The Cutest Omniversal Shopkeeper.

Currently there was a scientist in my shop, and the man in question ;was none other than antmans father. Whom I have decided to see if I can get the shop, to relieve me from my punishment.

'Hey shop if I prank him good ,would you be able remove my payment for the creator. So that I dont have to wear this cuteness aura in the shop?' I asked the shop and it replied immediately '* If it's a good enough prank this will be considered the payment. So yes.*' I then sent a mental message, to my magical cyborg tobi. He is to prank him when he leaves my shop, 'Oo looks like he is done finding what he wants.' He walked up to the desk and said "I would like to take this holodisc ,on how to better use the pym-particles; so that I can go back and fourth to the quantum realm." He said and I nodded and replied "For the payment I want all your scientific knowledge, as you see I travel to other worlds and I wish to compare. I won't announce your own invention as my own, but use it to make something; that you wouldn't even recognize it. This will be that much diffrent, then your original tech. I also wont release said device in your universe." I explained and he nodded in understanding. As I've explained everything before, about the omniverse. I did tell him I cant take him with me, and he was sad ,but said he will just figure it out scientifically. He also didn't mind since I "already knew about the particles" which was actually his misunderstanding.

"Place your hand here and the payment will be done; then you can leave the shop with your new knowledge." I explain and he followed my instruction then said "Thank you so much, for doing buisness with me. As this will help my research greatly!" He then took off, and I felt someone guilty.....but it faded soon after. Since he didnt help the world by releasing his tech, that could save many lives by transporting ;large amounts of food and water to africa and other third world countries.

[Tobi P.O.V]

I am currently beginning my new mission to troll someone, 'this is the best mission I ever got from master! Hahaha This will be good, I just need to finish the last stroke in the seal and.....whalah.' He looked admiring his new seal, that was made of space manipulation sealwork; with a connection to prym-particles. It also used some magic ,to will other effects to happen; when certain conditions are met. This will transport the particles from whereever they are, and use their abilities ;to make any males Mr.Prym looks at to have their d**is shrunken. This will last as long as he lives and they wont notice it at first, but after the hundredth time. He will then be sending out visable light beams ,at their junk. I call it a makeshift dojutsu "The eyes of a Alpha male". I didnt stop there and I also made it so it will make his shrink aswell, this was using magic instead ;so he cant undo it.

'Time to start my prank hahahaha.' Whoosh

I take off and find hank prym when he exits the shop, I immediately place a seal on him. He couldnt see me, as I was using a genjutsu laced with ,a notice me not charm. He did notice the feeling of pressure on his shoulder ,when I applied it. He looked around and yelled "What the hell was that?! Weird noone is here, well it's best I go back to work with this new knowledge."

Little did he know every second his d**k, was shrinking by a millimeter every 10 second. It would continue untill it was so small, that it would hold the world record. Until he makes others ,just as small that is. As my work was done, I thought of what else I could do. I then headed to the shops laboratory ,to make a chemical for my prank.

"Hey tobi, what are you doing here?" Mr Sauron said in a friendly tone, while venom was l.i.c.k.i.n.g his lips.

"I making a prank and need materials. Im trying to make people happy with laughter." I announced proudly and Mr.Sauron shivered, at the possibility he might be pranked.

"Ma,ma it's not you, it's some ant geezer." I said calming him down and he then asked "What do you need?"

"I was thinking of a pheromone that would attract ants, but I want to make it like the

Aburame clan. Then integrate it with a seal, so that it can release at certain times. Also maybe put a doppleganger like quirk power, for the ants. Using the seal to control them to pretend to be a d**k, so that he wont notice his shrinkage. Before it's too late, and at the worst moment ;the truth will be revealed." I said getting Mr.Saurons eyes to widen and grow a bit pale at the brutality of the prank. He replied unsure whether he should tell him.

"Yea ermmm.... I dont know wher." Mr.Sauron was interrupted by the shop *I have just the thing for you! Here you go everything you need ,is in the package.* A package apeared and Mr.Sauron went pale and scrambled to the panick room.Taking enough lavacakes to hide out for a few days, until the pranks are done. Otherwise venom would get cranky and he couldn't let his cute friend be hurt.

I looked inside and seen various items, itching powder that would make you itch until you almost die. Rainbow hair dye with trump hair style seal, door handle random shocker seal, dream demon seal, inanimate object becomes food illusion seal, inopportune moments curse (This would make said person seem like a pervert), liar nose seal, brown touch seal(Everything you touch turns into feces), and finaly Random brown noise emitter seal. Also it had the item I was looking for too. As I knew some of these were potentially lethal, or would cause someone to suicide. I decided to go to the day before antmans father died ,in the story.

When I arrived he was all alone in his house looking depressed, as he had lots of beer bottles everywhere. I then took my seals and spread them out, I also decided to go outside; and find out what happened. I see a random h.i.p.ster walking by in the street.

