What A Useless Almighty Being You Are

When i finished capturing Pokemon with my trusted capturing tool. I created a a massive wooden cage with my 'Material Manipulation' using the trees around me.

I can fit 50 Pokemons here and there's room for more. well this cage is just for show so that i can gather more customers. The pokemons know that something will happen if they try to escape so i don't really need it.

I captured 20 pokemons. 4 Pikachu, 5 Torchic, 5 Mudkip, 5 Piplup and 1 Eeve. While i was capturing some pokemons, a stray white cat with black stripes rubbed its body to my sheen. I decided to take it back to town, its so cute maybe i can sell it for more.

While thinking that, i've already carried the wooden cage jumping high but smoothly slowly navigated my way back to town. If the port is in north, i captured pokemons outside the south entrance. If the largest dungeon is in the center of the Romanee Continent, then the Port Town is at Northern edge.

There are 5 mid sized dungeons (compared to the one in the center continent) forming a reverse pentagon. The west and east Towns Gate can lead to a dungeon. So the traffic there is larger, i can't pick which one so i just let Asula pick. In the end i prepared my inpromptu shop, well more like a one giant cage.

Then i put a large sign 'Catured pokemon for sale however you do not get to choose, the pokemon choose you' I can't let irresponsible people buy my pets, who knows what would happen to them.

I began to shout like a street vendor "Pokemon for sale! Pokemon for sale! You can get a tamed pokemon for just 20k per try, if you've been chosen by a pokemon then its yours!" i repeated it for 3 times. a Crowd form around me

However no one like to try then someone said "Is this a scam? Can you prove the these things are not feral anymore?"

I noticed a young 10 year old girl trying to squeeze her way through the front so that she can see the cute pokemons

I help her out then said "Girl you want a pokemon?" with a kind smile of my face

"Do... do they bite?"-Little girl

"No they don't. I can give you one for free if they choose you, if you are scared i can go inside with you"-Keith

The girl is conflicted she wants to play with them however she's scared that they will bite her however the cuteness prevail. She decided to go with me i ordered the pokemons to stay at the half side of the cage.

"Those who want to become hers gather around her"-Keith

The pokemons walked towards her one by one with a cute look on their face to not intimidate her. She smiled then started giggling playing with them. This is a picturesque scene. Someone took a picture then uploaded it at a certain internet social media then at World chat Titled as 'A pure natured Elf Playing with her mischievous Fairy friends'

Suddenly a huge commotion appeared in the two Social Platform with a different cause.

The internet one is caused by her cuteness the World Chat commotion is asking if this is true, if where it is and if this kind of thing is possible. The people at the scene started to justify what they see took countless photos and uploaded it.

The little girl picked the Eeve. I said to her "Little girl, you have the responsibility to take care of it now. You will feed it sufficient meal 3 times per day you got it? She trust you and you can't betray her expectation." The little girl while embracing eeve with a wide pure smile on her face nodded rapidly.

'Promotion complete. Guhehehe'-Keith

"Now where are we? Ahhh Those who want to try their luck just 20k per try. I will only accept cash. You only have 1 minute to communicate with them if they don't choose you at the allotted time you need to leave so that the next group can enter. You can group yourselves to 5 then queue up"-Keith

Some scrambled to find a group some run towards the dungeon so that they can earn money because they don't have enough

"Ok first group give me the fee and you may go in"-Keith

--------7 Hours Later----------

'I started at noon and its already dark, i'm so exhausted i want to sleep'-Keith complained

The pokemon has been sold out. However the white cat didn't leave. I guess i'll just raise it or give it to Sister Theresa. I'm too tired to count my earnings ill just let it be for now 'and feel like i've forgotten something hmmm'.

At some point the cash started overflowing so i created a big wooden box with a shoulder strap on it for easy carrying. Chosens here are not rich as i had expected. Mid way i started accepting monster coins looted from the monsters $20k -> 5k monster coin (mc)

I'll just let it be maybe this will be useful at a later date

While walking i open my smartphone then click the certain social media app. 'Uwaaaah whats with these, nothing but related to a pokemon posts. Selfies with their pokemon and cute pokemon moments. We've reach the ultimate evolution'

When i am in front of the Orphanage i suddenly remembered 'OHH YEAH !! I F.U.C.K.E.D UP.... Sister Theresa is trapped in my room!'

I walked towards my room with a fast pace. When i open the door i saw Sister sleeping in her bed, whitey is besides her asleep too. I slowly close the door, then go to dinning hall to get food for me and Sister Theresa, when i came back to my room Sister Theresa is already awake.

"Sister i'm sorry i forgot to give you food at noon"-Keith

"No, its alright, whitey disappeared then came back with a box of food, don't know where did she get it"-Sister Theresa

I looked at whitey with a questioning look, it lifted its paws pointing to the door "Did you get it outside?" then point at Sister Theresa "A nun gave it to you?" the she nodded her head.

I pat her head "Good girl!" She wagged her tail so much that it's leaving a after image

"Sister Theresa are you lonely here by yourself? Don't worry i will find a cure to the side effect of becoming my servant"-Keith with a apologizing look

"it's ok, just come back at night so that i won't be lonely"-Sister Theresa said, with a slight pause she asked "Where have you been all day?"

I told her my adventure of catching all pokemon, time passed however we didn't notice it.

"Can you tell me your adventure story for tomorrow too?"-Sister Theresa

I nodded and said yes after saying that i fell asleep,

-------Next Day--------

I woke up early again to count my earnings yesterday, suddenly i heard a robotic sound

'Ting ting* Upgrade complete!'

'OHHHHHH HERE IT COMES!!' i click the interface

Status(Stats,Character,Pets,Party)

Inventory(500 Slots can stack the same item indefinitely)

Quest(Main,Side,Character,World,Special Event)

Store(Items[Combined Weapon,Armor and Miscellaneous],Skills,Pet,Stronghold)

Lottery(Items[Combined Weapon,Armor and Miscellaneous],Skills,Pet,Stronghold)

SystemPoints: 1,500,000 points(Combined All)

(Remark: You can loot monster materials now)

"WHAT THE F.U.C.K YOU USELESS GOD! WHY DID YOU NERFED IT"