The Randomland

"Here." She gave me a bread she took from her plastic bag. Norah looked at me with a smile on her face and said, "I got it from the convenience store two streets back, even though people here can be so weird, we can still talk some sense to them if we try to." 

After the guy in tank top got beaten up, we decided to go to a nearby park and took a bench so we can sit together. Even though I felt a bit suspicious of her, as to why she suddenly helped me and all that, I can't just stay in the street on my own where everyone have sharp weapons to gut me or guns to make a beehive out of me. 

Crap! I should have at least asked for any self defense moves before Yumi and the others head back to their base. I mean, Shin even have katana and I only have my otaku brain instead. 

I nodded my head to say I understand, I took the bread from her hand and tilted my head to the side, "People here? So you are not from here as well? I'm not from here too." 

Still, with a smile on her face, Norah said, "I know you are not from here by your reaction." 

Giggling a little, Norah continued, "If you are from here, you would do another weird stuff rather than having that kind of reaction. You'll probably really lick that man's feet." 

As I gave her a forced smile, I said, "So... Are you an author of a book? Coz I know a lot of people who get transported here that are authors of a book." 

Blinking her eyes, Norah nodded her head and said, "That's right, I  am a writer so as my sister. We both like to read since we were kids." 

Munching the bread in my hand, I gave Norah a side glance and told her, "Oh? What's your sister's name? Maybe I had met her before." Though it's a low chance, like there's no way in the world something as coincidence and convenient like that can happen. 

She leaned her back to the bench more, Norah looked at the sky above and replied, "My sister's name is Yumi. She writes romance story." 

*Cough Cough* 

Coughing a bit, I turned my head to Norah and informed her, "That's… I think... I had met your sister..." 

A bit taken aback by what I said, Norah beamed with a smile as she looked back at me "Really? Wow! That's great! Where is she? I want to meet her. I want to see her!" 

"Well… she's just out of this city a few hours ago. You know that huge battle at the west side of the city? We fought over there and... We had some injuries. So I'm afraid it will be a while before you can meet or see her." 

"Ah! That battle.... Was it the one that had so many sonic waves in the air and lots of explosions? Me and my friend had heard about it even though we are far from it. But we both thought that it's better for us to stay away from something as dangerous as that, especially when we are in an unpredictable world like this…" Norah sighed and continued, " But who would have thought I would miss my chance to reunite with my sister just because of my caution. Haist." 

As I nodded my head, I opened my mouth to agree with their decision, but then, the word got stuck in my throat as it became a question instead, "Wait... A friend? So you are not alone and have a companion?" 

Nodding her head a little, Norah smiled at me and say, "Yep, found him when I was wandering around without any direction. He's an author of a book as well. Ah! If you yet know, the book that I had published is 'Her wicked CEO' and 'Supernatural investigation 101'." She made a peace sign with her hand in front of me, Norah stuck out her tongue a little and said, "I'm quite an experienced writer, you see~" She winked.

"Ohhh, nice." I said as I giggled a little at her cute gestures. Smiling at her, I asked her, "Where's your friend now? Is he or she alright now?"  

Resting her head with her hands from behind her head, Norah continued to look at the sky and softly replied, "It's a he. He's alright now just have something to do first." She suddenly chuckled, Norah took something out of her pocket, it was a phone, and told me, "If something happens, we can always call each other. Not to mention we will be meeting in here later on." 

Surprised that Norah have a phone, I asked her, "That reminds me… how did you buy the food before and that phone too? I mean... Do you work here or something like that?" 

Making another peace sign with her hand, Norah smiled and replied, "I borrowed them all, tehee~" 

Ah... I see... So there's that option too, huh. 

Putting my finger under my chin, I was contemplating that maybe I should ask Norah's help to get me some of self defense stuff, but my thoughts were interrupted with something. 

*Plop*

Hmm? What's that noise? 

*Plop plop plop plop* 

Suddenly, around us, there was this plopping sounds from the grass and ground near us, there this little mushroom like things that kept on popping everywhere. Upon realising what it is, there was so many that had appeared around us. The mushroom like things are actually a p.e.n.i.s, they had the same length and thickness too.

….What the f.u.c.k? 

In front of us, suddenly, there's a man in a p.e.n.i.s costume with both his arms showing muscles gesture and laughing loudly, "Muahahaha! the P.e.n.i.s King hath arrived!" 

...What the f.u.c.k?