Two-dimensional Seeding System

Time passed minute by minute, and it was not as he expected, this time the river **** did not appear.

Did you guess wrong? The River God is not bound by the laws of heaven and earth, will it appear entirely based on personal preference?

However, Ye Feng didn't know that in another unknown time and space, the river **** lying in the corpse had two more tires the size of grinding discs in addition to the four axes on his back, and his mouth was full of mourning.

Seeing the golden axe in front of him sinking into the water, Ye Feng's complexion changed slightly. If the river **** didn't come out, it didn't mean that the golden axe was not needed.

"That's it, that's it."

"What you do, you have to clean up the mess yourself."

Ye Feng simply took off his clothes and jumped into the pond with a "thump" sound. He groped around in the water with his eyes closed for a while, and fished it out only when the sky was dark.

He sprayed out the water that entered his mouth. He held the golden axe in his right hand and climbed to the shore with his hands and feet. He raised his head and glanced at the little light left in the sky. Went back to the house with an unknown song.

Although he did not summon the River God for the third time, he also obtained four gold and silver axes, which can be said to have made a lot of money.

Chapter 6: Farewell to the Li Mansion to Seek an Opportunity

Although he did not summon the River God for the third time, he also obtained four gold and silver axes, which can be said to have made a lot of money.

Even if he leaves the Li residence tomorrow and exchanges the axe for silver taels, there will still be enough entanglements to carry out the next plan.

The night passed in a blink of an eye, Ye Feng took a piece of cloth and wrapped the four axes into a bag and carried it on his shoulders. Before dawn, he said hello to Li Jing, and then came to the martial arts field in front of the main hall to wait.

He still didn't give up waiting for Taiyi Master. If he went directly to the door of the other party, it would undoubtedly be much more convenient to collect resources.

However, an hour has passed, and Taiyi Zhenren still did not appear. Instead, many passers-by pointed at him, and because he thought he was as thick-skinned as a city wall, he couldn't help but feel a little unbearable at this time.

"Is there anything else Ye Feng Shaoxia has to do?"

Just as Ye Feng was waiting cross-legged, Li Jing's voice suddenly came from his ears.

"It turned out to be General Li. To be honest, I really have something to ask for advice."

Ye Feng replied, he stood up slowly, his expression unchanged: "Have you ever heard of the name of Guo Gai Guo Daxia?"

Guo Gai Guo Daxia is Ye Feng's choice to take a step back. Since he can't worship the real Taiyi, it can only mean that he does not have this blessing.

And although Guo Gai Guo Daxia is still a mortal, his swordsmanship is also quite powerful. With a single sword qi, the powerful cosmic invaders are frightened away, and he almost split the moon in half, and with a single knife, the rivers are diverted. .

Throughout the entire "100,000 Cold Jokes" world, the powerhouses, in addition to the time and space manager of Hulu Little King Kong, are the ancestors of Bodhi, Taiyi Zhenren and other immortals.

Taking a step back, first learn the martial arts of Guo Daxia, and then go to find these immortals and ask immortals. These are Ye Feng's plans.

"Guo Gai Guo Daxia? Never heard of this name." Li Jing shook his head.

Haven't heard of it?

Ye Feng has a look of regret on his face. He does not think that Li Jing is deceiving him. In the original work, "Nezha" and "Heroic" are two stories. Maybe Guo Daxia exists in the world, but it is not in this time and space.

"Then, has General Li ever heard of Hulu Mountain and Huaguo Mountain?"

"Hulu Mountain, Huaguo Mountain? Shao Xia is disappointed. Li has never heard of these place names after many years of fighting in the army."

Li Jing shook his head again, and then he took out a bulging purse from behind and handed it to Ye Feng: "I saw that the young man had nothing when he came, so be sure to take these when you leave."

Ye Feng did not refuse. He glanced at Li Jing gratefully. When he came, he was really "empty" except for the clothes given by the system.

At the same time, he secretly clenched the baggage with the gold and silver axe behind him, thinking that he was really careless.

When he came, he came with nothing, but when he left, he swaggered with a burden on his back. This was not mentioned by the other party. He was also glad that Li Jing was easy-going.

He let out a sigh of relief, said goodbye to Li Jing, put his wallet in his arms and put it away firmly, and walked out of the gate of Li's residence with the burden on his back.

Naturally, he would not give up looking for Guo Gai Guo so easily. Maybe this world is too big and there is also Li Jing

Things I don't know.

If this person is really not in this time and space, you can also try to let the bug of the river **** take you there.

Ye Feng did not go out of the city directly, but first went to a blacksmith shop and picked a good iron sword to hang around his waist.

Taking brisk steps, stepping on the morning glow all the way to the east.

