The Cutest Omniversal Shopkeeper.

"Well I got good news and bad news. Good news is you got new naturally grown hair, bad news is its permanent. This hair at the microscopic level has your dna in it, it's as if the person engineered the chia plant to coexist with your body. This is eons ahead of us in technology, theoretically he could program the earth to move and act how he wants. Making anything like a computer game character, thus follow its programming. He can make anything living, mold together in never before seen ways. Its truley admirable ,if not used for such a purpose." He said after getting over his immensive interest, in the science behind it all. Meanwhile they were just now getting over their shock and as they did, kurt busted out laughing. Since he knew he would get in deep trouble, he decided to leave not before saying. "Haha I got to go, cant control myself sorry!" He teleported away.

"What can be done about this?" The professor said after trying to rain in his anger. Logan and the rest were at a mix of humor and seriousness. They were in internal conflict, but they knew one thing, this was hilarious.

"Hologram over it? Other then that....there is hair dye maybe. Or we could try to get the person who did this, to undo it." The beast suggested.

"I think that's the best bet, perhaps he used this as a bargaining chip?" He said in thought.

"Oh wise you are indeed, but come out I will not. At least untill Jean gray is away from us, as this is a private matter is it not." Tobi's holodisc apeared hovering on the room. With Grindlewald appearing in display.

"Very well, but I want a promise you and others associated with you ,wont be hurting my students while we have this talk."

"Sure thing but I'm a busy man and currently my subordinate is in the vicinity. He was to get your attention and a conversation, but he is quite the prankster so my condolences." The voice said and he nodded. Jean gray then spoke in protest

"Why me?! Are you afraid of me or something?"

"Sorry but that information is classified, and highly dangerous to be known. As it is I'm detecting energy fluctuations ,in your container as you call a body." Grindlewald said The professor nodded to Scott and he was escorting her out. "Come on, it's best we do as the professor says." she just hurumphed and walked out ,but not before she tried to blast the disk with a psionic blast. It was made out of the most durable metal Novaverael could make. He called it unobtainium as only he could make it, at least he knew off anyways. So it shook a little but wasn't broken. "Hi I'm tobi, master sends me to say hi." He said appearing in a flash of light, as there was a space chakra marker on the device. So he used the 4th's jutsu.

"First things first, could you please remove this from my head." He said in a slightly irritated voice.

"Sure! The prank is already done ,so I'll just remove it." He focused on the magical construct created by the magical seal trap, and his new hair fell to the ground ;making him bald once more.

"Much better, now what's your purpose for this visit?" He asked and Logan spoke up

"Yeah! Also how the hell, you find out all this information about me?! I dont even know quarter of the stuff in the file!" He said.

I didn't like his attitude so I gave him another file. "It seems Logan needs to go and find his daughter." I said shocking the rest as he seen the file, he growled and said "This talk isn't over, until I get back. Professor the keys to the X jet NOW!" he said angrily looking at me, then taking off with the keys.

"Now that mr.rude is gone. Master has created a buisness and wishes to make a proposition for you. In exchange for having some of your better trained students saving people publically, and changing how you do things. He will give you alot more funding for your school. He will also give you these, they are seals that will seal a person's mutation away ;for as long as it's on them. This is the key to unlock the seals, for when you want to remove it. When removed the seal dissapears, as for security purposes any and all attempts at recreation; will result in unpleasant results. Ranging from pranks to a misfortune curse ,that can lead to death. Now for the change, he just wants you to start doing good publicity. Saving regular people, giving more public exposure that mutants are not just evil. Now for jean gray, she has a very powerful being in her; I'm not sure if it's good or evil and reaps souls. To ensure my safety I won't inspect, untill the time is right; as the repercussions could be tremendous." I said While keeping the inturrupted silent with a silence seal master made. When I'm ready for a reply I inactivate it.

"I see. What's the name of the buisness?" He asked intrigued about what other powers he has, including political and financial.

"Akatsuki incorporated." I said shocking them all.

"That's one of the biggest medical,science and communications company of all. Its said they are going to surpass Stark,Hammer and the rest of the top businesses!" Said Storm quite surprised, she respected them alot ;since they provide alot of relief to the people of Africa. Unlike most major "Non-Profit disaster relief organizations" as most of them spend 99% towards employees and corporate BS. While only giving 1% out if it!

