Valkyrie of the Marvel Universe

Disagreeing with Tony in other places, Zhan Liu sent Tony away after asking him for some Ulu metal the next time he saw Thor.

He sat on the sofa, his eyes were empty, and the storm in his heart never stopped.

After a while, he calmed down, stretched out his hand, and sucked the dead waiter who was chatting with Lao Wang outside the courtyard and flew in backwards.

"Don't lead people astray here. Lao Wang is on good terms with Tony now, and if he participates in some major events in the future, he will naturally be promoted steadily. If you are fooled by you and accidentally lose your life, then But it’s a shame.”

"Master, are you still talking about Lao Wang? Don't you think that healers don't heal themselves?"

Deadpool sat down on the table, leaned his face closer, and said in a beating tone:

"Old Wang at least participated in the research and development of the strong magnetic armor, which has a little exposure, but you stay in the martial arts hall all day, except for practice, it is practice, there is something to watch!"

"Which protagonist have you seen become stronger through practice? Don't they all rely on cheating?"

"As long as the readers are happy, isn't it just a matter of the author to let the ultimate immeasurable qigong break through the fifty heavens?"

"Rationality is useless! As long as the author wants to, he can break through the world by swimming, and create peerless magic skills by watching TV!"

"Master, it's not okay for you to stay in the martial arts gym all day like this. You have to go out and do big things! Slaughter a few cities and get some heavy flavors, and you can break through the fifty heavens in no time. Do you believe it? "

"If you continue like this, it will be difficult to be the protagonist..."

Deadpool made a "tsk tsk tsk" sound, begging for a beating.

"Mouth!" Zhan Liu retorted with a sneer, "Even if this world is a novel, how can I, a second time traveler, be the only one in the Marvel world?"

"Furthermore, I still have the system with me, which is standard protagonist treatment!"

"I am now a proper top three combat power in the current world, and the martial arts teacher of all future magnetic field experts. Isn't that enough for Bhagavan?"

"You said I didn't do anything, but I was involved in the two destructions of the earth. The two floods of New York and the half-destroyed one were all related to me."

"This is not the protagonist, so what is the protagonist?"

Deadpool nodded seriously, then turned over, rolled off the table, winked and said: "You are right...if this is a normal novel!"

"But the problem is that this book is a fan fiction in the Marvel world... **!" Holding a dagger in his hand, he threw it back and forth, walking backwards.

"Huh?" Zhan Liu was taken aback, "You're fucking talking nonsense again!"

Deadpool threw the dagger into the sky, then bent over, swinging his hands sideways.

"Please let me solemnly introduce the protagonist of this book..."

The door opened, and Wang Yunxiang walked in from outside the courtyard.

"...Next! Next door! Old! King!"

With a "poof", the dagger fell and was stabbing into Deadpool's head, just like a handle growing out of a watermelon.

Old Wang was startled, jumped two steps to one side, and asked in surprise: "He, is he all right?"

"Don't worry, I won't die!" Zhan Liu said angrily.

"I shouldn't have believed your words, and I'm still here to listen to your nonsense!" How could Zhan Liu not know now, what Deadpool said just now was pure fart.

Deadpool tilted his head, stretched out his hand and pulled out the dagger with a "poof", a stream of blood spurted out following the dagger. Lao Wang was terrified when he saw it, for fear that he would die on the spot.

"Am I talking nonsense, which words are true and which words are false, Master, you should be clear in your heart!"

"When you become a character in a novel, your own destiny is no longer in your hands. The one who can determine your destiny can be the author, the genuine reader, the editor, or even Disney's The Copyright Department, however, will definitely not be you!"

"Oga was so NB in ​​Haihu, and changed the version, and immediately hit the street!"

"You are working so hard now, maybe someone else will smash it down with the leader, and you will be a second-class man! Don't overestimate the integrity of the author!"

"Now a lot of people are calling you not crazy enough! Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, you don't look like a crazy old man at all!"

"You can't let Magneto take your job away!"

"If this goes on like this, the readers will call for a new protagonist!"

The old Wang beside him was very confused, and he couldn't understand what the two of them were saying at all.

Deadpool leaned over again, put his arms around Pharaoh's shoulders and approached him.

"Old Wang...ah no, you should be called Master Qi! The relationship between adoptive father and adopted son is really strong, and the biological ones are used to kill. Master Qi, are you interested in accepting me as a godson? I am absolutely filial to a father and son!"

He didn't have any shame in the first place, so he knelt down on the ground after he finished speaking, and hugged Lao Wang's thigh without letting go.

Lao Wang was baffled and dragged him for a long time, but he still couldn't pull him off, so he had to turn his eyes to his master for help.

Zhan Liu said angrily: "This guy is immortal, just blast him!"

Lao Wang hesitated for a moment, stomped his feet, and a strong force came from his legs, shattering Deadpool's arms and sending him flying.

"Ah...Master, save my teeth!" Deadpool screamed, rolling all over the floor.

Lao Wang was terrified, and hurried up to treat him and save others. Then, right in front of his eyes, he witnessed Deadpool's wounds quickly stop bleeding, seal, and then regrow new arms.

"Hiss..." Lao Wang took a deep breath before he understood what the so-called immortal body meant.

Deadpool groaned a few times on the ground, then said with a mournful face, "Master Qi, you are so cruel..."

"Okay, stop acting!" Zhan Liu directly interrupted Deadpool's pretentiousness, "You don't come here for no reason to play tricks, do you? What is your purpose in coming here? Hurry up and get out!"

Zhan Liu is also very disturbed now, he really doesn't want to see this shit stick dangling in front of him again.

"Of course I came here because...fate is guiding us to see each other...don't fight, I just say it...cough cough, of course I'm here to tell you that if you want to keep the protagonist's position, you have to go crazy! It’s a big deal! Don’t stay in the martial arts gym all day long! Mother-in-law, who wants to see it?”

"Don't worry if you have nothing to do, the author will give you a chance to do a big kill right away, you have to seize the opportunity... The key words are: massacre, Beijing view, you can also use your subjective initiative, plus Rip, human balloons and stuff."

"Be obedient to the arrangement of fate! At least in this way you can still be the protagonist."

"Everyone doesn't like to watch mainstream abuse these days, so don't worry that you will be played by fate like Lan Meng, even though your creative prototype is a donkey... Hey, did I miss something?"

"The message is over, goodbye!"

Deadpool got up from the ground, patted his butt, opened the door, and ran away.

Zhan Liu sat on the sofa with a gloomy face, his heart was in a mess, he didn't know what to do.

The door was suddenly pushed open again, and Deadpool's head stuck out from behind the door.

"I'm sorry, I missed a word just now. If you want to not be manipulated by fate and control your own destiny freely, there is actually a way."

"That's... Po Xingyou!"