Chapter 7 The Little Computer of the Dragon King of the East China Sea

Dressed in a moon-white gown with a long sword hanging from his waist, Ye Feng had a bit of a swordsman's style at this time. He also bought a small donkey with a bell tied around his neck, and rode upside down all the way out of the city unimpeded, showing his unrestrained style. meaning.

Life is full of joy. Don't let the golden bottle face the moon. That's probably how it is.

"Jingle bell~"

"Jingle bell~"

The little donkey swayed its neck and swayed its hoofs every step of the way, while Ye Feng on the donkey's back was as steady as Mount Tai, and from time to time he took out a wine gourd and took a sip of juice.

Although he can drink, he prefers sweet and delicious juices to the spicyness of wine.

The newborn sun was like a shy girl, only showing a small corner, then slowly rose from the sky, shining warmly on Ye Feng's lazy body.

"Morning glow... It's dawn..."

The fishy sea breeze rolled up the yellow sand and blew on his cheeks. The slight pain forced him to cover his face with his sleeves.

As far as the eye can see, the blue sea and the sky seem to be connected together. The waves washed a few shells down the shore with white foam, spread them messily on the wet sand surface, and rolled the sea sand back to the ocean.

Donghai, the place in the original book where the Prince of Dragon Palace was scared to death by Nezha and then "assembled" into a pug.

Ye Feng squinted at this beautiful landscape of nature, tied the donkey to a tree, and walked to the sea with a long sword.

The soft sand sank into the upper of the shoe. He didn't care at all about the sea water pouring into the shoe. Instead, he felt a little itchy. He simply took off his shoe and walked barefoot on the sand. When he looked back, he saw that there were a series of footprints behind him.

At this time, it was still some time before the morning, so no villagers appeared at the seaside. Ye Feng grabbed a handful of sea sand and felt that the extremely delicate sea sand continued to flow out from his fingers, and finally there was nothing left.

However, at this moment, he suddenly tightened his expression and held the long sword in his hands tightly, because in his perception, a voice came out of thin air on the deserted beach.

"His Royal Highness, His Royal Highness, please return to the palace quickly. If you don't go back, this old slave will not be able to explain to the Dragon King!"

"Oh, what's wrong, why don't you just come out to the party? Wait a minute, I have a way to deal with it on my mother's side."

Ye Feng was shocked. Hearing this tone, could it be that the unfortunate Prince Donghai, who was disgusted by Nezha to death, came out?

When he looked back, he saw that the sea water, which had only slightly rolled up the waves, was actually separated from both sides, and two figures, one big and one small, came out from the center.

The leader was a young man in a green robe with an indifferent expression on his face. The two dragon horns on his head clearly conveyed his identity as the Prince of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea.

And behind him is a squat figure - Prime Minister Turtle.

The bloated tortoise shell on his body and his walking posture looked very funny, especially the glans protruding from the top of the shell, and the two mung bean-sized eyeballs turned straight, and he didn't know what to pay attention to.

At this moment, Ye Feng realized that the prime minister was dragging a wooden box behind him. The carved dragon and phoenix look very luxurious.

"His Royal Highness, you take out the Dragon King's treasure box like this. If you are found, you will be fine. It's pitiful and the old slave has to suffer."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm just curious that the queen mother will go to the mortal world and buy something to hide every time. Don't worry, Xiao Wang, I'll put it back after reading it, and I won't find it."

Prime Minister Turtle's squat body was very difficult to drag the box that was disproportionate to his height. It was not until the box was completely dragged from the sea to the shore that the separated sea water returned to its original shape.

Chapter 7 The Little Computer of the Dragon King of the East China Sea

Prime Minister Turtle's squat body was very difficult to drag the box that was disproportionate to his height. It was not until the box was completely dragged from the sea to the shore that the separated sea water returned to its original shape.

Seeing this scene, Ye Feng quickly calmed down. The other party seemed to have stolen the Dragon King's treasure, but he was still there.

I don't know if the other party found out, but since there is no name, maybe it's too late to leave now.

He came back to the woods calmly, loosened the rope that tied the little donkey, and was about to ride the little donkey to flee the scene.

However, the next second he gave a wry smile, got off the donkey, and at the same time clenched the long sword around his waist.

There was no other reason. A slightly funny figure stood in front of him, and the surging sea water built a water wall to block all the roads he left.

And this figure is the Turtle Prime Minister!

Ye Feng secretly cursed bad luck, the other party was afraid that he would have discovered him long ago, and the purpose of not nominated on the spot was to watch his panic-stricken jokes.

But since the other party hasn't done anything yet, it proves that he still has value. In this case, he has to see what the other party needs him to do.

Although "100,000 Cold Jokes" is a hilarious joke, it is a real world after all, and there is no doubt that the other party will do something crazy.