"Hey do you know what happened to Brad Pym, he looks very sad nowadays?"

The guy looked at me with a face of anger and said "Good that bastard deserves it ,after everything he did to us! A good 25 percent of New York now has shrunken d**ks! The government even voted on his execution, but made a deal with him and it was all hushed up!"

'It seems something unexpected happened.'

"What did he do for the deal?" I asked and he replied "Ant telepathy control, they are using it for the military and pest control. Since they can command fireants to attack pests and have the ants find and kill targets with poison. They wanted his shrink tech, but it mysteriously got destroyed in an explosion.....I think he just didn't want to release it." He shrugged and I replied "Oh well that's good, it's a good thing I'm pranking him." This got his interest and he said "Your joking?" I then disappeared in a poof of smoke. Leaving the guy stunned and he smiled slightly, then sighed while looking down.

After 5 hours there was a breaking news report.

"Breaking news! Brad pym has died! It seems like all of the d.i.c.ks he shrunk, are now returning back to normal!! He committed suicide today, as he went completely crazy. Screaming that he would get the person who pranked him. He also turned his entire mansion into feces. Unfortunately before his death, he went into public making fun of a fellow buisness man; by copying his hairstyle in rainbow colors. He also attacked the public by emitting the fabled brown noise ,that no tech can reproduce! If it wasn't for his death, wall street would still be s**tty. I'm not joking ,it seems he gained the power; to turn anything he touches into s**t. He was pleading for help, trying to safe his reputation by saying he was pranked. When we tried to ask him who would prank him, he said that he couldn't remember; as it seems they wiped his memories! How shameless! He was trying to save his reputation ,by making a scene. His selfish acts placed many people into the hospital ,with their intestines needing stitches. His company would have suffered, if they didnt already kick him out long ago. For the people of New York I must let you know, he died penniless and without family as they left him too. We have been avenged! Currently there is a party being hosted by Akatsuki inc., at their office branch in the city. All expenses are being payed for by them and everyone is welcome. You just need to bring a valid I.D. Chuck I'm handing it off to you." Hank the news reporter of Akatsuki news division said.

"Thanks Hank! I am currently at the party now, and it's amazing; truley out of this world! They are using the same tech and magic, as the fabled utopia of Novaverael is "Kirbonia" as they call it. Apparently they struck a deal and he obtained the right to bring over some tech ;but hes not allowed to distribute it. As you can see this place is alot bigger then the outside, it's currently as big as New York city its self! There is an amus.e.m.e.nt park of which, you never have to wait in line for. The food,drinks and entertainment are for free! The company must be spending alot ,as they said Yes that includes beer. However the only food item they have for sale ,is lava cakes. I must say it's very delicious and is said to not effect your teeth or make you have a stomachache! I have eaten 100 so far and I am living proof! They are soo delicious, they supposedly adjust to your tastebuds using magic to do so. The goverment tried to shut them down, due to needing to be fda approved. However ,the people rebelled and they were kicked out of the place. The ceo must have pulled strings, as they have sent a representative to apologize. This is footage of what he said. "Hello I am here on behalf of the F.D.A, I was sent to give an apology, as one of our agents didn't get the memo. The lavacakes are safe to consume and have been inspected by our lead scientists. As for the mystical part of it, we hired a group of magicians to check it out. They they're to be anonymous, but this is the quote from their leader "The fate of my very taste buds are at stake, because this is a delicious and healthy safe treat to eat. I hope you enjoy, and a shout out to my favorite cute out there!" I'm not sure who the lucky man is, but her red hair is absolutely stunning. cough cough That is all." He finished and took off with the rest of the sheild agents, pretending to be the F.D.A..

Well as you heard they are safe and approved by the F.D.A and the secretive magicians. I do wonder how good looking the man the magician was talking about; if what the agent said was true. I do think they need to be, more professional though. That's all back to you.

[Meanwhile back with the 3 high gods.]

"It seems he has moved one of the infinity stones, but it was done as a setup ;for hydra and the hand to attack eachother. So it's most likely that he is sent here, by the primordial of chaos." The infinity stone god said

"Does that mean you won't allow us to interfere?" The leader of the celestials said in a sneer.

"He didn't keep the stone or take any energy, so hes still up for grabs. However, as I've said before he is close to becoming his champion." Said the infinity stone god making the others somewhat happy.

"We just need to get his soul before he gets too powerful or becomes his champion. I do feel kinda bad though, he did get rid of that crazy deadpool. That guy was driving us crazy, but I cant blame him as it was his way of retaliating."

The celestial's god said while the other Reaper god said "Yes indeed, perhaps as a token of appreciation we won't take his memories or not reap his soul at all." He then laughs madly and the other joins but they were inturrupted by the infinity God "Enough, if you want to talk about this later, go ahead but not in my presence." He said disgusted by them.

"At least we are more powerful then you ever will be." The celestial snorted.

