The Troubleshooting Diary at Hogwarts

    Fred doesn't understand why Joey has been pestering George lately, his stomach cramping with anger.

    "Hi, Fred, where's George? Didn't you come with you?" Early in the morning, Fred was sitting next to Joey when he heard this familiar question.

    Fred held his head and looked at Zhu Yi for a long time, and asked unhappily, "Why did you ask George when you saw me? Is he more attractive than me?"

    Juey was staring at him, so she couldn't help but want to move to the side, but Fred grabbed the collar with one hand, and his cool fingers rubbed against her Zhu Yi's goose bumps popped out instantly.

    Zhu Yi panicked and wanted to swipe his hand down, and shouted in a strong voice: "Hurry up and let me go! Don't touch my neck...collar!"

    Fred was also a little embarrassed by the warmth of his fingers, but Zhu Yi's reaction immediately made him feel particularly interesting, so he simply pinched her neck without doing anything else. Happy laughing.

    Juey was really about to jump up, she grabbed the hand that Fred wanted to retract and bit it hard, Fred was screaming and laughing non-stop, Glen beside him The Fendos also looked at the thieves who both of them meant.

    "You start eating people this early in the morning?" At this time, George smashed his schoolbag on the other side of Fred, sitting down and said strangely. .

    Juey left a clear tooth mark on the back of Fred's hand, then let go of his teeth and said angrily, "Why did you come here?!"

    "Hey, do you miss me that much?" George kicked Fred under the table and asked triumphantly in his glare. Do you think I don't know that you poured me so much butterbeer last night just to get rid of me today?

    Juey pointed at Fred and complained sharply, "He can only bully me when you're not there!" When George was there, Fred was much more normal!

    George made the expression of Professor McGonagall and criticized Fred seriously: "How can you do this? Next time you bully her when I'm here, it won't matter!"

    "You're right, it was my mistake." Fred replied educated.

    Juey was so angry with these two guys that she asked to change positions with Angelina, but Angelina was ruthless.

    "Angelina just wants to sit and eat with me." Li held a glass of milk and gave Zhu Yi a wink.

    Everyone is targeting me! Zhu Yi bit a chicken wing angrily.

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    Although Zhu Yi also thought Professor Quirrell was weird, his class was actually pretty good. Although he stuttered a little, Zhu Yi, who listened to every lecture, wanted to go up and straighten his tongue. Gryffindor students also laughed at him behind his back because of this, and Slytherins would occasionally make fun of him in class. Made a mocking sneer.

    Professor Quirrell would be red-faced and stammered for a long time at this time to regain his class status. He strictly followed the Defense Against the Dark Arts textbook "Dark Power - Self-Defense Guide" to the students Ravenclaws appreciate it very much.

    "The textbooks I bought for three years are finally ready to use." When Zhu Yi and Angelina were writing today's homework in the library, they were flipping through the brand new "Dark Forces - Self Defense Guide" Look for suitable paragraphs to copy into your essay.

    At this time, Cedric came over, he put his schoolbag next to Zhu Yi, glanced at the paper Zhu Yi was writing, and said, "Oh, you are also writing Defense Against the Dark Arts class. thesis."

    "Are you finished?" Zhu Yi and Angelina looked at Cedrica with expectant eyes and said in unison.

    Cedric nodded with a smile, took out his textbook and a piece of parchment full of words, pushed it over and said, "Just finished."

    Juey couldn't wait to open the parchment, widened his eyes and said, "Wow, you wrote twelve inches! Didn't Professor Quirrell say that you only need to write eight inches? "

    "Oh, that's all I've written." Cedric lowered his voice, trying not to say anything like he was showing off.

    "It's enough for the two of us to copy half of it!" Zhu Yi excitedly said to Angelina, "It's enough to write bigger words!" Reached from behind her and pulled the parchment straight out of her hand.

    "Hey!" Zhu Yi turned back angrily and yelled.

    It's Fred again! Then, under the glare of Mrs. Pings, the librarian, Zhu Yi covered her mouth and scolded in a low voice, "Give me the paper back!" You could tell it was him by smelling it! Must have gone crazy again, look at that sweaty head!

    "Dude, is it okay to have a seat?" Fred ignored Zhuy, turned his head and smiled at Cedric.

    Cedric's clear gaze swept back and forth on Fred and Zhu Yi, disregarding Zhu Yi's objection, he moved away and moved to the seat opposite Angelina.

    "Where's George?" Jue disgustedly pushed Fred's deliberately leaning arm away, frowned and said, "It stinks!"

    "Oh, maybe I got lost!" Fred replied irresponsibly.

    At this moment, George, who is playing "jump rope" with the beater willow, is scolding: "Whoever can get to the trunk first in the agreed game, I take it seriously, he ran first! Conscienceless guy!"

    "Aren't you together?" Zhu Yi asked in disbelief.

    "Oh, we are twins, not conjoined babies." Fred exaggeratedly said, "We can't always be together."

    "But you have always been together!" Zhu Yi emphasized that she would not be easily fooled!

    "But it's impossible for us to marry the same wife in the future." Fred suddenly lowered his voice and whispered in Zhu Yi's ear.

    "Don't blow in my ears!" Zhu Yi pushed his head away, blushed, and said, "Who... who cares how many wives you marry!"