Ye Feng followed Prime Minister Turtle back to the scene, and saw that the Prince of East China Sea buried his entire upper body in the box, as if he was rummaging for something, and pieces of women's secret clothes were constantly thrown out of it.

There are scattered flowers everywhere, and adult items such as moving sticks, whips, and jumping dans are mixed with them, and they are thrown at random like garbage. This scene made the corners of Ye Feng's mouth twitch. If he were the Dragon King, he would have to slap this idiot to death.

Suddenly, the Prince of the East China Sea trembled as if he had discovered something extraordinary. He crawled out of the box, and as if he had found a treasure, he carefully held a square black object in his arms.

And Ye Feng fixed his eyes and saw that what the Prince of the East China Sea was holding wasn't a computer.

Ye Feng is already used to this funny world, even if Prince Donghai suddenly pulls out a Boeing 747 or a crime bag wearing a mask from the box, he would not be surprised.

"I found it, it's this thing!"

"Every time I see my mother secretly hiding in the house and peeking."

"Hey, mortal, do you know how to use this thing?"

Prince Donghai glanced at Ye Feng with a smile, and fiddled with the laptop in his hand, but he couldn't use it.

When Ye Feng saw this, he already had a guess in his heart. The computer was probably given to the Dragon King by Gourd Little King Kong to relieve his boredom. Judging from the situation, the other party did not intend to kill, but instead asked for him. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but relax his mind and body.

A smile flashed on his face, and he stretched out his finger and shook it in front of the other party: "First of all, I'm not calling hello."

"I have a name, and my surname is Ye Dan."

"Secondly, what benefits can I get from telling you how to use the computer?"

The Prince of the East China Sea was shocked and his face showed joy: "So this thing is called a computer? It looks so powerful, I will tell you how to use it and listen to Xiao Wang, it will be greatly rewarded!"

At the same time, the turtle prince on the side threw a pile of golden gold onto the sand, forming a small mountain.

Chapter 8 The Dragon King's Body Fluids

Facing a small golden mountain, Ye Feng didn't look shocked. If he had nothing in the past few days, he might still be a little moved, but now he has not only the silver taels presented by Li Jing, but also four gold and silver axes. Naturally, his vision is Taller.

How can you compromise with a little gold after finally bumping into such a good opportunity?

"cut!"

"Could it be that your lord deceived me that mortals don't know how to hide their eyes?"

Ye Feng glanced at the golden hill and didn't look back. He didn't reveal the slightest greed in his eyes. He saw through the golden hill at a glance. It was simply a way for practitioners to fool mortals.

From the outside, there is no doubt that it looks like real gold, but if you look closely, there is no shadow of this pile of golden hills under the sun at all.

"I look at the clothes of the adults, I must be from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and they must have a noble status, but I don't know that they are petty, and they can actually deceive me, a little mortal, with a blind eye."

Seeing that the lie was exposed, the Prince of the East China Sea didn't change his expression. At the same time, he gestured to the Prime Minister Turtle with his eyes, and the other party lightly nodded his head.

"You mortal are really greedy. You can take this golden mountain back and enjoy it for a lifetime. Don't ask the lion to open its mouth."

Ye Feng smiled when he heard the words, because he saw the golden hill that had no shadow before, but now there is a shadow out of thin air, and he dropped the bag without him noticing it.

He didn't expose the other party's small movements, but took off and untied the burden on his shoulders, held the gold and silver axe in his hand, and then shook it in front of the Prince of the East China Sea.

"Does your lord think you're short of money?"

He was not afraid of the other party's greed, and the East China Sea Dragon Palace was not too poor to rob, so he put away the gold and silver axe and looked at the East China Sea Prince with a smile on his face.

"I have heard that there are many treasures in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. As long as the adults take over 180 pieces and give them away, the method of using this computer must be presented with both hands."

Ye Feng really opened his mouth this time. He wanted to test the opponent's bottom line.

"One hundred... one hundred and eighty pieces? You are a daring mortal. You really think the treasures are Chinese cabbage everywhere."

"It should be noted that if you take your life, you will not use your life."

"There are no treasures, but there are a few ambergris. Take it back and soak it in water to cure all diseases and it is enough for you."

Without waiting for Ye Feng to refute, Prince Donghai took out a box from somewhere and threw it to him, and said impatiently, "Come on, how do you use this computer?"

Ye Feng is helpless when he sees this. He is also a person who knows how to advance and retreat. He knows that if he continues to ask for things, he is afraid that he will get nothing. Since the benefits have been obtained, he will not continue to ask.

"Look, adults, there is a switch here on the computer, you can turn it on by touching it."

Ye Feng turned on the computer and found that there was an unknown folder on the main page. He subconsciously opened it, and a row of wrestling videos came into view in the next second, and they played automatically.

"Ah ♂ Gensokyo!"

"Pat Qiuli♂GO!"