Two-dimensional Seeding System

Hot eyes, really hot eyes!

Unexpectedly, the Dragon King of the East China Sea would have such a hobby, it simply refreshed his three views.

Chapter 8 The Dragon King's Body Fluids

Unexpectedly, the Dragon King of the East China Sea would have such a hobby, it simply refreshed his three views.

He originally thought that the Prince of the East China Sea would be very disgusted by this kind of video screen, but when he turned around, he found that the Prince of the East China Sea was fascinated by it!

Yes, I'm fascinated! Not only that, there was a trace of crystal clear liquid hanging from the corner of his mouth, and his face full of pockmarks was full of excitement.

Did you awaken a strange attribute?

Ye Feng trembled, and quickly returned the computer to the Prince of the East China Sea, and gave the Turtle Prime Minister a pitying look.

"Since the lord knows how to use the computer, I won't bother you anymore, farewell!"

However, just as he was about to leave, he suddenly saw a stick with the length of a slap lying quietly on the sandy surface beside him, among the messy clothes.

The surface of the stick showed a metallic luster, and it was a little inconspicuous in clothing, but one end was a little wet and stained with some unknown mucus. It seemed that it had been used not long ago.

He picked it up without thinking it was dirty, and then kicked it in his arms and said calmly, "Sir, can you give this useless stick to me?"

At this time, seeing that the fascinated Prince Donghai was still in the mood to take care of other things, he waved his hand and said casually, "Take it."

Resisting the excitement in his heart, Ye Feng packed up and rode the little donkey away from the beach. It wasn't until he was far away from the East China Sea that he took out the stick he had obtained and watched it carefully, tsk tsk.

"The wishful golden hoop."

"I thought I would get nothing, but I got such an amazing treasure."

However, he suddenly thought about it, didn't the Ruyi golden hoop weigh more than 10,000 catties? How can a mere mortal be able to move it?

He frowned and checked the stick repeatedly, but he didn't see anything, except that the style was similar to the Ruyi golden hoop stick in the original book, there was nothing strange, as if it was just an ordinary stick.

Not right.

The wishful golden hoop stick was given to the Dragon King of the East China Sea by Gourd Little King Kong, and he instructed her to hand it over to Sun Wukong.

However, this was of no use. The Dragon King of the East China Sea still used it privately. Even when Sun Wukong got it, there was still an unknown liquid sticking to the top of the stick and it was too late to wipe it off. It can be seen that the Dragon King of the East China Sea loved the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick.

Now it is stored in such a hidden box, there is a great chance that it is the real thing, but I don't know how to use it yet.

As for why you can hold it, this world itself is not a serious world, so what do you do with so much?

He glanced at the mucus remaining on the top of the stick and frowned. He pulled a corner of his clothes to wipe it off, but hesitated.

The Shenlong is full of treasures, and it is also the body fluid of the Dragon King. Wouldn't it be a waste to wipe it off? But if you take him, it won't be so perverted.

How to do it?

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Chapter 9 Sister Juice can't be let go of course!

Naturally, Ye Feng never wastes the treasures of heaven and earth, not even bodily fluids. Besides, no one around sees them, right?

Perverted is perverted, the cage of human nature can no longer stop me!

It didn't take Ye Feng to put the golden cudgel into his bag again. Now he was going to find a water source and try to see if he could summon the river **** again.

If you can't go to another time and space through the river god's side, it's not too late to think of other ways.

In the woods, in a small water pool, Ye Feng got off the donkey, tied it to the edge of the tree, stepped on the fallen leaves to the edge of the water pool, and the dead branches under his feet clucked.

The water pool in front of him had obviously not been cleaned for a long time. There were nearly an inch of fallen leaves floating on the calm dark green water. From time to time, some crabs poked their small heads out of the mud holes by the pool, seeming to be frightened and shrinking back.

This time, Ye Feng naturally didn't throw the golden axe down stupidly, but chose a larger stone, and then took a step back in a conditioned reflex.

I don't know how long the silence was, and the water finally broke the calm. In his expectant gaze, the river **** did not appear. On the contrary, an anaconda with the thickness of the thigh that had been lurking for a long time sprang out of the spray, opened its **** mouth and turned towards him. bite.

In an instant, before the snake could reach a disgusting stench, it rushed towards his face, and at the same time, a whip-like black shadow with splashes of water came ruthlessly and hotly around his waist.

The next moment, with a soft moan, the long sword was unsheathed, like a bolt of lightning piercing the sky, and the red blood splashed into a blood curtain that sprinkled on the fallen leaves.

The sound of "Zizi" continued, and the fallen leaves turned from yellow to black, turning into fly ash in the blink of an eye.

Snake blood is poisonous!

Ye Feng frowned, raised his hand to look, but saw that the long sword he had just bought was slightly stained at this time, and secretly said a pity.

The moment the anaconda sprang out, he reacted, his right hand brushed the long sword around his waist, and he easily cut off the snake's head.

He glanced at the snake's body lying on the ground, still struggling, warm blood was pouring out of the wound the size of the mouth of the bowl, but the fallen leaves he touched kept turning into fly ash, and the exposed soil also turned black.

He glanced at the snake's head that had been cut off on the other side. It seemed that there was still some vitality in the dull snake's pupils. He raised his hand and swung it, and the long sword pierced into the snake's head, and then stirred it violently.

After a faint hissing sound, Ye Feng took a distressed look at the almost scrapped long sword before retracting it into the scabbard.

You must be ruthless when you want to take the other person's life in revenge. It is the most basic common sense to make up for the knife.

