The Randomland

"I was born from all the p.e.n.i.s grievance, either being kicked or bitten. Today, my target would be you little girl who crushed someone's p.e.n.i.s!" Said the middle aged man in the giant p.e.n.i.s costume while pointing his index finger at us, "P.e.n.i.s rain!" 

All the p.e.n.i.ses in the ground suddenly jumped out of the ground and tried to strike us. Electricity surrounding Norah's body, her body become filled with blue light as she moved as fast lightning and struck every p.e.n.i.s in the air and charred them black. 

Dropping to the ground with their black, long charred shape, all the p.e.n.i.ses suddenly made a poof sound and became smoke and disappeared into their air, as if they never existed in the first place. 

"Go leave us alone, you pervert!" She threw her fist to the middle aged man face in his p.e.n.i.s costume. Norah knocked down the man with her single punch and made him electrocuted when her fist touched the man's face. 

Well... That was fast. 

Sighing, Norah smiled at me as she turned her body and walked to my direction, but after two steps, the p.e.n.i.s king stood up again. There's some blood flowing from his nose. 

Damn... Did Norah break his nose? That must've hurt.

Smiling creepily at Norah, the p.e.n.i.s king covered his nose as he laughed hard looking up to the sky, "Muahahaha! You touched me, girl! Now, experience my second power! P.e.n.i.s curse: turned on edition!" 

"Ahh~" a soft m.o.a.n escaped from Norah's mouth and immediately covered her mouth and glared at the P.e.n.i.s King as if she wanted to cut him into pieces, "What have you done to me, you shit..." 

Smiling smugly at Norah, the man laughed and said, "Hehehe, any woman who touched this P.e.n.i.s King would definitely lose." Making a gesture by crossing his index and middle finger "Taste this!" 

Squirming her body slightly, Norah's breath become ragged and heavy as she glared at the man hatefully. Biting her lower lips softly, Norah felt her body became hotter and her mind wandered uncontrollably. Turning her head to me, Norah asked for help in her whisper like voice as she tried to control her m.o.a.n, "Help me, Houzue!"

Frozen for a second, I was hesitant about what to do. But in the end, I rushed to the weird man and I clenched my right palm, ready to use my fist to hit the guy's face. 

"Oh no, you don't~" Suddenly behind me, a middle aged plump woman wearing a costume that emphasized and made her b.r.e.a.s.ts appeared so huge, she pointed her index finger at me and said, "Boob's tripping technique~" 

A big pair of women's b.r.e.a.s.ts that is as big as a soccer ball appeared from the ground right in front of my foot and made me tripped over and fall to the ground. 

"Here I come, partner of P.e.n.i.s King, the Boobies Queen!" The middle aged woman rushed to me and jumped at me, pinned me with her weight, "B.o.o.b.s Technique: B.o.o.b.s Press!" She then hugged both of my arms and made me unable to move. Even when I tried my best to make her get off of me, it felt like she weighed a ton.

What the hell… When? How was she able to appear out of nowhere behind me like that!? 

"Muahahaha! We have caught this two evildoers! Now, we can do anything to them, muehehehe~" laughed the P.e.n.i.s King as he looked at Norah l.e.w.dly. Then he made a groping gesture with both of his palm as his smile became more of a pervert.

With her eyes wide open, Norah said, "Don't you dare!" A bit frightened with a disgusted expression on her face as she looked at him, "You said you were born to unleash justice for all p.e.n.i.ses? Is this part of your justice?" 

Shrugging his shoulders, he gave Norah a smug smile and with a tone as if it's a fact, he said, "Hey, I'm a P.e.n.i.s King, of course, I can only think of things with the p.e.n.i.s head of mine." 

"Dear, I want to play with this new toy under me as well~" Said the Boobies Queen as she looked at me while drooling. 

…God... That face of hers is hella scary.. Someone, please help! 

Opening my mouth, I try to shout as loudly as possible. But before I can do that, the Boobies Queen hand covered my mouth as she leaned closer to me, her drools dropped on my face, "Shush, little rabbit. No shouting here, hehe~" 

*BOOOMM* *UAAGGHH*

A truck suddenly appeared out of thin air right above the P.e.n.i.s King and was crushed by the truck killing him in an instant. Before we can react about what's going on, the Boobies Queen who was pinning me suddenly disappeared and a young man with red hair appeared in her place instead. Standing up, the man said, "Wow, that's one hell of a thing you guys would experience if I had been late a few minutes later." 

Helping me to stand up, the man smiled at me and said, "Are you okay? No injuries, right? Except the almost traumatic mental one, hahah." He laughed and suddenly disappeared and reappeared beside Norah and grabbed her shoulder, "How about you? Are you alright?" 

Hitting his head a little hard, Norah said, "You are late, despite for someone who can teleport, idiot! Jeez." 

Rubbing his head, he smiled and replied, "Ouch, is that what you say to your savior? A thank you would be appreciated." 

Sighing, Norah replied, "Sorry. And thank you for the help." 

Smiling, the young man replied, "You're welcome ~" Turning his head on me, the guy whistled at Norah and said, "What's this? Are you flirting with boys when I was going around places?" 

Sighing again, she shook her head a little, Norah uttered, "No... He is a new friend I met recently. His name's Yan Houzue." As she looked at me, Norah smiled and made a presenting gesture to the young man, while saying, "Remember about the companion I talked to you before, Houzue? This is my friend, Tim."

Teleporting again, Tim showed up right in front of me and he offered his hadn for a handshake, while he smiled at me, "My name's Tim, nice to meet you~"

"Ah... Yes." Grabbing Tim's hand, I shook his hand and smiled back at him, "Nice to meet you too. I'm Yan Houzue." 

His smile became wider, Tim said to me in a playful manner, "Have you ever fell from the height of two thousand meters above?~" 

….Eh? 

Suddenly, I'm transported into the clouds free falling to the ground. 

What… the… F.U.C.K!?