"Heh, if only I could use the power of darkness to consume you." The Dark pheonix king said

[A/N He is in charge of the pheonix from the pheonix force of all timelines.]

[Meanwhile back with the mc.]

"Is that prank good enough?" I said after viewing the prank tobi did.

*No that's minor leagues, when it comes to pranks.* The shop said making me irritated ,as this was a ridiculous prank; so how was it not good enough!

"Sigh. Just whatever, take me to the next customer." I said

*Very well* The shop replied

"VWORP VWORP VWORP."

The next person to walk inside was none other than the black widow herself, before she joined sheild. My cutness aura affected her immediately, and since I didnt want to be hugged I got an idea. I transformed into a cat, using my spiritual energy. She still grabbed me, but I was smaller then before. Currently I was being pressed in between her bosoms, this was all according to plan. I then thought lecherously and some blood came out off my nose and I yelled "Stop your killing me!" She instantly stopped and I transformed back; into my regular form as she let me go.

"Welcome to my magical emporium of d.e.s.i.r.es, where you can find any item you would want. Where you pick an item and I get anything I deem of equal trade. It has to be agreed upon of course." I said and she knocked out of her stupor, then looks at me curiously.

"What are you and how did you turn into a cat?"

The black widow asked, while I was still a bit jumpy from being squeezed so hard.

"Oh that, simple spiritual transformation but you need to be a sage of nature." I said and she nodded then asked "What stops me from robbing you?" I laughed and manipulated the gravity around her and said in a Dark cold voice.

"I control everything inside here, while your in here I am essentially the one above all." I announced and she gritted her teeth. I then released the gravity on her and she huffs.

"As you can see I increased the gravity around you, if you try to steal you will be nothing but mush and your soul will be taken by the shop." I explained and she nodded meekly. As she was pale white and all her training told her ,I wasnt lying. She then looked around the shop and found a scroll, that contained the knowledge of ra's all ghul himself."I would like this scroll please." She said respectfully, while examining me to make sure I won't attack.

"Place your hand in the circle, the payment will be your knowledge, on this world underground members." I said and she listened after weorly eyeing the circle. She felt no harm would come then placed her hand there. She then left the shop swiftly, to practice the new techniques she learned.

"Why was that alright but being a human isnt?" I asked the shop.

*You were a cute being and you still got hugged; it's just you used your brain to get out. Well in this case your d**k for brain.*

I was dumbfounded by the rudeness of the shop, but I took it as a win in my book as it was angry it lost!

"Well I need to head out and inspect a bunch of stones. Slice ." My clone then made shadowclones and I left to my house for a good days rest.

[Meanwhile with Novaverael bloodclone.]

"Okay here is what we need to do, we are to split up and observe the rest of the infinity stones. The shop will transport you, all you need to do is use the rinnesharingan and our sonic screwdriver to inspect it. Now GOGOGO!" I commanded and they left. I then left ,to give Tobi and Madara new goals. I meet at our rondevu and they were both there fighting.

"You are not touching a single fiber on my fan!" Madara shouted as tobi tried to "Modify" his uchiha fan replica to work better.

"Cough, I see you two are getting along fine. Your next mission is to take this holodisc and take down both hydra and the hand. Also take down any other undergrounds across the world. Do not destroy them ,but make them be on life support. Also make sure that the avengers timeline ,still happens as it did with minimal changes." I said and they nodded. Madara then spoke with a grin "Do I get to fight thanos?"

"Yes but not yet, first you do this and you can fight in the alien invasion." I said making him happy, next I look at tobi and said "You can prank Kim for me, make sure to liberate his country when your done. Leave a note that, Novaverael did this for the people, also make sure this time they invited to kirbonia. It seems he had some magic capabilities, to get rid of our seals so quickly." I said and he grinned under his mask and said "Yes Mastah, tobi good boy. So i do as master says!" He then takes off opening a reward prank c.h.e.s.t, that the shop gave him secretly.

I shook my head and then said "Well I guess it's time for phase two to begin soon." I then walked back to the shop ,to be transferred when the invasion starts. When I arrived ,I immediately reached into my pocket and pressed a little red button. A red mist then spread throughout the world, and everyone started gaining powers. This was created after studying quirks,inhumans,mutants and superpowered people. I call it HerosRebirth agent, as it should create new heros as anyone that would become a villian wouldn't gain any powers. To ensure they did the original enchanted both gas ,to ensure this. To enable the earthlings to handle it, I also will release more technology. So that they can still apprehend and mitigate the damage the powers may cause.

The mist disappears as fast as it appeared and immediately you could see results. Some people were trying to reach out to their loved ones, trapped under rubble. One of them lifted up the boulder with his mind, another physically lifted the one next to it ;as it was on his wife. Another was about to be killed by a chitauri solider ,but the blast was rebounded ;by an invisible barrier that surrounded him. Thus, leading to the death of said soldier.