decision, and it was done a long time ago; protect her planet at all costs. She won't even back down to odin ,if he sought earths destruction.

"Very well take me to this shop." She said and he made a simple wooden doorway, with wood jutsu. She then looked at it and could sense nothing special.....but he lead her through it. She was wrong, and now they are currently in the shop.

[Mc POV]

"Welcome to my emporium of d.e.s.i.r.es, where you can get anything you could want." I said with pride. The ancient one looked at me and said "A fairy? No you look different and have some kirby like features. What's with the surprised look, you think I spend all my time doing mystical things. I take my own breaks, and it helps when you can control time. By the way ,why didn't I sense any space or time fluctuations; when I went through the doorway."

she asked, as I got over my surprise I answered.

"That's because the shop uses omni-energy, that is where the space and time gets created from. So...." She continued for me.

"Its like you were always there ,before the universe even existed. Also the gods wouldn't notice ,as the energy is present naturally. So it must become tangible ,at the time of said event. Even if the energy is rare, it could be a higher god comming to visit."

"Yes also if it was done by a primordial god, expecially one that has stealth capabilities; even the other primordial gods won't notice." I said trying to one up her, as I assumed so; since he is a god of trickery. You must be undetected to prank others.

"Interesting, are you saying you are said god?" She inquired and I shook my head no.

"I am not but I received this shop, as a gift from him. As for what I am, I'm a kirbonian I just received an artifact that turned me into a fairy. As for why I have fox features, I met a energy being; that payed for an item with their energy. All energy was replaced due to the shop, or else said being would have died." I said and she nodded.

"You are awfully cute, but I'm to old for such things. Even if I wasn't, being that size it would kill you if I squeezed you." She said while inwardly lamenting the dilemma ,thinking of any enlargement spells.....but since he is a powerful entity she doesn't want to upset him. Also she doesn't know if it would work on him. She then looked at Mr.Sauron, at first she would have went for him.....but she felt like she had to take him seriously.

"Who is the boy.....he causes me ,to feel the need to be serious." She inquired.

"Oh that's Mr.Sauron, hes immortal by the way so looks are deceiving. Hes actually Trillions of years old, he is the oldest one here." I said and she raised a brow and said "The universe isnt even that old, so how could he be that old?" She knew we wernt from her universe, but still trillions of years!

"Hes from a universe, that was created from a dream of a god. In said dream he was immortal and omnipotent,omniscient, and semi-omnipresent. Now he isn't ,as he was using that universes energies to do so; infact I had to create him a body to escape there. As for the gods name, I'm not sure if he could locate us by saying it." I elaborated with a little white lie that could be true.

"I see. Must be a frightening being for you to hide from, now back to buisness. You said anything I want right? Then I'll take a promise, of earths safety from destruction." She said and I was a bit surprised but not really.

"Th-this cant be done if the higher gods intervene, recently I came from a universe were after I fixed its problems; the being just reset it. However, if I still make it interesting; the god might allow the changes to stay. They do get bored and as long as I don't stop their entire supply of energy cultivation; they wont stop me. So are you okay with this as a condition, I will try my best but if the higher gods interfere; I will stop if need be. I don't want to be killed out there you know..." I said and got a nod from her

"That's acceptable, seeing as I won't be able to do anything myself this is my only choice." She said determined.

"I will throw in eternal youth, and the payment will be all your magical knowledge; do you agree?" I said and she replied instantly as her mind was already made up. "Yes."

"Very well place your hand here and then payment will be done. " I said pointing to the magical circle. She did as I said and transformed into her younger self, with long beautiful blond hair.

"Thank you for your business, it's best you be off ;before the monks start growing white beards from worry." I said coyly and she nodded.

"Thank you for the gift, as I would have done so without the eternal youth." She said bowing and walked out c.a.r.e.s.sing her hair. I then looked at tobi and said "Don't use their magic, unless you recreate it using your mana. Also start with your next objective Charles Xavier, as Madara should be making his buisness right now. Afterwards report back, and we will go to the future where Madaras buisness is booming. Knowing his skills it might already be, I'll just have to wait for a report to know. Then we will set up another utopia for the world." I commanded and he replied "Yes master! Tobi show the world of mutants happiness, in the form of pranks!" He said merrily taking off to prank the mind r**ist. I sighed and said "Take me to the next customer."