Ye Feng shook his head and kicked the dead snake's head aside. It was a bit of a surprise that he was attacked by a python this time. Although "100,000 cold jokes" is a funny world, it is also a real world after all.

If you still treat it with the entertainment mentality you used to watch Fanshi, I'm afraid I don't know how to die.

The rippling water surface returned to calm again, Ye Feng lifted another stone and threw it down, but this time the river **** still did not come out.

"Are you afraid of being summoned by me?"

Ye Feng didn't give up, he picked up a stone and threw it down again, but the river **** still didn't appear.

He unpacked again and threw down a silver axe without hesitation.

Just when Ye Feng was about to give up, he finally got better this time. After the silver axe fell, within two breaths, the situation was the same as the previous situation in the Li Mansion.

A beam of light rose from the surface of the water and slowly dissipated, and the figure of the river **** appeared in front of him again.

"Young boy~"

Chapter 9 Sister Juice can't be let go of course!

"Young boy~"

The River God shook his foggy lower body, with a smile in his narrowed eyes.

"You fell..."

"Huh? We seem to have met somewhere."

He was about to take out something when he suddenly stopped and asked in a strange tone, "Why is it so familiar? It's strange."

"Where have we met?"

The series of reactions of the River God made Ye Feng's mouth twitch. Not to mention letting this guy take him through time and space, his memory alone makes people doubt his true identity.

Is this really the river god?

We just met yesterday, okay?

"It's so strange, what should I do if I see the same person for the third time in the script!"

"Have you finally remembered it?" Ye Feng glanced at the River God and said lightly, "Since it's not written in the script, I'll write it for you."

"The young man in front of you is a great man, and you swore allegiance to him and obey his orders."

"How about a script like this?" Ye Feng said with a smile on his face.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the river **** suddenly took out a booklet, opened the pages, and stared intently at the contents.

"Ah, so it is!"

Immediately afterwards, the river **** suddenly opened his eyes, with a "kind" expression on his face, he stretched out his **** and said fiercely to Ye Feng, "Ignorant and ignorant human beings~"

"Accept God's punishment~"

But at the next moment, an axe fell from the sky and slashed on his head accurately.

The river **** fell in a pool of blood.

Ye Feng, on the other hand, clapped his hands expressionlessly: "It's just a fake."

He has long seen through the strength of the River God. In the original book, even a passerby character can be bullied. Except for the ability to change things with bare hands and travel through time and space at will, he hardly showed any combat effectiveness.

However, before Ye Feng could ask questions, he saw that the river god, who was lying on the ground, suddenly got up and plunged into the pool.

"Want to run?"

Ye Feng was already prepared this time, and with a sprint, he rushed towards the river **** and hugged the tail of the water mist, but he fluttered in the air.

First, there was the sound of falling water in his ears, and then a chill came from his body. He quickly closed his mouth and nose, and the sky was spinning. When he opened his eyes again, he saw another scene in front of him.

ps: 500 words have been omitted in the process of taking sister juice.

Chapter Ten

At first glance, the entire space seemed to be distorted, the clocks all around were distorted and tilted, and there was silence.

"Where did I get thrown by the river god?"

Ye Feng shook his still drowsy head, and checked the items he was carrying.

Three axes, a golden hoop, a long sword that was almost useless, and a purse full of silver taels, except for the donkey tied to the tree by him, there was almost nothing to lose.

But when he got up, a faint word entered his ear.

"This is the end of time and space, the narrowness of time."

"The narrow space..."

"The narrow space..."

The unknown voice was erratic, and it came from nowhere. Ye Feng frowned, but when he looked up, he suddenly burst out laughing.

It turned out that on the top of his head, he found that the originally distorted space was actually a wallpaper, and the wallpaper had not been pasted, revealing a small corner.

"Mortal, this is not the place you should come."

"Man, this is not the place you should come."

"This is not where you should be."

The erratic voice continued to come out, and it kept repeating over and over again, and each time it read a word less.

At this time, Ye Feng had already vaguely guessed where he was, but he heard an erratic voice and continued: "Mortals don't mess around."

"Don't mess around."

"Don't mess around."

Hearing this, his complexion changed slightly. Although he knew that the Time Chicken was a joke, it was too funny, isn't it annoying to repeat a sentence over and over again?

"Damn mental retardation!"

Ignoring Time Chicken's words, he looked around carefully, and finally found a doorknob in an inconspicuous place.

Ye Feng walked over a few steps, pushed open the hidden door, and suddenly a small room appeared in front of him, and a white rooster in shorts was sitting in front of the broadcaster and continued to repeat what he just said.

This chicken is the time chicken that just kept repeating his words. Ye Feng didn't speak when he saw it, but stared at each other with a smile.

It seems that he felt that someone entered the room, and Shi Shiji's body suddenly froze, and his neck made a "click" like a machine.

The next moment, big eyes stared at small eyes.

"Meow~"

At this moment, Time Chicken's wings suddenly bent downward unscientifically, posing as a cute cat girl, and learning to meow.

"Stop pretending, that's not how chickens croak."

Ye Feng walked over with a few strides, grabbed the opponent's neck and lifted him up, then spread out his palms and used a knife to swipe left and right around the opponent's neck, making a tsk tsk tsk.

"A fat chicken, what do you think I should do better?"

"Steamed? Stewed?"

Ye Feng looked like he was thinking: "However, I still like braised food."

At this time, the chicken had been frightened and couldn't breathe. The whole chicken's head was red with suffocation.

"I almost forgot, you don't seem to be able to speak like this."