The Cutest Omniversal Shopkeeper.

[Meanwhile with Madara]

"Hahaha yes that's it more! Show me your true strength!" Madara said in his full sasanoo holding the giant chitauri leviathan back.

"Hulk Smash!" Hulk stepped in and punched it straight on, causing it to make a giant dent in it. It was destroyed afterwards, as Madara used his newfound gravity control; that his master gave him. To then crush it into a small ball. Hulk was surprised and Madara said "What?! You cant smash it that well?" This angered the hulk, but he took it as a challenge. Thus, he fought the invasion with newfound vigor.

Meanwhile the rest of the non asgardian avengers. They are currently experiencing their new powers. Iron man has Tech conciousness, which allows him to control all tech and even go into the internet. Hawkeye gains increased perception speed and his eyesight can now zoom in. Black widow can now allure, even as.e.x.u.a.l aliens into obeying her commands ,when said seductively. Captain America is now able to nullify all backlash ,his body gets. So all blunt attacks won't affect him. Agent Coulson gained the ability to come back to life ,when people he cares about are in danger. Agent hill gained increased senses, allowing her to unlock her ki. Nick fury had the ability to tell when someone was lying, and when they do; they will be subjected to immensive pain. At least untill they speak the truth.

This was mainly because of the quirks, being added into the equation. Although the drawbacks weren't their, It made the power weaker overall and not too powerful. However with the exception of some people, and these powers did depend on the person.

Madara seen the nuke comming from afar and announced "I've got a way to get rid of the nuke! So I will be right back!" He said over the intercom. "Oh okay, thanks man. I would have probably died from what i was thinking. Wait! When could you fly?! Is that because of the mist?" Tony said surprised.

Meanwhile Madara creates a black ball ,that attracts; just the nuke towards it. It then leads the nuke into the space rift, avoiding the incoming aliens on the way. As the space crack begins to close, you could hear Boom! After it was closed. Black widow over the intercom, spoke to me.

"Madara director fury would like to speak with you." Black widow said.

"I'm not interested, but to not be rude; you can have him talk with my clone; that I just got as a power." He said as his master commanded him to be polite as possible. He then creates a shadow clone and has it walk off with her, to see the director. I then head to where all the avengers are gathered. In time to her iron man say. "Have you ever had shawarma?" I then answered his question ,taking ahold of the conversation. "No but I'm willing to try new things, I'm okay with it if everyone else is." I replied

They shrugged but thor looked at me and said "Your strong for a human, what makes you so?" he asked. The others were also interested in the answer. I looked at his hammer and had an idea.

"Im Blessed by the goddess gaia herself, if you want proof toss me your hammer." I said and he did as I said as he was interested. They were all shocked ,when I could life the hammer.

[A/N Madara although in a bad way was willing to sacrifice his happiness for the world to be in peace. Even if it was just a dream, he felt that he was helping the world at the expense of his life.]

"Anyways, I noticed there's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here." I replied knocking them out of their stupor and handed thor back his hammer.

He grabbed it and hit me on the shoulder, which caused no damage to me; but I'm sure it kill a mortal with ease.

"Hahaha maybe we should fight sometime, between the three of us ;we can see who is the strongest! haha" He joyfully laughed at the prospect of a new sparing partner and the hulk just grunts and said "The Hulk strongest there is."

"Hulk do you want more strength? To be a true warrior, you must be strong in the mind too. You want me to help?" I asked hulk, the rest were surprised but hulk looked at me strangely and he asked "Skeleton man want to help hulk?"

I nodded "Yes it will help hulk alot, there will still be banner and Hulk; so no harm is done." I said and hulk thought it over. He then nodded and said "Hulk smash with brains now!" he proclaimed accepting the deal. I then implemented the knowledge in hulks persona. I didn't give him too much, as it would effect his angers growth level. He will now be able to say complete sentences, so around a 13 year old knowledge. I also added in martial arts into the mix. He grips his head in slight pain, but I heal him while I'm at it.

"There we go finished, I didn't make him too smart ;as his strength would decrease. This is because his strength ,comes from his anger. Normally after a 3 year old mentality the anger would reduce, so I had to suppliment it with increased pride. So that should work better." I said causing everyone to look stunned ,but then quickly looked at hulk.

"Hulk is reborn, I am alot more intelligent then before." He said proudly which stunned everyone else. Tony pointed at me and said "Y-you made hulks smart, I've been trying for ages! The most I could do ,is get him to play video games!" Tony exclaimed then looked downcasted. The rest looked at me warily and I explained "I can do magic too, so I just copied and moved over some knowledge. It's simple really." After I said this Thor looked at me diffrently and he said "haha Your like my brother loki, i never understood the mystical stuff; but your a pro just like him. I might not know much, but I'm sure that's advanced stuff." He said giving me yet another slug on the shoulder.

"Well I think we should get going, maybe this time I won't have to pay; for the damage caused to the store." Tony said happily thinking of the changes to his life, from having a smarter hulk.

We take off to the shawarma store.

[Meanwhile back with the mc.]

