The President’s Secretary Wants to Resign Everyday

    I decided not to continue to talk nonsense with the president, and decisively cut to the point, "Excuse me, do you have anything to tell me?"

    The president put away that vague smile, "Secretary, what do women like?"

    As the secretary to the president, it is also one of my jobs to help him deliver gifts on the birthdays of various people who need to be remembered, "Are you going to buy gifts? I used to give you gifts for women Gifts include jewelry, clothes, shoes and bags, cosmetics and skin care products, and flowers. That’s about it.”

    The president was obviously dissatisfied, and looked at me quietly with critical eyes, "I want something special."

    To make the president so interested, it should be to buy a gift for the hostess. I thought about it, the heroine has recently moved, and may not be able to adapt to the new environment. It should be good to have a cat or dog.

    I sincerely suggested to the president: "If you are going to give gifts to the hostess in the near future, I think you can consider small pets."

    This answer may surprise the CEO, he paused, "Animals?"

    I made up the picture of the gentle heroine playing on the lawn with cute kittens and dogs, and I felt extremely warm and harmonious, "Yes, like the heroine who is extremely loving And sympathetic girls, they should like fluffy animals."

    The president thought silently for a few minutes and said to me with great certainty, "Secretary, you don't have to go back to the company when you get off the plane, go directly to Africa and buy a tiger."

    …

    Um...this...where is my resignation application?

    "At present, it is believed that there are no tigers in the African savannah. The African tigers that the audience saw in the famous documentary are Bengal tigers, which were transported from abroad. Even if there are tigers, According to Article 27 of the Wildlife Protection Law, the sale, purchase and use of wildlife under special state protection and its products are prohibited.”

    There was no unnaturalness in the president's tone, and he continued quietly: "Then the lion."

    I pinched my thigh hard, trying my best to resist the urge to scratch the president's ear, "CEO, the roar of the plane is too loud, you may not have heard it very clearly, I just said It's small animals."

    The president is very tired of me being entangled in words, "Then buy a little lion."

    I was silent.

    I am seriously thinking about the possibility that the author can let me survive after resigning from Batian Group.

    The president used the customary sentence to end the topic Dafa, and threw all the burdens to me, "You are the secretary, responsible for making the impossible possible. It is your job, not mine."

    According to the author's usual style, I feel that the next second I hand in the resignation letter, I will be written to death, or forget it, take a deep breath and take a step back to see the world.

    I thought hard about the solution for a long time, and tentatively put forward a feasible suggestion, "In fact, it is not completely impossible, you can try to apply for the "Domestic Breeding License" from the relevant departments , the materials that need to be issued are an application form in duplicate, a veterinary technical certificate and a feasibility report."

    The president nodded, "Yes, you can apply."

    The bridge bean sack sounds easy, but it is really hard to implement! "However, I don't think the heroine will like this big cat..."

    How to explain to the CEO that this "small" animal is not another "small" animal? Forget it, it's more convenient and quicker to admit the mistake directly, "I'm sorry, President, it's what I said was wrong."

    My body began to tremble slightly, and even the sound was probably trembling.

    The president frowned, the strength in his hand suddenly lightened a lot, "You don't want me to give gifts to other women?"

    I don't know if you can give gifts yourself, anyway, I'm helping you to give gifts to other women every once in a while.

      I don't mind. You can give it to anyone, just don't give it to lions and tigers."

    My tremors became larger, and tears started to form in the corners of my eyes, and I could hardly hold back my smile.

    The president hesitated for a moment, then let go, "Woman, are you sad?"

    I shook my head and said no, and stood up with difficulty, leaning on the back of the seat, not daring to move, every movement was a pain like a dense needle stick.

    Squatting for so long, my legs are numb.

    The president looked at me for a long time with a complicated expression, "Secretary, what do you like?"

    I was stunned for a moment, then slowly said the truth, "Money..."

    The president frowned and looked disgusted.

    I quickly waved my hand, "There are very few people like me, the heroine is definitely not like this. From my contact with the heroine, the heroine is a noble person, a pure person, People who are out of bad taste don't like cheesy things like money as much as I do."