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

[Tobi POV]

I was currently setting up, my various pranks for the bald one. One made it ,so he will see other people celebrating the rise of the baldy heads. When it's actually a birthday party for Logan, as I secretly released a file on his past lives. The students will keep it a secret, till he opens his birthday gifts. They will all appear to have lost all their hair, and when ever he questions them about it ;they will respond "Minds are a tricky thing aren't they." Of course they won't remember saying so, but this will make him go crazy. Next I sent a rumor that the professor was called bald by a student and was seen in a depressed mood because of it. As for the students name, I forgot. Which is understandable, if you consider the amount of students here. Next I put a seal trap ,so that when he try's to figure out the problem ;with cerebral. He will grow chia seed hair, this will cause everyone to think hes gone mad. Hehehe.

"Happy birthday Logan." All the student's said at once ,while the xmen people were left out ;as they might "ruin" the surprise. He froze at this because he thought 'They can't possibly be talking about my real birthday, even I don't know of that. Is this why I was feeling a bad feeling all day, is this a prank or a trap. Well I guess it's time to rain on their parade.'

"It's not my birthday!" He growled out.

Meanwhile storm tried to calm him down saying "Look they went through all the effort to do this, the least you can do is enjoy it. Even if its not for yourself, do it for us." She said and normaly he would still reject ,so I had to use magic to convince him to begrudgingly accept it.

"Fine. But if anyone tries anything funny ,it will be the last thing they do!" He said growling.

As they celebrated the professor arrived and said "What's going on around here?" He then noticed the "Baldy head celebration" flyer and the balloons that said "All hail the baldy heads". Also the baldy head song playing in the background ,that was apart of the genjutsu. He also noticed all the students heads were bald. He scanned their minds to see if they are brainwashed, but found nothing. He then seen logan with a unpleasant expression more then usually and asked "Logan what's happening here?" he looked at him with a unpleasant and slightly embarrassed expression.

"Minds are a tricky thing aren't they." He replied which went unheard by everyone, except Xavier whom noticed a fluctuation in his brains thoughts. He then said "Could you at least tell me why the fliers say "Baldy head celebration" and this horrid music." He was testing the mind manipulation, to see if he can stop it. Even if he had to say something, so demeaning it should work. "Minds are a tricky thing aren't they." logan replied with a questioning look with a foreboding feeling. Xavier frowned as he failed to stop it, so he headed off to cerebral ;to solve the matter. "Thanks for the answer, I've got to check something real quick." He said while I diverted Logan's mind to reply "Oh ok, I guess I'll see you later then." Xavier actually used his telepathy to communicate these words, but I intercepted it and genjutsu all non xmen students to hear. He then went back to what he was doing, while everyone that over heard said "See I told you the rumor was real,why else would he say such a thing." a girl said

" He must be going crazy or something." another replied

"I don't know but I'm sure he will be fine later, I doubt such a thing will get to him." and they all nodded and went back to normal.

Meanwhile I broke all mind control I had, which made the party take a turn. While Xavier discovered ,that whatever was controlling their minds is gone now. So he decided to go back to the party, this time he seen it was a party for Logan and he felt he was pranked. So he thought 'How?! I sealed the power of Jean gray so it can't be her. Is it the brotherhood or someone else, and if so who would be powerful enough; to control my brain without me noticing.' He then made his way to the table Logan was sitting at before he blew a fuse, everyone then turned to notice the professor's new hairdo.

"Hahahahaha" A bunch of people broke out into laughter and the people of the xmen team, tried to calm them down. "Enough, the party will be on hold till we get back; and if we find out one of you did this.....You wont like the punishment." Storm said getting people to be quite, as she controlled the weather to make a point.

"What are you talking about?" The professor asked. While Kurt appeared with a mirror and said "Hah you should take a look at your new hairdo." He tried to keep his laughter in, but he did a poor job. The professor took a look and was now 100% convinced that he was pranked....but he knew it wasnt a student. 'Who would have a grudge against me. At the very least going by the song, he dislikes my methods of information gathering. So it could be anyone.....but I would know if they were that powerful. Unless they are so powerful ,they could hide it....but who.' He was very angry at the prank and said "Let's talk about this matter in the lab, maybe beast will be able to solve this new problem of mine."

"Heh I guess we have a new prankster in town, to think they got the better of you. Impressive." Logan said glad they get to leave this party.

"Wait there is something you should see." kat said as she was holding the gift wrapped file for logan.

"We thought it would be better to show him after the party was done ,when opening his gifts. Now that I think of it ,I have no idea why we thought that; when it was so important. Take a look it's about Logan's life." She said nervously

"WHAT!?" Logan demanded taking the file and looking at it ,before he tried attacked kat the professor said "Enough Logan it wasn't their fault, the person behind this is a very powerful psychic; more so then even me." This statement stunned them all and looked at him expectantly.

"Not here, we need to go somewhere more private." He said and they followed him to the lab, as beast inspected his hair he was astounded.