"Aha so that's how the stones work! Good job clones, you can go into nonexistence now." I said while smirking. One responded "We are not god damn meeseeks! poof" He poofed after saying it.

'So the stones gather the universes omni-energy, but only at a set amount. They do this across all alternate timelines, to allow the other gods to share the wealth. The power it grant's the user, depends on the intent of the user; and if it will help create more omni-energy. It seems they must have an accord though, but the important thing is the infinity stone god; is not a reaper. Going by the storyline I'm sure the celestial overlord is, as for the pheonix force overlord... I'd say a good 99%. Considering his ability to vaporize people, molecule by molecule might also be capable of doing souls too. Nevermind having the alter-ego of the dark pheonix. It's a good thing I didnt steal any energy from them, but then again I dont try to make enemy's. Since I've taken out the underworld and started my omni-farm again. They might be out to get me, but the infinity god might overlook it. Since I'm taking from a reaper I feel no guilt. Its time for my next plan, to lure seperate them and fight them off. If I fail, I can always use my one time escape card. Although I dont want to use it right now, it would pay off greatly if I did so. Hmm but what can I do about a trump card.'

"Get me samples of the virus that kills celestial's, and try to make divine ice." I commanded then and they took off ,one to the lab and the other to the moon and northpole.

I then decided I need better future vision and combat abilities. Maybe even some more powers or better understandings of the laws of the omniverse.

"Take me to the world of onepeice." I said to the shop and it responded *Right away.*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP"

The first person to enter the shop was none other then whitebeard himself. When he entered he laughed shaking the shop a little. I had a suspicion the shop allowed this ,so that it would be more entertaining on godtube.

"Gurarara What's this I found! A shop full of devil fruit?!" He said a bit surprised and then I spoke "Welcome to my magical emporium of d.e.s.i.r.es. Where you can find anything you could want." He then looked at me and was surprised then he said "Is that a devil fruit that caused you to look like that or are you not a human?" He asked and I answered proudly "I am a kirbonian mixed with a fairy and a chakra fox." He noticed my pride and laughed "Gurarara Powerful you are, but how come I don't know of your name?" He asked

"That's because I'm not from this world, I travel around alot." I answered respectfully.

"Oh, interesting I have have been the crewmate of the pirate king but I've never been to another world. How do you do so, is this shop a form of devil fruit?" He asked and waited for a reply.

"I haven't used a fruit yet, this is a power that is of my own." I answered while not saying the true reason I have said power.

"I see.... well I was told from my captain of your shop but I didn't believe it was real. We all thought he was dreaming or drunk. Expecially since he didnt show us the item he got but he said it was the best item, he could have had ever bought. So could you perhaps tell me?" He said

"I don't recall, I have visited many places so I don't remember such a thing occuring." I answered and he laughed then said "Gurarara it seems my theory is right, you can travel in time which means you haven't met him yet!" He then continued laughing, stunning me at how he came to the conclusion ;but before I could ask he continued.

"He told me the payment he made was of his knowlege. Everything he knew about haki, so since it's been decades; you must be traveling in time. The way you reacted also proved my theory, I could sense your tensed reaction.Worry not I dont care about that. Now what will be my payment today ,as I already found an item." He said as he seen it with observation haki.

"Oh well for you, it would be a display of your powers; simple yes. Here we wont be doing so, as we will be transported to the testing area. Grab your item and we will go." I said and he quickly grabbed Marco's pheonix devil fruit. I noticed and nodded since it was an item that was fated. This was why I found it interesting. We were then transported to the testing area of the shop and when we arrived he laughed. "Gurarara Big place this is, I thought it was just a somewhat large shop ,but if what I sense is true ;this is at least as big as Alabasta. Maybe bigger, let's see if it's as durable as it looks!" He then preformed his Ultimate quake punch, but the thing that astounded him ;was it only cause a small earthquake. Also the space cracks he made were quickly closed back up. Not just that but the earthquake he caused, was closed back up shortly after!

"Gurarara This place is amazing! By chance are you a god?" He asked looking at me in a new light.

"No not yet, but I might be soon enough; if I practice your worlds techniques. As it seems your world laws are open to manipulation, by Strong will. But I'm not sure why that is."

*This is due to the war of gods that happened before the world government. All gods of this universe died and now this universe is managed, by the god above all. Currently only an apprentice of the god of fruits remains.*

The shop announced and we were both shocked by the info but I asked "Then will this universe cease to exist?" I asked the shop and it answered *No...well at least not till he gets bored or needs to use universe to create a new one. Wiping out the inhabitants ,to start a-new without them noticing. It will happen sort of like the belief of yesterdayism. The belief that only today has happened and we just began to exist today.* It explained

I nodded and Whitebeard spoke.

