Truly Unfair Justice

Truly Unfair Justice,

"Oh young man, won't you become my champion?"

A bright and shining light enveloped her body as she descended from the heavens.

"I will bestow upon you power and glory for as long as you remain by my side!"

A little kid? Is this some kind of scam? Why don't you come back in 10 years?
I've labored through hardsh.i.p.s, demon kings and slayed countless blight, yet you offer something I don't lack?

Why don't you go back to your grandpa and ask for a new toy?

Image source: Abo, Satoru