    "I'm afraid you have to take care of it." Fred muttered again.

    "What?"

    "This paper is really well written, Cedric!" Fred's ears were also red, and he turned the subject to the paper as if nothing was wrong.

    "Give it back to me! Cedric gave it to me!" Only then did Zhu Yi remember her own business, and went to grab the parchment that Fred held high, but how could she Possibly grab it?

    Joey and Fred were both kicked out of the library by Mrs Pince with a feather duster.

    Halloween dinner has always been one of Hogwarts' repertoire, and according to Jue, it's more for wizards, oh, and those ghosts who walk through the walls all day.

    Hagrid puts huge pumpkins into various shapes and places them in every corner of Hogwarts every year. These pumpkins become Peeves' paradise, and he always enjoys it Suddenly emerge from the pumpkin to scare the freshman.

    "Hahaha! Stinky bastards! Hurry up and cover your **** and escape! Just like the idiot who covered his stinky hood just now!" Peeves rolled arrogantly in the air, right A group of little Hufflepuff girls who were about to cry grimaced.

    Juey and Fred, who were kicked out of the library, happened to pass by here, and the fiery Zhuy saw Peeves doing bad things and found a release.

    She drew out her wand and pinned Peeves there with a confinement spell, and the posture of the pinned Peeves head down was very funny. He looked at Zhu Yi in horror, and screamed to please: "Hello lady, you are very beautiful today!"

    Juey directed Peeves to bounce up and down with his wand, and asked with a dark face, "Are you bullying the child again?"

    "No, ma'am! Peeves is just playing games with them!" If he could cry, Peeves must be in a pitiful state of tears, and he kept aiming at the station Fred, who was watching the joke, was afraid that he would pull a caterpillar out of his pocket like before.

    "Oh, so excited! Then I'll play a game with you too!" Zhu Yi suggested very friendly, posing to take something out of his pocket.

    "No - Peeves... Peeves dare not, ma'am!" Peeves' screams resounded throughout the corridor, and several first-year students who wanted to cross the corridor crowded Together, no one wants to approach.

    In the end, Zhu Yi took out a piece of bee candy and stuffed it into her mouth, chewed and chewed in front of the frightened Peeves, and said, "Oh, I didn't bring a caterpillar today. ."

    "Wow wow wah wah-" Peeves, who escaped the catastrophe, burst into tears, and then he found that his body could move, and he carefully turned himself around, grabbing his hands with both hands Hat, asked, "Excuse me... can Peeves go, ma'am?"

    Juey chewed the sugar and nodded, Peeves just wanted to leave, but heard Juey cough again, Peeves, who already knew Juey very well, immediately stopped and came back to flatter "Do you have any other orders, ma'am?"

    "What did you just say about wearing a headscarf, you won't even bully the professor?" Zhu Yi admitted that she was purely curious.

    Peeves grabbed his hat, crumpled it on his chest, and said falteringly, "He...he doesn't look like a good man...madam...and sneaks up to the fourth floor ... Peeves just frightened him..."

    "Doesn't look like a good guy?" Jue asked rhetorically, "Are you sure the professor is wearing a hood and not a slippery black hair and a tight robe?"

    "Cough cough, Zhu Yi, you are almost named." Fred couldn't help but interject with a smile.

    "Professor Snape knows Peeves, he is not easy to mess with! Peeves will never come before him!" Peeves emphasized his professionalism.

    "Okay, okay!" Zhu Yi still couldn't understand why Peeves thought that Professor Quirrell was not a good person, but he didn't bother about this issue very much, so he waved his hand and planned to let Peeves go. .

    Peeves turned away happily, then floated back suddenly, saying embarrassedly: "Peeves saw a little Gryffindor girl crying and ran to Myrtle's washroom room, or the lady wants to know that."

    "Oh, well, I know, let's play, don't always stare at the first-year children, maybe Slytherin needs you to help them." Zhu Yi kindly suggested .

    "Okay! Madam! Peeves will do it now!" Peeves floated away happily.

    Halloween dinner was really, really, really, really big! So rich that Joey forgot to continue arguing with Fred, and even forgot the crying first-grade girl that Peeves said just now. These pixies must have pulled out all their craftsmanship to make these pumpkins! Jue is super satisfied with a piece of pumpkin pie, it's so delicious, mom! There must be more than ten kinds of nuts in it!

    George didn't come back not long before dinner, when he was lying on the back of Fred's chair, covered in snow, exhausted, and complained: "You **** lied to me! That beating man Liu Zhen didn't do it! It's a miracle that I came back alive! I almost became a real marcher today!"

    Fred laughed without any guilt, helped George sit down, and whispered while Zhu Yi was chatting with Angelina: "Who makes you always unconscious Get in between me and Joey!" George's favorite thing lately is to show up with Joey and him on time every day, which makes Fred very hot!

    "Oh, how can you say that! I'm the third leg of the three-legged stool, without me, Zhu Yi will be worried!" George clutched his chest and said hurtfully.

    The mention of this Fred is even more angry. Behold! This is his own brother, he doesn't even bother to make trouble himself, he even encourages Angelina to make trouble with him!

    "You're a big light bulb!" Or the kind that glows by itself! Fred covered his entire head with George's hat and said angrily.

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    Fred will catch up with Zhu Yi soon, don't worry~