The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Lao Zhang followed: "That's right, it's the so-called fear of thieves stealing fear of thieves, you can't always keep such a big mountain every day."

Lao Li immediately said: "We report, we want to be tainted witnesses!"

Looking at the two guys shouting so sincerely, the salty fish said below: "I was suddenly moved by these two children. They said so sincerely, what do you think?"

The red baby nodded slightly ...

Seeing this scene, Lao Zhang and Lao Li really cried. The two big devil finally nodded, and they seemed to be saved.

As a result, I heard the monkey who seemed to be kind: "Look at them jumping around and bake again ..."

Hearing this, Lao Zhang's eyes were black, and he passed out.

Lao Li followed suit, and saw a salted fish mouth: "Eat the ancestor with a thick sputum!"

Snapped!

There was a cold face on his face, and Old Li suddenly woke up, but the strange smell on his nose made him nauseous.

But the salty fish ignored him and asked, "Say it, you won't have to talk anymore, you won't have a chance to say it."

Lao Li was thinking, how much to say, I heard an exclamation cry coming from a distance, looked up, and saw a majestic squirrel standing on the head of a great white wolf. The squirrel was excited on the side Shouting: "Hoo-ha! Run away!"

While waving the bamboo strips and pounding Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou in front, both of them had their clothes shattered, and the down in the down jacket flew out every time they were drawn!

Looking at the two guys, their tired tongues were spit out, but they didn't dare to stop, they screamed in pain, but they didn't have the strength to shout.

Suddenly, Li felt that he was lucky. This temple is a group of devil!

Playing with the devil?

He suddenly felt that it was tantamount to death!

So Lao Li said: "The five of us are called the five surname group, and their respective names are unknown to us. Everyone uses the code name to name the first five of the hundred surnames, Zhang Wang Li Zhao Zhou.

We are actually pretty good ... "

The monkey silently took a stick and turned over the fire, and the fire was exuberant.

Lao Li cried, "Well, we are not good ..."

The monkey spilled urine and the fire was a bit smaller.

The salty fish looked at the monkey like this, shook his head slightly, and murmured, "Sure enough, the one in the temple is bad, count the monkey ..."

Lao Li hurriedly said, "Our main business is stealing and deceiving. The business we received this time came from country M. I don't know the identity of the other party. I have never met, but only know that I have special money. Because the first Once we met, the other party gave us 200,000 tolls. Moreover, the other party made it clear that as long as we could steal Han Zhumiao and Stone Tablet Takumoto this time, he could give us 100 million US dollars as compensation.

$ 100 million, how much is that? We have never seen so much money in our lives.

However, this $ 100 million is not simply for us.

We listened to what he meant, which seemed to be a reward.

No matter who it is, as long as these two tasks are completed, there will be 100 million US dollars.

Complete half, take half. "

When the red baby heard it, she said, "Do you mean, the other party invited someone else?"

Lao Li nodded and said, "Yes, the other side is Guanzai. I invited a lot of people. I do n’t know the exact amount. We are close to this, and it is the first batch. There will definitely be more people in the back Go up the mountain and steal. You have to guard against that guy, it's not fun. "

"It's as if you are having fun," said the salty fish.

Old Li said bitterly: "Big monster brothers and ancestors, you see, I should have said everything, can you let me down? There are old and young in my family ..."

"You're useless, the police are here, let's go." The red baby grinned.

It turned out that when Lao Li was hung up, the red baby had already called the police.

I came to Bao Yuluo, an acquaintance. Since Bao Yuluo and Founder have contacted several times, they can be regarded as acquaintances of Yizhi Temple.

I didn't know what the idea was, but anyway, I transferred Bao Yuluo to Yizhi Village and was responsible for the security of this area.

As soon as Bao Yuluo came, he saw the two unlucky eggs smoked in the black smoke, and looked at the other party's dark and pitiful appearance, and almost did not laugh.

However, Bao Yuluo still paid great attention to his own image. He didn't laugh out and said, "Are they all right?"

The monkey said, "Rest assured, it's such a cold day to bake them on fire, it won't freeze."

Bao Yuluo was speechless for a while. Is this Nima frozen to death? Is this going to burn to death?

Bao Yuluo nodded slightly, no expression on his face, and said, "That's good, look at it, I'll go and see."

After Bao Yuluo said, he left, and after a while, there was a cheerful laugh behind a big stone ...

Another mature policeman who came with Bao Yuluo shook his head slightly and muttered, "After all, it's still too young, so I can't help laughing."

At this moment, a loud voice sounded, and he looked up and saw the classic scene again. Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou ran to the police and threw themselves on the ground, holding his thigh and letting out: "Help! Ah! Catch me! "

The police hadn't figured out what was going on. There were two white-haired things on the legs ...

Immediately after a sudden brake, a great white wolf stopped in front of him, and a squirrel with a small bamboo stick in his hand stood excited with an excited look on his head.

Look at the lone wolf, the squirrel, and then look at the two unlucky ghosts below ...

The old policeman stooped down, stabbed the hands of the two people, and comforted the other side at the same time: "You first let go and sit down. I'm fine here."

Lao Zhou cried: "Don't let him hit me ... it hurts ..."

Lao Zhao said: "This is the top ten tortures in the Manchu dynasty. It's not so cruel! This squirrel, specializes in pumping eggs ... the eggs are almost turning into egg soup ..."

The mature policeman patted the two, and then said to the monkey and others, "Look at it, I'll go and watch the rain fall."

Then the old policeman left, and after a while, two people laughed loudly behind the big stone ...

A group of people here petrified in the wind ... Nima, all virtues!

After a while, Bao Yuluo and the old policeman came back, tensing their faces, and tortured four people with two in handcuffs.

At this time, Bao Yuluo asked, "Don't you say five people? One more?"

The red baby looked at the squirrel, the squirrel looked at the monkey, and the monkey stall spread his hand: "Uh, maybe you are lost in the bamboo forest."

At the same time, in the bamboo forest.

"Who can save me! How can you go out! Save me!" Pharaoh sat in the snow, crying.