Valkyrie of the Marvel Universe

"Ah... the smell of the soil, so fresh, and there are earthworms crawling around in it, crawling in from the mouth, and crawling out from the nostrils..."

"go away!"

Zhan Liu volleyed, sending Deadpool flying heavily, hitting the wall, and smashing him to pieces.

A broken body doesn't affect Deadpool's playfulness.

"Hey! Master! There is only one head left in the Lun family!"

"Master, don't you intend to be a Snow Kirby?"

"Who would like such a disgusting thing!"

Zhan Liu was almost annoyed to death by Deadpool.

This guy doesn't know how to do it, the speed of resurrection seems unreasonable.

"I obviously buried you in the ground, how did you crawl out?"

"It's simple, I gave the author V 50, and he let me out!" Deadpool kept sticking his tongue at the flies flying in front of him, pretending to be a gecko.

"Fuck! It's so fucking nonsense!"

Of course Zhan Liu knew that Deadpool could break through the dimensional wall, but when this kind of thing fell on his head, he really couldn't be happy.

No wonder there is a cartoon in which Professor X went crazy immediately after learning from Deadpool that he was a comic character.

This feeling is really difficult to express in words.

"Do you feel that you are a character in a novel, which is difficult to accept?"

Deadpool continued to tease recklessly.

"Do you feel like going crazy now? Want to destroy this false world?"

"Boom!" Deadpool dubbed himself.

"I'm not that fragile! I am who I am, and whether I am real or not, I know better than you!" Zhan Liu said angrily.

"Tsk tsk tsk! Do you have Tsundere in your character set? You're not a cute girl, so it's useless to have this attribute! One Stark is enough for a character like a dead duck with a stubborn mouth!"

"Shut up! You are on the street!" Zhan Liu stepped forward, pointed Deadpool's head at the sun and kicked him.

Under the action of the acceleration of the magnetic field, Deadpool's speed was quickly increased to the third cosmic speed, and disappeared in front of Zhan Liu with a bang.

These days, Deadpool came to harass every now and then, and Natasha was familiar with it. Now that the yard was quiet, she brought the cleaners over to clean the yard.

She was also annoyed by Deadpool's stinky mouth, and she absolutely didn't want to see him again if it wasn't necessary.

Without the harassment of Deadpool, Zhan Liu was stable for a while. But one morning, while he was practicing, he saw another pile of black and red stinky dog ​​shit crawling in from outside the wall.

Deadpool is back!

"F*ck!"

"How the hell did you come back so fast!"

"Oh, I asked one of my fans to reward the author with a leader! The author is unscrupulous, as long as you give the money in place, you can write anything!"

Deadpool jumped off the wall while talking nonsense.

"Master, what are you doing with Ren Gao on this wall? Are you afraid of the old Wang next door?"

"...Where did you come from in dialect?" Zhan Liu was also speechless to this guy.

"By the way, master, you accepted Lao Wang as an apprentice and put him next door, tsk tsk tsk...my poor teacher..."

Zhan Liuyi stretched out his hand, and fused Deadpool's lips together. Under his nose, his chin was smooth, as if he was born without a mouth.

But this is not a problem for Deadpool, he took out the knife, swiped it up and down, and his mouth came out again.

Zhan Liu pointed again, this time even his tongue and mouth disappeared.

Deadpool looked terrified, put his hands on both sides of his cheeks, and squeezed hard into the middle, squeezing the big horse's face into a long strip.

The ears finally became silent, and I don't know how long it will last.

Zhan Liu continued to practice with peace of mind, and this fellow Deadpool followed behind him, gesticulating and gesticulating.

Zhan Liu didn't intend to teach him Ultimate Boundless Qigong, this guy is just crazy, after learning it, he may not be able to do anything.

What ultimate bladder sword, sub-male way, snow Kirby, respawn pool... Deadpool must dare to come up with these things!

But this is not the world Zhan Liu wants.

The world of Valkyrie is already broken enough, there is no need to destroy this earth!

And this product can also run around in various world lines, which is even more terrifying!

He treated Deadpool as if it didn't exist, and concentrated on doing his own thing, and he was really clean for a few days.

On this day, Tony came, and he came to look for Thor with Thor's Hammer in his hand.

"Thor has already left, why are you looking for him?"

"The material of this hammer is quite strange. I think it should be some kind of new material. I want to ask him to try to build a new strong magnetic armor."

Tony glanced at Deadpool, who was crawling on the ground like an earthworm, especially the mouthless, half-blank-like face, and asked strangely: "Who is this guy, who offended you?"

"A slut! Don't pay attention to him, he won't die!" Zhan Liu didn't want to mention Deadpool, so he skipped the topic directly, "Thor's Hammer is made from the core of the sun that is about to die, so it can be easily Speaking of which, it's entirely by the power of magic."

"However, Asgard does have a metal called Uru, which has a very good magic power transmission effect, and it should be good for making strong magnetic armor. You can try it with Thor."

Tony's research is closely related to Zhan Liu, so of course he should pay more attention.

While the two were chatting here, Deadpool got up from the ground at some point and entangled Old Wang who was following Tony.

For some reason, his mouth got better again. He put his arm around Old Wang's shoulder, and said furtively in a voice that everyone could hear, "Hey! Old Wang! Do you want to make a big deal?"

Lao Wang looked at him in surprise, then turned to look at his master and elder brother, casting questioning gazes.

"Hey, you don't need to look at the two of them. Those two guys look like dogs, but in fact, they are all supporting roles!"

"If you want to be the protagonist, you have to do big things! Like Magneto, at least you can be a villain!"

"Look at you, if you don't take advantage of the great opportunity, you don't even have a sense of existence now!"

"In the martial arts hall, who still remembers you, the fourth senior brother?"

"Come on, come on, I'll teach you how to rise to the rank, counterattack and slap your face all the way, and finally achieve the prestige of the protagonist!"

Deadpool walked out with his arms around Old Wang.

Pharaoh was dubious, followed him halfway and went out.

Tony didn't know who Deadpool was, he just thought he was talking nonsense and didn't take it to heart at all. But after Zhan Liu listened to it, his heart felt like a stormy sea.

Fuck!

What a joke!

I'm not the main character?

I'm just a supporting role?

how is this possible?

Mouth!

Deadpool must be talking nonsense again!