"Yes and its said if they didn't donate, they would have overtaken them a while back. In the goverment there are rumors ,saying they dont know where the items are made or come from. Leading to speculations that the owner is an alien,mutant,or inhuman. If it wasn't for the massive public support, they would have been taken down by now.Also their speed of expansionis ridiculous, they went global in a month." The professor said indirectly asking a question.

"Its made in the utopia my Novaverael is making, using space manipulation tech and magic. Now do we have a deal in the matter, your lucky my master told me; to not take your mind intrusions as an attack." He replied while blocking his attempt causing the professor's nose to bleed.

"My apologies, but I like to keep my students safe from anything that could bring them harm." He replied while thinking

'So he is the one who manipulated my mind, I cant even begin to penetrate his mind! Even jean was able to be subdued for a few seconds. As long as he doesn't harm us in anyway, I will keep this partnership and use it as political pull. This way he won't be the only one ,who gets what he wants. Even though the money will increase the school's funding and size, me and the staff won't be able to control the students; from causing future harm to other students. As some will be snatched by the brotherhood, if not; they may become their spys using our funding to help them grow. I'll need to make sure anyone he sends for help, is well investigated using cerebral of I have to.'

"Okay but do control yourself in a presentable manner in the future, as the regular humans will use it as a means against "mutants". Also I want you to change how you call yourselfs that, change it to superhumans or Alphahumans. Mutations is a word that could be derived ,when the ignorant populus hears mutant ;they think that. It has a natural negative ideal behind it, so they set you up from the start. Just for god sake don't call it quirks, if you do I will come here and prank daily. I feel like anyone who uses that as a name for it, is beyond retarded." I elaborated.

As his master made sure to instill this into his creations beliefs. Getting a raised eyebrow from him, but he nodded nonetheless.

"I'll keep that in mind, but it will take a while for everyone to adjust. Are you a mut-sorry I mean superhuman by chance?" He asked knowing the answer that I have powers. While everyone looked in intrigue, waiting for the answer.

"Nope, I just have super powers and abilities; also magical energy. Besides that and my trade I'm quite normal." He said getting them to be a bit disappointed but Xavier spoke.

"Then why do you want to help others?" He asked and I began the story of naruto's life....."So that's why we believe that noone should be punished, for something out of their control. That's just a story, but it has many life lessons and shows how horrible humans can be." I finished and by that time Logan came back with his daughter knocked out on his shoulder. He was all torn up, and looked like he aged 10 years from the battle and all the stress.

"My god Logan what happened?!" they all shout.

"Do you perhaps need help unbrainwashing her? If I didn't seek the best for you guys, I would never have even met you. Do keep this in mind." I said trying to calm him down.

"He is right, he didn't have to come here at all and could have stood back at akatsuki inc." The professor said as he seen what I was doing. This calmed him down enough to not try and kill me and say "Explain!" in a demanding voice.

"I came here to make a buisness deal, the pranks where to get the professors attention. As I was told to do, it was my own personal touch if I say so myself. As for the file and knowledge, my master is a master magician and uses alot of scying; to observe even into the future a little. He is able to direct it to his intended targets, like cerebral but it can hit your dead spot or zones. Otherwise you would have known all this already, right?" I said giving the professor a knowing look 'You done f**ked up' and he uses his full ability to keep from reacting unusually.

"Yes, there are spots that I cant reach; certain metals and devices can interfer. Such as magnetos helmet as you know." He elaborated and this calmed Logan down alot, he then looked at me and said "You can fix her? Make her better without harming her?" He demanded instead of asking.

"Yes of course, but it is her that will be doing the fixing. If a person if mentally unstable ,only you can change your own mind. Mind washing is like mindcontrol, it's basically inception using your mind against you. It isn't permanent if they have a strong will. So I will be guiding her through a simulated world, 1 year there is a few seconds here. This will put her in a coma for a week, so do keep this in mind. This will cause great change in her mentality, and any change in mentality for anyone will hurt...but eventually you will heal and be stronger for it. So do you wish to continue?" I asked while the rest looked at me shocked at this ability.

"Th-this would be incredible and better then any therapist in the world, if done right that is. The possibilities are endless! Think if the people we could save from depression, and other mental ailments! It would be a true cure!" The beast went into a geek spree but was stopped by the growling of logan as he said. "Do it, but if she doesn't wake up....you will need to keep your casket closed for the reception." Logan threatened.