"Gurarara Worry not my friend, if it's out of our control and there's nothing you can do; all you can do is stand proud and let the world know. If what you say is true, then I am already famous and will live on I'm my fans." He said in a reassuring confident tone. Which surprised me slightly as this is essentially losing what makes you, you. I do understand though and that's what I respect the most in this man. I nod and say

"Well from what I seen, your fruit causes damage through spatial cracks. The cracks when made, cause immensive damage ;as the universe tries to patch it by using the lifeforce of things around it. This is why the earth splits and all things shake and break. Your essentially causing their being to be shaken, until they lose energy the space needs to repair. This energy can be their entirety or just some of it. It does gain most of its energy, from the planets electromagnetic field. That's the main cause of the earthquakes, s.u.c.k.i.n.g away the energy leaves a big gap; that needs to be filled." I said

With my explanation and the shops help he understood and nodded.

"I see. You have been holding out on me! Your smart too, I bet you can make inventions that would shake the world. Gurarara" Whitebeard said laughing ,as he got an understanding of my personality; it reminded him of a crewmate of his.

"Well it's best we be going since your paid for, the fruit is yours. I will be heading off, to greet my next customer. Oh and before I forget, it would be rude; if I didn't try to punch with all my might too."

I condensed all my energy and focused on the space around me and I threw a punch.

This punch caused a giant crack that destroyed, a quarter of the world. Thus, causing a giant canyon 1,000 times bigger then the grand canyon. Currently Whitebeard was looking in awe ,at my ability to recreate the effect of his devil fruit.

"Each fruit uses the universes energy ,in a way to create such an event. I suspect, the god above all is keeping the devil fruits intact. Hes doing this waiting for someone, to understand the laws and energy behind the fruits. Thus, being able to do something like this and recreate it." I explained and whitebeard nodded

"Well I'm still the strongest of my world, since you come from another. Please don't come and use my power on my world, my crew wont like it one bit. Even if you became my successor, it would just be a problem for the world. Maybe when you come back after learning haki, then you can truley shake the world." He said with pride and a serious undertone.

"Yes I know, especially since the one behind thenworld goverment will be hard to defeat." I said not trying to underestimate IM one bit. He laughed and we were transported back to the shop. I waved him off and he left after saying goodbye.

"Next I want to meet fire fist ace, just before he is killed." I said and the shop listened and I was transported.

*Very well*

"VWORP VWORP VWORP" Just after we were transported Fire fist ace walked in ,with chains on him. Which I broke for him and he looked at me in awe with stars in his eyes.

"So cool! But how can you break it ,without your fruit powers being disabled?" He asked not paying attention to my appearance ,as if he didbt realize it yet.

"That's true but this is my own power, the fruits are just training wheels, untill you understand the power behind it. A task even the pirate king failed to do." I said making a multicolored flame in my hand then switching it from red,regular flame color, blue, white and finally black. Fire fist ace was surprised, as he seen my control was alot more then his.

"Now for why I am here, I am here to sell you a new life under some terms and conditions. So then when you "Die" a husk will be left in your place and your soul will be transferred into a duplicate body with a diffrent face. If people ask, you found the fruit after the death of fire fist ace. The condition is that you dont let luffy know, untill his training with old man rayleigh is finished. Just so you know, he will try and save you; also you wont remember this meeting till after your death. The payment will be, to give luffy a run for his money in becoming the next pirate king. Do you agree, if so place your hand here." I said and his eyes shined with stars and then fiery determination. He understood that his brother has been reckless, in exploring where he had yet the strength. He also knew that ,I was probably stronger then even whitebeard; if what I said is true but he had a question.

"Why don't you come out and save the world?" He asked and I replied "I am but not as you see me, in the shop I have to use my true form." I explained and he facepalmed.

"I forgot to ask ,what are you? Unless that's because of a devil fruit because I've seen nothing like you." He said looking at me in wonder.

"I am a kirbonian with a mix of chakra fox and fairy." I explained and he was confused since he never heard of it before. He nervously chucked and said "I'm sorry but I've never heard of it before." I put up my hand and say "Its no matter, anyways this is my magical emporium of d.e.s.i.r.es." At that fire fist finnally remembered what whitebeard said and his eyes widened.

"Its Y-you your the legendary shop keeper!" He exclaimed.

"Yes I am, now do we have a deal, if so place you hand in the magical circle." I pointed at the table and he nodded then placed his hand there.

"So cool! You can do real magic, how do you do it? Can you teach me? What's your pirate crew name? Will you come and party with my friends? Do you have good booze?" He said and started listing off many questions and I answered them as a list "Yes and I have mana inside my body. I cant teach you my main version of magic, and other versions require a talent for it. To truley get powerful with it ,you need to be really smart. The Faceless Red moon, as for why it's called that my bloodline eyes and powers. I can also shape shift as you can see." I then transformed into my cat version. His eyes went even wider then I thought possible. "Y-your the leader of the The Faceless Red moon pirates or as others call them the demon-eyed shapeshifting pirates!" He was shocked to see me, as it was said I couldnt be stopped by even the marines; they called me the unofficial Yonko or the last Kōtei[Five emperors]. He then payed for his item by placing his hand in the circle.

"Yes I am now since you paid for your item, and I must get going; I need you to leave but I'm sure we will meet again." I explained and he nodded and with newfound determination he said "Just you wait! I will become the pirate king and make my old man proud!" He said then took off with a grin as he left, a new pair of cuffs were replaced on him.