The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Old Zhao rolled his eyes and knew nothing.

Lao Zhou, who climbed to the ladder and printed on the ladder, heard the movement. Looking down, he saw a black shadow rising from the sky and jumping directly on his head!

He looked up, and just as a gust of wind blew, the dark clouds opened a gap, revealing a full moon!

He saw the shadow of a black monkey in the background of the moon. The monkey held a stick high!

"Stick? I ..." Lao Zhou just wanted to hide.

Huh!

噗通!

The monkey watched falling off, his head stuck in the motionless old Zhou in the snowdrift, throwing away the stick and clapping his hands, "Just like this, come to our temple to steal things? It's unprofessional!"

Then the monkey tied two people with a rope, dragged it directly to the gate of Yizhi Temple, and hung it on a tree.

At this time, the red baby and salted fish came back, and the two guys wrapped up in small bags and carried a lot of things. They were some winter vegetables prepared by the villagers for Yizhi Temple. As soon as I got to the door, I saw the monkey hanging on the tree, and the red child asked, wondering, "Brother, these two people are stunned? Why are you hanging on the tree? Anyway, this is also a Buddhist gate. Is that right? "

The monkey said what the two had done. When the red baby heard it, he raised his eyebrows, dropped the bag, and cursed, "These two **** even painted red paint on the stone? Grass, hang high! I'll hang!" "

The salted fish shook his head and said, "What are you doing so high? What if you freeze?"

The red child said, "So let them go?"

The salted fish shook his head and said, "You can't put it, you have to deal with it. But we can't freeze people to death, right? I think we should set a fire under them and warm them, it also looks human. The side of change. I am compassionate, Amitabha ... "

The monkey scratched his head and said, "You talked for a long time, didn't you just barbecue?"

The salted fish gave the monkey a white look and said, "What did you say? Have you ever seen roasted people? Even if roasted, it is also an unnecessary loss caused by our kind mistakes. Our original intention is good!"

The monkey said, "Amitabha, my brother is right."

These words were heard by both Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou on the tree. After listening, they both cried!

Who said that the animals on the mountain are cute and gentle?

What kind of animal is this?

This TM is a monster!

They will be grilled soon!

I thought these monsters were talking about fun. As a result, these guys really made some firewood, and then hung them under a relatively large tree outside the temple and lit the fire ...

"Don't do that! Have something to say, you ask us what we say." Seeing these monsters, eating barbecue, Lao Zhang was really scared.

When the red baby heard it, he immediately became happy, and asked the salted fish and monkey next to him, "Do you have any questions?"

The two guys looked blank, shook their heads subconsciously, and asked?

Monkey said: "Ask? Any questions, they steal things, we eat barbecue ... keke ... we warm them up, such a kind act, I am almost moved by myself."

As soon as Zhang heard it, he immediately cried. I thought these people were scaring themselves and wanted to ask something.

As a result, these guys turned out to be just, simple-want to eat barbecue!

Just as Lao Zhang and Lao were about to collapse, the salty fish suddenly raised his claws and cried, "I have a problem!"

Lao Zhang and Lao Li looked at each other and saw the hope in each other's eyes. They said to them: They are scaring us. They still have problems. In this case, we still have value and should not die.

Old Li shouted, "Ask! You ask, as long as we let us go, we will know everything and everything!"

The salted fish asked earnestly: "Are you allergic to peppers? When I don't want to eat barbecue, a pinch of red pimple in the east and a pinch of red pimple in the west. In addition, runny nose and sneezing are not allowed.

"I have a problem too. Do you allergic to cumin?" The monkey asked.

Lao Zhang and Lao Li heard that their faces were suddenly dark. Do these grandsons only know to eat?

The red baby coughed dryly: "Stop talking nonsense."

Lao Zhang and Lao seemed to see hope again ... did they finally stop playing us?

Just listen to the red child saying: "The fire is so small, they will freeze to death, increase the ignition, such as this ..."

After saying that, the red baby's mouth screamed, and a flame blew out, and the firewood below rose instantly! The hot waves rose into the sky, and Lao Zhang and Lao only felt that their feet were about to freeze, which was a burst of heat, and they felt like they were going to be teppanyaki, and the two of them cried out.

After seeing the scene of the red baby spitting fire, the two knew that it was really a monster!

"Don't eat us!"

"Help, monsters eat people!"

"We were wrong, brother, man, let us go."

...

It's a pity that the red children didn't care about them at all, but talked about themselves.

Salted fish said: "This is not okay, the fire is too strong, it is easy to bake."

After speaking, the salted fish had a mouth and sprayed a water column, and the fire weakened immediately.

Monkey said: "There is not much firewood, I will add some."

But the wood the monkey caught was all in the snow. It was very damp and threw it into the fire. The result was ...

Billowing black smoke is rising into the sky!

Lao Zhang and Lao hanging on the tree only felt dark in front of her eyes, a lot of coughing tears and snot. At the same time, the heat caused by the black smoke made the two sweat and rain, and they were almost exhausted ...

Under the tree, the salty fish secretly asked the red baby, "Will you not play?"

The red baby shook his head and said, "Relax, they can't die without me. The death penalty is unavoidable, but this living sin, humming ... enough for them."

Lao Zhang and Lao Li were really crying. For the first time, they regretted going up the hill to steal things.

At that time, they promised the gold master to go up the mountain to steal things. Once they did, they were not good.

Secondly, stealing is not a major crime. If you are caught, you will be scared if you can hit it. If you ca n’t beat it, you will cry and pretend to be miserable. As long as the opponent has a little conscience, they will have a chance to run.

After three years, even if they were arrested, they would not be sentenced to much punishment.

So, five people came without fear!

But now, they suddenly found that their own abacus was crooked!

Of course they are correct, but they are wrong. They are not humans!

It's a monster!

Monsters don't play cards according to common sense at all!

Seeing that he was out of breath, Li finally couldn't help but shouted: "Brother Monster, we don't want to steal it. Someone paid a large price and let us steal it. Let us say, We don't say, you eat us, and someone will come later. "