The Villainous Emperor Is My Pet?

Chapter 33 - How convenient it is for you!

The way to the Northern Kingdom was not smooth.

Dante kept directing them to change the routes. We seemed to be avoiding the forests and mountains, mainly taking the roads through the villages. I heard many soldiers grumbling that the prince was acting strange.

In my eyes, Dante's whole existence was strange.

He kept me close to him. I wasn't allowed to be out of his sight, going as far as making me eat in the carriage.

And when we were alone in the carriage, he would either ignore me or give me one-word replies.

If Dante's personality could be explained in accordance with the text messages, he would be the person who would either leave your messages at 'seen' or reply with only 'K'.

I held my stomach tightly. There was a chamber pot in the carriage that we hadn't used. I was pretty shameless, but I couldn't even think of using it whether Dante was present or not. "I kind of need to go to a secluded place."

He raised his brow sharply. Even though he hadn't uttered a single word, I could make out the silent question in his eyes.

"I am a person, you know." I pressed my t.h.i.g.hs together. The carriage kept bumping on the way. It was a challenge to keep the last shred of my dignity. "I kind of need to do what everyone does after they wake up in the morning."

"My servants bring me water to wash my face after I wake up," He said to me.

I stared hard at him. "Emperor, I am an average woman who needs to pee and poop. If you have noticed, I don't have servants."

Dante shrugged and then, he glanced at the chamber pot. "Use that."

"You are gross!" I shouted. "I will never use that. Ask the driver to stop the carriage."

"We will be late," He mumbled as he pulled the curtain and peeked outside. "This is not a safe place for you."

The man was so unreasonable that I wanted to cry. "I want to pee!"

Dante studied my face and said, "I will step outside if you are shy."

"You are an asshole," I g.r.o.a.n.e.d. The pressure was killing me. "I can't do it here, please. We are supposed to be married. Is this how you take care of your wife?"

Something must have triggered him. Dante pulled the string of the bell -- and the carriage stopped. He pushed open the carriage door and stepped out of it. Then, he gave me his hand with a cool look in his eyes. "Come."

I sneered at him. "I want to go alone."

"Fine," He replied nonchalantly.

However, when I stepped out and saw where I was, I wanted to dig a grave and bury myself.

As far as I could see, there was nothing but plain stony lands stretched out in the horizons. The moon glowed brightly and the stars shone naturally.

Where could I pee? I had no place to hide, and there were many people with us: soldiers, servants, and did I mention Dante?

"Go ahead." He pushed my back lightly. "Do it anywhere you like."

I wanted to kill him. "Emperor, why are you so heartless to your wife?"

He gave me a look. "You didn't even want to marry me."

"But we are husband and wife anyway." I scowl at him. "Be nice."

Okay, we weren't husband and wife for real since I will never acknowledge that marriage as a real marriage. The book is a fiction and he is also unreal. It didn't mean that he could do whatever he wanted.

Dante exhaled, "This is the limit of my discretion."

"You are so frustrating!" I barked at him before I entered the carriage and slammed the door close. It was such a shameful memory for me. After using the chamber pot, I was even more determined to leave this book. Living in a historical era was the worst.

I need clean bathroom privileges of the modern era to survive.

After some time, Dante knocked on the carriage door. "Are you done?"

My lips trembled in rage and embarrassment. How could we still ride this carriage with a chamber pot filled with my urine? Was he not grossed out?

"Don't overthink. Let me enter."

I knew that he could open the carriage door. So, I had to let him enter. Sighing, I opened the carriage door slightly, and asked, "Can't you remove this chamber pot? It's awkward to travel with this thing."

"What will we do when you feel the need next time?" He raised his chin. "It's not awkward for me."

What was he made of? It's awkward for me. ME! Why couldn't he understand that?

I was hoping too much from a man who wasn't even real. Dante climbed the carriage and sat opposite me.

"Why does it matter?" I shifted closer to the window, away from the chamber pot and Dante. "He's not real anyway."

"What did you say?" He inquired in a low tone. "Not real?"

If he had heard it, why was he asking? I squinted my eyes. "That's right. You are unreal. It doesn't matter to me anymore. I will leave you someday."

Dante pinched his lips into a thin line as his cheekbones turned greyish again. Was he angry? I glanced at his clenched fists. He seemed offended.

"If you tell me that you love me, I might change my mind." I smirked at him as I leaned forward, "I might treat you like my real husband."

"Fine." He c.o.c.ked his head and told me lazily, "I love you."

Nobody ever confessed their love for me in such a manner.

"I meant you should say it with emotions." I clicked my tongue. "Why do you sound like a robot? No woman will ever love you back if you confess your love in such a lackl.u.s.tre way."

"Since I am unreal, our marriage is also unreal. Does it matter if I sound genuine or not? How convenient it is for you!" He closed his eyes again -- which was a signal that he wasn't going to continue the conversation.

I could tell that he was being sarcastic, but I was simply telling the truth.

For the entire journey, he didn't speak a word to me. However, I wasn't allowed to be out of his sight either.

Hmph! What a paranoid jerk!

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