"Very well, I need her to wake up first ,as I need direct eye contact." I explained it wasn't entirely a lie, as the technique works better with direct eye contact. He nodded and woke her up, but before she did anything I said "". She then swiftly passed out, and Xavier was about to inspect but I blocked him.

"That would be most unwise Xavier, if you did so you would be stuck inside with her; for the duration. This could cause irreversible damage to both of you. As you would be experiencing the same treatment as her, and she might be affected by your presence there." I explained and he went pale, as he felt the amount of mental strain she was in due to the technique. I noticed as well and decided to help her by healing her, this should reduce the week to a day at most.

"I was able to reduce the recovery time by healing her, but don't quote me on the time. She should be up in a few days at most, at least I'd say a day." I said gaining a grunt of thanks from moody Wolverine and a calculative eye from Xavier. We were both interrupted by Beast as he said "Amazing mind if I inspect this, it could help us further our medical capabilities!" I knew where this was going so I stopped him.

"I used up too much energy, and I got to leave and rest. Just contact the company with the holo-disc and they will take care of everything. Don't try to recreate it either, the owner is quite strict with his own special patenting of his tech ;so even stark cant copy it. Goodbye and Xavier I hope you enjoy stage two of the prank." I said then teleported away. Leaving them all dumbfounded.

"Does anyone have an idea what stage two means?" Xavier said and Logan answered

"The students think you have gone crazy, because of your low self esteem to being called bald. Also seeing you earlier with chia seed hair, I overheard them talking on my way here. Now if you will excuse me, I need to take my daughter to the medical room to rest." He said taking off holding her like a treasure.

"What?!" They all exclaimed then laughed a bit at Xavier's misfortune.

[Meanwhile back with mc in shop.]

"Just choose an item already! You have been searching for hours! I already warned you ,that it will just keep making new interesting items!" I said annoyed and surprised by this old mans antics, it's like hes a middle aged man ;with a brand new antique car.

"Y-you need to learn to respect your elders! Hurumph, I'm almost done anyways just give me a minute." Said Yamamoto inspecting yet another item that he found on the next shelf.

"I am billions of years old, and I have to agree that you should hurry up; or else this poor man will die of a heart attack in anticipation." Said Mr.Sauron and we all looked at him 'Even if what you say is true! Its ridiculous comming from you!' I sighed and finnally Yamamoto picked his item as his eyes shinned. He then brang it to the counter and said "I would like this item please." He said with a smile as he held a spiritual technique ,that could make his flames; Heal or create things. This would allow him to not only heal Zanpakuto's like nothing, but make sentient beings from his flames! He could potentially recreate a version of my DW!

"Good choice, now for my payment that I d.e.s.i.r.e; I want all your knowledge on Kidō,Hadō, and

Bakudō. Now before you complain, you could heal even shattered souls with that technique; essentially reviving dead shinigami's within 5 min. Although they need to be weaker then you, also you could over time make an army of flame beings." I explained making his eyes widened and he said "Still it's quite a steep price, but considering I have no other places i can get said item. I accept this trade, but how will it be done?" He asked curiously.

"Place your hand in the magical circle and all will be done." I explained and he quirked an eyebrow but listened. He then bowed and said "I hope you don't create trouble for my shinigami, as fairies are known to be tricksters. If you do, I might have to test a thing or two on you." He said with a sly smile ,as he knew my eyes widened at the information. 'He was able to create a format to create new Kidō,Hadō, and

Bakudō this is revolutionary!'

"Why? Why did you never show the others?" I asked greatly confused. He smiled back and said "Surely you already know why." He then walked off and left the shop. I was left stumped but then it hit me "He didn't want others gaining enough power to overthrow the spiritking because then his world would be destroyed. Also he didn't train in doing this ,as if he did the spiritking would eventually notice or other captains/shinigami would..." I said and Mr Sauron continued "So he essentially kept the world from destruction; by keeping this information secret and preventing others from doing so! The reason he looked around was on the off chance his memory wasn't wiped or if he had a chance to restore it!!" He exclaimed making my eyes widened 'That theif!!'

*Worry not I have succeeded in preventing this from occurring ,but since he could have the spiritking help... I had to use a bit of omni-energy and creator wants repayment! His method of repayment, will be in the form of entertainment. So you will not be allowed to hide your cuteness aura ,in the shop!* The shop announced making us both think 'Ruthless!! If this were to happen, then any women might even disregard my size!!!' I then dropped downcasted and began to despair "Nooooooooooooo!" Mr.Sauron walked close to me and pointed at his hat. I shook my head no as I knew the shop would get me back worse if I did so...'EVIL Shop!' I thought. I then straightened my back and said "Bring me to the fight between Yhwach and ichigo."