      , I was about to fall on the president, I propped up my hands and turned in time, and fell down on the aisle with a "thump".

    It was so dangerous, she almost became a scheming female secretary who deliberately threw herself at the president.

    The president quietly looked at me, who was squatting on the ground, and a meaningful sigh came out of my throat, "You annoying little thing, what should I do with you. "

    Recognizing that my current posture may be a little unsightly, I quickly got up.

    How old are you, and I fell down in public, I am very ashamed, at this moment I am so embarrassed that I can't wait to find a hole to dig in, I am embarrassed to look back at the president, "CEO, if there is nothing else, I will go back to my seat first. ."

    When passing by the president, he suddenly grabbed my wrist and turned on the service light on the plane.

    I was horrified, did the CEO have such a small stomach, do you still need to call Kong Bao? I thought that the previous thing had already been turned over.

    What crime? Are you making trouble on the plane? Am I going to get arrested when I get off the plane?

    The flight attendant on the plane came soon. She looked a little older than the other flight attendants, and she was more shrewd and capable. "Mr. President, may I help you?"

    The president tapped his chin in my direction, "Upgrade."

    My jaw dropped.

    The purser nodded at me and smiled, his eyes drifted over my wrist, which was pulled by the president, on purpose or not, with appropriate exploration and understanding on his face, "Is it okay to upgrade this lady? Yes, according to the airline's policy, you need to pay cash for an upgrade, and you need to pay an additional $900 in cash."

    The president took out his wallet and handed out a thousand dollars at will.

    My eyes are almost straight, I have grown so big, I have never seen so much cash.

    The president at this time seemed to exude a dazzling golden light.

    I discovered other advantages of this idiot besides being good-looking and having a good figure.

    The kind of temperament that treats money like dung when paying money, really fascinates all beings, especially when this dung is used to improve the quality of my life.

    Ah I'm hopelessly tacky!

    First class is so spacious! I can walk straight and sideways, and I can almost split on the spot. I almost burst into tears at the president, "CEO, thank you very much! I will definitely work harder to repay you, and I will not let you down on me. expected!"

    The president smiled evilly, "Woman, you can now fully appreciate my sleeping face."

    Hmmm…

    How can I be angry with the big sponsor who just upgraded me, I laughed unnaturally, "...Okay, thank you very much for giving me this opportunity."

    The president put on the blindfold with satisfaction.

    Thanks to the president, the next ten hours, I spent the most prosperous time in my life.

    Thanks to the president, salute to the president!

    …

    I slept refreshed for ten hours. When I got off the plane, I was full of energy, and I took the initiative to help the president carry all the luggage.

      Dress appropriately.

    Considering that the second male may just want to be best friends with the female lead, it seems that the president is not out of luck. I reminded the president in a low voice: "President, if you want to give the hostess a gift, this is a ready-made opportunity. Would you like to follow along?"

    When you buy a dress and jewelry, you can give a few bags or something, don't you have a gift?

    The president cursed in a low voice and looked at me with a cold and inquiring gaze, "Woman, are you testing me?"

    I didn't respond, what are you trying?

    The president took a step closer to me, "I won't buy gifts for other women, are you satisfied with what you hear?"

      .

    Fortunately, the driver Lao Zhao finally went to work today. He came to pick up the president and I didn't need to drive. I happily sent the president to the car.

    Before I closed the door, the president suddenly stopped me, "You, dress up tonight."

    I nodded and nodded hastily, "Don't worry, I will definitely not embarrass the Batian Group."

    The president said suddenly, "Red, I like women to wear red."

    Do you want me to choose a red dress for the heroine?

    The heroine's skin is white and shiny, she looks good in any color, and there is no problem with red lining. I nodded deeply and said yes.

    The president seemed to laugh, but he didn't seem to laugh.

    The hostess and I threw a confused look at each other, the president is really getting weirder and weirder.

    The author has something to say:

    President (proud face): The secretary is so jealous that she is crying. Give her an upgrade as compensation. Anyway, I have money.