What A Useless Almighty Being You Are

BAAAAAMMMMMMM* A blue colored lightning size of a grown man suddenly struck a young man passing by a bridge in a middle of the night.

"WHAT DID I DO TO DESER....." -young man

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I woke up in this realm of darkness even though i died. "Is this the land of the dead?"-young man

Well technically there's no land so maybe this is what you call nothingness?

Suddenly a blinding light shined through the darkness reaching god knows nowhere as if this is the light that will guide me through my suffering.

In the center of the light, a gold excessively decorated throne sat a 100 meters tall old man with long beard.

"Who are you? Where is this? I thought i died struck by a massive lightning? why am i still alive?"-young man

"This is hell. I am your punisher. I will guide you through eternal of suffering for the sins you've committed"-old man

I was shocked and fearful of him at the same time. My heart beat is through the roof, i do not know what to think anymore. I gather my courage to talk.

"I.. I... I do not deserve that kind punishment. I am just a poor orphaned young man. I did not do anything that is considered as sinful"-young man

The Old Man squinted his eyes, i feel like i've been through the purgatory just by looking at his eyes. My sweat is dripping like someone threw a bucket of water at my face.

"Ho ho. Are you sure? You did not do anything sinful at all?"-old man

Suddenly a huge screen appeared before me with a bustilly beautiful middle aged Nun. The Nun suddenly bend over to pick up the books she dropped.

When i saw this scene i froze. i started to sweat buckets. Suddenly the scene zoom out and i was there with a perverted face looking through the gap that been made when the nun bend over.

I hastily raised my arm. "OK OK OK!! OLD MAN I ADMIT SO CAN YOU PLS STOP IT PLSSS IM BEGGING YOU!!!!!"-young man

The old man smirked. At that moment i knew that this old man is a sadist. My knees gave up with an expression of contemplating life with a tear on my face facing upward mumbling "why do i deserve this"

Back to the screen*

The busty middle aged Nun saw the young man gazing at her she said "Keith why are you here? Do you need something? Did you fight again with the other kids?"

"Ohhh ahhh Sister Theressa what a coincidence!. Can i touch your... a a i mean can i help you?"-young man(Keith)

Picking up the books while glancing at the biological weapon of death 'that can cause the 3rd world war if we're not careful'

"AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH PLSSS KILL ME PLSS KILL ME I WANNA DIE THIS IS SO EMBARRA.S.SING. IS THIS YOUR WAY PUNISHING OLD MAN!!"-Keith

Rolling around the place while covering my eyes and ears you can see the otherworldly suffering.

"Puh.."-old man

"Puh?"-Keith

"PUHAHAHAHAHAHA"-old man

Suddenly the Old man kneeled then started laughing out loud. Rolling around the place and banging the non-existent floor.

I was so confused that i thought this old man is retarded. Then suddenly the Old man goes back to his throne with a irritating smirked face.

"Hahaha young man at first i was just being sarcastic but when i saw your idiotic look i just can't help it!!"-old man

A vein popped in my head. i raised my right sleeve then started walking to him even though the height difference. "OLD MAN YOU WANNA FIGHT?? I AIN'T SCARED OF YAH!!"-Keith

Suddenly a invisible wall appeared right in front of me "Easy there young man. You cannot defeat me. To me you are just a young weeb"-old man

I was shocked i thought i've hidden it well fearing that they'll laugh at me when they discover it "Ho.. How did you know!!"-Keith

Still with a smirk on his face "Because i am God!"-old man (god)

"God?"-Keith

"Yes young man i am God, Almighty Being, Devine, Father etc."-God

"So God or whatever, where is this place? Why are you here? Why am i here?"-Keith

"Hahahaha. I was forging a lightning spear when suddenly i fell i sleep. That spear struck you and you died so i have the responsibility to take care of you."-God

With a vein on my head i controlled myself not to give this old fool a middle finger "So why am i here?"-Keith

"I shall give you an opportunity to live your life a second time in another world"-God

"Ahhh so the clichéd reincarnation of some sort. Can i choose the Earth?"-Keith

"No young man, i will give you a system with otherworldly powers so if i reincarnate you to the Earth with no otherworldly powers the balance will break and you can't even level up if i put you to the earth with system because there's worthy opponent for you there.

There's no beast and villains with awesome powers that will make the protagonist head ache so much that he'd rather die, 'with the power of love and friendship we can defeat this adversary with super OP power' then suddenly they have unlimited stamina"-God

'What's with the last one?' thinking to myself

"So? what now?"-Keith

"You can choose what world you want to go and the system.. I will give you the anime system"God

"Hmmmm. Can you explain to me the system?"-Keith

"There are 6 main Tabs with other sub tabs

Status

Character Slot

Inventory

Store

-weapon

-armor

-miscellaneous

-skill

Lottery

-weapon

-armor

-miscellaneous

-Skill

-Random(Ticket)

System Points

-StorePoints(SP)

-CharacterUpgrade(CU)

-LotteryPoints(LP)"-God

"I know everything except for Character Slot"-Keith

"You can choose any character you want from the myriad worlds of Anime. The selected character with their corresponding items, skills, bloodline will be yours. You can call this customizing your appearance and powers based on the character you selected"-God

"If i choose a girl character will i be turned to a girl?"-God

With a irritating smirked on his face God said "If you want to i can make that happen"

i nearly middle fingered him that was close

"Ok can i still contact you if i don't

understand something?"-Keith

"Hmmmmm. Ok i will seal a sliver of my conciousness into the system. This is i freebie so be grateful to me. Now go, i wanna sleep so bad"-God

God wave his hand then a magic circle appeared bellow me.

"Hey wait!!!!!! I still didn't choose the world i want!!!!"-Keith

With a bland face god said "Oh yeah i forgot that. Well i casually said that let there be light and there it is!. Don't worry young man there will be light ahead of you!!"-God

He's waving to me with a disgustingly triggering smirk face. Something inside me broke. Ahh that was my self control. I lifted my hands then give him a double middle finger.

"F*CK YOU! U MADAFU**ER! SELF PROCLAIMED GOD! YOU USELESS ALMIGHTY BEING!!"-Keith

God with a smirk face ignored me then suddenly the magic circle broke like a glass the next thing i saw when my consciousness is fading, the panicking face of God. I am satisfied with that scene then i blacked out.