"VWORP VWORP VWORP."

I arrived and sent out a clone to copy his all swing eyes and other abilities seen in the fight.

"Bring my other clone to Baraggan Louisenbairn before he got controlled by aizen." I announced and the clone was teleported instead.

*Ding, bringing in next customer as you requested quite alot.* The shop said and we thought 'Sure and it's not like we ever done more then this before!! You evil shop!'

"VWORP VWORP VWORP."

Next came in Yoruichi Shihouin and she seen me immediately and rushed towards me!

'Ha there is no way you will continue ,if I say your killing me!' The pink light around me grew brighter! I then noticed I was growing larger!

"Wha-" I was about to yell in shock and ask why from the shop but I was immediately Hugged by her! 'Im-impossible how?!' I thought as my solution should be working then just as I ,was about to blame the shop I heard.

'*Congratulations shop owner ,your kirby bloodline has become 90% complete! As a result something unexpected happened, the cuteness aura changed your body ;to accept all things a cute being such as you should!*' The shop announced inside my head, I then resigned myself to my fate! As she was done squeezing and hugging me, she tried to take me away from the shop!

*Sorry but you cannot take the shop owner from the shop! Please pick an item and pay for said item otherwise get out!* The shop said defending me a little, but i feel worse as i thought it might come at a price. I then had a brilliant idea for my payment!

"Gah..." She was knocked down in the floor then thought 'What the hell was that...alright I'll look around ,as I heard about this place from Urahara. Why didn't he tell me the shop owner was this cute! I will make him pay for not telling me!' she thought after hearing the voice.

[At Urahara's shop]

"Achoo, Oh dear! I have a bad feeling just now, and I feel like my manhood is at stake! Quick Tessai we need to close the shop. Prepare for an attack from an angry woman! I don't know who but, if its Yoruichi I might need to go into hiding. Grab me a cup! I need to protect my jewels!" He said as his employees sweatdropped at this and thought

'Is he serious?!'

"Perverted old man! You deserve what's comming to you, go help yourself." Jinta huffs and goes outside to practice hitting a baseball.

Ururu just does what she is told, and get the athlete's cup ;that jinta sometimes uses when playing the catcher for baseball games.

Meanwhile Tessai just grunts and does as he says, he has dealt with many crazy women in the past but none like her. So he goes all out with the defences.

[Meanwhile back with the MC]

Yoruichi found an Advanced Kidō,Hadō, and

Bakudō techniques book. I nodded and said "The payment will be for you to show me your cat form, as for why; I want to see if I can recreate it." I said and she looked at me like I'm stupid ,as there is no way I could copy that. She didn't complain ,as it was a essentially free item for her. She nodded and transformed, then undid her transformation. I was expecting to see a n.a.k.e.d lady, but the shop covered her back up. Both she and I was surprised but I just said "The shop ensured your privacy." While thinking on what she did. 'So she used her spiritual energy to pull in natural energy ,making a sort of contract. This is similar to animagus but diffrent, although you become your spirit animal; if one can see and copy the frequency of energy taken in and combined. You can essentially use someone elses animal form!

"Thank you for your demonstration, it might take me a while to figure it out. To think you discovered natural energy like that." I said complementing her ability and she inquired

"Nat-ural energy? Never heard of it, but I do feel like when i transform i pull something into me. Like getting full on food, it makes me feel bigger even when I'm smaller. Also I gain the instincts of a cat." She said while intrigued.

"Natural energy is the energy of the world, both nonliving things and plants have this. It's what you would call ki, but for these beings. So its diffrent. Also animals have it too, but not as much as plants." I explained and she asked.

"What else can you do with it, if you master the use of it?"

"You can become a sage, and gain increased agility,strength and spiritual control. However, if you don't balance the energy perfectly; in your body you will turn into stone. The only reason you haven't, is because you are unconsciously using your spiritual energy; to subdue the negative effect. Also it helps, that you are a soul and aren't living. Do be careful though, even as a soul ,you can face damage from taking in too much." I said shocking her and she asked.

"How can I do so without damage?"

"Well considering you can release the energy, you just need to sense it better. Then release it if it gets to be unstable."

She nodded and bowed and said "Thanks for the information, I will be going now." She then took off.